Jun 18 2009Britney Spears wears short shorts. To McDonald's.

With all that money you'd think her nipples might point upwards rather than looking at the ground...

wow

Nice legs

i never quite understood the whole turtle neck with shorts thing...winter on the top, summer on the bottom = fashion don't!

wow

first!

Stupid smirk

To be able to sign custody over don't you need custody first?

Britney admits to having a foot fetish. Go figure.

In pic 12 are her flies undone?

Less Heidi and Spencer, more Britney. Yes, she isnt what she used to be. Yes, her vagina looks like a wizard's sleeve. Yes, she's 3 IQ points short of being equal to a chimp. But honestly, isnt that how we want our women? Used and slow with a big ass?

Those are some sweet sweet nipples.

Remember the Kid's Choice Awards? I must have whacked off to that 1000 times when I was a kid.

She'd start a brushfire if she were wearing corduroys...

Nippy day in London apparently.

You know, I'm sure being one of her secret service 'body guards' probably is a sweet gig but how much pride would you give up to do that?

Here, Ms. Spears, let me get that McDonald's door for you. Don't step in the cigarettes somebody dumped out of their car ashtray in the parking lot. Watch out for that door handle on the SUV... nevermind, I'll get it. No idea what that paper stuff is in your handbag? Here, just hand me the one with the 100 on it. That'll cover the Big Mac and drink, yeah. Hey, remember to close your legs when you exit the vehicle. Red or white wine with dinner tonight? ... haha, kidding! Budweiser and cigarettes, of course! Right back, Ms. Spears!

Nippy day in London apparently.

I happen to like those shorts and the occasional McDonalds. So there.

Her body looks quite good lately i have to confess, Britney helloooooooo wear a damn bra girl! Bras will lift your breasts and cover your nipples so none critizice them , eating at Mc donalds its Ok we all crave it once in a while specially if we are outta the country but why not sending your bodyguard to purchase you a meal instead of going yourself with those ridiculous shorts and a turtle neck?

Britney looking damn good and delicious

Beautiful Brit!
Eye candy for Brits!

the shoes. the shoes with those Richard Simmons shorts....NO.

#18 you need a bra with a bit of padding to cover the nips. otherwise the nips will still prevail.

It's like she's someone's mom who loves Lady GaGa and tries to dress like her.

"WEEEE LOOKIT ME!!"

Wait a minute! Remember when she wore those same terrible boots everywhere before one of the breakdowns?

She's been wearing this same pair of heels for awhile, yall. Mark my words... somethings 'a brewin in that crazy head.

I'm not a Brit fan, but I think she looks good now. She's not fat at all - she's muscular. Same with Brooke Hogan...she isn't fat, she's fucking just big. The difference being that she doesn't look good whatsoever, lol.

ALSO

No matter how rich you are, having fancy food allt he time gets old. Sometimes you just want greasy fast food. Especially after a hangover, god knows!

Que funny thing is: That McDonalds is probably a) More healthy, and 2. Better tasting, than 95% of what passes for 'food' in the British Isles.

She looks ridiculous...

...is what I'd think, silently, while watching her ass bounce on my cock.

At her age.... why are her nipples pointing down?

ha ha . . England hasn't seen the sun in about 1800 years, yet everyone is "cool" with their shades on . . . .

I've seen perkier tits/nips on a National Geographic special. Those southbound flapjacks are pathetic.

Ugh, how awkward to look at! She needs Stacy and Clinton to teach her a thing or two about proper undergarments. The way her breasts are pointed south just burns my retinas. She should really support those suckers or it's just gonna get worse. Plus, she would look better in her clothes.

#25 and #28

So you're only experience of England is American tv?

How about you put the processed fat that passes for american food down, get off the couch (aided if need be) turn off the tv... you can do it...not just standby completely off..... get a passport and go travel.

Actually stay where you are unless you want to prove what the world thinks of yanks is true.

@31

Ha. While Americans enjoy far too many processed garbage, 'traditional' (if it can be called such) American cuisine is far more delicious than anything in the Isles. And as far as comparisons go to anything we continentals (all inclusive) have to offer...well there really is none, is there?

So enjoy your horrid food and know that (at least form what I have seen) you aren't too far behind the Americans in fatness.

Her boob implants are so high in her chest, it makes her nipples look funny.

I can't believe the whole world was salivating at this thing just a few years ago.

The shorts are cute - just not on her. She doesn't seem too comfortable in those heels, either.

Appraently, it's cold outside. Gotta tune in the radio dials.
The Rake
http://thefilmenst.com

#32
You clearly know nothing about food then.

Any healthy tasty food in america is from europe and not really american.
English food has a bad rep but the finer foods dating back to medieval times which was extravagant and healthy due to it not being processed fat like burger king is far better than and more respected than your crap.
Also London has more michelin stars than new york and is well regarded for having the variety of cuisine in the planet due to it being officially the most multi-cultural city on earth.

There has been a huge resurgence in traditional and Mediterranean home made meals being cooked over american fast food crap.
American cuisine = fast food and stolen from us europeans

our rap still isnt as bad as yours.
American cuisine = fast food and stolen from us europeans
for instance McDonalds, enough said.

and we are nowhere close to you in the fatness stakes

ignore the repeat in the post.
on the phone at the same time.

bloody work

If this were Glamour Magazine, she'd have a black bar over her eyes.

Short shorts, yes. But apparently not a bra.

I give that butt an A+ and those boobs a F-.

Well played, sir. Well played.

"GET THE GIMP!"

26. Zed - June 18, 2009 1:21 PM

"She looks ridiculous...

...is what I'd think, silently, while watching her ass bounce on my cock."

I ahve always hated this white trash beech but those gams are great -like a clydesdale

@36

On the contrary, I have yet to be blown away by anything from England. Certainly American food originated in Europe, but it has developed a character all its own...one that cannot be found in Europe. Southern barbeque, for instance, has more flavor and character than any 'traditional' English food.

London may be the most multi-cultural city on the planet, but I fail to see how this relates to English food.

I suppose I should have said 'European' instead of 'Continental' to avoid your confusion. Britain (especially England) is pretty much America (or vise versa) as it is, at least in the eyes of everyone else in the world, so I can understand your attempt at distancing yourself. Still, it doesn't change the fact that the Americans (founded mostly by Brits) greatly improved upon the horrid diet of the people from their ancestral homeland.

Good day, old chap.

I believe her right boob is excited about going to McDonalds!

I have to say it, she still has a nice ass!

Great legs, Brit!

she looks like Miss. Piggy.
always has and always will.

Who the fuck eats McDonalds in London???? Oh right useless tramps.

Is JASON STRATHAM body-guarding her?

Wait. That can't be a pic of Britney Spears. Where is the cigarette between her fingers?!?

# 31. Anon . . . Clearly I was being facetious
with the whole 1800 years thingy . . . listen you limey fuck, I spent 4 years of my life in the US Air Force at RAF Lakenheath in the UK so that you can come on this rag and talk your shit about "us yanks". If it wasn't for us yanks, you'd probably be speaking German right now. I was gonna say you need to say "thank you" for that, but then I thought, oh shit, you might be my son/daughter. I fucked so many of those limey bitches that you just never know . . .

Love, Dad . . .

She desperately needs her tits lifted.

#51 Amen brother. Thank you for your service us filthy "YANKS" appreciate it greatly. It's funny how the world "hates the U.S.A.", yet we can't keep people from moving here from other countries. AND, when there's a crisis, whom do they call first to help their sorry asses? Go USA.

Niiiiice.

Britney's weird down-pointing boobs make my dick die.

Crazy Brit, sane Brit, it's all good.

When in doubt, wear a bra.

LOL, didn't know Jason Statham was Britney's body guard & transporter!!!

Why would anyone go all the way to England to eat at a McDonald's.

I think this story is fake. Where is the bag with the Happy Meal toy. There is just something about this that smells like a rat. Where are the leftovers and extra french fries for later. I bet she just went in there to pee.

She does look pretty lately, and I'm not even a fan.

1. Tits: pointing south because she has nursed a couple of house-apes. If she were an older woman she might possibly be sagging even further. So quit ragging on her tits!

2. Magnificent arse!

3. Superb legs!!! I'd love to have her squeeze my face between those thighs.

4. I just love that shallow, stupid cunt.

is she in London for a Mary Poppins remake?

super-cala-fragalistic-boobs-they-are-atrocious

at one point she was such a hot piece of ass. i'd have had a duel to the death with a great white shark in the middle of the ocean at one point to have a chance to fuck her back in the day. her nipples are lopsided. doesn't she have the loot to fix that?

I don't know what the hell she's wearing, but she has amazing legs lol. Sure, they're stocky...but so curvy and athletic!

What Happy Meal did she have?

She didn't get her face painted,what happened?

She looks aroused,was she allowed to sit on the lap of that clown?

She is looking good.
I would do very bad things with her.

Those nipples are like the nose of an ANT-EATER, folks!!

when is this fat bitch ever gonna lose some weight?

HOLY SH!T BATMAN ! !

I'd suckle them big ass RICH nipples until I passed out. Great lookin' legs, she looks HEALTHY all things considered.

STFU you idiot queers who wouldn't have f'd her in her pre-motherhood prime because she has a icky pussy thing instead of a cock to inhale or sit on, you a$$holes.

FUCK Osama bin laden

#71. Please think before you type.

I don't get her affinity for turtlenecks. Bah.

Suprisingly good? Her nipples are pointed towards the ground- thats never a good thing

ha ha ha not even her nipples want to look at her!

ha ha ha not even her nipples want to look at her!

#43 Que. Please tell me you didn't just once again generalize the whole Europe as one? "European food"...that doesn't even exist! For the last time, Europe isn't a country. You couldn't possibly have two more different WORLDS than, say, Italian cuisine and French cuisine. Or Swedish cuisine, for that matter.

#59 Hamburglar

I'll tell you, you can go to Barcelona and eat at Burger King. You can go to TOKYO and eat at freakin Wendy's and KFC!! Those chains are ubiquitous. And who eats at them, besides locals? Tourists who are too pussy to try the local cuisine.

lovely nips, so cute and candid!!, I love this girl....

You guys can say what you want about her, but her legs and ass look fucking awesome. She could wrop those legs around my head for the next 24 hours

thats kalled no bra

Every single inch of her is perfect...

what a perfect ass !!