Jun 19 2009Britney Spears still hates bras

Well, she's wearing panties. That's a start - give her time and in a decade she'll be normal again.

Well, she's wearing panties. That's a start - give her time and in a decade she'll be normal again.

First !

Droopy Nipple....

i'd hit it, low nipple placement and all!

I'm glad she hates bras cause I love tits!

One points this way...the udder doesn't.

I love the fanatical black woman in the background of Pic # 6. Seriously? Relax.

I'll say it again. I almost don't recognize BritKnee without a cigarette in her hand.

"...is anyone else actually not hating these pics?"

Uh, only some 14 year old who hasn't discovered his daddy's stash, yet. Or sheep. I can't imagine a human baby would know what those are.

Gross.

nice eraser heads!

I don't understand what's gross about her breasts at all. They're pretty damn perfect for non-artificial ones.

#6...fucking hilrious!! Great comment.

Maybe she uses them the way a water witch uses a stick... if they point down, there's a McDonald's close by...

Thats fine, Brit can keep not wearing bras, its an easy example for my girlfriend. "If your nips are like britneys, you're dumped."

"Also, if you get fat"

#13...This marks the first time you have ever made me laugh. Congrats.

I hate not wearing a bra...no support=back pain. Plus, why does her nipples stick out so far? Is this some phenomenon that happens after children? I'm just curious.

I wonder if she understands the gravity of this situation.

Does she know that there are bras available that can support a larger chest, yet does not have underwire (assuming it's why she doesn't wear bras)?

I don't understand the bitcghing - her tits look great and the nipples are mouth-wateringly alluring.

No bras, wonky nipples, tattoos everywhere. Before we know it, she'll be considered white trash.

#15 -Well let me just scratch THAT off of my bucket list... when does my plaque arrive?

And she also hates hygiene,common sense, and expensive clothes so who cares? When is she gonna do another sex tape the other one is such poor quality.

What's with the papparazzi wearing helmets?

@20
HAHAHAHA! Fucking great

And BTW Amy, I checked out your myspace, you're not bad. You're welcome.

No. 19 ... she already IS white trash ... DUMB white trash ... for all her fame and money (zero talent), she always looks like a $2.00 cherry.

It has become increasingly apparent that the female named Amy suffers from a complex in which posting a personal myspace page is a cry for affirmation from strangers and yet, exhibits a pattern of traits and behaviors which signify infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition.

Her nipples are falling down...

#25 - A-M-Y has N-P-D? OMG!!!

@27 - You down with NPD? Yea, you know me! ; )

And I was trying to be very H.P. Smith about it.

She's got nipples like some midget fists.

I for one am glad to see Britney's nipples back in the news.

More please only without the shirt.

I for one am glad to see Britney's nipples back in the news.

More please only without the shirt.

With nipples that big she should be wearing a bullet proof vest...GROSS!!

Amy you ignorant slut, "why does her nipples stick out that far"?. Moron. You say without a bra you get back pain. Man you must be one lousy physical speciman. Wait until you are 30. I doubt you will live very long. Sorry. Couldn't happen to a nicer caste being a lawyer wanna-be and all.

#29 - Reeeeeaaaally... I hated that little fucking rodent... but that fact that you even know who HPS is means you know the location of both the ottoman and the hairy kiwis...

@35 - Did you know you can use a hairy kiwi as a key to an underground lair?

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree

With ’possums clinging to each limb
Like tiny, pink-tailed cherubim.

Don't blame her. Hell, SHE CAN'T SEE THEM!

#34 and # 25: You're both about as cool as taking a bath with your dad. Also, "Amy's Tutor," you make absolutely no sense. How about you go home, open a book, and read in your spare time. Maybe even do a few sentence diagrams. Then come back and "attempt" to administer another "zing" without getting laughed at? MMM kay? Thanks. Bye bye now.

I like that she's wearing the "Britney Spears" velour sweatpants that were sold on the tour.

#11 Congrats on having the lowest standards ever. Please go ride the short bus home from school now.

@38 - your NPD is showing. It's not attractive.

tits, scmits - let's see some taco

"You're both about as cool as taking a bath with your dad..."

If you flip through the pages of your "Comebacks That Make You Cool While Blogging" book any faster, you'll set it ablaze... that said, I give your comment about a 6. Good job.

She looks udderly hot.

I give that comeback a 4 because of the "mmmkay" and the 'bye bye now'

She'd better start tucking those puppies in if she doesn't want to kick them while dancing in a few years.

Britney has some fantasTITS. Nce and full and they look great out of a bra. I love her jumbo nipples.

#43, Eh. I thought it was better than a 6. Maybe if I had that pesky book.....why helllooo there half.com. Paperback? Yes please. Hardcovers are too expensive nowadays.

#45, Howard the Duck is on tv. Thought you might like to know. Better run.

OMG I have those sunglasses!!!

LEAVE BRITNEY'S DROOPING WALL EYED TITS ALONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg.... is she pmsing or something?!?! [they get extra big & pokey @ those times] so frigging gross & cowish... since she can obviously afford bras, I guess there's some evil master plan behind this bovine crap

@45 - FAIL. Try again.

Hardcovers are too expensive and "pesky".....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..

I think her necklace is giving her a rash ...

Call me Dale. I like her nipples and thank you for posting the photos. They remind me of a girl I used know.

That's all.

Hopefully they'll lose her luggage, and she'll have to go to the store and buy some makeup.

Damn it 'fish...

I got wood over these. I swore I would never have a whack attack over saggy tits Britney ever again. But, those nips are invigorating. Excuse me a moment while I looke at them again, in 'full size' mode.

[Spoiler Alert]

I betcha she's wearing Granny panties underneath those elastic waistband 'sweats' she's got on. Uggh, I just threw-up in my mouth a litlle bit.

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

Wait for it...

ASC -- Amy Sucks Cock!

You know, if Britney wants to, she can be the hottest MILF this side of Heidi Klum. The difference is, Heidi IS unattainable. Britney still looks like that slutty Mom across the street you caught your older brother pulling his jerky to, scarring your eyes and frontal lobes into seventy eight lifetimes. So you went across the street and banged that MILF for Salem Ultra Lights 100s, just to even the score.

@25: Yes, but does Amy like and do anal?

How 'bout it Amy, are you a poopchute packing kinda gal? Yes, I checked out your facebook page, and you are hot... Definitely doable, if I had duct-tape to tape your mouth shut, as you do go on, and on, and on, and on about everything that is Amy.

I've the impression that she's proud on her nipples and boobs! We have to encourage this,it's good for her self esteem!

Are her nipples in erect state? Or has that even still yet to come? *Gasp*

dude, nipples work in strange ways... it's like.. you have sausage-like nipples or huge puffy ones and then the gifted people with about 34-c or d cup breasts and rather normal portioned nipples. Men never really have to worry about it. The most reason why women- or young women dislike showing their breasts is because of the nipple size. Completely true, do not deny it.
It's quite the awkward fact.

:/ I think we feel singled out.
YES, JUST BECAUSE MOST OF US HAVE HUGE ASS NIPPLES.

thus : the nipple rant.
go on, laugh. :p

BUT SHE KNOWS THE "GRAVITY-PROBLEM" ALL RIGHT, folks!!

I would suck her nipples anyday. Brits come to my place and show my wife how to fuck.

Me parece la mujer mas sensual del mundo...

She looks particularly decent here for some reason.

@ #68 - No mames guey!

I think Britney's future is presaged in the following comic.
http://www.greganddrew.com/?p=296

please go away Amy. I've only seen you on two of these posts and I'd really like to not see you again. Kthanksbye.

Riss
there would be nothing better for me then to have a little back door action with you.
I am sure you are a hunk

What a fukin madonna wannabe, cant wait till those fatbags are slapping on her gut

@49 who are those sunglasses by, please I need to know!!!!