Jun 8 2009Bret Michaels gets his ass kicked - by scenery

Que sucks to be him (pretty much always).

Brett Michaels is irrelevant.

Brett rocks.

Anyone who can withstand that onslaught of inked-up drunken strippers for three seasons of Rock of Love has my respect.

How'd they get Keith Richards on guitar?
Oh wait! It's just C.C.

Okay, that's just funny as hell.....

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Poison always sucked and is not Metal.

F@gs

HA! Owned by a backdrop!

That was douchey...

Okay that is not funny at all

Just like that Stormtrooper in Star Wars. Bonk!

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Thank you!!! How this lame band ever made it big is beyond me. They are a pop band with some metal flake scattered over them. GO AWAY!

I meant to say that WAS funny as hell....

FAIL

HaHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

JUST SAY NO TO WEARING JEANS THAT EMPHASIZE YOUR WANG!!!!

I mean, who doesnt think that's a stunt cock?? or a tranquilized gopher?

And Bret, stop with the lip pursing- leave that to Lohan's vagina. KTHNX.

Fag.

I wonder if he Bedazzled his own jeans?

this is what happens when you don't give backstage passes to your production crew.

Liking his little"hop-kick-bash" move. Fancy footwork, that.

Those jeans should be proof that his dick fell off years ago from banging a revolving door of trannies.

What a douche. *shakes head*

Oh gawd my eyes.

as if further proof of his dipshittery was necessary...

I think CC needs more necklaces. And Bret needs more eyeliner and lip gloss. These used up skanks just can't exit gracefully. The best thing that can happen to a rocker is to OD while still young. They just don't age well.

Or, wait...Is that Glen Close playing guitar?

I LOVE POISON!

I hear they're going to tour with the Partridge Family and Rick Springfield this summer. Can someone confirm that?

Wow read about it one here http://scarlett-tv.com/?p=131 was very funny, I also dislike Flavor Flave

That is awesome.

This might have been the funniest F'ing thing I have ever seen on live TV, especially seeing his sad little cowboy hat sitting on stage after the near decapitation. Just punishment for that horrible lip synching performance.

I hope it was it a successful euthanasia.

Next time, let's try to get the rest of that pathetic band of trannies some cerebral and/or cervical trauma, too, OK?

Poison must be involved with the Tonys because of "Rock of Ages", the ridiculous re-imagining of 80's hair metal for people who weren't old enough to experience (and survive) it. Seriously, Poison sucks but at least you know they've banged their share of dirty skanks... unlike the sterilized and sub-par Broadway "Metal" fools.

Good Lord!
That gets better and better, the more you watch it.

He's a douchenozzle that attracts the El Camino crowd.

This is what happens when an a-hole rock star doesn't know when to leave the stage, literally and figuratively. Bret and Poison should have went the way of the rest of the eighties hair bands, along with their power ballads, twenty years ago. They helped to almost destroy metal back then, so, pay back's a b!tch! Where's an unstable tower of Marshall stacks when you need one?!

Hair metal sucks. Thrash metal Black metal Speed metal Death metal Doom metal Stoner rock Prog rock 60s psychedelia 70s Hard rock It all cranks but Chick{Hair} metal sucks that includes Motley Puke

Hey, Bret, just like your shit concert 'every roooose has it's thorns'.

you want HIV or HERPES?
GO ANAL WITH THESE BOYS, folks!!
(or paris h.)

Whats the problem?

This is another reason for Brett to get 15 more nose jobs....

Some people do anything to get posted on The Superficial!

Ive already filed Brett under '80's' and 'who gives a shit' along with Hulk Hogan.

Awesome. He's such a douche.

Poison Stunk in the 80's they all have the skill level of Pre School Players.
And now Brett with his STUNT COCK in place Show the world that they still suck and always will...They should do Depends adverts from here on out.