Jun 17 2009Billy Joel and third wife Katie Lee split

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Nice looking piece of ass. And Billy's starting to look like the gnome on those travel agent adverts.

nice drawn-on eyebrows douche. no wonder, u look like a joke!

My balls itch.

He must be fucking paltrow clearly.

I absolutely love Billy Joel as a musician and artist, in spite of his sordid martial history. It's too bad that he is getting another divorce, but I don't think many people thought this would last forever. Billy is getting quite homely looking in his dotage, and she is young and attractive. It was just a matter of time before cheating allegations would start to swirl. Oh well, another marriage bites the dust LOL.

He's fucking Paltrow clearly.

I want to change my name to Kegal Arouzal.

She likes whiny singers with limp dicks.

Holy shit...biatcho lives!

He's going to be making love to his tonic and gin from now on....

See how I did that? yea....

zanna! i know, i am not dead! swaer!

You may be right.

I may be crazy.

Guess what Billy? You are. She's fucking a dude named Arouzel for Christ's sake.....

She couldn't take the prison pussy on his face any longer

Here is how a typical night plays out between Billy and Katie Lee:

Katie: Hey Bill would you do me dirty tonight?

Billy: Sure Babe let me go to the kitchen and get a pill from my Viagra prescription, take it and in an hour I'll be ready to give you wood for at least an hour or two.

Katie: But I'm horny now Billy.

Billy: Katie, you can't get water from a rock. We'll do this in an hour.

Katie: Ok I'll be back in hour. I'm going to go make platonic conversation with my friend Yigal while you get hard.

Billy: Just be back for the main event babe.

Zanna - this place blows ass. I miss the others and lost the site for the cave.

Zanna - this place blows ass. I miss the others and lost the site for the cave.

That's what these old geezers wt money get. They deserve it. Maybe next time they can choose a partner that actually LOVES them instead of just thinking with their flacid wieners.

Biatcho: We all miss the cave. All our works blocked it. Most everyone is on F/B now..you should look us up!

Short bald jew.
Hot woman.

She learned no amount of money is worth it.

Gold digger gets horny, did she sign a prenup?

Fo realz!? I am on FB. hhmm, lemme see what I can do.

couples who use each other never really end well

It must be such a blow to your ego to have to stand on your tippy toes to kiss your girl. Thank you Jesus for building me 6'2" (also, I appreciate the 8" penis as do my lovers)

Time to just buy a doll and save a crapload of money....

Celebrity "marriages" depress me. All I can think of when I see those pictures is "fat, aging, troll-shaped filthy rich man" and "tall, beautiful gold-digger."

I thought we were calling him William now. I thought that was a thing. You know, for assholes to do.

He's a happy troll with a boatload of money - god bless the l'il capuchin, god bless 'im

Is this Billy Joel? I wouldn't recognize him!

So William is on the market?

You know, it must be nice to have so much money, you can halve it every few years just for the sake of tapping some fine young pussy for a while.

This is what it looks like when a decent looking money grabber gets her photo taken with a makeup-less clown.

I hope she doesn't get a penny.

Doesn't anyone stay together anymore?

I'm sure billy will find another nice young model very soon!

http://www.dealpi.com

His penchant for floozies is just starting to make him look sad. Sad on its way to creepy.

she don't like no short dick man.

Gee, what, a 35-year age difference. NO ONE saw this coming.

Maybe now he'll give a little loving to Davy , who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life.

Well at least until Jim the real Eastate novelist who never had time for a wife takes a pump action shotgun and blows them both into small chunks.

Dump that old fuck and get a hotter younger guy!! WOo.

Tsk, tsk, William, you were such a richard to marry a woman so close to your daughter's age. I suggest you get a nice pair of cashmere socks from my GOOP website and put on a nice Coldplay CD and avoid making such silly mistakes in future.

God id love to be in Yigal Azrouel's place! but then again, i dont want to be on the no fly list...smarten up Billy ya old fart...

Ooh, and when you wake up in the mornin'
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me

Oh well, win some lose some. He'll be skankin' soon enough!

Who cares how much money he has!?! Who would EVER have sex with him! He is so tiny and comical looking. He looks EXACTLY like that magnetic face hair toy "Wooly Willy"! Poor guy!

Billy got Christie Brinkley and Elle MacPherson in their prime. Go learn how to play the piano, kids. Trust me.

Maybe Billy can start a used golddigger exchange. He can invite Phil Specter, Hugh Hefner, Usher and Charlie Sheen to join.

.........STRANGE?
seen his whisker, folks?

#39, you made me LOL

You know he divorced her after he got dragged to La Paltrow's house ('William, so, so AMAZING to make your acquaintance - have a fat/wheat/meat/fun free amuse bouche'). He probably (and rightly so) couldn't live with being stuck socializing with such pretentious, desparate ass-kissing women.

"I just want, someone to talk to..."

yeah this dirty little ole pervert marries Christy Brinkley invalidating his bullshit lyrics. He is like his brother Hugh, a dirty little pile of obscene filth. I hope he gets AIDS.

Billy Joel looks like a guy who's posing for the first time, and last time, with his sight unseen mail order bride! Are you kidding me? Yeah, this looks like it was built to last.

She tossed my Torah.

#6 getting quite homely? he's been that way all his life.

I believe they were married in NY and in NY you cannot just file for divorce, you have to have a reason. You cannot get money from your spouse until you've been married for 5 years, which is exactly how long this chick married Billy for...she is going to be set for life...Billy is an idiot.

That's what you get for marrying someone more then twice your age. What the hell would they have in common?

There's an old saying: "If you sleep with kids, one day they will pee on you".

loving her dress!

Age is not always an issue. My mother and father were decades a part and stayed loving couple until he died.

The problem is us white males dont know how to marry CHRISTIAN women anymore. Or EASTERN WOMEN. Females that value marriage and family.

My mom would never think of having left my dad. Her love for god was too strong and her love for my dad was too strong. He took a poor girl from a ghetto and turned her into a hotel owner and a mother of a zillion kids.

Older man younger woman works 100000x better than older woman younger male but you will never hear anybody say avoid old women.

I'm still young but when I get older I will definitely date young women but not marry them. I inherited enough to date young women until I'm hefners age.
See, its a catch 22. Money cant buy love but neither can older women's faded beauty. I'm not attracted to older white women. We arent the best aging race on the planet.

And males need to wake up.

Like my dad use to always say, When you are old and have money, you only really have 3 female options in life.

1) a young woman who wants you for your money
2) a middle aged woman who wants you for your money
3) a really old woman who wants you for your money

That is your choice (you guys in trailer parks wont have ANY options when you are old). Might as well take the prettier one? The younger one? And when that dissolves.. just find another one? Non christian White marriages are transient anyways, even if you date someone your own age.

Plus older men aren't in their sexual prime. That makes them completely incompatible with middle age women sexually, so, a 45 year old rich man with a 40 year old lover is only asking for trouble.

As far as "much older women"? There is no such thing as a YOUNGER sugardaddy so thats not even really an option. Who would even do that?

So when you are rich and 40, it only comes down to two choices. A much Younger woman who is hot and attractive... or older woman who is in her prime that you cant satisfy.

When I'm 40, I'm inclined to just take the cute one and ride it like a wave until I fall off and then hop on another young fresh wave. I'm not going to even bother trying to satisfy an old woman in her prime when I'm over 40. Thats really the saddest kind of white man. An old white man trying to sexually satisfy old priming women. Thats the BIGGEST loser.

(but unlike most white males, I only date christian females or eastern ones? This doesnt make one immune to divorce by any means but its still a better bet than sharing your wealth and money with an atheist white woman of ANY age.)

Bling Ting-you have it all figured out don't you? Have a good life. Personally, I prefer a little more higher level thought as part of my human development, but since you are stuck in conquest mode-carry on. Just don't produce a litter of bastards for me to pay for. Propagation of the species should only be done amongst those of a higher intelligence bracket.

Anona.
"higher thought".

well arent we a little snob.
as for a "liter of bastards", i inherited enough money that you will NEVER have to pay for anything I produce. How much taxes do you even pay?????? nothing compared to what I pay.

And good luck with your hitler like-Eugenics program. "only snobs with High IQ's should reproduce".

By the way, if your IQ was really as high as mine, you would have thought more rationally and logically?

LOGIC:

Wealthy men are more likely to have HIGH IQs. There is a correlation between IQ and success. Some experts dispute it but scientists do believe there is one. IQ and Success are intertwined. In other words, a male with a high IQ is more likely to end up rich than say trash in a trailer park is. So.. since you care about IQ so much, young women SHOULD reproduce with older males who are rich and successful because the odds are greater they will produce high intellect children since success is where the 160 IQ's are. NOt in the trailer parks.

You didnt think of that. You are more interested in being a hitler than a thinker.

@Courtyardpigeon:

You took the words right out of my mouth. Mr. Joel poppd out of his mother's vajajay ugly.