Jun 10 2009Robert Pattinson gives Kristen Stewart an ultimatum (photos)

First!

First!

is she crazy?? duh. do it!

I'd like to motorboat his ass cheeks.

Great. Every time my wife sees this douche, I have to hear how hot he is. Now she is just going to wet herself.

But tell her about your fantasy with Megan Fox and your sleeping on the couch for 2 days...

Will ya look at that, I got a D-vinyl T-shirt just like that...she should be a trends setter i like how those jeans fits....

These two literally glow in the fucking dark... they ain't sneakin' up on nobody...

there isn't a 19-year-old on this planet that needs an "ultimatum". Ditch his sorry ass and find yourself a nice lipstick lesbian to frolic with before you settle down

She don't want him. He needs to go find someone else.

IN THE LAST PHOTO, SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE GUY ON HER SHIRT.

I would so go down on this guy he is soooooo dreamy! yum yum yum yum

So the Superficial is for 13 year old girls now?

What a fucking irrelevant story.

Shut your peen-hole Jimmy L. This site has to torture everyone on a myriad of levels every day or it's not fair.

You're just mad because your bald.

First off, this is from OK! Magazine. We all know that it's a bastion of truthiness and facts, right? Riiiiiight.

I'm sure this kid is nice and all but dude is a player cuz he can be. And why shouldn't he be? And even though I think he is infatuated by Kristen's 19 year old uniqueness or whatever it is that people find so attractive about her, he is NOT at an age or place in his life to want to be settling down and giving women ultimatums to be with him or let him go. At they very least, they're just cozy friends. At most, she's cheating on her BF with this guy. But I guarantee you, no one is thinking the other is THE ONE and must therefore choose exclusivity.

This Kristen chick looks like she getting a little bit of chunk around the middle. Better watch it, babe, you ain't gonna be 19 forever.

He looks like the kind of moody-stalker fuck that obsesses over you and never lets it go until you get a restraining order and then he finds you in a bar and hits you in the head with a pool ball when you're ordering a drink and THEN in court the next day tells the judge the only reason you got a restraining order on him was because you found him in the bushes in the front of your house where he was waiting for you to come out so he could break up with YOU.

Yea.

She really isn't attractive. At all.

he can get any girl he wants out of the fan base, why is he chasing that 12 year old girl.

Heh, like he hasn't sharing the last half year.

He probably wants her to say no, as an excuse to move on.

Whaaaaaaaaaa............................................T !!!!!

Do the vampire boy, you stupid twat. What are you thinking ?

This is like choosing between Fabio and Dick Cheney.

Do him for us!

Wow, this guy MUST be gay if he's sweating this chick.

If I were him, I'd go out to 15 bars in one night, pick the hottest chick from each bar, and then tell them I was flying them to the Caribbean to party for two weeks. I'd then proceed to do large quantities of booze, blow, and weed all day long and yell "NEXT!" from my hotel room after I finished with each one of them.

Did you guys hear about Robert Pattinson? I heard he goes down to home depot and pays the migrant workers to choke him in the shower.

A "source" told me so it must be reported as fact.

You know Robert, you're a great actor and have a bright future in the industry but an ultimatum? Women drool over you, boy, so go drool with them. You're a young star, act like one and stop telling little girls that you'll wait all summer for them like a dog by the door waiting for its owner. Grow some, will you?

Randal

Randal...I like the delicate balance of support/burn you just sported.

Robert Pattinson, stop trying to be a nice, considerate, and dignified human being.

For god's sake, you have 10 million American women drooling over the sight of your hair gel and dirty sneakers! 15 million when you shower regularly!

Besides, there are still two more films to win her over, but after fucking anyone who is 10x more attractive with breasts the size of billiard balls you might not care...

Jimmy L--Shut your face! He's 23...prime age for obsession by females of any age. Guys on this site drool over Miley Cyrus and she's only 16 so stfu. I'd kill for this ultimatum. R-Paz is the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life.

i can understand his hurry, his 15 minutes are about up and he'll have to resort to Superficial commenters for poon.

Zanna, I like the way you kiss ass on this site.

Billiard balls aren't that big. Just sayin'

spoken like someone who knows what its like to resort to the superficial for poon @ 27

Thanks, Fuck-U....I'm trying to be the ying to your yang.

source? I mean the actuall pearson! THERE IS NONE SO F*** OFF! OK magazine is well know for MAKING SHIT UP!!

This guy is fucking sexy!

i bet these two "become official" almost immediately prior to the premiere of 'new moon'...sounds like a publicity ploy to me

lolololol #10.

How much longer do we have to wait before this douche admits he's gay?

??? - Opps. Didn't know. I'm not one of those sporty kind of girls.

Beach balls then! Massive, pearly inflatable beach balls!

That's alright...btw...keep trying, you're bound to get there eventually.

@36 you wish!

@30, i would welcome most Superficial poon suppliers. I suspect you would too.

Jeez, one time we hear they're together and then they're not. I hope this is true at the very least, although I'm starting to doubt there ever was anything between them in the first place.

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I can't believe you even posted this piece of shit story. lol It is so fucking false dude.

If ever given the chance to kiss Robert Pattinson , I would skip that chance and laugh in his poor pathetic face.
There is nothing more unnattractive than someone who smokes cigarettes it doesn't matter how 'cute' you may look physically.
Just makes me want to vomit just thinking about it!

What the hell.....I'd fuck him on the floor and on the bed and on the counter and in the car..........

yeah, there's nothing more attractive than a girl bitching about my smoking, especially when she hits up Starbucks 3 times a day. don't act like you don't. now where's my lighter? and get me a coffee while you're up.

she's ugly

lol i can't believe he's wasting his time waiting for that.

i thought this guy was mr. big shit. why isn't he banging super models every night. worrying about whether this ugly toad wants to be his girlfriend or not is friggin moronic.

Damn it.....I knew Elvis had a illegitimate son......and all this damn time we thought Elvis was dead....hell no.....he's making his come back thru Rob (pic #5 proves it all).

whats the matter with kristen? the hottest guy in the WORLD right now wants her and shes being all nonchalant about it! rob, there are SO many hotter girls out there (that don't taste like an ashtray)...damnit, if kristen won't take him, i will!

shes ugly to me, there are other girls inhollywood more atracctive

shes ugly to me, there are other girls inhollywood more atracctive

Rob=omnomnom

He really is OVERRATED in the looks department. I don"t think Kirsten is all that, but she can do better than this douche!! Every time I see his pallid, spindly ass, I feel nauseous. I can't wait until there's a surcease with all the Twilight hoopla. Hopefully, that will be within the next millennium LOL.

This is a fabricated story if I ever saw one. Please "sources" stop making up bullshit. These two aren't into each other as more than friends.

Dude must be gay. With his level of fame, he should be picking out chicks the way Madelaine Kahn picked out dicks in History of the World. If he's unsure of which side of the fence to fall on, I'll fuck him until he figures it out.

lol if i were Kristen's bf i would just give up and like, move to Antarctica or something. even if they are just friends that must be such a pain in the ass to have all these tabloids going crazy. i wish they would get together, that would be Twilight-tasticly adorable. of course if they don't i would be there to console him lol.

She has the body of a teenage boy, yuck.

#10 gets my vote for funniest/most observant person on these her interwebs today!

I call bullshit. And not just because I want it to be bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvBiRTR7xk

Because Robert Pattinson deserves to be parodied.

!!!- Opps. Didn't know he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >>B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g . c o m "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...

she is incredibly lucky

Are extremely pasty white ugly chicks that hard to find? Gonna go with the SF writer on this one. FUCK all the hot TwiHards (probably 3 or less) and then maybe call this chick...maybe.

Wow. So in addition to being ugly and a terrible actress...Kristen Stewart is also a slut.

this bitch is crazy if she isn't fucking this guy. and who the hell is her boyfriend? he can't possibly be hotter than pattinson.

Is this real? There're tons of chicks screaming outside his front door.

This is a good alibi for him to screw his frustations away in the summer months.Smart move!

Unshaven,a bottle of booze and a hot chick.What more does a guy want?

This is huge news. Thank you so much superficial writer. Twilight updates are appreciated.

everybody's entitled with their own opinion, cmon if u dont likehim then beat it, no need to say hes not hot,..blah blah blha.........LOVE U ROB!!!!

Dude. I'm a hot twi-hard.
Just sayin.
(One down, two to go.)

honestly , and not being all omg i want him for my self blah blah blah!
i do not know what he sees in her.
i've never met her, so i can't know for sure, but she always seems like such a bitch with no personality.
i used to like her before she got all cocky after being in twilight.
plus she looks like a man.

Emooooooooooooo vampire! LOL. ;)

Um, you're pretty much an unfunny twat, #73.

If this is true, and that is a big if, the why in the world is Robert even wasting his time with Kristen when he could have just about any girl under the age of 30? Kristen Stewart must be retarded or something! Don't get me wrong she's a good actress and all, but as far as her looks, she's just average looking. Nothing that great about her so if Robert is even looking her way then she better look back. I didn't think she was all that great in Twilight, which surprised me because every other movie she's been in she was a pretty phenomenal actress. I don't think she took the role very seriously. You know what this kind of reminds me of, Johnny Depp and Wynona Rider when they were dating. They also got together when they were co-stars in a movie. JD got her name tattooed on him, they didn't date all that long. Now, Wynona's career is not so good and Johnny is well, let's just say his career is pretty great. That is probably what will happen to these two so my advice to Kristen Stewart is latch on and don't let go of Robert.

However, I kind of doubt this is even true because like I said Robert Pattison shouldn't have to wait on anyone to decide if they want to be with him or not considering he could have about any girl he chooses.

This is what it´s interesting: she has no boob, no ass and no real talente. WHY in the world would he want to be with her? She is a fucking kid for God´s sake!!!!

He deserves better.

Just because he's Robert Pattinson?

That's a mistake MOST celebs make. Get into relationships for one reason, just because. If she wants to, then she will and because Pattinson can get any girl he wants, doesn't mean he wants to. I just hope they don't get caught up in the hype because we all know that just as quick as "hollywood"hugs and put you on a pedestal, the same mofo's will rip your ass apart and make you wish you were still an unknown being.

NEITHER OF THEM ARE HOT....EMMETT, CARLILE, AND JACOB ARE WAY BETTER LOOKS. ASHLEY GREEENE IS WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS KRISTEN GIRL. I DUNNO WHAT THE FUZZ IS ABOUT!!! TEAM JACOB AND TEAM ALICE FTW.

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shoot i got a senior picture that would knock his socks off
i got done along time ago

well
as talking of kristen then she's making a big mistake .if i was at her place i would hav left my so alled boyfriend and come up to robert

deacon jones you are a hoot! i laughed my butt off when i read your post.

#38 is your math that bad or are you just trying to be funny? elvis died in '78 and rpattz was born in '86; so that isn't possible. i do see the resemblance though.

oops!
i meant # 48, not # 38.

I think she's too hot and talented for his frankenstein looking face. Everyone knows a year ago she didn't give him the time of day and flat out refused him, wonder what changed or how much alcohol he gave her. Dude your too old for her. She should get with me I'm 20 and in her ager group.

I don´t think this Twilight couple ´ll last the summer.

I hope they do! Kristen´s broken up with her boyfriend and now they can be together!
http://www.celebla.com/2009/07/08/twilight-kristen-stewart-boyfriend-break-up/

i think kristen stewart is ugly as sh*t, she looks like a man and need a hundred pounds of makeup to make her look even somewhat pretty. rob is HOTT and would have no problem getting a better girl than a pot smoking small tited lesbo

i think kristen stewart is ugly as sh*t, she looks like a man and need a hundred pounds of makeup to make her look even somewhat pretty. rob is HOTT and would have no problem getting a better girl than a pot smoking small tited lesbo

robert farts when he walks. Kristen is very ugly without makeup . Robert looks like one of those mupet show characters.