Jun 13 2009
Bethenny Frankel counts as a celebrity now
Because I don't watch any "Housewives" show that doesn't feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should point out those two also had unprotected sex with a blogger without laughing at his Star Wars sheets. Just tossing that out there. (I'll start fluffing the Yoda pillows.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that a bunch of heroic perverts emailed me about. You've made the world a better place, my friends.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. stephanie - June 13, 2009 11:42 PM
suck it!
2. stephanie - June 13, 2009 11:43 PM
ha!
3. hacksaw - June 13, 2009 11:45 PM
I'd hit it.
4. Mushroom - June 13, 2009 11:49 PM
Unripe.
5. Breakup Makeup - June 13, 2009 11:52 PM
who?
6. Schadrool - June 13, 2009 11:53 PM
Nice matzah balls!
7. Zippy the Wonder Slug - June 14, 2009 12:06 AM
mmm...MILFpie, MILFpie!!!!
I'd like to motorboat those for a couple of hours!
8. holio - June 14, 2009 12:07 AM
no camel toe?
9. Spoonman - June 14, 2009 12:23 AM
She's too old for me to want to click past those little stars.
10. bah - June 14, 2009 12:35 AM
who the fuck is that?
11. quake - June 14, 2009 12:59 AM
she knew what she was doing
12. Zee Brat - June 14, 2009 1:21 AM
She is the only celebrity on any of the Real Housewives. She's a chef. Nice tits Bethanny.
13. crowley - June 14, 2009 1:23 AM
I'd also hit it
14. JMac - June 14, 2009 1:36 AM
... because that's NOT trashy.
15. vito - June 14, 2009 2:04 AM
Too bad she's not a Toyota. She's got some miles on her...
16. annoying spelling bee champion - June 14, 2009 2:06 AM
It's Apollo. Not Appolo. Apollo. And to return to topic, I'd be all over that like a twenty dollar suit.
17. blindkangaroo - June 14, 2009 2:40 AM
I don't care who she is .... I'd tap that!
18. Dana - June 14, 2009 3:49 AM
OMG does anyone see those scars underneath her boobs?! They look like freaking worm canals! Ewww...
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21. cracka ass - June 14, 2009 4:14 AM
I'd lick her vag.
22. Venom - June 14, 2009 4:31 AM
I would do Bethenny rotten and yes, I too am not happy that there was no camel toe.
Good work Bethenny, and keep it up.
23. freshym - June 14, 2009 4:55 AM
Um... Is it just me or is her vag visible as well?
24. Rhialto - June 14, 2009 5:32 AM
Hola!
25. brian t - June 14, 2009 6:21 AM
#18 - that's part of the dress, a bit of boob support reinforcement. Though I do think she's had a boob job, they don't hang naturally for their size. Oh well ...
26. captain america - June 14, 2009 6:36 AM
the secret?
.......................WEARING NO BRA, folks!!
27. Ricor - June 14, 2009 8:05 AM
Another random nobody, who cares. I only come here to laugh at these pathetic people who think they are of some value. Remember, their job is to entertain US, the masses. Can anyone say court jester??? I can't think of a more demeaning job.
28. Ted Kennedy's tumor - June 14, 2009 8:11 AM
Sorry Zippy, she is not a MILF. She is the only New York Housewife with no kids. I think she is divorced.
She is pretty hot for her age though!
29. Jack Nicholson - June 14, 2009 8:15 AM
Am I the ONLY one that thinks she looks like me as the Joker?
Look at that evil smile!
30. Pottery Barn Outlet - June 14, 2009 8:22 AM
Pottery Barn Outlet
Its interesting
31. the grapes of ROUGH - June 14, 2009 8:31 AM
Those plastic compounds looks like a betrayal to mother nature dont they. Shes bangable though! im sure ill retract my glowing statement once i found who she is...
32. Fashion Reviewer - June 14, 2009 10:50 AM
That is a great look. This is the kind of fashion that I can appreciate. Ladies you can go to dinner and a Play and then slide down a pole for truckers at the megaplaza. It is versatile and allows the wearer to express confidence and alertness. Please... "whomever"... let this be the beginning of a trend.
33. JaniceGunit - June 14, 2009 10:54 AM
OMG, you guys are sooooo easy to impress. She is an old hag, her boobs look disgusting. She has totally had a boob job and her nipples look gross all smashed under that outfit. Her face is full of so much botox that she can't even smile convincingly.
34. Super - June 14, 2009 10:59 AM
Ew .. I don't wanna see old witch tits.
35. lairnev - June 14, 2009 11:16 AM
is that a sweat line on her legs?!?
36. Dee - June 14, 2009 11:19 AM
How desperate is this chick to be famous?? seriously.
37. Kelley - June 14, 2009 11:27 AM
Hideous fake tits ... almost as bad as Posh Spice's boob-job ... bolt-ons. That jaw-line is enough to scare you !!
38. the grapes of ROUGH - June 14, 2009 11:32 AM
Her areola is as coarse, as a disk of rice cake!
39. Rossi - June 14, 2009 12:14 PM
I'm going to agree with those who know that a lot of plastic surgery can't really hide age. She looks like middle-aged Barbie after a few wealthy husbands and a mid-life crisis. Which is utterly unattractive.
Now where is the person who's going to call us liars for finding that unappealing? The really desperate one who would hit that all night long and feels better about it by assuming we're all in old-lady-pseudo-celebrity denial?
40. alfalfa - June 14, 2009 12:27 PM
Another nobody?
41. Dave - June 14, 2009 12:34 PM
never heard of her...
42. Kathleen - June 14, 2009 12:41 PM
Hot for her age but I hate her nose!
Wonder how plastic she is...
43. thebalterdirl - June 14, 2009 12:56 PM
Look at her mouth...isn't that Jim Carrey in the Grinch who Stole Christmas?
She's doable but would melt near a fire and something tells me she is wacked
just another reason to thank God for Japanese porn
44. Zee Brat - June 14, 2009 1:13 PM
Lol, she's not a money grubbing whore like the other Housewives. She's single Chef who writes a column in the New York Times.
45. Alli Watermelon - June 14, 2009 1:43 PM
That's an ugly dress. Why does she look like Paula Abdul?
46. Mama Pinkus - June 14, 2009 2:42 PM
don't know this gal but the bolted-on headlights distract from her striking eyes
47. God - June 14, 2009 3:36 PM
ummm
The hangy skin under her implants make my penis limp. Her sin can't even support her implants, so gross. If God, i mean "i" didn't give you nive big natural tits, then you should have stayed flat chested my dear.
Some is off about her eyes and her jaw could cut glass. NOT milfy.
48. lasdfja - June 14, 2009 3:40 PM
That's some deep yummy camel toe
49. sickitten - June 14, 2009 4:14 PM
Bulemic jawline alert!
50. Anexio - June 14, 2009 4:18 PM
I'd fuck dat who-uh, Frankie. Oh yeah I would.
51. AMO - June 14, 2009 7:33 PM
If I had tits like that; I'd be wearing the same kind of shit. Love me some Bethenny... Go girl! Warning y'all, mama got into the Coronas; so my posts will be hella entertaining today.
52. netstarman - June 14, 2009 8:32 PM
Does anyone noticed her franken nipples?
53. amoi - June 14, 2009 10:20 PM
@39 said it best! I can't imagine a man wanting to wake up to that in the morning... unless he's a struggling young "actor" looking for a meal ticket with boobs + a smidgen of pseudo-celebrity.
54. 1moreidiotintheworld - June 14, 2009 11:45 PM
Those nips weren't looking bad at all.... then I saw her face and lost my cookies! They should've photoshopped a paper bag over that hideous mug......
55. asd - June 15, 2009 3:05 AM
nice boobs :P
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57. FACE - June 15, 2009 7:56 AM
Worthless trashy white broad who married some money...which seems to be the case with most of them these days. Not worthy of celebrity
58. Darth - June 15, 2009 9:09 AM
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59. LinDsay lohan pictures here - June 15, 2009 12:13 PM
i think she is hot
just watched her on the today show
60. JJ - June 15, 2009 12:43 PM
I would rail that until New Year's. I would love to motorboat those things, and then shoot a nice big fat load into her.
61. Lana - June 15, 2009 4:44 PM
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CREEPY CAMEL TOE?!?!? hahah you covered up the nipples but the camel toe isn't exactly SFW
62. Tom K - June 15, 2009 6:56 PM
Ugly jew bitch.
63. nameplz? - June 15, 2009 9:54 PM
Oookayyy...who in the world would want to see those nasty ass things? & what would possess her to go out there looking like that?! I would NEVER in a million years go out like that, soooo very classless!! You can't expect people to take you seriously that way!! Yuck, put those old leather bags away woman!!
64. Resveratrol - June 16, 2009 11:39 PM
Nice! She's old and looks great with no bra.
65. yuck - June 17, 2009 11:58 PM
yuck. plastic grapefruit halves under her skin.
and where have i seen that "outfit" before? oh, yeah...on a hooker that hangs out near the dumpsters behind the Taco Bell...
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69. Eddie Laverne - February 24, 2010 11:20 PM
This two bit whore is taking the express route to 3 minutes of back page semi-notoriety. I swear, how pathetic has our culture become that some middle aged nobody goes and gets implants, shows them off to anyone with a $4 camera hoping to promote her "career as a chef" (some 6 day correspondence course she found on the back of a matchbook learning how to run celery through a Juice Tiger). Advice to this 3/4 amortized hag: go to your local junior college and get a certificate in something that may net you minimum wage at least. You know, like restaurant management. Oh, and put your implants away for Christ's sake. Have a modicum of human dignity.