These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she's my favorite Hills star. She doesn't talk much. She doesn't really do much. But you can always count on her to wear a bikini when people start to forget who she is. It's almost like Audrina's a shining beacon of that women stuff I can't remember because, honestly, I wasn't really paying attention.
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Reader Comments
1. Jim - June 16, 2009 4:09 PM
first?
2. RichPort's Ghost - June 16, 2009 4:09 PM
Weird fucking body... if not for the fake tits, she'd be a nobody... well, nobody-er...
3. Jim - June 16, 2009 4:10 PM
first?
4. RichPort's Ghost - June 16, 2009 4:12 PM
Great... Jim made me the meat in his douche sandwich...
5. czar - June 16, 2009 4:13 PM
I would nail her
6. yo momma - June 16, 2009 4:21 PM
IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot's locale first...
7. yo momma - June 16, 2009 4:22 PM
IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot's locale first...
8. Bertram - June 16, 2009 4:27 PM
@ #4
lol
9. Zee Brat - June 16, 2009 4:27 PM
Wow she has a horrible case of Kennedy face.
10. nah yo - June 16, 2009 4:32 PM
@6,7
That's a lighter with teh sticker still on it.
11. Funeral Guy - June 16, 2009 4:34 PM
I hate implants, but those aren't the worst I've seen. Kind of a wonky eyed butter face. But hey, gotta say it....nice ass.
12. sigh - June 16, 2009 4:43 PM
Cue the loads of mediocre excuses for "men" talking about how they'd nail her. The only action your dick is getting is from your hand in the shower with some shampoo in play, or from your equally mediocre wife/gf, who you should shower with love and affection for even tolerating your retarded ass.
You'd never have a chance with a girl anywhere near this one, so why bother talking about all the things you'd do to her if you were a real man and she let you within 50 feet of her?
13. Lulu - June 16, 2009 4:44 PM
EVERY shot has her hiding her FAT CANKLES! I know they're there Audrina... I know they're there...
14. alex - June 16, 2009 5:18 PM
Dear PTB@Superficials,
Feel free to run a daily post on Audrina in bikini's every. single. fucking. day.
No complaints from sunny Chicago!
15. havoc - June 16, 2009 5:21 PM
#12.......your shit stinks.
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16. Amy Grindhouse - June 16, 2009 5:21 PM
Her weird shape boobs and that fuggers bikini scare me. Ick.
17. Breakup Makeup - June 16, 2009 5:26 PM
I would loved to have seen her on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here!
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
18. Deacon Jones - June 16, 2009 5:37 PM
@12
At least we don't have to resort to a fat slob of the same sex to get laid, unlike yourself.
This cunt isn't even that hot, depending where you are at the time.
19. Flight 1549 - June 16, 2009 5:56 PM
Tower — Cactus fifteen twenty nine turn right two eight zero you can land runway one at Teterboro.
Flight 1549 — We can’t do it.
Tower — Okay which runway would you like at Teterboro?
Flight 1549 — We’re gonna be between Audrina Partridge's tits.
Tower — I’m sorry, say again cactus.
20. abby - June 16, 2009 5:58 PM
she looks better than the horse
21. Richard McBeef - June 16, 2009 6:01 PM
Depends on which horse you are talking about.
22. peanut - June 16, 2009 6:06 PM
i wanna suck her tits so bad...n then finish in her balloon knot!
23. Fignewton - June 16, 2009 6:27 PM
The Donkey Punch was invented for stupid bitches like this.
Imagine the Mortal Kombat "FINISH HIM" line but with "PUNCH HER"
24. so, so, ROUGH - June 16, 2009 7:12 PM
To # 12-Any losers on here that needs to get closer than 50feet of Audriana is to be in L.A's trendiest night club, buy a bottle and have 2 escort on each arms,,,shell catapult toward you like shes been shot out of a circus cannon...
25. Tanzarian - June 16, 2009 7:38 PM
I'd empty a can whip cream in her, then pound her hard and see who explodes first.
26. Venom - June 16, 2009 7:59 PM
She is so ugly.
Ceiling eyes with the horrible bolt-on tits.
27. Tad Bit Tipsy - June 16, 2009 8:26 PM
Please stop.... please... no more... I'd like to keep my meals down.
28. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 16, 2009 9:00 PM
Her tits are filled with concrete, just like her skull.
29. Miles - June 16, 2009 10:03 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
30. Miles - June 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
31. Miles - June 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
32. Miles - June 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
33. Miles - June 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
34. Sherry - June 16, 2009 10:58 PM
So sexy she is! but I am wondering why she created a pro file at "C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M"? It is a site for single rich people and celebrities.
35. Screaming Meat Nugget - June 16, 2009 11:22 PM
slut.
36. Salty Bob - June 16, 2009 11:34 PM
Miles, just be a little more patient after clicking "Post Your Comment," then we all won't have to suffer your stupidity five times over.
37. Home Business - June 16, 2009 11:35 PM
She looks good. Is that what celebs do in their spare time? Hang out in Cabo looking hot?
38. Woofer - June 17, 2009 4:53 AM
She should do that more often
39. Jim - June 17, 2009 4:56 AM
why all the hate ?? don't even try and tell me you wouldn't rattle her given half a chance ?
40. LadyCockCock - June 17, 2009 5:13 AM
I would dominate her sexually in the third way
41. dude - June 17, 2009 7:08 AM
she has a decent face but damn that bod is PERFECT. id hit it no prob!
42. captain america - June 17, 2009 7:12 AM
well, she has maybe a taller upperbody than usual.
BUT THIS IS A "FRIENDLY" GIRL, folks!!
43. Papahotnuts - June 17, 2009 8:43 AM
I just want to see her pussy. And taint.
44. I've got a constant hardon - June 17, 2009 9:08 AM
Miles there's no doubting that we would all both towel Shauna and Audrina, but come on hottest in the world, you’re kidding me!
45. Darth - June 17, 2009 10:03 AM
Sun,beach and boobs.In a next life i like to be a bikini top!
46. Toolboy - June 17, 2009 10:15 AM
I think I see a partial mud flap in pic#1 .
I would bang her, but not #12. #12 has an attitude.
47. Donkey Dongey Dong - June 17, 2009 10:44 AM
Yes please.
Audrina makes us able to tolerate those incessant pictures of horsey-face Tori Spelling & Heidi Montag, large-bottomed Kim Lardassian, trailer-trash Britney "Where's mama's emergency ham y'all?", and wonk-eyed Paris.
Bless you Fish. Bless you indeed!
48. DirtyWhoreMouth - June 17, 2009 10:47 AM
Does she have a happy trail? EW
49. 911 - June 17, 2009 3:43 PM
Call the police - someone stole this chick's hips. Huge fake boobs just don't look right when there isn't the body to balance them out.
50. Miles - June 17, 2009 9:54 PM
#44... sorry. But IM not. They are and the best bodys by far. Cant name a single girl ahead of these two and they just keep getting better and better, they are great and hope they never stop wearing bikinis for us cuz they are perfect. Continue Audrina and Shauna you beautiful broads.... Cant get any better.
51. RtSS - June 18, 2009 2:30 AM
I'd be like an untrained dog around her. I'd dry hump her leg. I'd sniff her butt. I'd put my nose in her crotch. I'd eventually get around to the best thing ever, I'd mount her doggie-style, and ride her as my schlong slide in and out of her. I'd then stuff my dick in her ass. What a beautiful ass... Look at that last image of lady 'A'. I'd be packing that poopchute until I had her walking bow-legged.
52. RtSS - June 18, 2009 2:34 AM
Oh, yes, I almost forgot... I'd suck the moisture out of those bikini bottoms. Look at the way those bikini bottoms massage her slit in image #1 and #4...
53. michy - June 18, 2009 6:27 AM
come on,she is better than 80% of american girls
54. sarah - June 21, 2009 4:55 PM
LOL so you should leave your country because in europe there are 80% girls that look better than her, and no plastic in their body !! and i think she has a male's body i mean short legs and long body!
55. michy - June 22, 2009 10:51 AM
I am European and i know that!!
56. Albin Bainbridge - June 30, 2009 10:27 PM
@ 54 Sarah
No. And Europeans have some of the worst fashion. I was shocked at how many fairy-looking metrosexuals roam the streets of Europe.
57. me - October 20, 2009 5:33 PM
sodom and gomorrah will continue until we blow oursleves up
sodom and gomorrah is the devil
why do people want drugs
why do people want unions
why do people want the corrupt government
why do people want the corrupt police