Jun 15 2009Audrina Patridge in a bikini
Here's Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo with her latest boyfriend Corey Bohan, and seriously, is this woman ever single? I know the answer is "Shut up and look at her breasts," but-- actually, that does cover everything I could possibly want to know here. Thanks, me.
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Reader Comments
1. tired of crap - June 15, 2009 2:03 PM
Aren't I supposed to be turned on by boobs? Nope, nothing here. There is NOTHING about her that is tantalizing or even engaging. What a waste of a perfectly good V.
2. Vince Lombardi - June 15, 2009 2:04 PM
FIRST down!
3. Glenn Quagmire - June 15, 2009 2:06 PM
Giggity Giggity Goo
4. Automated Response - June 15, 2009 2:10 PM
They must smell divine.
5. Zanna - June 15, 2009 2:12 PM
I
Need
A
Vacation
BAD.
6. Useless People - June 15, 2009 2:14 PM
She's so useless, she farts stupidity.
7. el-douche - June 15, 2009 2:19 PM
I don't know who this chick is or why she is famous, nor do I care, but she's hot.
8. Max Planck - June 15, 2009 2:23 PM
Plastics.
9. Moto Rola - June 15, 2009 2:27 PM
The gap between her fake funbags doesn't look as wide in these pictures.
10. Death2Speidi - June 15, 2009 2:28 PM
Nice side-boob shots...they're a mess when you view them straight on though.
11. RichPort's Ghost - June 15, 2009 2:28 PM
#5 - The Fung Wah is both cheap and fun!
12. JoeBlo - June 15, 2009 2:35 PM
c-c-c-ccccaaaaaaankles!
13. Anonymous - June 15, 2009 2:36 PM
Supremely untalented.
14. Duuude - June 15, 2009 2:50 PM
I'd probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn't seem nearly as approachable.
15. Erica - June 15, 2009 2:50 PM
Her body is like 75% torso, 25% legs. That makes me sad.
16. Duuude - June 15, 2009 2:50 PM
I'd probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn't seem nearly as approachable.
17. Zanna - June 15, 2009 2:57 PM
@11 - what a coincidence. So am I. And a Fung-Wah bore down upon me late Saturday afternoon. It almost made me cry.
18. gamerdude - June 15, 2009 3:01 PM
Damn I need to lose some weight.
19. woopwoop - June 15, 2009 3:07 PM
damn her new boyfriend is hot!
Very nice audrina..
20. havoc - June 15, 2009 3:08 PM
Nice ass....
.
21. RichPort's Ghost - June 15, 2009 3:13 PM
#16 - If You Seek Amy...
#17 - Where else in America can you feel like you're in a foreign country for 4 freakin' hours straight??
22. Jizzle Lizzle - June 15, 2009 3:21 PM
She has mini legs.
23. Alyssa - June 15, 2009 3:39 PM
fake boobies look like Shauna Sands after a while
fine when youre young, but when your skin gets crepe-y and stretchy, you get floppy nipple, like our Lucite Princess, Shauna
24. Giant Penis Having Dude - June 15, 2009 3:55 PM
@9 The gap is just perfect for my gigantic penis. Seriously this penis is of mine is huge, like blue whale purple alien penis huge.
25. Bertha - June 15, 2009 4:00 PM
HOLY! TITS MAGEE
26. Matt - June 15, 2009 4:11 PM
BEWBS!
27. CrunchPop - June 15, 2009 4:17 PM
So whose face is rounder, this cunt's or Miley Cyrus's? I think it's a tie, they're both moon-faces.
28. the grapes of ROUGH - June 15, 2009 5:05 PM
Ill bet you dont even remember she spent $5000 on those double airbags, once you start feeling the heat, and aroma...
29. assman - June 15, 2009 5:11 PM
the assman approves.
30. sdtangler - June 15, 2009 6:09 PM
A mind is a terrible thing.
She's so stupid, she'd get fired from a blow job.
31. T-Mon - June 15, 2009 6:13 PM
even with fakes i'd do her
32. Tanzarian - June 15, 2009 6:29 PM
I'd bang her hard enough to make 'em pop with my final thrust. That way, in the bloody explosion of flesh and silicone, I'm be coming in her then throwing up on her.
33. music video lyrics - June 15, 2009 6:40 PM
thanxxx sexyy bikini
34. Tom K - June 15, 2009 6:41 PM
She has a nice stomach.....that's about it
35. bossvnnv - June 15, 2009 6:53 PM
I'd totally bang that farting ass.
36. KIM - June 15, 2009 8:08 PM
Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.
37. KIM - June 15, 2009 8:08 PM
Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.
38. ummm - June 15, 2009 8:29 PM
looks more like annalynne mccord to me...
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/Rzs88ov3MCI/AAAAAAAALAQ/96JzDH5bCkQ/AnnaLynne+McCord%5B3%5D.jpg
39. Huckleberry Hashimoto - June 15, 2009 10:04 PM
Please stop expecting us to look at those Frankenboobs.
40. She's a WHORE - June 15, 2009 10:26 PM
Another attention whore with fake tits (her tit job is the WORST I've ever seen) who's lustily sucking on the fame cock. She does nothing, she contributes nothing, she is nothing. She's totally useless; the less seen of her, the better...
41. timmy the frisky virus - June 16, 2009 2:23 AM
Notice how, in pics 1 and 2, those tits sit exactly the same whether her arms are up or down. This shows they would feel pretty much like they're filled with concrete.
42. Breakup Makeup - June 16, 2009 2:50 AM
HOT!
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43. captain america - June 16, 2009 7:15 AM
aftere seeing this picture THE SPERM IS "COMING UP" AGAIN, folks!!
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45. Dipstix Crew - June 16, 2009 10:23 AM
The crew here at Dipstix says,
RED HOT, just like Habenero, we say of Audrina today.
46. Rhialto - June 16, 2009 11:30 AM
We're trying to get a massive bikini database.That's the reason of the regular bikini postings.Any complains?
47. G&T - June 17, 2009 9:19 AM
I never really cared much for the color red till about 2 minutes ago.
For some reason it has suddenly become my favorite color...
48. arroyo - June 18, 2009 12:48 AM
Whoa ... Audrina ... in a bikini? No way!
49. Mike - August 22, 2009 2:03 PM
I'm not one for the colour read either - dark read is cool, but bright red just shouts Baywatch wanna be!
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