Jun 9 2009Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dick

wow, low blow Ashton

I don't think that's so bad--if said in private I guess.

Now that I think about it, YEAH what a dick!

My political views and my masturbation techniques will not be influenced by an ass hat like Ashton. Get the lube out Thailand!!! I got a date with a midget, a closet and 6 ft of rope.

Cock Smoker!!!

Could he at least button his jacket? Be somewhat adult?

Okay, Ash baby! I'll remind Demi to asphyxiate you while you masturbate. Your choice! Pillow, rope or her ass cheeks?

You tacky immature little dickweed.

Validity Verified. It makes it even funnier that he spelled Masturbation wrong. I gave TS a screencap of the tweet that I'm sure can be put up if anyone doubts.

"R hands R tied by R wallets, R wallets R tied by R fear, & R fear is tied by R greed. give away our freedom or give our way 2 freedom?"

I think Ashton should be forced to take a Twitter Time Out. Trying to read this makes my head hurt. Best source of unintentional comedy ever. Somebody with the IQ of a jar of frosting trying to be wise.

Ashton, honey. Could you pick up the kids today while I get my botox, facelift, and hit the gym this afternoon. Thanks, snookums. Love - Mom. I mean, Demi

Kind of?

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Ashton is a big saggy ball sack that has been gnawed down with a rusty cheese grater.

Anyone posting after Me sucks on Asshole Butcher's empty nutsack

It's absolutely appalling when a celebrity says something crude, but definately not at all when its some bi-curious gossip quasi-writer (you). I like Ashton more after this comment. He's fucking hilarious.

he spelled 'masturbating' wrong

"Kind of a dick"?

First, this isn't news, second, it's inaccurate.

"Ashton Kutcher is still a dick."

So has he started banging Demi's daughters yet? Like I'm not even joking. And why does Demi still go by her ex-husband's last name?

A "D" rated star cracks on a guy who in his career has done more than Asshton will ever think of doing. No talent and no class. Demi, you picked a winner.

Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people.

Yes, indeed. I would love it if you could just asphyxiate yourself while you have your head up your own ass. You are right, no one will be surprised or confused by that.

Mna, I want to poke him with a stick while he dangles from my closet. That would be hilarious. "Repeat after me! THAT 70'S SHOW SUCKED ASS! Ashton Kutcher sucks and he won't jizz, piss or shit on the floor. Unless he wants to clean it up with a straw."

Duh...I'm cute and get acting gigs...I doesnt' need no grammer. I's can spell masterbate real good like.

I hope kutcher realize the only people that find him humorous are demi and people who works for em....

What he said is no worse than the majority of stories posted on this site? Cast the first stone maybe???

HAHA, I want to poke him with a stick while he dangles from my closet.
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Something about David Carradine's unfortunate death.He always liked to play mysterious characters,didn't he? In my opinion his own death is in line with that.

There was something mysterious about David Carradine.Where's Cameron Diaz when you need her?

Hes a tool and always has been, just like anyone that "twitters". We dont care that youre eating, pissing, shitting, reading NObamas bio, playing with your dog, on the computer, cleansing your dirty ass with a toothbrush, counting license plate numbers, being bulimic, washing your hands for the thousandth time, cleaning your dirty foreskin, douching, stretching the skin on your wifes face, checking for lumps in here saline bags, charging the battery in your hybrid blahblahblahblah etc etc etc. Shut the fuck up Ashton & all "twitter-ers"!

Assclown Nutsack should ask Demi for permission before he says or posts anything stupid

His death reminds me on Michael Hutchence dead in 1997.

Do you think he'll apologize for being a fuckwad? Or maybe just twitter "it was very insensitive of me to make fun of Mr. Carradine. I just don't want people to not love me for the person I am and to appreciate that I'm very in touch with other people's feelings."

Or rather should he just tweet "I'm a fucking faggot." ???

He ought to get it on with that wonky-eyed Melissa Joan Hart. Sorry, no amount of money will ever buy these two class or a conscience. They only know they're wrong when their PR guys tell them, not by their minds!

MAS-TUR-BA-TION. There are no masters in it. I think "masturbation" or one of its variants should be part of the spelling bee. I don't know why people have so much trouble with it.

how insignificant is this Kutcher POS. bagging on the death of a guy who's famous for stealing Bruce Lee's role.

Demi's gonna ground him for being mean

Dickwad! GOD I hate him.

Why is it so hard for Americans to spell words correctly?

What a callous little turd he is. And he can't even spell masturbate, what a pinhead.

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A HAIRY DICK, to be precise!!

I bet his bow tie spins. Dicks usually have bowties that spin...

I'm sure Demi hasn't had an orgasm since she and Bruce broke up.

Don't worry, in 30 years ASSton will die dressed in a girl scout uniform and the heir to his narcissitic douche throne will "twatter" some quasi-edgy remark about him. Full circle, karma, what goes around comes around, etc.

I would be masterbating too if I was married to his wife.
Dude Wheres My Car was the only good thing hes ever done and that was kind of lame too. Kill Bill was a classic movie(s)

"kind of"?!?!?!!?!?

You're just now realizing he's a dick??