Jun 4 2009Ashlee Simpson starts shit with Michelle Trachtenberg

And this no-talent skank is famous.......unreal.

meanie.

So the real score here is:

Trachtenberg=winner

Wentz=loser

Simpson=perpetual loser

(Just look at them if you don't believe.)

having sex with someone else's boyfriend is trashy. since when are people proud of being "the other woman"? Does she have any class at all? if you're going to do it at least have the decency to realize that it's skanky and keep it under wraps...oh and banging Pete Wentz is not something to be proud of either.

Daddy always told me my lap dances were best...even better than Jess'

Trachtenberg lands on her feet.

Simpson lands on her back.

Surprise!

Jess' can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though.

#6
I'll have to remember that for the future.

Hey Ash-- if he did it WITH you, he'll do it TO you.

Does anyone believe Wentz even has a penis and if he does, that it has EVER been in a vagina?

At least she doesn't deny it. I give Simpson credit for at least taking responsibility.

@10: My thoughts exactly. Wentz is the most feminine "male" around.

Pete Wentz and she...

just saying :)

What a piece of shit for just sitting there why his bitch was being such a total piece of shit. Just one big pile of shit there.

Pete Wentz is a lesbian. Or gay?

The furry hobbit leaves the haughty hottie for the naughty nottie? Ashley must have like super vagina muscles, 999 times out of a thousand, a guy leaves a hot rich bitch for a pig because the pig KNOWS HOW TO FUCK LIKE DEMENTED SHE WHORE FROM BANGKOK ... or Manila ... either one ... I'm not bothered ... I'm still nursing welts on my skull from those Ricci thrown bricks .. oh no ...BACK OFF CHRISTINE, I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU ONE MORE TIME .. excuse me, I'm gonna have demented whore sex with Christina Ricci ... sigh

haha, i love how pete hardly does anything and everyone's hating on him. There is something douchy about him.

Dude, what a PSYCHO! What the fuck is she so insecure about that she felt the need to freak out like that? Weird.

because pete wentz is such a score.

She is going to get fat just like her over weight no talent brainless sister.

hands up if you think ashlees going the same way as brit/lilo?
that said. she must be a bit naive thinking she's going to keep pete if she was the other woman to start with.once a cheater always a cheater.
And isn't she supposed to be pregnant again... if the rumours are true then drinking and foetuses do not mix....
knew she was a bit silly when i heard she thinks having another baby will strengthen the rocky relationship....does that ever work??

Wow, REAL classy. And during, Pete craps himself in the wrong choice he made.

That's how guys work, ladies. A drunken lap dance in fact is NOT carte blanche.

Plus that wasn't his boner she was feeling rub against her--it was her old nose.

Eh. They are both fugly anyway.

Eh. They are both fugly anyway.

That's so disgusting. That bitch needs to get her shit together, Michelle was very classy for not reacting to that drunken slander, kudos to her. I tell you, you can take a girl out of the inbred, hick, white trash south, but you can't take it out of her.

Classy. Real classy.

Ashley, chill out, and please, for the love of god change your hair color!

Pete stayed flaccid through the whole lap dance, so really nobody won.

So, ASSHOLE simpson was drunk again? Shocker, she's a total lush; anyone remember her drunkenly jumping across the counter at a McDonalds video? And, ASSHOLE was cursing at another woman, while fake fucking her gay-boy husband? Another shocker; isn't this the same woman who said on Howard Stern that she likes getting fucked in the ass? Yeah, real classy, ASSHOLE...

If youre keeping score here's the winner:

http://www.celebflix.com/free_sm/index/m/michelle_trachtenberg/m01.mpg

She's right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She's too stupid to handle liquor.

She's right behind Courtney Love letting some random unknown guy suck on her boob in some restaurant. They fall farther and farther until nobody cares. That is one woman who should NEVER drink. She's too stupid to handle liquor.

The hilarious thing is that Ashlee morphed herself into a Michelle Trachtenberg wannabee/lookalike.

Pete still longs for his ex jewess.

Trachtenberg is all class. She's fucking harriet the spy for gods sake.

You didn't post Michelle's response. She was confused by the tirade. She responded, "I've never said bad things about you. I'm happy for you guys."

ashley simpson used to be hot after her nose job, but then she got knocked up and it ruined her. you ladies should take note, getting pregnant is a horrible disgusting thing that makes you horrible and disgusting....no exceptions....also, every guy everywhere agrees....and it turns you racist....also, disagreeing with that fact also makes you a racist.

Somebody is drinking at the office again!
hooray!

Tratch the Stinky Snatch, and the other two = Manaja FUG!

Who the fuck is Michelle Trachtenberg?

damn, Pete sure downgraded to Ashley, Trachtenberg is way hotter then Ashley has ever been.

definitely a solid downgrade

@37 She is Buffy's hot little sister

#5 LOL

Maybe this embarrassment will make Ashlee understand what the word "moderation" means. Drinking is fine, but getting plastered in public is downright stupid.

39 you got that right

Ashlee (god even the spelling of her name is annoying) Simpson is right up there in the realm of Heidi Montag annoying/why do you exist. Everything about her is just god damn terrible and annoying. The idea of her "grinding" against any one or any thing kind of gives me the vomits, and as if Pete motherfucking Wentz isn't already out there banging a thousand guys and girls and sheep behind her back.

Looks like she's gotten more facial reconstruction, too.

Hey Trachtenberg. Did you ever give some consideration to all the greenhouse gases and trees which needed to be cut down to supply your face with all that make-up ?

@44

I'm sure she's reading your stupid shit posts. Go toss Pete Wentz' salad

Um Ashlee man not know the shit-storm she stepped into hell hath no fury like a Buffy fan scorned

Looks like Ashlee is just trying to make sure she makes the highlight reel at the Saturday street party in the trailer park...

Where's Joe Francis when you need him.... easy as pie money with her Trailer Park girls gone wild.

I'm surprised we didn't see their marriage on My Big Fat Redneck Wedding

(I apologize to all the true rednecks out there!)

Michelle Trachtenberg is gorgeous and can actually act.
No-talent Simpson needs to quit being a "celebrity" for good.

P.S. Michelle has beautiful skin!! And I look like her :)

=actor : )

so are we votinng NO ?

Audrina EATS??? *gasp* I figured she'd be surviving off a feeding tube by now. Nice hip bones, skeletor.

Apparently i've posted on the wrong..um post. ha.

God , what a no class talentless moron, bitch can't sing or dance - witness that godawful lipsyncing incident when the music stopped and she stood there and then broke into the weird hillbilly hoe-down dance, why the emo -boy married her is between him, the camera and papa Joe, but I bet it involves some photos of embarassing boy on boy action and a threat to reveal all if his little girl wasn't legally wedded, speaking of the devil- creepy joe should have had a vasectomy two years before he produced the first of his inbred trailer trash spawn, or ma simpson should have been pro choice and then she might have made the right one. It's sad to think that all this misery could have been avoided if either of these men had just used a condom

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I'm not calling names but there're girls who lose their control about themself in a drunk state.In many cases you can take easily turns on them!

I'm a bit disappointed,i thought she was the smart one of the Simpson sisters.

@57 Some people even fail for the most easiest job in the world.

How classy. When you really think about it, Pete and Ashlee deserve each other.

I approve of any story that comes with pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg.

God damn, the things I'd do to that girl. Dirty things.

Oh sweet Lord, and this thing had the ability to procreate, reproduce and bring up other dumb beings like herself?

Too bad Michelle is 80x's better looking than you and your chin you hag!

Ashley Simpson wouldn't talk so much shit with her OLD nose. Fact.

DON"T MESS WITH NIBBLET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUFFY LIL SIS WINS !!!!!!!!!!!

Simpson is a insecure skank whore who needs to grow up, no one wants her oompaloompa sized husband but her !!

Just think of how embarassed Ashlee must feel when she sees old pics of her before her nose job.... she was chunky, ugly emo with a big ole honkin' nose.

I admit I think she's very pretty now, but Pete is hideous.....I really am curious to see what their baby ends up looking like......