Jun 21 2009Anna Faris in a bikini - on her honeymoon. Sonofabitch!

house bunny!

is she with kurt angle?

First?

she lost her glasses or something... If I was a girl and my guy was wearing those shorts... I'd definitly kill him

she lost her glasses or something... If I was a girl and my guy was wearing those shorts... I'd definitly kill him

What the bloody fuck is that guy doing in the second picture? Jesus-fucking-Christ, I am completely repulsed right now.

That bitch is way too hot to be married to that fat piece of shit.

She's an average chick and looks somewhat like an albino. That guy is hideously gross. Lose that nasty beer gut. He has the body of a 50 year-old truck driver

i sure hope hes funny...

Theyre quite the power couple! its like ganzo (from sesame street) in a bikini with an unfunny John Candy

oooh i love her husband!! he's so cute *-*

only because fat man makes me squirt...

Her husband has microscopic nipples.

OMG that guy is fugly! How the hell did he land a piece of ass like her?!

He looks like an inbred who has been kept in the basement all his life

No opinion on her or her husband. Just nice to see a woman without huge fake bolt on titties.

he's probably got a fuckin awesome personality.

when did anna get so fat? my god it seems like only yesterday she was so slim and sweet looking.

Maybe he's got lots of money.

This is obviously a joke! ...right? hahaha? I'm not really a fan of hers but COME ON!!! what a doofus!! I would say I bet he's got a huge C*ck but judging by those pics it doesn't really seem to be the case. I bet he's really funny. Good for him. He's leveling the playing field!!

I can't believe no one has commented on his micro penis. That package might even fall into front wedge status.

FIRST, how is she fat? This confuses me..I don't see it. SECOND, her husband DOES have tiny nipples..they are insanely small. THIRD, so he may not look very good, but he must be doing something right to have landed such a cute, respectable girl. At least he has a sense of humor! I'd date a guy like THAT any day over a typical "JAGERBOMBS. JAGERBOMBS AND SKANKS!!!" type guy.

Yeah you always need to be the cute on in the relationship right watermelon?

How do they know that i'm a general as well? But only in times of crisis.*Salutes* Good luck to their marriage!

Some hotties like to chill with ugly guys because they suffer from narcissicism personality disorder and can't deal with the idea of competition in that way. True story.

SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALBINO ASHLEY SIMPSON, NOT HOT.

OH ND P.S. HER BOOBS ARE CLEARLY FAKES PEOPLE. TWO LITTLE IMPLANTS FIRMLY PLANTED ON HER CHEST. WAY TO GO BY GETTING THEM SMALL SO NOBODY NOTICES, OR MAYBE NOBODY CARES TBH.

THE WAY THEY SO PERFECTLY SIT UP ALL FIRM AND ROUND IN PIC #1!!!LAYING INCHES "ABOVE" THE BOTTOM OF HER BIKINI TOP, CLEARLY FAKE, CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING YET. THOUGH MAYBE YOU WERE ALL BLINDED BY HER SKIN. YIKES.

@21 bitches love my haircut! lmfao

TYPO, I MEANT TO SAY THE WAY THEY SIT UP ALL PERKY, INCHES ABOVE THE BOTTOM OF HER BIKINI TOP IN PIC #14... PIC 14, NOT PIC 1.

in pic 4 he actually dosnt look too bad
maybe he got fat after they were together for awhile
and i bet hes adorable in a t-shirt and jeans

also: so hwat if her boob are fake, theyre not huge and nasty so its not a big deal, implants can look really, really good if theyre well done

@21

He's not fat compared to the WalMart and McDonalds crowd that you normally hang with - compared to most people his age, he's a Pillsbury Doughboy with no muscle definition at all. Just a lump of fat and skin.

Oh yes, she does have some firm, fake titties. She must have gotten them for her playboy bunny role and decided it was better than the pancakes she had before

good call on the breast implants, REALITY CHECK. isn't it interesting how her biking top is actually baggy underneath her boobs, as opposed to holding the girlsl up? and her boobs just magically sit there all perky.

but aside from that i have to say that i LOVE this girl. she is truly hilarious and not afraid to make a fool of herself in her movies. i would rather see a girl with personality here rather than miss no-personality-no-talent megan fox for a change.

I think she might've taken her implants out :)

Good for her!

I could've sworn her implants were much larger, especially in that movie. Many of you say she's still has them, and I see the point. Perhaps she exchanged them for smaller ones.

What annoys me if how you agree her boobs are fake while many of you refuse to believe Lindsay Lohan has real cans. How can Lindsay's breast be real? They're huge and have no fluctuated at all, despite the fact she's lost a ton of weight.

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Uh....

...............umm........

.................................who's that fat tub of lard next to her?

That fat boy's gonna get even fatter in a few years. There'll come a day when this chick wakes up and wonders why the hell Florida Fats Rush Limbaugh is in her bed next to her.

That aside.....

..............................she aint a bad piece of Aryan Barbie fluff.

As bimbos go.

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yeah, I think they're hilarious. so he's not hot? Who cares? You're not fucking him.

and I wouldnt want to see any of you in either one of their bathing suits.

They dont take themselves seriously, I'd say that's refreshing.

Now you and YOU, go overdose.

Oh God, I'm heartbroken. Treat her right you lucky bastard!!

PLEASE tell me he's not related to Spencer.

They look good together and he's cute! He was in the shows Everwood and The O.C. He might have gained some weight, but I think he looks good.
Though he shouldn't stick out his stomach like that lol.

face = 4 out of 10
body = 8 out of 10 (plus/minus fake boobs, depending on how you feel about fakes)

good call on the boobs, REALITY CHECK. i will say, however, her skin looks fine! its an even tone, no cellulite, and not pasty at all in my opinion. don't let the likes of shauna sand fool you - being that tan is NOT natural, and NOT healthy, and NOT attractive. i think she does have some nice color for a fair skinned girl. i think her skin is actually one of the prettiest things about her. lol. but, anyhow, those are IMPLANTS...and the size was a perfect choice for her frame and body type - depending on her natural size, i'd say she need those to balance out her body.

and @ #32 Lain - i think in 'house bunny' she had the same implants, i think she wore a push up bra to make them look bigger and more implant-y. i actually think she said she wore a massive push up bra. if these were natural, they would be pretty big - but in the movie, i know they look like excessively large.

She looks great! She must work out! He looks funny, too... like he makse her laugh

I bet he definitely makes her laugh. He looks like a good guy.

that guy looks like a phukin homo!! goddamn he has some huge lard caked legs. she looks like she is from mississippi or something.

Pic 18/20: Dat Ass

Reply to #13. Ever thought looks aren't important?

#21- I completely agree with you!
I just think it's nice to see a celeb who obviously has depth. I think her hubby is pretty cute. I'm not into scrawny guys either so I get it. And why does it matter if she has implants or not??? Jeez. If she does have them I think they look great.

You mean this chic was IN playboy or deliver playboy?

Wow, he gives hope to ugly guys all around the world. Thank you Anna!

the assman is saddened. but would still hit that. the female of course.

Those shorts look very tight, or his legs are huge.

Looks like me and Anna like the same kind of men. Rock on sister!

Looks like me and Anna like the same kind of men. Rock on sister!

45. Well this is proof positive of that statement. Put these two on the highly unlikely couple list. Sheesh.

Its like a commercial or sitcom where the guy has a wife waaaaaaaaaay out of his league.

Shes a cubby chaser. Does he have a third nipple? See the first pic.

I sense the voodoo

Dude, she's a total butterface.

It's official, everyone with the last name Pratt, is a douche bag.

ewwwwwwww what was this chick thinking when she got married to that? hes desgusting she could have done it better!

That is so weird... that guy's head doesn't belong on that body!

This is awesome, score 1 for fatty tatties. Anna Farris is a class act all the way, and the funniest girl in Hollywood right now hands down.

Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

I wonder: THEY WANT A HAPPY MARRIAGE, folks?

Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

Why is that when the girls balloon that the guys are all over them with criticism? Think Kirstie Alley. This guy was skinny and thin. Google him. Now he has accomplished bear-size and all the beer-drinking pizza swallowing guzzlers are mum. Do you some push ups man.

Her husband looks like an overweight, washed out frat boy who got his hands on one too many pizza slices and cans of beer cases. Shame, a lady as cute as her can easily find someone more attractive that still treats her very well, there are plenty of us around.

Nice!! Love how an average dude could pull a hottie like her. Well, some people find her attractive, I don't. But still PROPS to da playa!!

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Talk about taking one for the team...

That's nice that Anna is saluting. Her tubby... er, I mean, hubby, is wearing 'ol glory as a bathing suit, after all. That's it, Anna, give a nice patriotic salute to the red, white and ew!

Wow, she looks fantastic! that is what a woman should look like. And now that I see that she is with that schlubby looking guy I like her much much more! And from those shorts and the way is posing (at least I hope that he is goofing) he appears to have a personality.

This guy is in the show Parks & Recreations and is not fat. Stop being so judgmental dicks. He landed a hot babe, congratulations. But I do hope he isn't related to Spencer too.

@24
"Some hotties like to chill with ugly guys because they suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and can't deal with the idea of competition in that way."

You are 100% correct, sir.

He played Anne Hathaway's fiance Fletcher in Bride Wars.

HIDEOUS COLLAGEN LIPS. And she probably (or actually: obviously) suffers from bad self esteem issues.

Chris Pratt is totally cute and funny! He was good in Wanted and I think he gained weight for his role on Parks and Recreation because his character had two broken legs and was supposed to be lazy frat boy type, he used to be slimmer

That guy looks to be mostly muscle with some fat, personally I'd rather fuck a built guy like him than then a 5'7 125 lbs girlie boy like Zac Effron or that annoying Twilight kid, or short beergutted Leo Dicaprio (got an autograph once, way short and uncute in person)

Do you think she'd still get high with me now that she is married and all. I so like her movies.

When's the last time that fat fuck has seen his dick?

@75, personally i would fuck them all. then again, i'm a slut.

#22, I'm always the cute one. Regardless. Now eat it. =)

#29, LEARN TO FUCKING READ. I said how is SHE fat? You incompetent little fucker =)

Plastic surgery or not, she's still a babe in my book. It's not like no one in Hollywood has them or anything; besides, she's 32 years old. Do you think superficial jackass producers are going to cast her if she sags? Also, she probably finds a sense of humor to be sexy, and this guy is obviously willing to make a fool out of himself to make her happy, so i say good for her.

Is that fat bastard carrying their love child or what?

Saw Farris the other day in My Super Ex-Girlfriend and she's had so much plastic and collagen injected in her boobs, lips and mug that she doesn't even look like the same girl.

She had better stay away from open flames. Shit might start melting.

This is one of the most genius things I have witnessed in the last 24 hours! Further proof that actresses have no sense whatsover. I should know, I have dated some. Fookin idiots!
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Wow...she needs to go back to being a brunette,...blonde makes her look 20 years older and just like all the beach celebetards. I'm glad to see some average joe getting a hottie like her but seriously....dudes nipples are f'd up.

He looks like he's definitely raped a girl before.

And the 2nd pic: is that a third nipple on him? And a fourth?

That is the guy from Wanted! The one that McAvoy hits with the keyboard.

She married this fat homo? Wow.
Women can be such tards. lol

Ahhhh! Its like coming home again! Ive had the most shit day you cqan imagine, and you people all make me laugh!
THANKYOU ALL! :)

Now to the more serious shit of ripping this guy apart - - - -> Did this guy fall out of spencers arse? is he the illegitimate love spawn of Spanker and Howdi? How many PRATTs are there out in Celebutardland?
Hes - ummmm, INTERESTING. That second pic is sort of scarey actually. Is he trying a groin strengthening pilates move or something?

why is it when a guy is fat and lands a hot girl we say "he must have a great personality" - also why is it that men who take care of themselves are such douches in general.
just sayin'

i love anna -- everything about her and everything that she does... but that bathing suit choice is just not a good one. it's so unflattering!

FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT.....EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS.....YO CUNTS SUCK!!!!

FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT.....EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS.....YOU CUNTS SUCK!!!!

FUCK YOU SKINNY MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF ER LIPS WERE DONE AND I FIND ALL YOUR FAT COMMENTS. SHE LOOKS GREAT.....EXCEPT FOR HER LIPS.....YOU CUNTS SUCK!!!!