Al Roker: 'I would f-ck Spencer up.'
When did Al Roker become a goddamn badass? This morning on Today he defended yesterday's verbal bitchslapping of Heidi and Spencer, E! News reports:
During a recap on this morning's episode, Meredith Vieira showed a clip of yesterday's much-discussed interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt. When Roker asked if it looked like an attack, as they claim, the hostess pointed out that what she showed was only a small segment.
"I kept going, then I hit them with Mace and tied them up," he joked.
"Spencer said, 'He's lucky I was saved by Jesus, because a couple of weeks ago I probably would have ripped his head off for talking to my wife like that,' " Viera read from the transcript before asking Roker, "Are you proud?"
"Yes, I am," Roker replied. "I believe I asked what a lot of people wanted to know and, if he had tried to come across, I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt."
Actually, what I want to know is exactly what Spencer's head sounds like once it's gripped by a black man and careened off a television camera, so if you could remember that for next time, Al Roker, I'd appreciate it. Not that I'm telling you how to do your job or anything oh God don't hurt me.

Reader Comments
1. Ren - June 16, 2009 2:12 PM
I fucking hate these two so much, it's sick.
2. Ren - June 16, 2009 2:15 PM
P.S. Al Roker is officially the mother fucking MAN. I saw this interview live and about shit my pants from laughing so hard.
3. Newcastle - June 16, 2009 2:15 PM
Al Roker > Spencer
4. joe - June 16, 2009 2:15 PM
she's wearing heather graham's dress lol
5. db - June 16, 2009 2:17 PM
Shes the 3d bitch in that dress in a week. and she's the uglies one at that.
6. Susannah - June 16, 2009 2:17 PM
Didn't Kristin Cavallari wear that dress too?? And here comes the Hills' next plotline...
7. Whogivesafuck - June 16, 2009 2:19 PM
Aside from being a couple of fucking retards, are these two ass clowns famous for anything?
8. Amy - June 16, 2009 2:20 PM
I guess Spencer just got told "what's happenin' in his neck of the woods"...i.e a beat-down sandwich.
I know that was horrible. Just go with me on this one.
9. PhDiego - June 16, 2009 2:21 PM
PUBLICITY STUNT!!!
like most of the things that is on TV...
10. Nicole - June 16, 2009 2:23 PM
LMFAO!
he called them Ayrians,
11. Zee Brat - June 16, 2009 2:24 PM
Jesus christ. How many girls are going to wear that dress?
12. cdawg - June 16, 2009 2:25 PM
heather graham and kristin cavallari wore too...made them look like they were attacked by a dinosaur...if only heidi was eaten by one...rokers the man!
13. Lindsay - June 16, 2009 2:25 PM
Al Roker = Dark horse (see what I did there). Well played NBC...well played.
14. Matthew - June 16, 2009 2:29 PM
al roker is the man and our lord in savior will be embarassed by mr douchebag
15. mixedmartialartvideos.com - June 16, 2009 2:29 PM
Spencer's supposedly a practitioner of Brazilian Jiu Jitstu. watch out! LOL
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/spencer-pratt-heidi-montag-bjj-training-video/
16. Clem - June 16, 2009 2:37 PM
Spencer is a cunt so it is possible.
17. how's the weather, douchebag? - June 16, 2009 2:38 PM
Al Roker is now a national hero. Promply immortalize his likeness upon a large rock. NBC needs to get this battle televised on prime time. That link for their so-called jiu jitsu training looks like spencer-pratt-heidi-montag bj training. Sounds about right. Probably spencer teaching heidi how to do it right.
18. dirk - June 16, 2009 2:38 PM
Why is this guy sticking up for Fat Albert's interview?
19. RichPort's Ghost - June 16, 2009 2:40 PM
He's come a long way since his game show n the early days of MSNBC.
20. havoc - June 16, 2009 2:41 PM
Spencer better watch his ass.
But if you are going to fight Roker, aim for the gastric bypass scar.
.
21. Al Roker - June 16, 2009 2:45 PM
Al: I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.
Spencer: Which one is it?
Al: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
22. catch22 - June 16, 2009 2:46 PM
id pay money to see that fight
considering roker was a fat man which means hes used to carrying all that extra weight... i bet he could jump 10 feet in the air and punch through brick
kinda like dragonball training in 100X earths gravity
23. Valerie - June 16, 2009 2:48 PM
Max Azria should put on a ban on whom can wear his line....
24. Superbiggerevil - June 16, 2009 2:51 PM
I guess this publicity stunt is good for another month of seeing these two pieces of lunchmeat on a regular basis.
25. The Rake - June 16, 2009 2:51 PM
I don't know how true any of this is, but if Roker can f*ck up Spencer, then just about anyone can. The guy is a total lop.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
26. so, so, ROUGH - June 16, 2009 2:51 PM
Is this dress a big deal? I've been seeing this dress for years on local street walkers...
27. CrunchPop - June 16, 2009 2:58 PM
Nigga got game!
Daaaammmnnnnn, BOOYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!
28. dubba - June 16, 2009 3:03 PM
@22
you sir may have a point
my money is on roker
29. whatever - June 16, 2009 3:07 PM
Al Roker is awesome. He also made a snarky comment regarding "REAL CELEBRITIES" that have actually "DONE SOMETHING", implying that it is a category which dumb and dumber are clearly not members of.
30. I Am Canadian - June 16, 2009 3:08 PM
YOU GO, ALl!!!
Whiney, punk ass nothings!!
How does it feel to be put in your place Heidi and Spencer??
Shame on you brats for shaming your charity of choice.
Their 15 minutes from "I'm A Celebrity" ran out and they need more press.
Time's Up!!
31. Randal - June 16, 2009 3:08 PM
Spencer was poking me in the hershey highway when he heard what Al Roker said. The energy I felt let loose in my colon made me glad to be a man. Mr. Roker can thank me later for taking the edge off Spencer's anger.
32. whatever - June 16, 2009 3:08 PM
Also, #21 ... classic.
33. netstarman - June 16, 2009 3:10 PM
I would'nt count out Roker he would like any one of us would love to beat the snot out of Spencer and let anyone of the women slap the shit out of Heidi .I on one hand would make Spencer scoop up his teeth. After i knocked them out from knocking on his door. then knock on the door and knock the other side of his mouth to make him pick up his teeth that were left in his mouth.
34. karl.ross@gmail.com - June 16, 2009 3:11 PM
*bows before Al Roker*
Well played, sir.
35. Pattykj - June 16, 2009 3:14 PM
Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tall CONNECT . c om___ ,really?
36. Bitter Negro - June 16, 2009 3:23 PM
We have three niggas who be talkin all white and shit. Roker, Obama, Denzel, bitches you betta get real.
37. GeorgeWBush - June 16, 2009 3:23 PM
FINALLY an American reporter who has the BALLS to ask the tough questions and not kiss a$$; Al Roker = RESPECT. As for Meredith Vieira, she use to have to the OVERIES to ask the tough questions when she was on the View, now she only has the loose bung-hole and just loves to bend over and take it...
38. Venom - June 16, 2009 3:24 PM
Al Roker my nicca, I and pretty much everyone out there has your back.
Just say the word on we will ride on this fool Spencer.
39. Courtyardpigeon - June 16, 2009 3:43 PM
These two idiots are an example of why people hate America. Seriously, just stop posting their photos on the net and in celeb magazines and they will go away forever. Honestly. Try it.
40. ObamaYoMama - June 16, 2009 3:49 PM
#39 Get the fuck out of our country. I've been all over, and there's nothing better. But go ahead and try - and take your time doing it.
#37 I wish Al or ANYONE at NBC would have asked Obama questions THIS tough. Shit, they were harder on these two dunces than they were to the guy who has run up 12 TRILLION in debt for our kids.
41. Angry Beaver - June 16, 2009 3:49 PM
Spencer is lucky he didn't fuck with Roker...after some black on white crime, he would've bent him over, fucked him in the ass, then did his horse face wife in front of him.
42. zeenawhoreeeorprincess - June 16, 2009 3:55 PM
The only way you could get Al's fugly black lazy ass to move fast enough to take anyone on, is if you deep fried Spencer and sprinkled him with powdered sugar.
43. Parker - June 16, 2009 4:05 PM
Al is my hero! Thanks for putting those douchebags in their place.
44. joeyd - June 16, 2009 4:07 PM
Someone needs to beat him unmercifully. I'd like to see Al teach him respect. Maybe some Roker inflicted brain damage will make him act right?
45. Razz - June 16, 2009 4:12 PM
#40
How's the view from that box you live in?
46. Alli Watermelon - June 16, 2009 4:17 PM
Isn't that the same dreadful dress beautiful Heather Graham wore?
47. JungleRed - June 16, 2009 4:19 PM
Too bad they didn't throw down. I'd love to see the shrieking faggoty slap fight that would ensue between those two. Al Roker may hold some marginal celebrity credentials over "Speidi," but come on! If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black.
48. Noelle - June 16, 2009 4:24 PM
Why is that waste of space wearing Heather Graham's dress????? What a moron.
My money's on Roker... beat Spencer's ass!
49. Mariel Boatlift - June 16, 2009 4:29 PM
Cagematch between Speidi and Rosie, to the death...Roker refs.
50. Sammy the Shank - June 16, 2009 4:47 PM
I never cared one way or another about Mr. Roker. To me he was just an obese weatherman on a superficial AM TV talking heads show, and then he was a formerly obese weatherman who lost weight via radical surgery. But now he's one of my heroes, and I wish he had dumped the douche like a bag of dirt.
People like Spencer Pratt make me wish the US would be taken over by someone like Pol Pot or Mao. I don't really wish that and I don't mean to make light of the suffering those maniacs caused. It's just that I'd like to see SP get broken down to the level of a cockroach struggling to survive before he is exterminated.
Dear Jesus, please teach me to forgive my enemies.
51. Sick of It - June 16, 2009 4:48 PM
WTF is with Meredith Vieira? Is she defending these two?! What's with all her backhanded comments? Saying, "I don't know who was right or wrong in the end?" That's why she was such a good lap dog for Barbara Walters. Cause Walters couldn't hold a poignant interview if Oprah threatened to shit on the table at The View.
Vieira should be subjected to having Spenser in her face and slapping shit out of her hands. Lets see where her interviewing 'skills' get her then
52. squeehunter - June 16, 2009 4:51 PM
There needs to be a vote to kick them out of the religion.
53. whatever - June 16, 2009 5:26 PM
#36 - Please tell me you are joking and that you are not really that stupid. Does "getting real" entail misusing the English language to the point where you use such prize-winning phrases as "who be talkin all white and shit"? Are people who "get real" more respectable because they have the grammar skills of a 4 year old? Surely you must be kidding. I'm sure that Obama would have been taken SO much more seriously if he spoke like a moron. It's a shame how his command of the language and inability to "get real" has been such a hindrance to his success ...
54. Breakup Makeup - June 16, 2009 5:30 PM
He wasn't THAT mean to them......
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
55. Dex - June 16, 2009 5:33 PM
YEah, she's wearing the same dress that heather graham was wearing some posts ago...lame
56. HoodFellaz - June 16, 2009 5:44 PM
Al Rocker, the man, the myth, the living legend.
57. abby - June 16, 2009 6:01 PM
she is the 3rd person to wear that dress this week WTF
58. Bob - June 16, 2009 6:12 PM
...and Heidi even stole Heather Graham's dress! (The one ripped by the dinosaur...)
59. person - June 16, 2009 6:27 PM
can't help but bet spencer gets his dumb ass shanked before the years out
60. justifiable - June 16, 2009 6:33 PM
Al is the "hero" in real life here - sorry, Spencer, the man now OWNS your dream. Better aim for something you can actually attain. I hear there's an opening for a "human toilet brush" on Craigslist. With that hair, you're a natural.
61. Slow MonkeyNow Shell-Shocked - June 16, 2009 7:17 PM
Jesus had a cameo on "I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here"?? I'm surprised the ratings weren't better.
62. biff - June 16, 2009 7:30 PM
Al should teabag that douche and make his worthless cunt of a wife hold his jacket and watch.
63. Tanzarian - June 16, 2009 7:33 PM
Al Roker, the Apollo Creed of morning talk.
64. Ronni - June 16, 2009 7:37 PM
'aryan-ness' PRICELESS! yes I am so glad he called them out! Spencer is such a little piece of shit. I fucking hate these socialite douchebags
65. justifiable - June 16, 2009 8:32 PM
And there's absolutely no truth to the rumor that Al Roker hired Chris Brown to drive Spencer Pratt home.
66. missywissy - June 16, 2009 9:08 PM
MEREDITH VIERA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is the Today Show thinking??? They replaced Katie with this.... this..... wanna-be?????
How does that cheating Matt Lauer not slap the shit out of her?????
GET RID OF HER!!!
67. justifiable - June 16, 2009 9:32 PM
#66 "How does that cheating Matt Lauer not slap the shit out of her?"
He would, missywissy, but he was saved by Jesus two weeks ago. Tough shit, huh?
68. I'm so Vapid - June 16, 2009 10:16 PM
Randal....I owe you an apology... I get it....
Fish! Foe the LOVE of GOD PLEASE STOP! How much does a person have to take.??????????????????????????????????
Somebody kill me.......
69. Sol - June 16, 2009 10:42 PM
While Obama is not meddling in Iran could he perhaps figure out a way to stop the American media paying attention to Heidi and Spencer? It seems like the more repulsive these two act the more press they get, kind of like some pop culture terrorists. Call it War on Douchiness and get some Navy Seals involved. Civilisation is on the line here.
70. violet rampage - June 16, 2009 10:49 PM
#21--yes!! those lines from pulp fiction suit this situation perfectly.
i really wish spencer the douchebag pratt would quit acting like he's some little badass who can really beat people up. he's just a spoiled little L.A. bitch who has more than likely never been in a real fight in his whole pampered life. seriously, spencer-- NO ONE is afraid of you. get over yourself.
oh yeah--go al roker!! you rock. give that man a medal.
71. budah - June 16, 2009 11:23 PM
Hey times up.. 15 minutes called it wants a refund for making ya'll famous. later Heidi and Spencer
72. Brooke - June 17, 2009 12:59 AM
#18, WTF. It sounds like you're playing on Spencer's team. Go back to polishing balls.
Al Roker should be proud of what he did. I'm glad he didn't just play it nice and say "Poor Heidi, they took your shampoo labels."
73. captain america - June 17, 2009 7:25 AM
I tell you different: IF I COULD KILL, THEY WERE FIRST TO GO, folks!!
74. HAHAHAHAHAH - June 17, 2009 8:34 AM
THAT DRESS IS UGLY AND THAT WASHED UP HEATHER ACTRESS WORE IT DAYS AGO AND IT LOOKED JUST AS RETARDED ON HER TOO. I WOULDN'T PAY $20 FOR THAT DRESS. HEATHER = FAIL.
75. Darth - June 17, 2009 9:27 AM
People might think about us that we're really bad sometimes.But the truth is that we are pretty nice and decent people.We're giving our support to Al Roker this time,who wants to become a badass.Just to show you how really nice we're.
76. leesa - June 17, 2009 9:33 AM
Roker is a hateful, vindictive, smart mouthed person, I feel like knocking the crap out of him myself, He definitely would not have said t hat to Jayz and beyonce, or halle berry or jamie fox, , he's "picky" about who he hates on, if you know what I mean. He needs to go,.
77. Prettybaby - June 17, 2009 12:00 PM
Dear Al Roker,
Over the years, you have disappointed me a little. I liked when you were chubby and then you got all weirdly skinny looking. Then there was this one time that I planned for sun... you promised me sun... and it rained. And the banter with Katie Couric disturbed me mentally every morning. But now, I can erase all of it because you have said these things about these 2 buttholes. Thank you. I love you.
Your Friend,
Prettybaby
78. surprised - June 17, 2009 3:16 PM
Al Roker is my new personal hero!!! This more than makes up for all the bad jokes over the years.
79. Tom K - June 17, 2009 10:42 PM
Isn't he the fucking weather man? What the fuck was he doing interviewing them anyway! LOL
Anyway wait ago Al!
80. RtSS - June 18, 2009 12:56 PM
I can't stand these two any more... Please never show that 'flesh color' beard. More ass shots of Heidi though. I could really work a number on that ass. I really believe that Heidi loves anal, and as I was pump my love pole into her she would be screaming F' me harder, F' me deeper. You are a naughty little girl Heidi, I am going to spank you.
81. Spider-Man - June 25, 2009 4:25 PM
i officially think al roker is fucking boss.
fuck those two, those wastes of semen are pitiful. and that spencer douchepuddle need to shave his damn face. its not cool looking spencer, you fuckstick.
82. cali - June 27, 2009 5:20 AM
gotta admit, they still still look cute together
83. cali - June 27, 2009 5:20 AM
gotta admit, they still still look cute together
84. cali - June 27, 2009 5:20 AM
gotta admit, they still still look cute together
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