May 29 2009Teri Hatcher in a bikini

They're real and they're spectacular

She looks good. Better than me.

Are you kidding me, even years ago in that movie she was naked in she had orangutan tits. They look like envelope flaps now, or fried eggs handing on a nail.

I really dig that bathing suit and she is filling it out nicely. You go girl.

What are you talking about? Those tits are more than disappointing out of the bra.

not to bad for an old bag. I would lick her weatherd box

If all of you are responding to #1, you should probably check out a show called Seinfeld. Its pretty good.

Fish obviously has terrible taste in tits, because those are quite flapjacktastic.

Just like Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, her body's grrreat!

Terri is a sweety but I see signs of her hitting that wall pretty badly, when are these geeks going to find a solution to slow down the aging process!

Oh, please- if any of you had the chance to bang her, you would. She looks very doable to me.

She's fighting the good fight against time, which makes her body (and especially her mailbag-boobs) want to go south for the long cold winter of aging. Still, her pull date has passed, clearly.

"Oh, please- if any of you had the chance to bang her, you would. She looks very doable to me."

Fuck you, old man. I'm 20 years old and if I "had the chance to bang" a good looking 20 year old chick, absolutely I would. But a 44-year-old middle-aged woman? Maybe when my balls start to sag in 20 years, like yours have.

Who the fuck goes swimming in earrings? It's all me me me with these cunts. OK, so I'd fuck her still but only so I could tell my mates.

wow!! she looks stunning! How old is she? 42, 43? ! wish my wife looked that at that age :)

@13: fag

Great condition, I'd be willing to pleasure her if the occasion was forthcoming.

She looks good for her age, but they are no longer "spectacular".

gotta admit she looks "spectacular"...good for her

@13 before your balls can actually sag, dear heart, they must first descend. don't worry, you'll get there...eventually.

her bikini is too big .. its not her size at all

Teri is a gorgeous creature, but Heavens Prisoners came out 13 years ago and her tities were almost down to her belly then, I could not imagine how much further they have sunk today. I am not saying I wouldn't tap, but I am saying, that I wouldn't get on a trampoline with her.

One of the all time favorite looking women who has aged very well and taken great care of herself. From her first major TV role as Clark Kent's attraction to her talented cast on Desperate House Wives, Teri Hatcher has always had sex appeal.

Randal

She takes care of her body and it shows unlike fat ass and wide hip Kim Kardaskank. Thanks for not posting anymore pics of wide hip fat ass Kim.

Beanbags.

http://www.20th-century-sex.com/babylon-x/teri-hatcher/teri-hatcher_22.jpg

Bear in mind, this pic is from several years ago.

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it's like she has two slices of pizza stapled to her chest

...pointing to 4 and 8 o'clock, respectively.

I'ld still hit it hard.

Oh yes, I would hit that.

she looks great, but that bikini aint helping her looks...

She looks still very acceptable.

She was most hot in Lois&Clark.

After the parade of freaks with plastic bags for tits, finally, a hot woman with tits that are her own.

No idea what Fish is thinking. Those things are almost under her armpits.

She looks very tight and well conserved for her age.

She has a tight looking bum!

She can never be excused for inflicting upon us susan mayer

I bet she's regular on a dieet but her boobs look allright to me!

WOOW !!! VERY VERY SEXY !!!

18's got it right. Good for her age but no longer spectacular. Still definitely hittable!

Hot damn.

After seemingly weeks of bikini photos of Halloween bags of bad plastic surgery, we get that ohsofine-ness...

OK I may be super drunk but not enough to hit that. I draw the line at old skeletons. Maybe a lampshade over the head would change my mind. If I was forced to choose I suppose I'd choose Susan over Bree

Wow!

I call shenanigans. I was just looking at pictures of her today where she looked like a weatherbeaten old paperbag that's been crumpled up and rained on and then flattened back out and dried in the sun.
I mean, for god's sake:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/23-End/teri-hatcher-queen-hearts-halloween-costume-wonderland.jpg

C'mon guys, get your priorities straight. After sex w/ Susan Boyle, she brings you a warm cup of coffee/spot of tea/s'more depending on your age. Then she rubs for your back for hours and hours and massages your feet. Then she fellates your anus for quite some time before getting you off again. YOU HAVE GOT TO WEIGHT YOUR PRIORITIES

Hmmm. No one else mentioned the belly button piercing. I think mid-forties is a bit old for that. No?

13. Mike, show us some of the ugly 20 year olds your fucking right now. Ya right, they are all pig dogs.............asshole.

Still real...and srill spectacular!!

#13 is 13 years old and has never "banged" anyone in his life. And #41 nobody watches Desperate Housewives except for gay guys and ugly fat housewives.

She looks great, but who does that belly ring still? Especially at her age...

Wow... she looks wonderful

"they're real, and they're spectacular."

yes I know I'm repeating someone else, but I was thinking the same thing. ha. :)

...but really, I never realized how gorgeous she is.

if I look like that at her age, I am going to be one happy woman.

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Yeah, I don't care what anyone says, she's still got it. I loved her as Lois Lane all those years ago.

Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. In other news....
My friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over to watch a little bit of sumo. 'Frank' as some of you - may - or may not, know watch a lot of movie. So I have on hand - a little bit of popcorn. Hello 'Frank'.
'Frank' from 16th floor : Hi everybody. I'm over at Knee's. He's up on 17. I'm on 16.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. So 'Frank' I having little trouble here with Somali Pirate Satellite (tm). Hello. HELLO ! Hello Tokyo.. SUMO night ? 10-4 ? Or is it twist this way ?
'Frank' from 16th Floor : I don't think motor-boating the digital box is the way to go Knee. Could be a problem with 'skip line'.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : 'Frank' how good are these Somalis with warranty ? All I seem to be getting now is this jibber-jabber from Fresno.
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Do you have any popcorn ?

I always thought she was a poor mans busted Jamie Gertz, who can also be seen on Seinfeld. Not a square to spare.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/jamie%20gertz/gymjone/Jami_Gertz-StillStand03.jpg

Jamie is on the right in this pic.
http://towerweb.net/vampires/pics/lostboys_JamiGertz2.jpg

@ 2 - I look better than everyone.

Nip, nip, nIp, NiP, Nipples! Sweet nipples. Loved her since Lois and Clark days. Nice backside shot, stupid wave getting in the way though... Image #2 looks like she's peeing. I'd put a cup there and drink some of that...

So # 55-56.

U Merican ?

I'm sure america supplies special "HOME FOR THE ELDERLY"-bathing suits, folks?

@55: Excellent composite of JamiGertz. Always watched Still Standing just for her sweetness. Now you have me torn, T.Hatcher or Jami Gertz. Dare I say, I'll take a scoop of each. I imagine their respective love tunnels would look very similar, I would have to take a lick of one then the other, then back to the first to decide which one is the best. Both have equally fine poopchutes. I am torn. Let's just call it a 'split' decision.

Shit - you lack PATHOS Gerald !!!!!!!!!!!!!

And how are things at Vector Motors ?

Damn she looks goods I could suck those boobs right now yum yum yum
XOXO !!

#59 You seem like wheel intellectual.
Inside job ?

@57: #56 is definitely 'Merican!!! Born and raised a true Red, White, and Blue flag waver, baby! Grew up in the heartland of this great nation, a know and love the female form. T.Hatcher has some nice hips that one could mount and ride like a wild bull.

Same goes for you Rick.
Inside job ?

Same goes for you Rick.
Inside job ?

Same goes for you Rick.
Inside job ?

Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well ok. This site occasionwally send me to OZ....
( I now understwand that they control horizontwall and vertaquwilll)
But i'M BACK.
sO..# 63. wHAT YOU twing To SWAy here Exactwee ?
InSide JOB ?

This is totally unrelated, but have you seen this woman? She's stunning.

http://on205thimages.com/viewer.php?file=lte3x31jy0ogav671ebd.jpg

more photos here too:

http://www.anyachibis.com/index.php#p=-1&a=0&at=0

Lianka Gryu. Check her out.

Gonna have to check out that one.
Thanks for the tip.

@67: Not sure I git your drift... InSide JOB. Nope. However, for either lady (T.Hatcher or J.Gertz) I'd settle for an inside job South of their border.

# 70 LOL !
Are you a shill ?
Ever heard of concepts like 'Gravity ' and 'Resistance' ?
Explain your theories to the engineers and architects on this site and let us know how it go.
(You don't seem like wheel intellectual.)
(No offense)

@71: Oh, I am crushed and offended Mister second law of thermodynamics... Or Mister @64:@65:@66 your superior intellect is so ASStounding. (No offense) Now back to gazing at the bikini clad ladies.

So.
# 72 What you twying to sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

britneysucks, better than me too

britneysucks, better than me too

britneysucks, better than me too

@73: Nope, no shilling experience here... Just a pair of eyes catching up on a week's worth of Fish. Enjoying T.Hatcher, wishing I could 'sea' more of her port hole in image #6. Ah, to be a single celled organism in that wave. Mostly here for the fun, don't be a hater.

Maybe grow up

@78: Well said! Brief parting indirect reference to entropy in a closed system comment in #72. Share the love... Peace, Out!

Cliff Notes : Blow me

Binky: Well thanks for handling that one Cliff....(That's not really my style)
you know......that type of thing.... taking one for the team...etc... ? ....

Tastes differ, guys. Someone might like this girl, someone might like others. The same goes for guys. Do you think you are all fucking awesome and stunning that every bitch on this planet will hiss and piss just to see your small cocks. You guys have too H-U-G-E egos. I am done with this site, too many nasty bitches and hatred

Tastes differ, guys. Someone might like this girl, someone might like others. The same goes for guys. Do you think you are all fucking awesome and stunning that every bitch on this planet will hiss and piss just to see your small cocks. You guys have too H-U-G-E egos. I am done with this site, too many nasty bitches and hatred

# 62
Gr8 points all. Done with this site ?
Inside job ?

.....Perhaps......U know............
............That type of thing.........

she looks so good...

So # 86. Gr8 points all. But...
What do you have to say to these architects and engineers at this site here ?
Inside job ?

Time to 'Lock and Load' America.

Oh...Nice tits Teri...

I'd walk a mile on my lips to stick my tongue in her sea-moistened twat.

Older women "get it". If they dig you, they'll do anything to please you. Young, stupid girls have hang-ups and body image issues that prohibit them from truly enjoying sex. Older chicks have already worked it all out and are not afraid to get hot and nasty.

Enjoy your lifeless, insecure, worried 20-year old baggage handling neophyte. I'll take an experienced, sexy cougar any day of the week.

Hola!

she has a face like a deranged monkey, but I would so hit that 40-something mommy.

she is thin which is a plus, most Americans are fat
She has a beautiful face
she has thick beautiful hair
The only thing is her breasts don't look good when she is naked.
For 44, she looks amazing though
But pussy is pussy, all you dudes would still slam that
And she is rich and set for life
Most hot broads are lazy and marry rich men so they don't have to work and go shopping all day and going to spa's
Terri Hatcher works 14 hour days, she's awesome

I bet her pubes are at least 30% gray.

Wonderful clarity of the pic. And spectacular Picture. Kudos to the photographer as well as the model. Great Job. (9 out of 10)

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Teri Hatcher should be in a nursing home.

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Look how fierce she's coming out the ocean! With clenched teeth and her eagle eyes focused only on one target without fear!

I remember when I was a little kid, before I even knew what sex was, the first time I saw Teri Hatcher on tv I knew I wanted to do something to her ass but didn't know what it was. Then I grew up and realized I wanted to buttfuck her. The boobs would be a distraction but a minor one as long as I could bend her over and do her ass from behind. It was all I ever wanted and thus began a lifelong quest to find a girl who'd say, only anal for me baby. Someday...

.

Ok....

....look. I loved Seinfeld. Funny as hell show.

But....

...I....NEVER....thiought they were "spectacular".

In fact....

....they are kinda flat, lacking any kind of shape other than just some meat flaps with nipples on 'em hanging there. Close to, but not quite like, some old woman's teat bags.

Now...

...don't get me wrong here. I like Teri and think she's a good actor and is a good looking woman. But she's nothing more than an average good looking woman.

Just in my little town alone...

....I see women, young and older, who look ten times more "spectacular" than Teri. No slam against Teri. More, it's a slam against those who hype her and her looks beyond reasonableness.

Still, Teri's a good lookin' gal and seems like a pretty nice person and I'd bet she's fun to be around and even play with, even those not-so "spectacular", but oh-so average milk bags.

.

"Oh My, My.
Oh, Hell Yes!
Honey put on that party dress!"

one hundred and FRIST.
yea !!

Not a big fan of this woman, but her body looks pretty good to me! I think people consider those "flapjacks" because they're used to seeing breast implants on here. They'd look a lot better if she just tied it tighter on the top of her bikini. A lil extra lift ;)

what????
no Tattos....?

She's always been really sexy to me!
Love those Funbags!
Wonder how she will look when she's over 50?

those flapjacks need some air.

I don't care what all the haters say, Teri looks damn good in that bikini - and bathing suits are not forgiving.....so she looks REALLY good! Anyone who says otherwise is in denial and are desperately in need of a pair of glasses!

TO NUMBER 48

Ummm, excuse me? My hubby and I watch Desperate Housewives EVERY week! My hubby is DEFINITELY not gay, been married seven years :). And I, myself, am definitely no fat housewife. I still fit into the size ones that I wore before I was preggo with my first child (I have two now). In fact, I (and most people) consider myself to be a very hot milf. And trustt me, as a waitressI have MANY occasions for people to tell me so. So, get your story straight.

Back to the subject, I think that Teri Hatcher is def one of the most beautuiful woman of our times. However, I don't think she is aging as well as she could, She needs to eat a little more. You have to get a little more chunkier after 40 in order to fill out the wrinkles. I don't really think her boobs are or ever have been "spectacular", except for when she is wearing a bra and t-shirt and they are sitting where they are supposed to. I have better breasts then her after breastfeeding two babies. I am just lucky, fortunately.....

Later,
SexyMILF1984

#99 (Rasputin) nailed it.

#107, you sound desperate.

They may no longer be spectacular, but for her age, she surely is......

Number 89:

what? You seriously think that women HAVE to be older to be comfortable with their bodies and sex? Lol. I do agree with you to an extent. But I know personally as a 24 year old woman that has been prancing around butt naked and getting it on for a decade now, that you are COMPLETELY wrong. I can, and have, rocked many men (as well as women's) world. I also know women in their forties who are so old fashioned and umcomfortable with their bodies and sex, it is sad. I have talked to several men about this subject and I usually get the idea that younger women these days are MUCH more open about sexual experimentation and pleasure. Maybe it is just you? :)

SexyMILF1984

They may no longer be spectacular, but for her age, she surely is......giddy up......catfight!

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well, sherrie, looks like all that prancing around naked and sex since you were 13 has finally taken its toll: you got kocked up (the MILF bit gave you away). that makes you less sexy; it gives you baggage. and i am sure that your vag is like the lincoln tunnel after the 10 years+ of sex and the baby. and maybe you should remember that after that baby, its possible no one wants to see you prancing around naked.

I wouldn't win a contest with her.....not the master of my domain.

Get your Fight on!

# 109:

Maybe that is why I like Desperate Housewives so much......... :)

I am desperate, but not in the sense that you are probably speaking of.

Wow she looks great!
But where did I read that anybody looks great wet?

+4 internets to Jackie Childs for two 90s TV references in a single post!

The greatest disappointment in my entire life was her nude scene in Heaven's Prisoner.

13 (if he's lucky) is probably getting with some real pigs, but it's OK because they're 20. A pig is a pig, douche.

I take it in the ass. Does that count?

I love losers who say they wouldn't bang a chick when they couldn't get a girl half as hot and twice the weight

15 years ago she was hot. Now she's not.

id rather see this chick posted all weekend than fat ass wide hip kim k.

So based on these comments, I should never get pregnant? All of you have scared the shit out of me. If I do, I'll be fat, have stretch marks, and apparently have a huge vagina. No thanks. No who is going to take care of me when I get really old? That's the delima. Better hope I make millions.

To #113:

Haha, why don't you get your facts straight before you start trying to sound like you know something, it would make you look less stupid.

First of all, I haven't been prancing around naked since I was 13, I actually started to do that AFTER I had my 1st child. Pregnancy made me more comfortable with my bod, which as a previous post mentioned is VERY sexy. I mentioned the fact that I had TWO children in my post, so I really wasn't trying to hide it.

Oh, and do you know what the second highest term searched on porn sites was last year? MILF! Second only to Interracial. So, apparently, being a mother isn't as unsexy as you think it is. I actually heard that on Fox news, so I am pretty sure that is accurate.

As for my vagina being all "stretched out", once againg you are very misinformed. First of all, I had c-sections. Not that that maters anyway. The vagina is really just a big muscle that is meant to be stretched to fit a baby (or two) through. And, it WILL go back IF you strengthen it again (ever heard of kegels?). UnfortuanatetIy, I don't think all women realize this, which is why some women may remain "stretched out" as you say. I understand that the type of women YOU would probably hook up with would most likely be the type that is too lazy to get her butt back into shape. Fortunately for myself and my hubby, I work out very regulary (5/6 days a week) with a lot of focus on pilates and yoga. Those are two exercises that focus greatly on your core, which also happens to be were all of your pelvic muscles are. :) So, my shit is just as tight as ever, if not more, since I work out more after kids. My husband has no problem letting me know what's going on. I am definitely more sexy after kids. As for my kids being "baggage"? You really don't have very good reading comprehension skills, so you? I wrote that I was MARRIED. For seven years, dork! My hubby is the father of both my kids so who excatly are they supposed to be baggage for? I am not looking for a provider for me or my children. Like I said earlier, I am a milf. All I would want from any other man/woman would be sex. And well since I am a female and have a pussy, lets be honest, I don't really have to be THAT hot to get it. I could only be a five on a scale of ten and get me some dumb man(sometimes woman) to get me whatever I wanted. I probably wouldn't even have to really have sex with them, just lead them on a little. There are woman all over the country that do this as their profession, they are called strippers/exotic dancers. Perhaps you have heard of them. All you have to do is take a look inside your local strip club to know that most men's standards are really not that high. I am pretty sure I could get whatever I wanted from you, you seem like you may be missing a few tools in your shed.

Amy, dont' stress. I gained 50 lbs with my first pregnancy and I got back to my preg size within a year. It does take work though. Exercise is very important after children. The stars do it all of the time. I look at things this way, if someone else has done it, than why can't I? You can look better after kids, women do all of the time. You just have to put in the effort, you can do it. :)

VERY sexyMILF1984

Can you imagine the poor schmuck that have to listen to #125 blab all day? its like going in one ear, and come out to the next....while you keep agreeing!!!

People you gotta be reasonable!! She looks awesome for a woman in her 40s. If you can't deal with it, maybe YOU are the ones with the malfunction...

People you gotta be reasonable!! She looks awesome for a woman in her 40s. If you can't deal with it, maybe YOU are the ones with the malfunction...

People you gotta be reasonable!! She looks awesome for a woman in her 40s. If you can't deal with it, maybe YOU are the ones with the malfunction...

Nuber 126:

Wow! Is that what ALL guys do when they hear someone talk, I had no idea.......

Rough daddy, huh? Judging by the name you chose, I am going to say that men like you are like putty in my hands. I know how to make a man listen to what I am saying.

At least my schmuck has someone to listen too, as well as give him what he wants when he wants (and he does get what he wants, as do I). Unlike you, who probably jacks off to half naked celebrities on The Superficial alone on the computer every night, wishing you could just once feel what a real pussy feels like. It's probably been so long since you've had a real woman that you don't remember what to do anymore.

Also, for your info, my hubby and I do have verbal disagreements quite often, we consider it foreplay. We have a very passionate relationship. We fight hard and we fuck hard too. I would have it no other way.

sexyMILF1984

Men are putty in your hands? don't try to pass yourself as a sexpot dear! after 2 little monsters and writing novels on the pc, you probably have more crack than an inner city slums...btw keep on guessing about my sexual profile im amused...

To:

124. Amy - May 30, 2009 4:33 PM

So based on these comments, I should never get pregnant? All of you have scared the shit out of me. If I do, I'll be fat, have stretch marks, and apparently have a huge vagina. No thanks. No who is going to take care of me when I get really old? That's the delima. Better hope I make millions.

____________________________________________________________

No no no, Ames.

Here's the deal, at least with regards what I said about Teri.

She's a fine, decent looking woman. She's just average though. I see women like her at that age and younger and older who look that good.

But I see a lot of women, younger and older as well, who look even better than Teri does.

I see a lot who look way fuckin' worse, too. But really, let's not go there.

Has to do, Amy, with how the media portrays her. That she's all that and a hundred bags o' chips to boot. And that Seinfeld line, well, that was merely a script line. Had little to nothing to do with her.

See, I actually do think she looks fine. In fact, her boobs're just fine with me as well as they are indeed, obviously, natural.

However, they aren't "spectacular". They never...WERE..."spectacular".

Teri Hatcher has average boobs. That's it. Nothing bad about 'em. They just WERE always kinda flat to begin with. There's very little fullness to them, even before she had kids.

BUT....but, Amy, that's OK. That's just fine. I'd rather enjoy REAL boobs like hers than fake boobs like....well....name a gazillion so-called "stars".

Teri Hatcher's boobs aren't "spectacular".

They are real.

And....they're just fine.

Now....one time Playmate Barbie Benton's boobs....

http://www.freeadultarchives.com/ck/fhg/v1/barbi_benton/pic/pic_8.jpg

WERE....BOTH...

...."real"....

....AND....

"spectacular".

Barbie just had excellent boob genes.

SHE LOOKS GOOD.

Whatever you say, rough daddy. What does your name mean then?

I didn't write men, I wrote, "men like you." I understand that not all men are easily swayed by a sexy ass and some perky tits. I just assumed (like I wrote) you were the type by the name for yourself thay you chose.

I am not a regular poster on these or any other forums. I am just bored at the hopital (since Thursday night :( ) with nothing to do. Excuse me if you are so unfamiliar with communicating with a smart woman who not only knows how to speak her mind, but also how to put her thoughts into writing. I hardly call what I wrote a novel. A short essay at best. You can try and down talk the fact that I know how to write all you want, but it just, wait, how did you put it? Oh yes, goes into one "ear" and out the other.

You, on the other hand, probably hang out here for fun because you have nothing better to do. By my standards, I wouldn't call any adult male who posts comments in the Superficial forums for fun in between jack-off sessions "rough". More like metrosexual. Nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't say rough.

sexyMILF1984

hahaha, why are you at the hospital? the kegel apparatus got caught within the walls of your palate? looks like you need a friend, time to stop this communication this instant...

Ohhh and youre new here? and never seen a rough post? keep your eyes open...

Boop! Hola! Beep!

#125. Sherrie
I'm childfree by choice and I have no ill feelings towards women who decide to have children, but I think it sounds rather desperate and attention whorish of you to rattle off all the "joys of pregnancy" and how you are showing off how great your body is after delivering a child. Aren't the doctors right in saying that every woman has a different outcome and experience with child birth and it's effects?

You may be 'perfect' after sprogging, but some women may have a lot of issues that you did not experience in reproduction.

I have many male friends who do admit that their wives vaginas are stretched out beyond repair and I feel bad for both the guys and their wives, but if your body bounced back like a Victoria Secret's model then I lift my glass to you and say, "good for you" and you are special, but I hear many stories the opposite of yours.
I guess I see your point in wanting to defend pregnancy, but it sounds to me that you wouldn't care if you were secure in yourself. I don't care what people think of me and my body and I face a lot of judgement based on the fact that I DON'T want to reproduce - like I'm not a complete woman and that I should just roll over and be a walking uterus (I thought we were out of the Dark Ages, guess not...).

Time to sotp communication this instant.............

Yes, just like I thought. You can't keep up with me. You are clearly not as rough as you think you are.

You are insulting the fact that I am in the hospital? LAME :( Is that the best you could come up with? The reason I am here has to do with my 2 yr old son and is none of your business.

I'm wiling to bet that if I summed up all of the posts you've made here (and other websites) today, it would greatly outnumber the so-called novelas that I wrote today while in the hospital. What makes me think that? The fact that you actually have a link to some lame pic of a male lion in your postings. These forums are kind of important to you aren't they? You actually took the time to think about that didn't you?

You also shoud probably try looking up what kegel exercises are, there is no apparatus involved whatsoever.

I'm going to give you the suggestion I gave the other gentleman earlier: get your facts straight before you try sounding like you know something.

sexyMILF1984

she gives me WOOD

She's like a classic corvette that wasn't garage kept

Beep! Hello! Boop!

So this is where I try to explain to you why i have the king of beast as my link? no youre not that special! you're a loud mouth who needs attention. If you were a caring mother you would not be rambling on the pc with a stranger by trying to get upper hand with this retarded argument. Just get your sweaty sausage fingers off the keyboard and go console the poor kid will ya??
if i had the means id report you to child services...

by the way what do you call this??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

Blip! Hola!? Blop!

This broad sherrie might give Linda hogan a run for her money, excellent time for that kid to become a missing person...

Live and let live:

You are a fellow woman, so I don't want to be upset with you, but you called me whorish? Whatever! I was just responding to the asshole comments those stupid guys said. I was just giving back to them what they were dishing up.

I can be whatever I want, it is the internet! That is why the net is awesome!

I would NEVER look down on you for not wanting to have children. As a mother of two small boys myself, TRUST ME. I understand :) and totally get where you may be coming from.

I am not at all "whorish" in real life. I am very much a "lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets" Most people in my life would be greatly surprised if they new some of the things I like or am interested in.

And what is with some of you people not knowing how to read and putting words in my mouth!

#1: I never rattled off about the "joys of pregnancy" By contrast, I found pregnancy and childbirth to be a real pain in the ass. My hubby wants another one but I told him the only way I would be willing to have another is with a surrogate.

#2 I am assuming that your comment about showing off my body was refering to the comment I made about prancing around naked. Well, I didn't say I was doing it for the world. I was refering to the privacy of my own home. And girl, I feel sorry for your hubby/boyfriend/lover if you never learn to do the same.

#3 Any so called pregnancy issues you are talking about? Trust me, I experienced them. Like I said, pregnancy was no joy for me. I just wanted to have children.

#4 Like I said, i understang that the vagina gets stretched out during childbirth. But it IS a muscle and it CAN be restrengthened. It DOES take work, though. Maybe your buddies wives are just like most other typical Americans and to lazy to put in any real effort to get things back to where they are supposed to be. Kegel exercised shoud be done SEVERAL times throughout the day. Or, they could try out something like pilates? Pilates is good in the fact that it will also strengthen most other parts of your body as well.

#5 My body did not bounce back like a Victoria Secret model's nor did I say that I did. By the way, theirs do not just "bounce back" either, they work hard for their bodies, and in that way, we are similar. Perhaps you didn't read my comment I wrote to Amy? Let me refresh your memory:

Amy, dont' stress. I gained 50 lbs with my first pregnancy and I got back to my preg size within a year. It does take work though. Exercise is very important after children. The stars do it all of the time. I look at things this way, if someone else has done it, than why can't I? You can look better after kids, women do all of the time. You just have to put in the effort, you can do it. :)

I mentioned the fact that it took work AND effort. And I wouldn't call a year "bouncing back". I would call carrying the weight around for more than a year a little too much though. I went from 115 lbs to 165 lbs in my first preg, My abs were pushed out just as far if not further than a typical pregnant women's, but I have a six pack now. You want to know how? Pilates and ab workouts, they DO work. It IS a fact. EVERYONE'S muscles will grow and respond to regular workouts and a healthy diet, unless they have some sort of metabolic disorder maybe? I never said anything about anyone like that. Everyones's body will also lose that layer of fat over there abdomen if they do regular cardio and put down the cheeseburger and fries for awhile. Have you ever seen the show The Biggest Loser? The proof is there. It is all about living a healthy, active lifestyle.

And if you don't care, then why are you talking?

sexyMILF1984

"I can be whatever I want, it is the internet! That is why the net is awesome!"

There is no way anyone can verify all this, this woman might be fresh out of the gate of your local psychiatric center...

Rough daddy, I stand corrected, there is such thing as a kegel apparatus. So what? Is the fact that you exercise your pussy with a kegel apparatus supposed to show me how rough you are. Nope. Once again, I am going to call metrosexeual. Any man who knows something about those is a little more feminine than he thinks he is.

Linda Hogan? You know who she is? Is your comment supposed to scare/intimidate me or something? Oh man, that is the scariest thing I ever heard from some tub of lard of a man sitting in front of his computer all day long somewhere in the world. Lol. Most of the rough men that I know don't know shit about celebrity tabloids and gossip. No, they usually make fun of guys like you behing their backs. I would say that you have more than a few femininie characteristics. And you call yourself rough. What a joke. Rough to who, the kind of women with serious daddy issues who can look past your ridiculous screen name. Any man who calls himself "daddy" would definitely have trouble with a confident, real woman. I'm pretty sure my hubby could definitely kick your ass. And I am positive that my hubby and his friends would think you are a joke.

I can see I def, got under your skin. Funny :), makes me smile to piss off jackasses like you. Playing with you amuses me. Like I said before, you may call ME the silly one for talking to you and taking part in this retarded argument, but you are the person who has such a dull life that you actually are well know on these forums. HA HA HA! My son is asleep beside me. When he wakes up, I will get off the computer. Just like I did from 1:30 to 6:00. You, however, will not go away until you get a life. So you will probably be on here for awhile and I will be long gone............

As for my "sausage fingers"? Your insults are lame, that doesn't even make sense. On what basis are you going on that I have sausage fingers. You're the guy who spends all of his free time in front of the computer. No, my fingers, as well as my body are very delicate and slender. The kind of fingers you can only wish to feel all over you body. As I mentioned earlier, I wear a size one, what the hell kind of women who wears a size one has sauseage fingers? Your comments are LAME and have no real intelligece behind them. Hell, you had to use Hulk Hogans comments. Lol. Take your cock out of your hands for a while, maybe your brain will start to work again.

sexyMILF1984

Rough man:

That might make it better, wouldn't it? If the so called rough man was getting showed up by a woman fresh out of the local psychiatric center? Funny. How old are you rough man? Does it bother you that a 24 yr old woman is getting under you skin? I find it amusing..........

sexyMILF1984

Rough man:

"I can be whatever I want, it is the internet! That is why the net is awesome!"

This comment stands true for everyone, especially you, who is defininetely not who he claims to be. ROUGH man! HA! What a joke. More like gentle kitten.

I didn't really mean it in that context anyway. I meant it as I can be whorish i I want, I can be funny if I want, I can be a bitch it I want, etc. etc. Not that I can straight up lie about myself or falsely misrepresent myself as you did. I think you know how I meant it anyway, or maybe you really are just that dumb.

sexyMILF1984

Ohhh boy! you sure told me Sherie, looks like ill never show my E-face on the superficial again. So am i suppose to have a retort for all the gibberish you just scribble? that would make me equally pitiable as you wouldnt it? I usually have a good indication of the characters that come on the superficial, and what I typed previously about you are probably 90 to 100percent, and most of all sweetheart if you ever tax your brain dont charge more than a penny ok? should i post my address so your non existent husband and friends can track me down? like someone really cares about you...come on now really? youre alone in a hospital sweety...looks like im the only one whos giving you the time a day....

whats with the sexyMIlf1984? what is that all about?

That is my screen name on a different website. I originally signed my name that way too make a point to the first gentleman who made the comment that only fat housewives like the show desperate housewifes. I wanted him to know that sexy milfs' like it as well. I stuck with it so he would know who I am in my later comments.

It's been nice arguing with you but I have to go, my son just woke up and I'm not a very good at the pecking method of typing. Also, I wouldn't want anyone to call DHS on me......................... :)

sexyMILF1984

Thank you its about time you just mention what is most important,,,good luck to you!!!

Old is old. If you get horny looking at this over-the-hill chick and her pointing sideways tits, you're either over-the-hill yourself or a hopeless celebrity fanboy who'll fuck an aged skank just because she's got some screen credits. Pathetic. Be a man and score with a young, firm, tight chick.

She looks good to me!

@RoughDaddy, sherrie's ass is probably too tight for anal so what good is she really? The thing I'm still wondering is how long she's been dying to spit out all those words. Is there such a thing as oral constipation?

I just got a heart attack :)

Re: Sherrie and Rough Daddy

Just letting you know how much I enjoyed your verbal sparring. Sorry Rough Daddy, but I think Sherrie won. She is exceptionally articulate and, though, your arguments were not without merit, she whopped your a**.

Thanks though, it was entertaining!, and Teri Hatcher, ordinary boobs, attractive woman, too skinny but she seems nice.

Im glad #159 I refuse to go toe to toe, line for line with some lonely broad. It make me feel ball-less! you're clearly the rhodes scholar here you should take her on next time....

@#3:
Agreed. She's been topless in a couple movies and they're definitely NOT spectacular.

There's so much ignorance, misogyny, intolerance here. Hell, there used to be intelligent posters with an advanced sense of humour. Now, everyone just resorts to name-calling (I mean, pig-dog? Really? Only funny when the French dude from Monty Python says it in his out-ra-geous accent-teh).

What had me hooked first was the frivolous gossip and funny posts (which stopped at say, 2007 when the writer guy was replaced, again). I continued to come here to see what people really thought of the world, and for the occasional impassioned rant on a serious issue. Remember the KK Playboy Dec postings on feminism? That was excellent. Don't see those anymore.

We're just wasting each other's time here. Goodbye.

@13 - FAG SQUARED.

She looks damn good.

All you pathetic wankers talking trash better be praying to almighty Jesus that your wives/girlfriends/hookers look half as good at her age.

Hey!

About all this Sherrie arguing:

In comment #125: ."I actually heard that on Fox news, so I am pretty sure that is accurate." HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH. We KNOW she is smart now. I wonder if Miss Calfiornia said that when she was a guest host. And don't people on Fox News hate sex and all things 'dirty' and not Evangelical? They were probably attempting to damn you and other 'MILFs' to hell.

Also, you seem really proud of being a 'MILF.' And claim to be 24. Well, my idea of a 24 year old is as someone who is hot, single, and young, with a fresh body (not one 'recreated,' never to be the same due to pregnancy hormonal fluctuations widening of the hips, and expansions and deflations of the breats, through yoga). My idea of a MILF is someone in their mid-30s to their 40s, with kids who still happens to be hot. they were smart enough to enjoy their youth, not blow it on some kids and a husband. oh, and they are NEVER the ones wearing the "MILF" t-shirts of joking about being a MILF. they KNOW they are hot, so they just keep quiet about it.

not a fan too but still she looks very nice

I appreciate her dress selection and they way she is showing her confidence level is really admiring and would like to love her.

Fucking hot. Fucking fuckable. Fucking aye. Mah cawk approves.

This is how middle-aged women can look if they work for it, and lay off the cheeseburgers and frappaccinos. She takes care of herself and it shows.

Great suit too. Sexy. Stylish. Functional.

Ughhh nothing grosses me out more, or is more pathetic, than females who are "self-proclaimed" MILFs. You cannot say that you yourself are a MILF. So, you are a mom you'd like to fuck? You fuck moms? You're a motherfucker? If you're a MILF that means you want to fuck yourself, so, why don't you do us all a favor and go DO THAT. Fuck you you stupid clown bitch and fuck all pathetic desperate women who refer to themselves as MILFs to make themselves feel good. Fuck that. I bet you call yourself a "yummy mommy" too. *hurl*

Wow. Sherrie, you are obviously handicapped in some way. I shouldn't have picked on you.

Those titties are saggie but i'd still hammer it. And I mean HAMMER!!

Ok, this Sherrie who writes ridiculously long and tedious posts on superficial where nobody gives a C-R-A-P about her marital status, her sexual habits,number of children or body image.. I don't know what kind of a sick psychology you got to associate yourself with Teri Hatcher to the extent that you're trying to high-jack the replies section & make it about you- BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT!!! Ok read this part real slowly now.---> SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT. What I hate more than trolls are trolls with cunts like you. You sound desperate enough to be desperate in reality

Ugly.

Check out Cool Surface (with Robert Patrick from Terminator and X-Files) and Heaven something with Alec Baldwin.

She was in her prime and he tits were hanging

. I dont think they were ever spectacular without a bra.

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You "forgot how awesome those things are" because they were never and are not awesome. She's got saggy flappy pancake tits and it's obvious. Are you blind, man? Good god.

She looks great. I would TOTALLY hit it. LOL

Glad to see she is recovering from her anorexia. Remember those pics were she looked like a living scarecrow, jogging in the street in shorts?

Looks like she put on some weight, which has really helped out her face that's already been damaged by botox.

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