I don't really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn't been relevant since 1996. But then again, she's wearing a bikini. God, my life is hard.
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Reader Comments
1. YM - May 28, 2009 5:58 PM
I want to see that big scabby meatball again. FIrst!
2. It's Me Fuckers - May 28, 2009 5:58 PM
Jesus Christ. That's quite the ass shot.
3. Capt Stu - May 28, 2009 6:03 PM
And God bless her for doing so.
4. Candy - May 28, 2009 6:05 PM
Man these photos look disgusting.
can't you post the latest bikini pix of Avril? She looks way hotter.
5. WEEEEEEEE! - May 28, 2009 6:07 PM
Wow that's a great butt shot. That's the first shot I've seen of her that I actually clicked on. Ugh to the face and monster bolt-on boobies though.
6. Max Planck - May 28, 2009 6:07 PM
If they didn't fuck there would be a bounty on them.
7. gosyco - May 28, 2009 6:11 PM
Hooker Heels In The Sand
Jimmy Buffet song, right?
8. Randal - May 28, 2009 6:14 PM
Shauna, just wanted to say thanks for sending these to The FISH, loved your book and hope you continue to support your fans. The hat is a great addition to your personal style that many attempt to copy but somehow, just never get it right.
Randal
9. H.G. Wells - May 28, 2009 6:17 PM
It's like I put Pamela Anderson in my time machine and transported her back 10 years! Cheesy navel ring and all!
10. cherry - May 28, 2009 6:22 PM
She should really get her implants taken out, or replaced with some that are more in proportion with the rest of her. I'm about the same size as her (apart from the boobs) and I can't even imagine the strain of lugging those things around with me the whole time. They must be so heavy. How do you run or find a comfortable sleeping position with those things inside you?
11. Famous Plastic - May 28, 2009 6:30 PM
I love that she spends more time skanking up the beaches, then with her children. I guess kids don't like the beach...
12. Jackson - May 28, 2009 6:32 PM
I'd rather see her ass than wide hip fat ass Kim Kardaskank!
13. p0nk - May 28, 2009 6:34 PM
if that hat were just a few sizes larger, she might be fuckable.
14. me - May 28, 2009 6:39 PM
as long as I dont have to look at her freaky (altered by surgery) face she looks good everywhere else.
Pic #4 is amazing..........WOW
15. Frieda - May 28, 2009 6:49 PM
Her 'tits' are gross.
16. Bizarro Randal - May 28, 2009 7:02 PM
Shauna, just wanted to thank you for sending this to the Fish so people can beat off while looking at your ass. Furthermore, I was surprised you had a book. I didn't know you could read and write full sentences. Good for you! I hope you can count beyond 10 as well. The hat... the hat, that hat looks as good as an asshole right on my chin. We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
17. snackmix - May 28, 2009 7:03 PM
Heeeeere, piggy piggy piggy....
18. i m just sayin' - May 28, 2009 7:50 PM
We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
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Couldn't have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.
19. i m just sayin' - May 28, 2009 7:51 PM
We at the Fish are collecting donations to buy you a new pair of shoes.
Bizarro Randal
Couldn't have said it any better. Been a reader of Superficial for over 2 years and I do believe these are the only shoes she owns. Honestly, I have never seen her wear any other shoes EVER.
20. casualencounters.com/blog/ - May 28, 2009 7:55 PM
Gross fake tits are gross.
21. Zee Brat - May 28, 2009 8:14 PM
Man. Scroll back up and imagine that body without the fake tits. Skeleton. Gross. You know you have it bad when a terrible boob job actually improves your body image.
22. Kelley - May 28, 2009 8:15 PM
Her right tit is square-shaped ... woops !! I know she only owns one pair of shoes, but on the beach, too ? They are the tackiest things I've ever seen ...
23. Zee Brat - May 28, 2009 8:16 PM
P.S. That hot Prince of Persia boyfriend she has could do a lot better.
24. Kelley - May 28, 2009 8:16 PM
And I think the lip collagen police need to be called, lol !!
25. jimbob - May 28, 2009 8:26 PM
She has a no-fat, tiny perfect hourglass figure with a really do-able ass. Those fat lips are so kissably perfect and the those wonderful, round, high, firm perfect man-made tits complete a picture of one of the most attractive women I have ever seen in my life. If I saw her in person, I might come in my pants.
She is far and away the most attractive woman I have ever seen.
26. mikeock - May 28, 2009 8:28 PM
From behind, that ass actually looks decent.
27. Do FreeBird - May 28, 2009 8:35 PM
I'd fuck that. Yes I do believe I would.
28. Venom - May 28, 2009 8:49 PM
What is she going to do when she can no longer get child support checks?
29. John Sampres - May 28, 2009 8:59 PM
I love her.
30. John Sampres - May 28, 2009 9:00 PM
I love her.
31. i call 'em as I see 'em - May 28, 2009 9:37 PM
#25, you need to get out more...
seriously.
32. Beeotch - May 28, 2009 9:44 PM
I think I just threw up in my mouth
33. Narcissist - May 28, 2009 9:55 PM
Those shoes.
Covering her face with a hat might be a step in the right direction, though.
34. yuck - May 28, 2009 9:56 PM
#32, I agree, pass the pepto bismol...
*wretch*
Pictures of Shauna Sand should be given to induce vomiting...
35. eeewwwwww - May 28, 2009 10:00 PM
Every time I see this chick, I feel the need to wash everything around me, and then cover myself in antibacterial ointment.
36. GossipQueen - May 28, 2009 10:04 PM
OMG...I'd love to do this to some of these douchebags...and so would you!
37. GossipQueen - May 28, 2009 10:06 PM
OMG...I'd love to do this to some of these douchebags...and so would you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gPfQEnnuUk
38. Danny - May 28, 2009 10:08 PM
Really fine looking woman, but why on earth would anyone where those nasty-ass hooker heels to the beach? That's ridiculous.
39. Sport - May 28, 2009 11:02 PM
Literally the ONLY shoes she owns and wears.
40. anisa - May 29, 2009 12:00 AM
honestly. what the F is with the shoes.
41. IKE - May 29, 2009 12:28 AM
Now, can we send this SAME photographer after Kim Kardashian?
42. Randal Lover - May 29, 2009 12:32 AM
Ah Randal! I hadn't seen you post in a while! You are the only reason I check the comments! You're so funny!
43. gerard vandenberg - May 29, 2009 12:57 AM
I'm sure we must feel sorry now, folks!!
44. julia - May 29, 2009 1:08 AM
I feel sorry for her kids. What a fucking whore
45. Randy - May 29, 2009 1:11 AM
I don't feel sorry for her at all. There is not any kind of reason why we should have to resort to any kind of psychological abuse regarding her appearance.
Don't be haters...
46. celebs love me - May 29, 2009 1:31 AM
I don't know, her boobs and lips are ridiculous but the rest is pretty hot--it seems like anything she let the surgeons mess with looks awful but altogether a pretty fit girl. Just because she looks a certain way doesn't mean she's an asshole.
47. Valkyrja - May 29, 2009 2:19 AM
I too, love Randal. He' s SO out of place.
Some guys like this kind of look. I dont, who cares?
The shoes are so she gets even more attention, I mean that's pretty damn obvious.
In a few years, when her looks REALLY go down hill, she'll be just another bad boob job in the low self esteem graveyard.
The boyfriend may be hot, but he has shitty taste.
48. Galtacticus - May 29, 2009 7:08 AM
Hola!
49. Randal's Lover - May 29, 2009 7:20 AM
#42 I would suggest you get your eyes off my man honey. Bitch.
50. Gando - May 29, 2009 7:47 AM
She doesn't look comfortable with walking on stripperheels on sand.Luckily she has a hold on her boyfriend.
51. Aaron - May 29, 2009 7:58 AM
Awesome body...
52. mikeylikey - May 29, 2009 8:34 AM
Ugh on the face but I would bite her asshole!
53. RichPort's Ghost - May 29, 2009 8:43 AM
Apparently her lips are too swollen to get food into her mouth...
54. Deacon Jones - May 29, 2009 8:46 AM
You keep posting pictures of her FISH because you want to see how many times I have to call IT in one month asking for a new keyboard..
55. havoc - May 29, 2009 9:20 AM
Pic #4.....Open for Business.
Giggity Giggity....
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56. ROUGH daddy - May 29, 2009 9:36 AM
She should definitely teach a class at the learning annex to skinny girls who happen to have cellulite...
57. carrie - May 29, 2009 9:43 AM
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58. The Guy Behind The Guy - May 29, 2009 9:46 AM
This is making me gay.
59. someguyuy - May 29, 2009 10:35 AM
Did anyone notice she has the same camouflage and pink bikini as last year?
60. Crazy Oldie - May 29, 2009 11:15 AM
hot! I'd hit that and never quit that!!
all the fatties that hate her...Twinkes and watching Oprah is not going to get you any better looking....Shauna is fit
61. Lisa - May 29, 2009 11:17 AM
#59 LOL
Same fake purse and the same ugly Lucite shoes as last year. That hat is something new though? LOL
62. Joana - May 29, 2009 11:27 AM
She must be Jesus in a hooker disguise...! How can anyone walk on sand with those heels?! Is beach sand in the USA concrete-like?
63. livingjetlag - May 29, 2009 11:45 AM
So, what species has their boobs on the side, exactly?
64. Funeral Guy - May 29, 2009 12:29 PM
She is really heinous, but I'd throw her one doggy style.
65. chupacabra - May 29, 2009 12:54 PM
jesus christ, people, are you beginning to think those shoes are actually surgically attached to her feet too?
Like they were molten glass, and she put her feet in there and it stuck?
66. Krassy McKrass - May 29, 2009 1:00 PM
It appears she keeps the jungle down under in check.
67. netstarman - May 29, 2009 1:32 PM
It looks like shes shooting for the male role of Frankenstein with those shoes, Well she has the scars on her boobs with the inverted nipples. Her nipples look like Louisiana pork rinds. Just hers are a bit extra crispy.
68. Slashman3 - May 29, 2009 2:07 PM
Bizarro Randal is obviously a fan of Kill Bill.
69. she sucks schlongs - May 29, 2009 8:46 PM
Doesn't this braindead slut have a job? What does ol' "lucite heels" do for a living? She seems to be on permanent vacation. What's really sad is, showing off for the camera appears to be the only thing this woman has in her life. And that's just pathetic...
70. nicole - May 30, 2009 12:11 AM
That guy she's with is hot enough to distract me from the heinous tits and overwhelming skankiness, which is saying something. Second the poster who said he could do better.
71. Tina Feilds - May 30, 2009 8:46 AM
The guy with the long hair is making me WETTTT
72. Marj - May 30, 2009 8:49 AM
she is a classy lady. pure class and sophistication.
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73. joshesmama - May 31, 2009 4:38 PM
She would be pretty if she didn't wear her stripper shoes to the beach. Also, maybe she sould have done a little research on different plastic surgeons before she had her nasty bood job done. She looks like a stripper with her cheap boob job and sense of style.
74. mrmr - June 1, 2009 4:58 PM
i have no idea who this slore(super whore/slutty whore) is. but id love to motor boat....
with my penis.
#12 kim is just one of those thickums(which i like). but i see you like toothpicks. which is cool but this bitch needs to eat some meat....
yes, mine.
75. beat maker - June 4, 2009 11:56 AM
Wow...
76. online beat maker - September 23, 2009 10:37 AM
Very hot. But would rather see something a bit mare revealing. Like only wearing a sheen of sweat....LOL!
77. wowman - October 12, 2009 8:36 PM
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http://www.vividceleb.net/celeb-tapes/