May 27 2009Robert Pattinson shirtless on set of New Moon

Que pale.

don't care

The funny thing is that if he wern't in that pittiful movie, the throngs of 14 year olds wouldn't be fingering themselves to him daily. What makes this guy attractive? Is it because he's the flavor of the moment? If he were a normal, non-celebrity, this guy wouldn't get a single phone number.
Live it up while you can. The ride will soon be over for you.

Why are there dots all over him?

#4 : pretty sure the dots are used to track motion for layering in cgi effects (the diamond skin)

From the neck down, it's all good. From the neck up... bears too strong a resemblance to Benecio Del Toro, and that's not okay. That said, I'd still be all over that, but only in reverse cowgirl because Del Toro gives me the creeps.

Thanks for the pic. Never heard of him or the movie and I hope he never gets fat.

as a straight woman, i'd rather see some breasts than that spangly twat

......alright then.

@3 i think he's fit DESPITE the fact that he's in twilight

strange, he looks better shirtless.... hmmm.... X-D
Otherwise, all of the pics I have seen of him previously, didn't do it for me. I didn't get the whole craze about this guy, but without the shirt on... now thats a little tasty morsel indeed. Except he's probably not circumsized. eewwww!! I once dated a guy from Dublin, hung like a horse, but with a turtle neck. eeek! listen men, we like it better cut!! just sayin. please continue ogling.

Um...I'm ready. Thank you god for this one. I'll take it.

Guy looks like a fag yo.

Omg. Yum.

Personally, I would notice him even if he weren't in Twilight. I think he's gorgeous and again personally, I don't quite understand why commenters would waste their own time if they are just going to diss him. Just seems silly to me.

Regardless, I find him gorgeous. His body is buff without being gross, I actually like pale skin on certain guys and his eyes are dead sexy. Plus, in interviews with him, he seems like someone I would actually find approachable and fun to talk to, unlike many celebs.

"Um...I'm ready. Thank you god for this one. I'll take it."

Wow. You're thinking God over shirtless pictures? If there is a God, I don't think God cares about you touching yourself. It amazes me that people actually pray to God and thank God for something so trivial. Thanking God for these pictures is like thanking God for taking a dump.

he makes my cornhole throb

Remember Daniel Radcliffe? Of course you don't. This guy will be forgotten with in a year. Also.... lol at the person who said he is buff. He is probably 5'10 140lbs. He is not buff, 95% of college guys who go bar hopping would break that twig in half.

@16, my grandmother -- may she RIP -- used to thank God for her morning visits to the bathroom. why not thank God for all the little blessings in life? if it makes you happy, why not thank the almighty for giving us the things that give us joy... or in my grandma's case, relief.

Funny today! : D Nice pelvis, Pattinson.

#18, I wouldn't mind trying to break his twig in my half...

I get down on my belly for him in an instant.

@e-rock: Intact penises (penii?) are the way to go, and over 80% of the men in the world are intact by the way, with no complaints from us international women. I'd much rather enjoy a whole penis than a keratinized, de-sensitized 'compact' model that has fewer functions. ;-)

I think he's delicious. And I'm so fucking tired of people saying he's pale. He is supposed to be that pale because of the character. All the actors of the Twilight movies have to avoid the sun and on top of that have to wear heavy makeup to give them milky white skin.

Nice looking. Nothing special.

Thank you, Superficial Writer! Thank you. Why, yes, I am a girl...How did you know? ::puzzlement::

@19 LMAO that cracked me up, it reminds me of my grandma "Gloria Dios!" LOL!

-and don't hate on me but I only find him attractive as the Vamp, seeing him in normal pics is like ..meh...

---Oh gawd I'm such a loser! >.<

How the heck can girls and women get so excited over a guy that doesn't take baths? Gee.

This guy is not hot. I don't get it. Good movie though (Twilight)!

Quit posting pictures of dudes. That is all.

this guy is gross. i think everyone needs to get over it and move on. he's overrated.

#16

Right. Like that poster is seriously praying to god. WTF is wrong with you? I mean, besides your mental retardation?

#28

Hm. How can people be just as infatuated with cartoonish tits etc? Golly.

#27 I agree, only as Edward is he attractive. I think Pattinson is too hairy.

Well this certainly does nothing to quash the stereotype about pale Brits.

Or maybe he's just a racist son of a bitch and wants to be as white as possible.

he is yummy...and I'm not 12

you fucking weird Americans are the ones who are circumcised you, Muslims and Jews yes Pattinson won't have had his foreskin snipped off, won''t have the lack od sensitivity that having it removed brings, WOW poor Pattinson doesn't please some ugly American bitch - WOE is HIM I am sure - NOT!!

Puh lease! back by popular demand? Ill let you into a little secret, chics are into what guys are into...ill bet this post wont reach 90post in 24 hours...

fucking pan face

Thanks Superficial Guy-now I know your up on whats goin on in the world today---and to all you haters???????? WHAT THE FUCK????? If anyone has read the books or seen the movie Rob is hot because he OOOOZZEESS Sexuality! This guy is so NOT arrogant or cocky-he is completely embarrassed of all this attention and it makes him even MORE appealing! And he's supposed to be white cuz he's a blood sucking vampire-and Ever hear of Jim Morrison? thats who Rob should play next.....

If you hate him then don't fucking click on his picture you major league douche bags! Go back and stare at your hot "Cameron Diaz's or Justin Timberlakes" and leave the Rob lovers alone!

i want him on top of me.

I'm not a young teenage girl and yet I think he's super hot. Thanks for the pics. ;)

Oh the naughty things i wanna do to him.. Thank you for posting these delicious pictures.

I like how they air brushed his ab muscles onto him..The guy is a twig and can't act.

He is so hot. I would suck him all nite.

DO NOT WANT

He`s sexy!!

I'd fuck the shit out of him.

Gorgeous.

@39 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... .... ... AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

:'D that was fun.. ok, go back to your little corner, listening to tokyo hotel and hoping for edward to appear at your window, off you go!!

Jesus Christ on a stick, those shoes are UGLY!

Thank you! I love this post! I want more Rob Pattinson pictures/Twilight pictures!

I wondered the same thing, #4.

Plus, I bet he's smelly.

Uh, hello? He's British. That's why he's pale.

looks like a neanderthal.

Is this a sad attempt to get 14 year old girls to look at this site??? For shame Fish, for shame. By the way, Brooke Hogan is a sexier man than Rob P.

It's not airbrushed you fucking moron. Those are his real abs. LOL not so smart are you :P

ooohh! this is great.. its a such a beautiful scene in the book too... really romantic... :)
dont know why the story and atmosphere of the books are so envolving but they sure are, it was almost impossible to think of something else while i was reading it.. and i finished the whole series of books in less than two weeks! dangerous stuff... im glad im done so i can do smtg else with my days now..lol
he is actually seriously attractive! a perfetc match to the character..

@44 & 47 you took the words right out of my mouth

His abs could do better.He's holding his breath.

He's pale cause he's playing a vampire. hot!

lol i didnt even see # 8's when i wrote my previous comment....

Amazing... a vampire who sucks cock...

@ #36- Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Ugly American? You don't me. Can't people make a silly post on here without bashing people just to make themselves feel more signficant? What an asshole. Btw, Im not ugly, and sure as hell don't need some stuck up arrogant asshole like yourself to validate that for me. Now go find a sense of humor or a personality. Good luck with that.

not bad fish - its a step in the right direction i guess...
but its still gonna take a lot more to please us ladies, and to make up for the ridiculous amount of bullshit bikini posts and plastic tits u guys have been putting up over the past few months!
btw i coulda sworn that in the good ol days (a year ago) this site's main thing was humorous posts about celebrity shenanigans - with a little bikini bullshit on the side, not the other way around!

i would eat this guy alive.

@ 36...well I'd rather be a weird American that understands hygene and good dentistry, not to mention indoor plumbing. If that makes us weird, welcome to the real world bitch!!

Sounds like you have smegma issues....then again isn't that a British county? Ask Robert.

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#57, I wonder if words are the only thing taken out of your mouth...

(sorry, but you left yourself open for that one)

tee hee ; )

Oooooo, thanks fish! One my favourites!
I read the site cause it's funny, but some tasty guys to balance out all the bikini pics are always welcome.

He's soo hot. I would ride him like a pony :-o

OMG, I'm blind!! Help me get that touchscreen installed before I go to Kink.com

i would mash that up

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I watched the movie,TWILIGHT,while I was on a Cruise.I'm all about Vampire
Flicks,but this movie is so...nothing ! Am I missing something that happens in the movie ? I don't understand why the film is such a hit and why the public is so taken by it. Robert Pattinson's portrayal was so...empty. The Girl too. The story line lacked interest and bored me...I wanted to like it and as I said,I'm a huge fan of anything Vampire,but I just didn't it. I'm glad I saw the movie for free on the Cruise !

I thought he was much better as Cedric Diggory...