May 28 2009Robert Pattinson shirtless-ness continues

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mmmmmm I'd eat his man-twat out on the way to MY home baby! His nuts would be flat and empty once this dick diva gave him some a Daddy's little girll with a peckers love!
MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMM!

wonderful

They are both funny lookin..

Oh they look cute together! Nicer than Paris and Doug, that's fo sho!

i thought he was cute when he was cedric back in the day, but i'm so put off by all this twilight vampire shit that i think he's pretty repulsive now.

I'd fuck his brains out.

why someone would think he is hot is beyond me... all i can say is ewwwwwwwww

I'd fuck him.

last photo is priceless... what a hottieeeee! (barf barf barf)

He is really fine. He can do anything to me.

B-O-R-I-N-G

Guy's a fag yo. Would get his ass kicked if he went to a college party.

....well, he may get his ass kicked, but he'd leave with your girlfriend.

Good god, he's sexy. Thank's for throwin us a...bone...Fish.

....well, he may get his ass kicked, but he'd leave with your girlfriend.

Good god, he's sexy. Thank's for throwin us a...bone...Fish.

just vomited in my mouth

*oops, double post. Guess 'ol Robbie Pat just gets my fingers too excited.

I want him to want me. I need him to need me.

Hopefully this passes quickly as the vampire Lestat hubbub with Anne Rice!

I love him!

It was only a matter of time that the big money making actors of old like Tom, Brad and Arnold stepped down to the new and upcoming younger actors that are a huge draw in the industry.

Robert is one of many that not only shakes the entertainment industry to its knees but also the ladies.

Randal

i'm totally with you #18-Amy.

Totally doable!!!

I would do everything to him.

90% of all teenage boys look exactly like this with there shirts off.....I don't see what the big deal is with guy, He's not that good looking and rumor has it that he dosent bathe.

STILLl DO NOT WANT. Two fug stoned looking teen idols. Woo.

I'd like to see Randal's head shoved up Mr Twilight's ass.

In the interest of SCIENCE I would like to know why people claim to find this man attractive.

Those stating their attraction, please provide a detailed breakdown of why you find this person sexy.

10bux says it's just the character and any fuggo playing him would have teh ladies all HOT AND BOTHERED.

I did enjoy him as Cedric, hes still cute but not tear off your panties and jump on his face attractive.

mmm I'd give a hand job just for some of those Olive Garden breadsticks. I don't care too much for Pattinson though...he INSISTS upon himself.

28- i think thats why, i read the first book...just to see what all the craz was about.... wellllll i gotta say its the worst book i have read to this date.
im being honest, i dont know how people compare this to harry potter... harry potter you can learn some lessons and its fun to read (even for the haters)

but this is total SHIT!.. girls reading this are getting unrealistic images of a relationship. i even heard for girls DUMPING BF cuz they want them to be more like edward.

i wonder what would have happen if depp played the part? niccce

Painted abs? Meh.

Oh.

Good looking.

I don't understand his appeal...or the girl's for the matter? I keep reading articles saying that the Twilight movies have the most beautiful cast ever assembled. I just don't see it...and the lead chick...she's just...not attractive. At all.

Can anyone explain the appeal concerning either and/or any of them?

I like how they air brushed his ab muscles on..the guy is a flimsy twig!

A scientific explanation of why he's so hot? Shit, no problem:

1. FACE
2. Hair
3. He's funny
4. Great Musician
5. Sings like an American blues singer
6. He's British
7. He's not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he's the greatest motherfucker in the world.

I could go on and on and on.

A scientific explanation of why he's so hot? Shit, no problem:

1. FACE
2. Hair
3. He's funny
4. Great Musician
5. Sings like an American blues singer
6. He's British
7. He's not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he's the greatest motherfucker in the world.

I could go on and on and on.

Yes, they airbrushed his abs, however the abs are also actually there. It's kinda hard to see the definition without a little help when you're covered in blinding white body make-up.

Wowza!

no ass at all

Uh, #37- There is no "blinding white" body make-up on him. (nor airbrushing of abs, for that matter- the definition is all his...) You said it yourself- he's British. It's spring. He's been working. These are the answers to why he is blindingly white, my friend...

And once again with another Twilight post I question the target demographic of this site and I also question when it was that women started talking like horny men on the internet?
What are those dots all over him? Is it so they can add shitty sparkle effects?

To #40:

If you don't think or cannot see that those abs are definitely painting on then you're a complete moron, idiot, fucktard! Jeez, get your fucking eyes checked. He has no muscle tone.

OMG...I'd love to do this to this dumb asses...and so would you!

#37-VERY well said- " He's not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he's the greatest motherfucker in the world" - point on.

I have licked my computer screen several times today because of these pics-and who gives a fuck whether he's got a shirt on or not-this guy IS SMOKIN SEXY HOT! And I'm a 41 yr old college grad thats been married 14 yrs-this guy has brought the sex appeal back to hollywood thats been lost since James Dean and Jim Morrison...holy effin smokes!

#37-VERY well said- " He's not one of those douchebag hollywood actors looking in the mirror every 30 seconds and thinking he's the greatest motherfucker in the world" - point on.

I have licked my computer screen several times today because of these pics-and who gives a fuck whether he's got a shirt on or not-this guy IS SMOKIN SEXY HOT! And I'm a 41 yr old college grad thats been married 14 yrs-this guy has brought the sex appeal back to hollywood thats been lost since James Dean and Jim Morrison...holy effin smokes!

Wow,its pretty evenly divided between delicious/disgusting. I don't see how anyone could look at him and think that he's disgusting. He's not the best looking guy out there but not bad , plus, I love his personality. From interviews and such, he seems so down to earth and funny and I'm loving his accent. I'll give him a thumbs up. Getting sick of Twilight already though, some people are so manic about it, its scary!!

*squeals*

Mmmmm yeah!

Look at that guys! That's a man most women love!

Not.....

Mr. balding-old-pot-belly
Mr.I-watch-tv-all-day and criticize-the-asses-of-celebrities
Mr.I'm-on-steroids-and-think-all-women-love-me-for-it !

He is delicious....

oh my god i want to fuck him so badly.
the urge is over whelming me right now.

Fish, you can keep it up with the Pattinson pics. Love you long time!

Mmm. He's fantastic, but Bella is fug.

I cant get enough. He's so yummy. xoxo

No....wait....delicious. xoxo

Anyone else notice the size of that boy's shoes?

Seriously... I bet Robert Pattinson is like the new Milton Berle, only BIGGER.

All homosexuals and even some hetero-girls like this picture.
but let's be honest: IT ARE THA FAGGOTS WHO DO IT, folks!!

I don't mean to be negative but all I can think about when I look at these shots is previous reports that he doesn't like to shower and smells awful. I don't care how hot a guy is, if he stinks, that's a deal breaker (ladies). Also, has anyone noticed his moles....connect the dots anyone?

Seriously, the chick has some curves... Guy? what guy?... lol

Just to let you all know...the abs and chest are airbrushed on

Move Rob aside...I want to see more of Kristen's ass...sweet lord

That ass isn't airbrushed

i never understood why men feel obligated to comment below pictures of women, today i do! that guy makes me want to stay in bed all day

dude
he totally ruined the movie . the chick is plain but cute at least..
hes just . sLFKJASLFKJAS%!
gross

OH MAN GAHHHHHHHHD. I came.

@ all you guys who say he's a fag:

I would rough-fuck the homo right out of him. multiple times. and then some more just because he's in fucking twilight...

hmmm...I didn't think I was into him, but I must admit I was quite turned on by these pix!! He's looking really good, I wanna see the movies now ;)

Has he been standing here shirtless,teeth chattering,all night? I'll guess the girl came to warm him up.

Amazing how many of you ladies have yet to mature past 14...

Teeth chattering is a good way to keep the vampire teeth sharp.

LOL
"its some hoes in this house" - joe budden

For the record, I think Robert Pattinson was MUCH hotter playing the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He was so hot and his hair was not this greasy.

Sincerely,

One stone cold nappy headed hoe! aka HoneyBee

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He is only hot to 12 year olds. and god knows why. Maybe they're all blind?

LOLING HARD @ Bree

His skin is white, translucient and moley. I've read he stinks 'cause he doesn't shower, and his "brooding" look sorta' resembles the cro-magnon look or the look of "DUH...dum-dee-dum". That's suppose to be "hot"??

Sweet KISS! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___T a l l m i n g l e . C O M___ ,really?

What kind of SICK FUCK wants to see 14 year olds making out?

is it just me or does he have more moles/freckles over his body than should be humanly possible? I wouldn't have a clue, but maybe it has something to do with the story? Maybe Mormopires (see what i did there?) have moles that power their mormopire-sparkly-in-the-sunlight power? I'm so confused.

DO. NOT. WANT.
Really? Why does everyone think he's so gorgeous?
He's a three, at best.

LOL@40.

The British aren't all blindingly white. Some are even orange.

Hot.

the post by auto-spammer carrie is one of the funniest things i've ever read. Somehow.. I just can't help it ???? watch your behavior ???

by the way Ananana, I can't work out if you're a deluded man, or a deluded woman

Some of you people are little slow, so I will explain. The dots are to sensor his movements for CGI-diamonds they will put on his skin thru special effects. Those are NOT MOLES. Silly people.
He is hot, hot, and HOT in these pics. But it seems like he is only hot without his shirt on. I see pics of him with his shirt on, not so much. 50/50 here. in other words, he should always be shirtless. just me? continue ogling.

I never found him to be particularly hot but these photos are convincing me otherwise. Perhaps its the sensible shoes...

i would think since the guy has ice cold hands any time he touched her back she would jump a little bit.. like startled.. that's how it works for me..... movies... so unrealistic..... hot or not who cares... that guy's getting more ass than you could imagine.. good for him =)

I've given up trying to pretend he's not sexy. He broke me.

Now, what I'd like to know is - are they fucking off screen too?

SHE'S pretty, but a little awkward. She always plays some awkard/uncomfortable role (EVEN IN LIFETIME MOVIES lol). He's just...I don't know...just not appealing to the eyes. Well, at least not MY eyes anyway. I just want to scream, HOLY MOLY when I see him.

#79 Ohhh! Then I take back my HOLY MOLY comment! Hahaha! You're so smart :)

Fucking clown shoes...

both of them should die!!!!! i hate them those fucktards total ruined the twilight series. i love the book's but i will never watch another movie about twilight

too #25
Ha! i wish 90% of teenagers looked like that!

Watch Out!
She's about to knee you right in your nads!

Watch Out!
She's about to knee you right in your nads!

Watch Out! She's about to knee you right in your nads!

okay i pushed the button to many times

i used to hate him but seeing them like that is soo cute

#37 and #45-I'm so with you on this one. Especially re: sense of humor. He absolutely knows how screwed up this Twilight mess is, and rolls his eyes at it. I loved him in 'Harry Potter" (I thought he was more watchable and interesting than Daniel Radcliffe-sorry dude), and he's one of the only reasons to watch 'Twilight'. Heaven knows it isn't Kristen Stewart-bless her, she's baked on a regular basis, and has a terrible attitude.

He's a little young for me at forty, but I'd still do him. Repeatedly. And yeah I'm a female. Sorry if I offended anyone by talking like a guy, but what a surprise! I love sex! Wow, who knew women liked sex? And that they had opinions?(BTW there would be an extra hand job, or ANY sexual act, to stay the hell OUT of Olive Garden, are you listening Rob?).

okay for real, i need a few moments to myself..

myyy god, he's stunning

HOLY MOLEY BACK, BATMAN!

I'm 23. I hate Twilight. That being said i would fuck his brains out. He doesnt even need to bring me to olive garden.
I love his pastiness. mmm.

Some people just should not be allowed to take off the shirts.

I only needed to get to picture #6 to confirm my answer of no, as in no way jose, there are men far hotter than him. I agree with whoever said he's a three at best.

#37,45,93 = Samefag

Honestly Outside Of Twilight Hes Gross. His Hair Is A Mess And He Looks Sick. Ew. And Twilight Isnt Much Better. I Really Dont Understand Why Its So Great. But Hey! Dorky Girls Can Get Sparkly Vampires Any Day!

For God's sake.
Firstly, No, he is not covered in tons of moles. The dots are there to indicate where to put the CGI diamond effect on his body.
Secondly, he HAS to be palid as fuck, he's a vampire. All the vampires in this film have to extremely pale.
Thirdly, I have met him in person, and he is completely stunning. His bone structure, the eyes, the toned but not overly muscular body, everything. Also he seems like a very genuine and talented guy.
Stop hating.

Rawr! <3 I'd tap that, with or without the moles (since someone said they're dots for CGI stuff). ;)

Dots for CGI are brightly coloured, usually green or blue - not brown. Brown too easily blends into the background and can get confused with natural freckles. Seriously guys, go look up a video on youtube of someone doing the tracking for Golem on LOTR or something similar. This isn't hard. These are not "those" dots. Has anyone here EVER worked with design and CGI...?

That said, tons of people of European descent have moles like that - it's really common. My husband has them, too. As do many of my (white) friends.

I would happily give him a handy J at the local Olive Garden .... as long as more appearances of his peen in the evening were promised

I would happily give him a handy J at the local Olive Garden .... as long as more appearances of his peen in the evening were promised

i would think since the guy has ice cold hands

this movie is going to be friking awsome

"he'll take you to Olive Garden without expectations of a handjob on the ride home"

I do like his down to earth personality...and his humbleness. Yet a quiet confidence. Those make him attractive!

I think the dots are there for computer anitmate graphics that will be laid over his skin (sparkles, etc). Those do look weird!

You do know his abs are painted right? Focus...focus...why yes, they painted on definition lines. Tacky. Plus I agree with a few other realistic posters on here - he does stink according to everyone. Hmmm. The two of them will probably never land decent acting jobs again after this because they'll always be Bella & Edward. Stink and paint...hmmm...not so much.

I went to Italy and was an extra on this set, I watched this scene happen! It was fun! Rob was So hot in person!!!!!

I don't give a flying fuck about Twilight or Daylight or fucking Midnight or whatever the fuck it's called but..HOLY GODS THE BODY ON THAT MAN! I wouldn't kick him outta bed for eatin' crackers!

I finger my ass over him ... zomg delicious piece of A GRADE MANLY FUCK MEAT

please robert and kristen you love robert ohohoh mmmmmmmmmmm oooo

I love you robert and kristen and I.m missyou so much

he look like brad pitt 555