Phoebe Price in a bikini
I still have no clue who or what a Phoebe Price is, but notice how that didn't stop me from posting pics of her in a bikini at Cannes. I'm not one to brag, but a lesser man would've shat himself, ran home crying then failed to satisfy a woman. I only did the last part because I drown myself in manliness. -- I should rewrite that.

Reader Comments
1. Dubya - May 24, 2009 2:25 PM
She's trying too hard! not hot at all....sorry hun....
2. billyboy - May 24, 2009 2:26 PM
wreeeeeetch, I'd rather look at week old roadkill
3. zach - May 24, 2009 2:27 PM
She's almost as hot as Reda.
4. antoine bugleboy - May 24, 2009 2:28 PM
nice, she does her best to look skanky while wearing many ridiculous hats.
also - is that nipple peaking out in pic #5?
5. mafme - May 24, 2009 2:31 PM
We get it, you have a sucker, you're trying to make a statement about your love of fellatio.
6. J - May 24, 2009 2:33 PM
I'm not into clown porn.
7. Dan - May 24, 2009 2:34 PM
sixth
8. Adam Cutter - May 24, 2009 2:40 PM
I'm smack my man junk into her many holes.
9. RD - May 24, 2009 2:41 PM
She is totally hot. But I too have no idea who she is.
10. g_girl - May 24, 2009 2:45 PM
Old-looking, ginger, out of shape and... its not Lindsay?
11. Daddyoh - May 24, 2009 2:46 PM
This Price isn't Right!
She's just not that hot....not that I wouldn't do her...but she's a long way from the other Price! Katie!
-Daddyoh
12. GossipCrunch - May 24, 2009 2:48 PM
Is too much thin. Not my type.
13. superstar - May 24, 2009 2:49 PM
#10 if that's not in-shape, then what is? An anorexic girl?
14. Sammy Shank - May 24, 2009 2:50 PM
She's beat. Next.
15. Faust - May 24, 2009 2:53 PM
I like how last night's money shot has dried to a nice, crusty, yellow-brown all over her chest and arms.
16. J - May 24, 2009 2:59 PM
I wouldn't pay for tht red headed hooker shyt.
17. Sharz - May 24, 2009 3:06 PM
#13, there is a big difference between thin and in shape. She has no muscle tone. She's what buff thin people like to call "skinny fat".
18. mike - May 24, 2009 3:12 PM
-looks like some old fart got out his camera and took snapshots of his not so hot wife
19. Kukore - May 24, 2009 3:19 PM
Those freckles make me wanna cut one of my balls off. Oh wait, i only have one in my sack.
20. Jenny - May 24, 2009 3:20 PM
Seriously? Her body looks great. Some people are just jerks no matter what.
Personally, I prefer thin, but soft girls. I don't like girls who are too toned. I don't want to hold someone who's rock hard! But not fat, either.
21. fee - May 24, 2009 3:45 PM
PICTURES #9-11
The lady in the background looks dead. and like she was posed a la Weekend At Burny's.
I have no opinion about the red head.
22. lawlalalwl - May 24, 2009 3:55 PM
Classic daywalker....
23. Crazy Oldie - May 24, 2009 3:58 PM
she knows how to suck a knob...so I like her.
24. ROUGH--observes human behavior - May 24, 2009 4:06 PM
Her crotch, her crotch are on fire! I heard the reason she went to cannes is to put the flame out of her crotch,,,who the hell is this skank and what does she do...?
25. Stuey - May 24, 2009 4:36 PM
Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Athletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.
26. SlowMonkey - May 24, 2009 4:36 PM
How many Johns did she have to screw to (1) get an invitation to Cannes (2) have the money to go to Cannes and (3) be allowed on the relevant peoples' beach?
27. Stuey - May 24, 2009 4:39 PM
Nice vein roadmap on that hip. I agree with whoever said shes skinny fat. Atletic is sexy, not fat over a skeleton.
28. Stuey - May 24, 2009 4:41 PM
athletic, sorry
29. Keithypoo - May 24, 2009 5:02 PM
I just want to go on the record here and say that there are quite a few "haters" in the comments section with terrible grammar, and you, my dear friends, should not be allowed to breath, and would probably fuck anything with a pulse anyway. (*cough* #8, 12, 24 *cough*) Ah shit. Swine flu....from stupidity.
30. gary - May 24, 2009 5:04 PM
Ewwww look at those arms!!! Barf
31. larry - May 24, 2009 5:10 PM
Use SPF 60 on your arms bitch!
32. liek o m g - May 24, 2009 5:13 PM
id like to point out the woman having a stroke in the chair behind her.
33. granuaile - May 24, 2009 5:26 PM
Well she has good taste in bikinis... but that is the extent of nice things I can say about this. Who is she, anyway? And how OLD is she? Judging by the age she appears to be, she should be far past the time where suckers and hooker boots on the beach are acceptable.
34. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - May 24, 2009 6:18 PM
I am a lesbian & I wouldn't have a go, I like the hair but too skinny and trying way too hard.
35. Gando - May 24, 2009 6:26 PM
She's just doing what many girls are doing in Cannes right now.Trying to get in the cameras.She has a great natural look!
36. Nero - May 24, 2009 6:31 PM
I bet in exchange for a movie role you can bone her!
37. Angela - May 24, 2009 6:46 PM
@ Keithypoo:
Before you start complaining about other peoples grammar and writing style, please reconsider. Your post is one long run on sentence. I agree that some of these people are haters. I just do not see how correcting their mistakes when your post is filled with them can be beneficial to your cause.
Also, on a general note. I have no issue with her body or appearance. I have a issue with women like her. The ones who are crazed for publicity. She is down right obnoxious. Anyone who intentionally poses for slutty shots for a profit (other than porn artists, Playboy models, etc) I just can not respect. Either go into soft porn, or be a actress. She annoys me. Maybe she is a porn star I just do not recognize her? lol
I rather remain as disgustingly fat as I am now than look like her. More to life than bodies and looks. She carries herself with absolutely no self respect. She is a joke.
38. Ecoli - May 24, 2009 6:55 PM
I'm looking at the face and thinking, hmm OK......, lower my eyes and nearly barf. That's worse than Hohan.
39. Fred - May 24, 2009 7:01 PM
I would like to ejaculate inside of her.
40. ROUGH--observes human behavior - May 24, 2009 7:37 PM
I do have "terrible grammar" would you like to follow me around the superficial boards and correct them #29? and how in the hell would you know i would bang anything with a pulse? I have the feeling youve been talking out of your ass for a long time its time to stop poo!
41. Boogeyman King Dong - May 24, 2009 8:37 PM
I'm planning to make a new movie named;Two coconuts and a palmtree in Cannes.You're getting in bones,if you're an actress you can contact me here on this site.
42. Victoria - May 24, 2009 8:43 PM
veiny, so awfully veiny with grossly freckled arms, and absolutley not toned at all. It must be a slow day cuz this chick is not hot at all.
43. macmuffin - May 24, 2009 8:45 PM
jesus christ it's like somebodys grandma is coming on to me and no matter how much I tell her I'm not into it she's just convinced I'm playing hard to get
44. jlylec - May 24, 2009 10:20 PM
old ugly ginger bitch can piss off
45. Ricardo - May 24, 2009 10:31 PM
doesnt she know all these other hos are photoshopped....get "the works" girl!!
46. Maria - May 24, 2009 10:43 PM
Okay - who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I've never seen her in anything.
47. Maria - May 24, 2009 10:43 PM
Okay - who is Phoebe Price and why is she famous? Or more specifically, IS she famous? I've never seen her in anything.
48. Some Girl - May 24, 2009 11:21 PM
She's cute, but desperate for attention and that's a turn-off to normal people. She's not fat, she's not anorexic, she has freckles (big freakin deal), who cares?
49. teehee - May 25, 2009 12:37 AM
Wow, went to her personal webpage (because really, who the hell is she?!) and she shows off all of her press appearances. The best part? Its all making fun of her. (http://www.phoebeprice.com/press_zoom_2006.php?pic_num=2006_lifestyle_nov2.jpg)
50. gerard vandenberg - May 25, 2009 12:44 AM
what should you do?
WEARING TROUSERS AT 95 DEGREES?
51. samburinya - May 25, 2009 12:55 AM
Como diria Gabriel Celaya :
"NI MÁS NI MENOS
Son tus pechos pequeños,
son tus ojos confusos,
lo que no tiene nombre
y no comprendo, adoro.
Son tus muslos largos
y es tu cabello corto;
lo que siempre me escapa
y no comprendo, adoro.
Tu cintura, tu risa,
tus equívocos locos,
tu mirada que burla
y no comprendo, adoro.
¡Tú que estás tan cerca!
¡Tú que estás tan lejos!
Lo que beso, y no tengo,
y no comprendo, adoro. "
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54. Mole - May 25, 2009 4:17 AM
AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! It's the freckle monster.
55. S. - May 25, 2009 8:45 AM
She's a pretty lady with a nice figure and gorgeous hair. She'd do better not to do those ridiculous poses though.
56. S. - May 25, 2009 8:45 AM
She's a pretty lady with a nice figure and gorgeous hair. She'd do better not to do those ridiculous poses though.
57. Bill - May 25, 2009 8:50 AM
Chick needs an arm transplant
58. Jackson - May 25, 2009 11:34 AM
I'd rather see this chick than fat ass wide hips Kim Kardaskank!
59. Meream - May 25, 2009 12:40 PM
She's at Cannes, too? Seriously, that festival is losing credibility.
60. Hash - May 25, 2009 1:50 PM
I'd let her suck on my lollypop any day of the week.
61. sam - May 25, 2009 2:01 PM
Yeah, she's an attention whore who hasn't really done anything. Never the less, she is prancing around France on a beach in a bikini, going to parties and mingling with real celebrities. And I bet most of you, like me, aren't going to any beach (much less one in France), we feel like shit in a swimsuit, the social highlight of the week is a trip to Walmart, and we waste our time hating ourselves and slamming people on celebrity blogs in an attempt to make our miserable selves feel a little better.
Sucks, doesn't it?
62. Buster_Gonad - May 25, 2009 2:29 PM
Good Lord...
Fish belly white with rusting arm Is the new black then?
63. EuroNeckPain - May 25, 2009 3:19 PM
@#61: nope, I do go to a beach in France every other day. And there is no Walmart here.
And everyone is wearing a speedo or a bikini. Or rather, a monokini.
Hey, that's why she has to wear a sailor hat and big black stripper boots. Otherwise, nobody would notice her. She looks very common.
64. K - May 25, 2009 4:07 PM
"Keithypoo," it's "breathe," not "breath." Ugh. Grammar matters, yes, but what about spelling? Oh, and um, *cough.*
65. K - May 25, 2009 4:10 PM
"Keithypoo," it's "breathe," not "breath." Ugh. Grammar matters, yes, but what about spelling? Oh, and um, *cough.*
66. todd - May 25, 2009 5:18 PM
if a girl wears all ed hardy, is she known as a "douchebagette"?
67. Asta Charles - May 25, 2009 7:26 PM
Going to Cannes is one thing. Having to pay to go yourself is quite another. This looks to be one of those unfortunate situations.
68. Someone who knows better - May 25, 2009 8:15 PM
She's like some Z list celebrity who's been trying to become famous for over a decade and is the biggest publicity whore! No one knows who she is and she always just shows up to events in the hopes of getting photographed or noticed by someone.
What really intrigues me is where she comes up with the money to "look the part” of a celebrity and actually make her way to these parties & events etc...
Miss Price if you're reading up on yourself please do enlighten us...
69. Randal - May 25, 2009 8:26 PM
Phoebe, I would marry you. I live in Orange County. Call me!
70. Someone who knows better - May 25, 2009 8:28 PM
Anyone else notice how you can't find anything on her in regards to her age? I'm guessing she's in her mid 40's but hiding it well thanks to a lot of plastic surgery
71. violet - May 25, 2009 8:52 PM
don't troll randal you fuck.
72. Marty Maraschino - May 25, 2009 9:13 PM
Oh Pheobe, you are fabulous! I love seeng a true first class fame whore who has not caved into sylists etc. So fun to watch your antics! You deserve your title miss Hot Babe of the Millenium! Honestly I wish this (yes desperate - but at least she is following her dream and doesnt give up) gal will finally land some real film work...any!
73. Narcissist - May 26, 2009 4:07 AM
Not a flattering picture of her:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/23/phoebe-the-price-is-so-wrong/
74. ROUGH Daddy - May 26, 2009 8:20 AM
@ 73 Wow thank god there wasnt any wind at cannes, you know you must cover up when you ass and thighs are wave-ly in-sync with the wind...what a flutter ass!
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76. IRInU - May 26, 2009 9:07 AM
@21 - good catch - I too was more intrigued by the corpse. Is this wrong?
77. Narcissist - May 26, 2009 10:58 PM
Hopefully she's really enjoying all this cam whoring stuff, because I doubt it will substantially further her celebrity status.
She's not too remarkable in the looks dept. Needs some talent.
Basketball!!
http://blog.celebritymovieblog.com/2007/10/12/phoebe-price-paparazzi-upskirt-shots/
Guess she was taking a break from a difficult walk-on scene.
78. Wombatish - May 26, 2009 11:13 PM
Go force yourself to suffer through her official website, and read the press section.
It's hilarious how the overwhelming majority of it is her in Tabloid "Fashion Police" segments.
And she's proud enough of it to put it up on her website. Guess she didn't have anything else.
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80. hacksaw - May 27, 2009 9:21 AM
Anchors away!
81. Brobama - May 28, 2009 5:17 AM
That's one hot Ginger kid!!!
82. that's not hot - May 28, 2009 6:09 AM
Um, her body looks like she lived next to a nuclear plant that blew up
83. lol@61 - May 28, 2009 6:24 AM
speak for yourself LOL.
I just tell it like it is. Doesn't make me feel any better or worse. I am not jealous of her. It is what it is. When I see good looking people with fame I get jealous, and give them props. Strangely there are few of those in hollywood. Hence all the 'rags' and bitching *cough* anyone named jessica for example.
My highlight does not include going to walmart. If you are 50, then why are you spending your time on gossip sites? They are for young people.
84. Kokopure - May 28, 2009 12:45 PM
Personally, I think she's super attractive, for one very important reason: she looks like an attractive -real woman-. She's not a glitzed up poreless supermodel, and she's very attractive for a real woman. She probably doesn't stand up to the supermodels, but that's because she isn't one: she's in a class that a lot of people belong to.
So I think it's just an amazing photo shoot all around, and she's very beautiful, freckles and all.
85. CakeSnifferer - May 28, 2009 1:12 PM
Maybe you got a point there koko, but the Ed Hardy crap is distractingly stupid.
86. htrthnu - May 29, 2009 1:39 PM
Captain's hat - check.
Lollipop - check
Come F me boots - check
Now I'm famous - oh wait - no I'm not.
87. RtSS - May 30, 2009 4:16 AM
Sweet cheeks, she would be suckin' my tube steak like that lollie-pop. Like the way her cheeks are indented, shows she's got some powerful good suction. I'd do her in the poopchute, the hairless love tunnel up front, and give her some protein to swallow. She is amazingly sexy with that head down ass up pose.
88. Dans - May 30, 2009 4:49 PM
very attractive and very sexy, I think this is a very good sport, great
89. joshesmama - May 31, 2009 4:28 PM
She is nasty. Look at all that cellulite all over the place. Plus, she has a nasty blosted belly and needs some sun.
90. joshesmama - May 31, 2009 4:28 PM
She is nasty. Look at all that cellulite all over the place. Plus, she has a nasty bloated belly and needs some sun.
91. joshesmama - May 31, 2009 4:29 PM
Plus her ass is all saggy like an old lady.