Paris Hilton has something to show you
Here's Paris Hilton enjoying a romantic dinner at Cannes this weekend, and what classy evening isn't complete without a glimpse of her mangled cooch? It's almost like being stabbed in the eye by the Queen of England, that's how fancy it is.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions that may cause paralysis.

Reader Comments
1. Frostee - May 20, 2009 12:16 AM
yuck.
2. JT - May 20, 2009 12:17 AM
Wow that thing looks like its been beat one too many times, First!
3. vagoo - May 20, 2009 12:18 AM
writer must be a virgin...
4. Jim - May 20, 2009 12:19 AM
I'd hit it.
5. aleek - May 20, 2009 12:27 AM
honestly i think thats such a violation of her privacy, they totally intended to shoot her crotch. sick i dont care if its paris hilton, like wtf. respect a little come on
6. nastyjay - May 20, 2009 12:28 AM
love glove
7. nastyjay - May 20, 2009 12:29 AM
love glove
8. telly - May 20, 2009 12:29 AM
HAHA.
aleek must be new here.
9. Hoya - May 20, 2009 12:31 AM
That looks like some nasty freaky alien Star Trek snatch. Wait, it is.
10. --------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- - May 20, 2009 12:35 AM
Those are her panties. You cannot see her cooch. And only fags are traumatized by the sight of vaginas anyway.
11. italiana - May 20, 2009 12:51 AM
I must be missing something. All I'm getting all big red stars when I click on the pics. And that's without seeing her mutant vag.
12. Richard McBeef - May 20, 2009 12:55 AM
@10 - i think the sf writer knows that any straight man is gonna look at that pussy even if it is paris hilton's. If the picture was of Rosie O-fuckin-donnel's pussy, I will probably look just for the sake of looking. I won't be able to beat off to it, but come on, I haven't been able to beat off to a still image of anything since I was 15.
This teasing us with hope of a pussy shot only to see panties is bullshit and just a scam to trick us into multiple clicks to generate more ad revenue.
13. Vagonauta - May 20, 2009 1:00 AM
Hey, it's just a Vagina!
We all came from one just like that (maybe not JUST LIKE THAT, but similar in principle)
It's natural, and it should not be covered with the pink star of shame.
Even more, every woman should show them on an everyday basis. And then we wouldn't have an economic crisis or war
quoting the Geekologie Writer, I'll take my Nobel Prize by mail, thank you
14. NastyBedazzler - May 20, 2009 1:01 AM
Why... why why why why why why why why why why why WHY WHY!???!
What the fuck Superficial? I've got to wake up in six hours, like I'll even be able to fall asleep now
15. Richard McBeef - May 20, 2009 1:06 AM
@13 - please click on my name for some help in your identification of female genitalia.
16. Jonston - May 20, 2009 1:15 AM
why is there a huge star over it? i thought it actually be some raw meat there.... not that i'm disappointed but still i don't understand the huge star.
17. spud - May 20, 2009 1:19 AM
Ugh, god she's fat an ugly. Not only would I not fuck that, i wouldnt even shove a stick in there.
18. Rogerdoger - May 20, 2009 1:22 AM
Talk about a scam. She's wearing PANTIES. This is just to add revenue and is complete BS. I'm sick of this site putting stars on normal stuff just to get clicks. Eff that.
19. The Real anthonyOA - May 20, 2009 1:39 AM
Well good morning Paris. Why so angry?
20. RAMPAGEDAVE - May 20, 2009 1:42 AM
YOU WASTED MY EFFIN TIME YOU GEEKOLOGIE PRICK!
21. WhatInDeHeckinah - May 20, 2009 1:45 AM
But.... but... you said "cooch". That is clearly "underpants", not cooch.
If you are going to promise us unforgettable eye-searing terror there should at least be a half-hearted attempt to deliver it.
22. The Real anthonyOA - May 20, 2009 1:48 AM
is anyone else HAPPY that her beef jerky vagina is masked by a 13 year old sexually confused boy's underwear?
*raises hand*
23. WE RUN THIS CITY. - May 20, 2009 1:51 AM
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24. Gando - May 20, 2009 1:52 AM
Hola!
25. Guest - May 20, 2009 2:10 AM
that's hot.
except its soooo not.
26. clown college - May 20, 2009 2:12 AM
I see London, I see France, I see Paris's undeepants!
27. Cynthia - May 20, 2009 2:52 AM
Hey.....atleast she is wearing panties this time!
28. ritzy - May 20, 2009 2:55 AM
WTF IS THAT... ew.
29. Janne - May 20, 2009 3:10 AM
All you haters are a bunch of faggot loosers. Why don't you all go back to your bathroom and jerk off looking at your sister showering. I'm sure that's your favorite/only hobby. On further notice, HTF can it be Paris fault some idiot photografer got down on all 4 and started shooting?? I rest my case..
30. mystique - May 20, 2009 3:17 AM
if you think that's hot, check this out!!
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
MUST SEE!!
31. Adam - May 20, 2009 3:41 AM
The hell?
When did Paris start to wear panties?!?
32. Sport - May 20, 2009 3:45 AM
Classy lady.
33. Vince Lombardi - May 20, 2009 3:55 AM
Like, name one person in the world who hasn't seen HER crotch.
34. Hector the Mad Mexican - May 20, 2009 4:10 AM
Whatever that is behind the star in pic 2 looks like the Elephant Man.
35. Narcissist - May 20, 2009 5:11 AM
Underwear. The horror. Actually her knees and the general region aren't very pleasing to look at.
She has a suspiciously low success rate at avoiding these pictures. Women much more attractive than her avoid them just fine.
At least her gnarly flipper feet aren't showing.
36. Rif Raf and Friends - May 20, 2009 5:18 AM
I feel bad for her. I might be having a weak moment but I really do feel bad.
I am going to bed....feel terrible about this whole post.
37. Cody - May 20, 2009 5:54 AM
Time and time again, the Superfish writer posts images like this, claiming you can see some vagina, and time and time again I click the images to see a covered vagina. This leads me to believe that he either has never seen a vagina before and thinks any little bit of bare skin around the panty area is vagina, or he's doing it knowing we'd click it and he'll get more page views and so on.
38. mikeock - May 20, 2009 6:37 AM
Where's the "mangled cooch?" All I see are underwear wedged like a bookmark up her ass.
39. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 20, 2009 6:54 AM
Eww! The oysters this year don't look fresh in Cannes!
40. Captain - May 20, 2009 7:25 AM
MUST SEE >>> NSFW >>>
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41. uncle morty - May 20, 2009 7:30 AM
even the flies are staying away............ pfewww
42. restaurant critic - May 20, 2009 7:39 AM
so what's good today? ........ spoiled roast beef ? ...........raaaaaalph!
.....there goes breakfast
43. Perverts should be in jail - May 20, 2009 7:43 AM
And so this is what America has become? Stalkers with cameras serving the cabal of ugly non-whites that own the media invading the personal space of other people. These dirty media mercenaries murdered Princess Diana, remember? We should beat them in the streets. Very sick of this country now. The mangled faces have shipped millions of jobs for corporate profit, have engineered another financial collapse and will be there to steal what they can from the middle class, push for more wars to steal resources from other soveriegn nation's wealth.
Perverts all.
44. Funny entertainment - May 20, 2009 7:45 AM
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45. jesus - May 20, 2009 7:56 AM
i'd fuck her since i don't want to be the only one who hasn't
46. jesus - May 20, 2009 7:59 AM
one other thought.................. that is nothing compared to how ugly that bitch's poontang was in her photos. you know who i mean........... bratney spears.
47. lucci - May 20, 2009 8:02 AM
i'd go down on her, flesh in flesh
48. RichPort's Ghost - May 20, 2009 8:32 AM
Thanks Fish... now this whole website smells like Pier 17 in Lower Manhattan on a mid-August day...
49. ----------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- - May 20, 2009 8:34 AM
---------------------DON'T MINCE WORDS! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!--------------------------
And so this is what America has become? Stalkers with cameras serving the cabal of ugly JEWS that own the media invading the personal space of other people. These dirty media mercenaries murdered Princess Diana, remember? We should beat them in the streets. Very sick of this country now. The JEWS have shipped millions of jobs for corporate profit, have engineered another financial collapse and will be there to steal what they can from the middle class, push for more wars to steal resources from other sovereign nation's wealth.
Perverts all.
50. Anexio - May 20, 2009 8:40 AM
Hey, #43 Perverts should be in jail,
Just so you know while you're contemplating your next bash on America, these photographs were taken in Cannes, France. Oh, and another thing to think about, that whore Princess Diana died in France, not the U.S of fucking A and her driver, drunk at the time, drove her car into concrete pillar. Too bad she wasn't wearing a seatbelt, she might still be alive today and banging more towel heads on yachts.
So what else do you have to say about celebrity photographers?
So stick that up your euro centric anus and let it fester.
51. ----------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------- - May 20, 2009 8:43 AM
Hilton: 'My Neighbors Are Mean'
AP Photo/Matt Sayles
Paris Hilton has hit back at her moaning neighbors, branding them "mean" for complaining about her late-night antics.
Residents in Los Angeles' Hollywood Hills were left fuming after the star threw a party earlier this month to celebrate her and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt's arrival to the street.
Police broke up the bash after it culminated in damage to a number of luxury cars on the road and just days later, cops were called again when Hilton and Reinhardt were accused of making too much noise.
One neighbor is so sick of the constant disturbances he offered to pay Hilton's landlord an extra $5,000 a month for the property -- as long as the pair is evicted.
But Hilton insists she is the perfect neighbor and is upset by the residents' reactions.
She tells Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "They are being so mean. We're the nicest neighbors in the whole world. It makes me so sad."
52. Eva - May 20, 2009 8:46 AM
Richard McBeef (#15) <<<<<<<<<<
Haha, ewww... where'd you find that!?!? Hahaha!
53. yikes - May 20, 2009 9:02 AM
i'm horrified to admit that i am wearing the exact same underwear as paris hilton today. ew.
but, hey, at least she is wearing them.
54. Shane - May 20, 2009 9:06 AM
I'd like to personally thank the large star and the panties. I already don't feel well this morning.
55. pinky - May 20, 2009 9:09 AM
Wow! That vagina is not worth a million if thats how much she worth. NOT!!!
56. Wench. - May 20, 2009 9:18 AM
What incredibly ugly knickers.
57. RichPort's Ghost - May 20, 2009 9:22 AM
#43 - And yet... here you are... on a celebrity gossip site... that shows paparazzi pictures...
Contradict much?
58. G money - May 20, 2009 9:25 AM
Pic 1 : *Pinnochio*
59. The Listener - May 20, 2009 9:28 AM
Oh, PLEEEASE! There's nothing accidental about this flash. Paris has enough experience with the paparazzi to know they'll be taking photos down low to the ground when she stops out of a vehicle.
60. salawite - May 20, 2009 9:28 AM
She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** S e e k i n g t a l l c o m *** which I have joined. I met so many tall sexy girls.
61. yan - May 20, 2009 9:29 AM
thanks alot...now my retnas have teh herpes
62. Deacon Jones - May 20, 2009 9:30 AM
I MAKA DA ROAST BEEF!!!
63. Mike Oxbhig - May 20, 2009 9:34 AM
yum. id eat that like an african refugee @ KFC
64. RichPort's Ghost - May 20, 2009 9:35 AM
#62 - And Paris will provide her own version of secreted horseradish sauce...
65. the hamburglar - May 20, 2009 10:05 AM
I see a dollar meal cheeseburger hanging out of the bottom of those panties
66. Krassy McKrass - May 20, 2009 10:07 AM
Her skin reminds me of the old chick in There's Something About Mary.
67. sun baking turds (the poor gotta eat something) - May 20, 2009 10:07 AM
As whores sell their vaginas, crackheads smoke their crack, warmongers murder the innocent. That something wretched occurs does not mean that it should. Do you agree with waterboarding? Microchipping the masses? Bilderberges planning the future of mankind without the consent of 99.99999% of mankind? Fathers molesting their own children.
Yes these things are happening. Camermen are stalking celebrities and focusing on their private parts and selling the pictures to the media that has hired them out. You know, like Blackwater the murdering mercenaries that were hired out by Haliburton. For the good of mankind.
As for the pathetic homo that calls itself ----Very Relevent Comment--- :
"Go fuck yourself, you little virus".
Is this what good Christians do? Our ex-president said that the father of Jesus actually talked to him. And told him to go to Iraq and kill over a million people there so that we could secure access to oil. God likes Americans more than Iraqis I guess. We already know he hates Palestinians.
68. chango666 - May 20, 2009 10:15 AM
#43 . . .plain and simple . . FUCK YOU . . .
Now as far as Paris goes, I'd do that "dollar meal cheeseburger" that #65 point out . . .
69. 666 - May 20, 2009 10:17 AM
nice name fag
70. Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday - May 20, 2009 10:18 AM
tired of seeing that beef patty
71. paris sucks... and swallows - May 20, 2009 10:19 AM
She's a disgusting whore. She knew the cameras would be taking pictures, and she doesn't even have the class to cover up. OR, she did this on purpose, to get more attention. I'm surprised she doesn't just give her dimwit boyfriend a blowjob on a street corner; it's probably coming next.
I think this is a combination of her being dumb as a box of rocks & her being a total attention whore. Bad combination, because it means she'll never stop...
72. Herpes Simplex Virus 2 - May 20, 2009 10:21 AM
Meh. Seen it.
73. Deacon Jones - May 20, 2009 10:22 AM
I LIKA DA WHORES!!
74. grobpilot - May 20, 2009 10:25 AM
I can smell the deeply embedded infection from here. Smells like....decomposition.
75. Dr Evil - May 20, 2009 10:26 AM
Maybe I missed a couple anatomy classes but since when did the crease between the crotch and inner thigh become the vagina? Unless the writer has xray vision and can see her beef curtains thru her panties... and thats why he's saying "Hey! Come and check out Paris' vagina!"
76. Um, No Thanks. - May 20, 2009 10:27 AM
"It" is nothing she hasn't shown the world many, many, many, MANY times before. If only "it" was appealing ...
77. What Haven't We've Already Seen - May 20, 2009 10:34 AM
BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! BUNG HOLE!!! Guess what I'd like to see of $2.00 Grand Slut Paris? These most recent photos did NOT give me a woody, whatsoever. About a week ago or so, you showed us her crack-fuzzy and blurred. Her boobies, which she doesn't have, are a shame. Her face... let's just say I'd love to see it drenched in my love juice. The sun glasses/goggles she has I wouldn't even wear at the circus. But PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE show me her glory hole, opening and closing, my cumm seeping out, every inch (or yard) of her ass crack, the nice and rounded shape of her butt. You get my point?
78. dirk - May 20, 2009 10:41 AM
Sniff. Smells like hot garbage.
79. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke - May 20, 2009 11:12 AM
#27 - My thoughts exactly..
Amazing, why some people who want to be married with kids just aren't? Paris, you might need to rethink how you act outside your home since you are in the public eye, 24/7.
80. aj - May 20, 2009 11:29 AM
I like here...hey paris..let's be together hellogeniuses@gmail.com
81. Jim Jones - May 20, 2009 11:35 AM
What am I supposed to be seeing? The tendon in her thigh? Oooh, skanky. Call me when you got a real revealing up-skirt shot.
82. dude - May 20, 2009 11:37 AM
Obviously, her vagina has gone 15 rounds with a boxing kangaroo.
83. chlöe - May 20, 2009 12:21 PM
Oh no! not again!!!
84. stonzs - May 20, 2009 12:26 PM
Now we know the source of the swine flu..
85. aquarian - May 20, 2009 12:32 PM
The photographers go for the crotch shots on purpose, I think it's perverse. You gotta ask yourself why anyone would deserve having some creep take pictures of your crotch while you're crossing your legs and then post it on the internet for everyone to see. It's disgusting, and a huge violation of privacy. The photographers that do this should be charged and sent to jail.
86. The Stabbing Pen - May 20, 2009 12:47 PM
At least her's isn't as roast-beefy as Britney Spears' box.
87. Humans against perverts - May 20, 2009 12:49 PM
We need another social purging I'm afraid to take back our culture from the monied uglys running the show. They mock our religion on their tv. Why don't we kick them out. Lots more of us than them. OH yeah. we are all brain dead cowards now. The whole media plan worked out well they dreamt up last century. Oh yeah that was not true although it happened. yeah right.
88. Famous Plastic - May 20, 2009 1:07 PM
$5 cotton Victorias Secret underwear with a formal dress? Get this girl an underwear stylist...
89. Funeral Guy - May 20, 2009 3:54 PM
Call me crazy, but I'd pull those panties to the side and work that puss with my tongue and fingers. Yum Yum....
90. Funeral Guy - May 20, 2009 3:56 PM
Call me crazy, but I'd pull those panties to the side and work that puss with my tongue and fingers...yum yummmm!
91. wtf - May 20, 2009 5:27 PM
I dont get it.. what is it?
92. larrythecableguy - May 20, 2009 6:08 PM
your the idiots that keep posting this crap, you probably do guy's crotch shots as well
93. 100% - May 20, 2009 6:57 PM
I agree that these shots are coming in low and the photographers are looking for the crotch shot - but it IS possible to get out of a car without opening your legs and looking like you're going under a god damn limbo bar. All she has to do is keep her knobby knees together and we wouldn't be having such an 'assault on the eyes'.
94. 1 MILF Hunter - May 20, 2009 8:10 PM
Shocking that the infected secretions aren't eating their way through the fabric like an acid.
95. vito - May 20, 2009 11:13 PM
Some of you people are really fucked up. You think Paris is being victimized by those perverted paps?
Christ, she's wearing a dress that's about as long as a wife-beater and has her legs spread like a catcher flashing signs to the relief pitcher.
And when she sees these shots she'll be thinking, "Why the HELL did I wear those goddamn panties?"
96. fernie81 - May 21, 2009 12:44 AM
at least she's wearing underwear...what's up with these constant crotch shots? how indecent! they didn't do this in the 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s...but the millenium--this is the time for crotch-shots! whatever.
97. Hokki - May 21, 2009 3:59 AM
It looks like a discouraging picture off a pack of cigarettes.
...probably smells like bigfoot's dick.
98. 12=13 - May 21, 2009 4:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qEkQW5kBg0&feature=PlayList&p=1D7C49EDE622AFDA&index=25
99. Dan Montana - May 21, 2009 8:57 AM
NAh ! would'nt touch it !
100. Dread not - May 21, 2009 9:37 AM
Paris: "That's hot!"
Dn: Yes, Paris, it is hot. It's hot, it burns and it itches. It's called the clap. That dischrage comin' from your snizz is not honey from your honey pot. It's a symptom of Gonnerhea. If left untreated it can lead to female infertility, and I think you know where I'm goin' with this. Do the world a favor and let it fester for a while, 'cause the last thing the world needs is you spittin' out little demented, spoiled, crotch flashin', self absorbed versions of yourself. Your mere presence corrupted Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Your legs are long enough to vine around themselves, two times over, give it a try. Why you think anyone with a shred of taste would want to look at your shenis, is hard to fathom.
101. el ces - May 21, 2009 12:49 PM
Minx.
; )
102. Big Picture - May 22, 2009 6:02 AM
Actual close ups.
Helps if you half close your eyes...
http://tinyurl.com/o967nj
103. lmfao - May 22, 2009 11:04 AM
Well it's how she became famous, it's how she stays famous, so naturally it's what she wants photographed...a real lady doesn't sit gapped open like that in a dress.
104. Monique - May 27, 2009 11:47 PM
Hey!! i have the same thong!! from Victoria's Secret Pink Collection !!!!
105. Julie - February 24, 2010 5:44 PM
Paris is a young beautiful girl born into a very wealth family. The paps wouldn't take shots like this for all to see if they didn't know all you idiots would be interested. Give the kid a break, she might have lapses in being sensible just like the rest of us. Maybe you're all just jealous of her gorgeous clothes and fortunate lifestyle. It would be nice if more folks were empathetic instead of envious.