May 18 2009Paris Hilton goes swimming

Turquoise herpes.....

Wow, two post about Paris in one day!

Nice, ya eat something

She looks funny putting pants on - usually, she's taking them off :)

Looks like prosthetic feet.

i can smell the herpes

Way too much herpes coverage on this website.

Smelly. Very very smelly.

Nice 70's looking suit and headband. is she about to do a jazzercise video? Let's get physical, physical.....

Wow ... matching headband ... glasses ... and swimsuit ....

color coordinating .... done to the extreme!

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Wow ... matching headband ... glasses ... and swimsuit ....

color coordinating .... done to the extreme!

Come and join my brute:

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Wow ... matching headband ... glasses ... and swimsuit ....

color coordinating .... done to the extreme!

Come and join my brute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

Fucking CUNT!

Why does she exist?

Ugh her feet are scary, they look like fingers...

Me say-um UGH to headband. Squaw should stay in wigwam. Make maize bracelets.

What is up with her and the stupid ass head bands?? She looks like such an idiot with them on.

she looks like a joke with that matching headband, bracelets on her wrists and those stupid sunglasses. In her case, more is gaudy!!

#13 has been reported.

Paris goes swimming? Nope... paris goes "posing". With her stupid matching headband, wrist bands, suit & sunglasses, she specifically posed for the dumbass paps.

She's representative of everything that's wrong with America; our obsession with celebrity. WHO THE FUCK CARES. Personally, I hope paris hilton disappears; the sight of her herpes infected cokehead weight loss makes me ill...

She looks pretty good here. She actually looks like a model for once instead of a whore.

I'd do her skinny ass and so would you. Admit it.

Question is; when she does the splits, does she stick to the floor?

#18 Edna Bambrick is a ......

FUCKING CUNT!!!!

#21, is living in your mom's basement so lonely that you welcome herpes?

People who swim generally take off their bracelets, headbands and sunglasses, and even have been known to get their hair wet.

Change the headline to read: "Paris Hilton Goes Posing (Again)."

The Superficial has learned Paris Hilton's figure secrets. Here she is in Cannes this morning taking in her intense cardio workout by doing her imitation of a surfboard in the resort's pool. Apparently, Paris is made of Sham-Wow anti-matter, since she seems to repel water and never seems to have any perspiration.

Sadly, The final few photos show Paris' workout cut short when she heard a nearby phone ring, got out of the pool, and started picking up shiny things.

i read all you guys talk shit bout these girls he shows- every single one of you would fuck them in a second if you got a chance instead of jerking of 5 times a day in your moms basement and if you could do any of them your little dick would last 3 seconds as you blow your load then you would say sorry like a little bitch

She looks like a parakeet.

Pic #2: Are those her talons gripping the edge of the pool?

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Fapped

I'd rather FAP it to Tara Reid than to Paris. Better yet, I'd rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon. No wait, I'd rather FAP it to Cynthia Nixon's boyfriend--er, girlfriend--than to Paris. Paris is just that nasty and unappealing. She grosses me the hell out.

This vapid waste of space, who loses her, like, cellphone, like, once every two weeks is more useless than Jessica Simpson, Pete Doherty, Katie Price and Britney Spears combined. Amy Winehouse's tattoos are more entertaining than this retarded individual.

I wish she would lose those freaking headbands, they are so stupid and she wears them 24/7. I must say her body looks great, though!

Holy crap! While i'm busting my ass here on this site,she's getting a tan all over her body!

The hair, the head band, the face, the shades, the suit, the un-tits, the over tanned forearms, I can't go on!

Uck! I just threw up. Not just a little. a-fucking LOT! Ugh!

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Any photos of her drowning?

Get back to me......

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I know the virgin of Lourdes is somewhere in France.But i don't believe it's Paris Hilton.Nice try!

I miss the days of Cannes when it was Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, or Monica Bellucci gracing the beaches. Real international beauties. Not wannabes famous for sex tapes and Carl's Jr. commercials.

great !

I don't know what brand her bathing suit is.But i'm quite sure the pool water was transparant before she took a dip.

I commend her for at least making the bathing suit look decent. I tried one of those on once, and I think Borat looked better. But seriously, she has the style of a 3rd grader.

"naked butt crawl across a truck stop restroom" ...HAHAHAHA. have you learned from experience that this leads to VD?

#18: Edna, you're a filthy fucking syphilitic cunt with delusions of grandeur. Why don't you go fuck yourself with a crucifix, provided you are able to squeeze one past your fat meat curtains.

This just in: The French Army has just surrendered to the crabs infesting Paris Hilton's disease ridden snatch.

#43 has been reported.

@45 - to who, your Momma?

Great point, Harry#38!

Cannes used to feature "real international beauties"; not only that, they had SOMETHING to do with movies.

But somewhere, as Don Henley said, "One year notoriety got all mixed up with fame."

So Paris Hilton is what the media gives up.

I like those flippers... they make the outfit complete. And I think the headband is there to keep blood out of her brain.

uh oh, someone call the coast guard, the water is contaminated

edna bambrick. i would love to split your slit

id love to fuck her toes. but only if she had athletes foot...which is very likely. EARLY CHRISTMAS!

Shes such a freak.Whats with those damn headbands?? Shes NOT bringing headbands back in style.AINT happenin lady

Shes such a freak.Whats with those damn headbands?? Shes NOT bringing headbands back in style.AINT happenin lady

Fucking gross. This is the female equivalent of the Borat ball-sling bathing suit. And she looks gnarly.

I could put little sunglasses and a little bandanna on my hand, get my rocks off, and my hand wouldn't smell like herpes and spoiled tuna after, and it wouldn't be chafed from rubbing against a poorly shaved vagina that has the texture of coarse sandpaper. She makes Heidi Pratt nee Montag look like a goddess. I'd rather tap beaver-faced, refund gapped Audrina Partridge than Paris.

Why would anyone want to fuck this Paris whore?

She would give you herpes and then she would cheat on you with someone else probably before the first day was over.

And when it's over you would have herpes sores on your dick, your mouth, and anywhere else the skank put her tongue. And she didn't give you any money either.

I can get all that without having my face in the Enquirer by letting a non-famous crackwhore live with me for a few days.

No thanks.

not hott

She kinda looks good....(I think I have a fetish for skinny-ass gals.....I DO!)

OMF**G, this Skanky Bitch Edna needs to get a Fukin LIFE, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY BITCH THAT IS WHT ALL THOSE POOR< HANDSOME SOLDIERS FIGHT FOR!!!! REPORT MY PUUS FUNKY HOE, HERPES HOES STICK TOGETHER DON"T THEY, WHY DON"T YOU APPLY FOR HER BFF SHOW THT NOBODY WATCHES ALREADY, SEE IF YOU LIKE HER THEN HAHA!!!!!!!!

Do you suppose she poses while she's taking a dump?

I'm impressed. she's one of the few celebrities nowadays that looks tasteful in a bathing suit. you gotta give her props that she never resorted to implants, at least. AND for pulling off a one piece so well. :)

I'm impressed. she's one of the few celebrities nowadays that looks tasteful in a bathing suit. you gotta give her props that she never resorted to implants, at least. AND for pulling off a one piece so well. :)

she's thoroughly modern. she's a modern day millie w/ the flapper band & blunt bob. I think she looks great.

she's thoroughly modern. she's a modern day millie w/ the flapper band & blunt bob. I think she looks great.

Paris never swims. She uses the beach for photo ops. No one wears a $500 outfit to the beach with the intent of actually swimming

A tower room at Eden Roc/
His golf at noon for free

Cliff Notes: Well I must admit Cannes seems to have completely jumped the shark. Like if Paris is there, and Hotforwords is over there with her latest Youtube short film -"Pulling a Boner". Like, Ghost of Fellini goes : WTF ?
And in other recent film link commentary - (wait till after more than 3 minutes before viewing - these 'Change People' don't understand the word 'editing')
Shoeless Joe Show : Joe ! No !! Say it ain't so !!!
On the Waterfront : Look kid. You coulda been a contenda !
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So Joe. When you say here, "yes" and won away. What you weelee sway here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

NSA transcript smuggled out and provided by our friend Karl Wang.
Binky : Have we reached 'critical mass' yet Cliff ? Over.
Cliff Notes: Don't think so Bink. And what's with those Chinese guys? Over.

CHICKEN LEGS!!

I am convinced that Paris has a dick

Hey, does anyone here remember MeganHarris?

LET'S HOPE SHE DROWNS, folks!!

Why can't we all look and be just like Paris, isn't she dreamy *swooning*

Oh for a minute there, I thought the local sewage treatment plant had accidentally discharged some shit. But it's just Paris! Ha ha, she looks like shit.

must be nice to be a professional slut that does not have to work

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# 71 I've heard her and Danyell eloped.
(But don't quote me.)

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Where's Greenpeace protesting the toxic dumping of Paris cooch into the sea?

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Is there a secret cure for big knobby shoulders, stringy limbs and dinosaur feet?

I wonder if her pussy tastes like desperation?

Dem are some MAN SIZED FEET!!!

Can we go a day w/out seeing Paris? And then we can try a week, month and then a year. She is a nobody and offers nother to society. Plus she isnt great looking anyway.

We're all just trying to be happy ...

As soon as she steps into the water, the fishes stop swimming and show up the surface with their bellies up

That old man is checking her out... he'd better go to his eye doctor... his eyes could be inffected with herpes.

How does she manage to look even more stupid in every photo,what an idiot.

She'll end up looking like Donatella. Old, crusty, leathery, shitty.

Overkill on the matching accessories. She looks so stupid. Oh, wait. Nothing's changed about her, huh.

She used to be so hot! Now she needs to eat and she is just basically a waste of life! Must be nice to use daddy's money all the time.

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A look at the sinews heading toward the top of her crutch is significant evidence that she has a very tight (but dry) cunt.

You said it #19!

You know, if this whore never videotaped herself with a cock in her mouth, nobody would know who she is! It makes me sick that there are millions of people out there with true actual talent and cant make a name for themselves, yet this asshole is in all the magazines. She has tried EVERYTHING to make her self relevant: singing, acting and has failed miserably! There are soldiers being killed in Iraq, the economy is in the toilet, but Paris fucking Hilton "swimming" makes front page news! UNBELIEVABLE!

I cant imagine how any man would want to nail this skank. Generally men find chicks who are known whores to be a turnoff. I imagine sticking your dick in this sesspool of STDs is equivalent to sticking your dick in a bucket of sulfuric acid--it would just melt off!

@ 48 - I had a delayed outburst of laughter at work over the flipper comment. (pic 2 of 16)

Is that a picture of her on Cap'n Stabbins boat all ready to have the hell fucked out of her skinny ass by the Cap'n and his crew of merry scoundrels?

With all the money this lame has u'd think she could eat a substantial meal and get some help for the eating disorder she obviously has.

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