May 22 2009Paris Hilton & Doug basically f-cking in public

love the old dude taking the photo in the background!

Stay classy, Paris!!

You should change the name of this site to the Parisficial.

/FAIL

Yeah, sure she'll marry this one, just like she claimed she was going to marry every other dude she did this with in public.

Just goes to show you money does not equate class.

#3 that was 'goodin'

i almost feel sorry for her

Her arm looks old in that picture, look how its sagging. And her pointy knees, with some bruises, nice. I love girls that think the ostrich skeleton look is in these days.

That is a red tipped coke nose if i ever saw one.

Why is it hot to look like the skeleton of an ostrich? And as a bonus, with brains to match!

looks like she's already been on her knees..

is that flying jizz in pic #4?

Why on earth are they famous? They should just go away. Seriously.

Yeah, she'll marry this one alright..just like she claimed she was going to marry every dude she did this with in public before.

Money does not equate class

#3 - That was a "good-in"

She is a dirty little fuck slut. I LOVE IT!!!!

To paraphrase Dean Vernon Wormer, "Skinny, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life".

If this guy is actually bangin this filthy skank, then he has one serious grudge against his cock!

who cares what they are doing! then again if i was them i would do stupid stuff just to see how many pathetic web sites will waste their time trying talk shit about me also.

This chick is a total skank, isn't her time in the sun up already? Bush is gone people! We are no longer required to celbrate stupidity!

She couldn't extort appearance fees out of the clubs there, so she resorted to Paris Hilton Plan B - have the current pussy-whipped douchebag dry hump her for photo ops. There certainly is a rich purity (yet uninspired predictability) to her one dimensional fame.

It really is sad. Girl's born into a family with money, and grows up to be not a well-educated professional of some kind - a serious writer, a physician, an academic, a businessperson (who is not merely exploiting her own "famous for being famous" - and releasing a porn film to the web - celebrity status), a philanthropist, serious musician, serious actor, etc. - but a princess who seems to have stopped developing at around age 13. And here she is desperate for attention, focus on "me, me, me," trying to build up an image of herself as "hot" and sensual, when anyone who's seen even a few moments of her self-released-to-the-web porn tapes knows that she's not sensual at all but is awkward and unskilled in lovemaking.

She's bought into someone else's image of who she is and should be. Hollywood's image, the celebrity junk culture image, an image created by gay men who don't seem to see past surface appearances (I'm not saying that gay men don't see past surface appearances, I'm saying that there are gay men who don't and such gay men are among the many creators of the image of woman that this poor little rich girl has bought into), straight men who, though it's a cliche, really do see women as objects and nothing more (the real test of love is what you do if your woman ends up like Christopher Reeve after his accident, if you've got a Hugh Hefner mentality you dump her because her body is no longer of use to you and that's all she was ever good for as far as you're concerned)...

Come on Paris, wake up. Get your ass liberated, woman.

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she is making a 'movie' again

the important thing is that paris is living a life with purpose, as she said she would after her incarceration

REQUEST: to Paris

-I'd like to see you humped on a pile of hot garbage in a dumpster by a toothless hungry homeless man

check out the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AatRAxAx04

They are young and having fun. I think it is great!!!

This useless c*nt couldn't find class if she went to a high school.

What a pathetic whore.

By "basically" you mean not actually.

Damn, this bitch's feet are HUGE.

Carol - If by "young and having fun" you mean almost 30, pathetically drunk (not that I'm against getting drunk) and practically salivating over getting filmed awkwardly dry-humping in public, then you're dead on. I wish she would go away - actually, they are both a waste of space.

Carol - If by "young and having fun" you mean almost 30, pathetically drunk (not that I'm against getting drunk) and practically salivating over getting filmed awkwardly dry-humping in public, then you're dead on. I wish she would go away - actually, they are both a waste of space.

She's getting kind of fat...

She is so calculated and seemingly delusional that I do believe she thinks that her life is performance art of some kind, along the lines of say, the late and talented Leigh Bowery.

Ill bet her parents are proud!!!!

To the "Dong" at #19:

you hit it on the head. Perfect.

I would be crushed if my son were dating someone like THAT!!!!

he seriously looks like hes about to throw up all over her
i dont blame him...

I agree that it's sad, quite pathetic actually that someone born into wealth cannot come up with a better vocation than "public whore". The thought of enrolling in school and pursuing a degree never crosses this tart's mind. Philantropy? Forget it.. I almost feel sorry for her because she is really a persona non grata. I personally think she should move to Moscow where she would fit in quite nicely . She is the very epitiome of eurotrash except she's unfortunately an American.

I agree that it's sad, quite pathetic actually that someone born into wealth cannot come up with a better vocation than "public whore". The thought of enrolling in school and pursuing a degree never crosses this tart's mind. Philantropy? Forget it.. I almost feel sorry for her because she is really a persona non grata. I personally think she should move to Moscow where she would fit in quite nicely . She is the very epitiome of eurotrash except she's unfortunately an American.

Ahhh....hot, sophisticated nights in Cannes....

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ewwww

Look at the size of those fucking hands!!

What is wrong with these poeple?? Gross

Stupid&sad.

Has anyone checked to make sure that Paris Hilton isn't a Species? You know. That movie where the alien chick comes to Earth and tries to mate with humans? Then she mutates into some vicious beast and tries to destroy humanity?

@ 7 - totally agree with that. Her nose is red and eyes are glassy as hell. She is completely coked out of her mind. As a former coke addict, I can spot those signs from a mile away. What a waste.

Haha, they're so drunk! Look @ the guy with the camera.

Hahaha, and totally falling off her heals in #2, LOL...

YOU CAN SEE HIS WEE WEE IN HER IN THE ONE PIC IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH

I'd like to punch that stupid cunt in the head.

And Paris too, I'd like to punch her as well.

10 bucks she gave him the clap

36- Are we absolutely sure she's American? Can someone look into that? Maybe deportation is still an option??

-crosses fingers

-->7 & 45

you guys might be right about the coke thing..though my first guess was xtacy. the pathetic two seem over-sensual (dry-humping actually) with no ego in control (unlike coke)

hey, doesn't Doug look like he's having a stroke, or at least breathing difficulties on pic 3? Drugs no good for your heart Doug.

He is such a loser. People attract who they think they deserve - they're BOTH idiot whores.

I'd love to get her pregnant....

I'd love to get her pregnant.......

I'm confused. On the one hand, she looks kind of slutty and sexy. One the other hand, she looks like a tranny. Big feet, big hands. Confusion, yes.

yeah i wouldn't hit that. and im the assman.

@52 I think it's X to... Has anyone ever heard if Paris does drugs? I've never heard that, but she absolutely looks fucked up in these pics. As does dude who she is currently screwing, who's name holds no value and therefore I refuse to commit it to memory.

I am so not looking foward to watching the inevitable sextape 6 or 7 times

Looks like Joe Simpson is in the backgorund taking a picture

Looks like Joe Simpson is in the backgorund taking a picture

Her parents must be so proud

Cant wait till this guy gets herpes ha ha ha

Her´s legs remember a brazilian soccer player, who like it have to remember how looks Giselle Bunchen...........
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I bet she's got a twat like a donkeys yawn.

I see on the first photo that Doug Reinhardt is doing sit-ups with extra weight? That's a pretty intensive exercise!

On the third photo he's doing some serious push-ups! Judging on his face expression he's at least over the 100 times!

This guy is getting is cock FUCKED and his balls DRAINED on a daily basis. You might think she's gross, but I would bet anything that L'il Dougie is the most relaxed man in Cannes. The look in his eyes is the Thousand Yard Sex Stare. Motherfucker has never had sex like this before, not in his life. He probably never knew what the phrase "get yr rocks off" meant before he met Paris. He does now. After Paris the only type of girls that he is going to be able to date are pornstars because they are the only girls who can outfuck a girl like Paris.

She is doing some serious drugs.

Her family must be in pure disgust.

The female praying mantis kills the male after mating, right?

He wants to do a bicep curl on the second photo with Paris Hilton as a weight.Don't know why she doesn't agree with that.

They weren't fucking at all. True story here, Doug and I are friends. He has only had sex with Paris one time, they just continue the appearance of being lovers with stunts like this. After the first (and only) time they were intimate, Doug's dick fell off from something the CDC has yet to declassify. I think the government is trying to turn it into a powder form and see if it can be reintroduced through a water system.

is that a crotch shot in picture #1?

#70...you DID see Paris's porn video...right? The girl laid there like a corpse, only warmer (minus her heart). If THAT'S what you consider a good lay, you haven't gotten around much. Which is fine...being promiscuous is so 2005...HA!

With a slut this trashy, why is it when it comes to anything remotely sexual she always looks really awkward and kind of terrified? She can pose like a whore by herself or with other girls, but anytime a guy is involved she looks uncomfortable. Sex with that gangly thing would be horrible.

Well, these pictures settle one mystery; now we know why that chick who appeared in Spiderman 3 hung herself in her apartment. After witnessing these pictures of the stygian hag, Paris, writhing over her BF, she just couldn't unsee this atrocity. It's like some pit demon from the abyss, in heat. Imagine the sound these two are making! I'm thinking about painting the walls with some vein stain after seeing these pics! Humans aren't supposed to witness shit like this. My God, hell is spilling over!

Looks like she slipped him a roofie.

Hm wow what a male little slut this one is lol

*Do people even comment on "His" part in participating in this kind of state? Hm seems like the world won't change their views on gender anytime soon when it comes down to this kind of activity. Even though I must admit, Paris sure is the Queen Bee when it comes to sluts*

Damn she has huge ass feet!

Damn she has huge ass feet!

--->80. Totally agree with what you mean by how the male side's often spared of criticism when it comes to social judgment.

--->77. I think that's the case with many women who has the sexual facade as aggressive & exaggerated as Paris Hilton. On one hand they put up a fucked up, ridiculous spectacle of femininity, sexuality or 'hotness'. On the other hand, it is such a fabrication made to compensate for the lack of god knows what (confidence? life purpose? peace? smarts?) that even the' performers' can't live up to it in reality. Ergo the drugs & decadence to numb it all away.

I think she is trying to recreate Zelda and F.Scott Fitzgerald days in Paris in the 1920's.

@83... That was the most depressing thing I've read in a while. You actually made me feel sorry for Paris Hilton.. @78 is right, hell is spilling over.

What about the other photos from this fine episode of Paris with tongue hanging out about to kiss her hapless schmuck of a boyfriend? Hideous. They may as well have been naked and going for it, for all the good their clothes etc have done here. No class at all.

Mellly? What the fuck are "ass feet?" :) Gotta love the ebonics talk!

is that joe simpson taking a picture???

HOLY FUCKING GOD HER FEET. Get some boots for mercys sake. Some goofy platform boots might actually camouflage that mess.

They both need to be shot in the head before they procreate for the sake of humanity.

Poor woman, if it wasn't for the fact that she is obviously totally wasted I would say that this is just another desperate attempt to get attention, but looking at the pics I agree that bigfoot is obviously on something -probably high grade china white,shit look at her life, she has been disinherited by her rich grandfather, she is running out of her own money( has anyone watched the simple life recently ?), she has no marketable skills, (you just have to watch the sextape to confirm that) , and she has got herpes, it sucks to be Paris, but as the saying goes -reality is for people that can't handle drugs. Bitch must get high every time she thinks of her life, I predict that 10yrs from now she will be a raddled coke whore peddling sex for money, oops my bad, that has already happened

so completely nasty

Alli - May 22, 2009 2:05 PM

She's getting kind of fat...

Alli, you know she is way skinnier and way prettier than you fat piggy you. You need to go throw up again. I know you can feel that remaining ounce of food in your stomach. If you don't have more self discipline then you're never going to be as pretty as the other girls. Just because your parents cry and tell you that you look like a walking corpes is no excuse. They're lying and you know it. They want you to be fat, so no one will want you and you'll live at home forever. Plus your mother doesn't want you to be skinny anyway. She sees how your father has been looks at you when you're thin and she's jealous. You know that you only have two options. Either starve, or go get the razor blades and climb in the tub. Because if you can't stop eating like the fat pig loser you are, then you deserve to die. And you know it!

Alli - May 23, 2009 12:51 AM

...everything is getting so dark................. why is the water so red mommy?....Are people fat in Heav------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whats strange is that in photo 3 I know the guy taking the pic. I know I know, its not the only strange thing

#50. NO BET

stupid cunt and her size 18 feet, yuck

stupid (but rich) cunt, her size 18 feet are gross and according to her vid, she fucks like a sack of potatoes

what a pieces of shit they are. She's such trash.

Let me get this straight - she fell assbackwards into money and had a birthright to run one of the most recognized hotel chains in the world, and she spends her life posing her bony frame in nightclubs?

I say a life well spent. Way to go, Paris! Now, shut up and open your legs.

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SHE IS X-ing!!!! MDMA :) How I wish that were me. Except I wouldn't waste my night with a tool like Doug Reinhardt.

Wow, 93...I think you maybe taking this a bit to seriously. Go back to Craigslist with your jailbuddy.

fuck me, my crotch itches just looking at those photos.

you have to pick the scabs off to get paris lubed.

Who cares who or what this aging, drunken, boat-footed, herpes-ridden, intercontinental wh*re humps on?

She's already slept with 85% of the human race.

Her poor great-grandaddy busted his ass just so she turn into a world-wide, public joke of a skank.

Wow, she just gets uglier and uglier. 10 years ago or whenever she became known for her sex tape, I thought she was kind of hot. In a trashy, cheesy way. Now she just looks like roadkill warmed over.

They are on ECSTASY or coked out of their MINDS. I'm not sure which..maybe both!!??

How Frigging HUGE is her foot???

wow she needs to teach herself some manners lmao

still would lik to eat some of that cookie ^^

damn..

GROSS

This sick liberal c-nt is washed up. It's enough we have Obama in the White House; we don't need another brain dead person taking the lime light.

#110
i like you!!!

Lets face it paris is paris.
No matter what you or anyone says about 99% of the men would jump at a chance to "shag" her in private or in public, no matter what they would say out loud.
Just like britney, call her what you want , would only take 30 secounds to fill a bar with hopefull wanna be`s to get into there shorts.

Skank.

Seen it once - boring

Who would hit that....herpes is gross

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pic n.2

paris: wait, lemme put my cream on first
doug: *jesus christ, i'm itchy already*

pic n.2

paris: wait, lemme put my cream on first
doug: *jesus christ, i'm itchy already*

oh god i wish i was he one she is doing it

@ 116 mel - I've read that her mom was trained in this kind of stuff by her grandmother. Actually they were supposed to snag rich husbands and crap out a buncha kids for money, so I guess Paris didn't listen closely.

You know Kim Richards (Witch Mountain) is her aunt? Doesn't that ruin everyones childhood?

1st of all we are all sick of seeing you two being a waste of space. Secondly, DOUG, please change your name. I loved the cartoon but honestly, you are with THEE Paris Hilton. I cannot believe you have survived this long.... with that name.... and being with the most photographed fame (i'll be nice) lady on this planet! Seriously please change your name!!!!! That is all... hump, kiss be crazy in public but with a name like that you will never survive her craziness! It's a flavor of ice cream she will soon become tired of. Enjoy it while it lasts! MLB draft? hahaha

1st of all we are all sick of seeing you two being a waste of space. Secondly, DOUG, please change your name. I loved the cartoon but honestly, you are with THEE Paris Hilton. I cannot believe you have survived this long.... with that name.... and being with the most photographed fame (i'll be nice) lady on this planet! Seriously please change your name!!!!! That is all... hump, kiss be crazy in public but with a name like that you will never survive her craziness! It's a flavor of ice cream she will soon become tired of. Enjoy it while it lasts! MLB draft? hahaha

so fucking hot ..... she is very2 stupid .. lol

paris is a washed up pig and will soon start fucking other dudes. bye doug & welcome to the world of genital herpes.

Mr Hilton, please cut her out of your will. What an embarassment.

Can you say hi on Extacy?

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He is so much hotter than her. He could do way better.

112, I'd bang her for the story/bragging rights. But I'd make sure to double bag it.

@ 5 The key word being "almost ".

They only get it on in public.. in private this is a profitable business arrangment and they both know it.

Bish..has NO Shame!.

Her parents should be Soooo PROUD.

*Notice the slut bruises on her thighs..Ewww...Nasty!

White TRASH..White TRASH!

one hundred and thirty fifth.

i like how dude in pic 3 is taking a pic

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Everytime she does stuff like this please post it here so all the world can see what kind of chic she is. But she don't care.

I think one part of Paris Hilton is rejecting her at a time. Her feet are beginning this biological exodus...or maybe she's being paid to advertise Terminator Salvation.

They are both going to hurl I would MUCH rather see pix of that

OOOH COME ON !! HELLO ??
Does spring break ring a bell ?
Everybody does the same thing she's doing in those pics.
Including most of u guys.

Stop being so...... judgemental.

Could a girl like this possibly find love... hmmm... with her money I guess she can.

Honestly I'm not being judgmental but doing it on a foreign land, least you could do is have respect for other peoples morals.

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Filthy.

pic one deffinate nip slip just pointing it out

pic one deffinate nip slip just pointing it out

OMG...I'd love to do this to this dumb bitch...and so would you!

dude she so coked up and it looks like they might be rollin to look at pic #2 it looks like there rollin balls

I'm a big Paris supporter, but...I dunno what to say here.

Better were the days when she started fundraisers and charities.

...then again, they may have just been dancing.

Tricky photos.

That's totally more than of PDA. That seems scandalous but because they're both famous, it just looks like an advertisement of underwear. But I just hope that they're not drugged or something. Also, they should define their ethics in public.

Whoa. Paris really proves to break the rules now, making her too bad as role model to her fans.

Wow! I don't understand what this woman want to prove. Her porn is already all over the web. She is proving that a superrich can do anything.

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