May 28 2009Paris Hilton shits on The Hills
Paris Hilton took a lanky swipe at Doug Reinhardt's old show The Hills last night, according to Us Magazine:
"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it," Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.
Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad's back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.
But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt "in a way he's not."
"They make up relationships when they're not there, and he just thinks it's lame," she said. "I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."
What Doug doesn't find "cheesy" is being hired as the producer of My BFF Dubai. Because Paris Hilton searching for a fake brown friend to add to her collection is way classier than The Hills. -- Actually, I'm not being sarcastic. It is.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. incorrect - May 28, 2009 2:07 PM
Dubai is a city, not a country, and it is far from third world. It is actually one of the wealthiest and most technologically advanced cities in the world. Just because it sounds middle eastern doesn't automatically mean it's poor.
2. MC - May 28, 2009 2:11 PM
Thanks incorrect, you took the words outta my mouth!
3. Suthan - May 28, 2009 2:15 PM
Dubai is NEVER a third world city. In fact, its one of the world's best and most awesome-est city .
Guess Google broke down wherever you are..
4. politically corrent - May 28, 2009 2:17 PM
@1 "Just because it sounds middle eastern doesn't automatically mean it's poor." - unless you're a slave.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai_b_183851.html
5. smashboogie - May 28, 2009 2:19 PM
it was just build on the backs of third world countries, with slavery and indentured servitude. which is even better!
6. Whogivesafuck - May 28, 2009 2:23 PM
Second last pic. Looks like her man friend might have a case of herpes growing on his lip. That will teach him for muff diving in a dirty trench!
7. mike - May 28, 2009 2:24 PM
posing for the label of Paris brand Rum in pic 5
8. dumb blonde - May 28, 2009 2:29 PM
It's like, so lame and fake. ... Is she talking about the show or herself? At what point does this moron realize she is also lame and fake and become bored?
9. Pot - May 28, 2009 2:41 PM
"Nice to meet you Kettle."
10. your mom gave me AIDS - May 28, 2009 2:48 PM
DUBAI= SHIT HOLY ARAB WASTELAND..... aka hell on earth
11. your mom gave me AIDS - May 28, 2009 2:48 PM
DUBAI= SHIT HOLE ARAB WASTELAND..... aka hell on earth
12. your mom gave me AIDS - May 28, 2009 2:49 PM
DUBAI= SHIT HOLE ARAB WASTELAND..... aka hell on earth
13. KC - May 28, 2009 2:50 PM
She probably shits in the hills, too.
14. JNel - May 28, 2009 3:11 PM
"Brown friend" ....doesn't anyone think that description is a bit out of order???
15. Bay Area Babe - May 28, 2009 3:17 PM
I'm sorry, he's hot!
Leave Paris alone. It's not her fault she's an empty shell of a human being, totally self absorbed and illiterate regarding the realities of normal human life here on Earth. She's from LA. It's in the water down there (I'm up here -hi).
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17. Kelley - May 28, 2009 3:30 PM
I never thought I'd say this, but these two are actually worse than Heidi and Spencer !! No kidding.
18. TEDBUNDY187 - May 28, 2009 3:52 PM
I would do her brown friend to get into her brown stain!
19. RichPort's Ghost - May 28, 2009 4:07 PM
"The show is, like, so lame and fake..." unlike, say, the Herp, which is all too real...
20. Princess - May 28, 2009 4:08 PM
ok first of all I was in Sundance and Paris was whoring herself out EVERYWHERE - at 50's Vitamn Water party then at Tao on Main St. while PRETENDING to be friends with that girl Brittney who won her My BFF show. you could tell they hated each other and Paris NEVER spoke a word to the poor girl. it was all fake so Paris should shut her face and remember the whole world has seen her raunch body butt naked with a skeevy guy so who is she to talk? Doug picked a winner...FOR SURE!
my words of advice to Paris - you are old, wrinkly, and have big feet. nobody wants to see your mug anymore that's why no one is paying you for club appearances!
21. TEDBUNDY187 - May 28, 2009 4:09 PM
I would eat her brown freinds brown stain just to get the herp from that sexy little skank. God bless her sluttyness and others like her.... keep fuckin ppl
22. MrAwesome - May 28, 2009 4:16 PM
So I totally thought this was going to be about her guest appearing on the hills and shitting. How disappointed I am now.
23. PunkA - May 28, 2009 4:50 PM
Apparently, Hilton thought Friends was real. How sad she must be when she learns that **GASP** they were ACTING!!!!
24. Kye - May 28, 2009 4:56 PM
"The show is, like, so lame and fake" - talk about yourself Paris!
25. Alli Watermelon - May 28, 2009 5:13 PM
Her boyfriend is hot...I'm not going to lie...lol
26. maxchain - May 28, 2009 6:04 PM
Pot, meet kettle.
27. Randal - May 28, 2009 6:27 PM
I know you come to The FISH a lot Paris, with your beautiful pictures and sparkling smile, but The Hills is *REAL*. I cannot wait to read what Heidi and Spencer have to say when they post their next photo shoot at this site. If you did not know, they're the stars of The Hills and have broken the boundary of TV and LIFE.
Randal
28. Galtacticus - May 28, 2009 6:49 PM
Doug Reinhardt has good business skills.He's in the cellular phone business as well.
29. Darth - May 28, 2009 6:55 PM
Last photo;classy mouthshot!
30. picture-this - May 28, 2009 10:14 PM
Who the hell cares about one person in this post? All of these people are without merit. They can all drop off the world for all I care. And I hope to God they take Heidi and Spencer with them. Good riddance!
31. shay - May 28, 2009 11:13 PM
fake brown friend?? c'mon superficial. you probably meant no harm, but, that does sound a little racist.
32. LMS - May 28, 2009 11:14 PM
Um....yeah....like Paris Hilton is like so lame and fake...
NEXT!
33. Ananana - May 29, 2009 8:36 AM
it's never a good sign when doug fucking nobody tells you that the hills is lame...
oh and dubai is an overrated tourist colony where dumb fat ass americans go to *experience middle eastern culture*.
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35. Karri - May 29, 2009 1:27 PM
Doug Reinhardt was famous for something?
huh. I didn't even know.
36. lee - May 30, 2009 1:39 PM
from the first photo, it's clear that she is wearing upper dentures. the pink plastic edge is visible in the back of her mouth.
37. get over yourself - June 11, 2009 12:51 AM
Paris is so fake and plastic!! Look at how hard she is trying to "look sexy" in those pictures, Its HILARIOUS!!!! I feel actually sorry for her, what an empty life.
she has no talent whatsoever and is a whore. Why does the world care about her... i know I DONT. She is dumb and fake just like all the stupid little girls who live in LA and are all WANNABES!!!!!!!!! Get a fucking life and waste someone elses time
38. eyes wide shut - June 14, 2009 9:04 AM
she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control - she looks like a complete idoit in these photos - she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image - these people puppets to the media it is really sad
39. eyes wide shut - June 14, 2009 9:04 AM
she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control - she looks like a complete idoit in these photos - she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image - these people are puppets to the media it is really sad
40. eyes wide shut - June 14, 2009 9:04 AM
she is a perfect exzample of someone outta control - she looks like a complete idoit in these photos - she appears to have a nonrealistic image of herself in her head. Flashing of her female hood to the pubic is a sign of low self image - these people are puppets to the media it is really sad