May 12 2009Paris Hilton has an ass. Who knew?

First.

Ew.

cunt bag

ugh. no one cares.

That'sa very loose definition of an ass.

Heh, loose. Get it?

and on ramp to VD lol good stuff.

Seriously though, she has an ass like i had at 12 . So basically she still has the body of a 12 year old boy....with herpes.

She looks like a cartoon character.

that does not compliment her ass at all... she could look so good (as good as Paris gets) in a bikini... why wear something so fugly?

Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.

That's not-hot.

weird... she's so tall, now I see it's her torso that's long, not her legs... hrmmm... she's just weird looking. and gross.

Paris Hilton IS An Ass. I Knew.

Really...is it THAT hard to find a suit that fits properly?
Doesnt this bitch have barrelfulls of money???
Buy a decent suit, fer crying out loud! They have 'em at WALMART for $15.99!

I'd love to give her sunburned back a hard open wet handed smack.

Her suit hasn't fit right ever since her vagina broke out into flame.

who would you rather do? Mickey Rourke in a dress or Madonna in this photo:

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you call that an ass? wow. The only ass I see is the douche bag BF that is able to put up with her crap.

Who knew ?? Who cares ??

That's my kind of ass...the kind you find on underage boys...mmmm pedo....

if it wasnt for the surgery that she is gonna get or has already gotten, she would not age well at all. that is except her ass which stopped growing when she was an eight year old boy.

Looks like she will also have skin cancer by the looks of that burn.

Paris looking a little burnt..maybe she should stick to spray tanning. What is she up to? Boyfriend number 6,969?

I have seen better cheeks on a chimpmunk!

And yet, despite all her money, insists on no sunscreen. Ouch. That's hot.

Wow, she's going to be leathery when she gets older. Like Beef Jerky.

You have to remember why her ass is so small----it's proportional to the size of her brain.

Well, "sunburnt" isn't the same as "burst into flames" , so we can rule out vampire.

Glad to see outside in the daytime before sundown, Paris!
Amazing that you woke up before the crack of 3pm

f'ing gross

that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there.... im still trying to find what you're talking about.

that ISSSSSSSSSSSS legs connected to her torso, are you kidding me?! there is no buttocks there.... im still trying to find what you're talking about.

... so *not* an ass.

Gross. It's weird that she doesn't take care of her skin properly, what an idiot.

She looks like the modern version of the Coppertone girl, only this time with a fire crotch and STD's. She is truly pathetic.

Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on " ___ T a l l c o n n e c t . c o m ___ " loved her! and she's popular on the site; so, what happened?

Her hair is unfortunate. Looks like a fucking burned up troll doll. In pic 2 her feet look all fucked up like she's painted on some kind of Egyptian relief or something. Except with, you know, more herpes.

My penis is tingling

She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)

She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?

Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.

-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road...to wherever the Devil puts his "look bot don't touch" items?

She has a very low cut, flat ass. Much like all white women (And I´m one, if you thought about startin to slam that racist-crap all over my comment)

She has that kind of reeeaaaly low cut ass that normally pre-puberty boys has
At least they do here in scandinavia),
and all that can change in a heartbeat with a pair of Lowride Hanky Panky´s,
so why wait?

Hanky Pank Yourself, woman!
So that we all will live trough the next day as positive (not HIV), happy youngsters, glowing with the eager , youthful shine of life, wanting to learn, to free the world of pain, death and STD´s.

-Or will you just go down the P. Hilton lane?
The dark, crusty, itchy and lonley road...to wherever the Devil puts his "look but don't touch" items?

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL at the Lego man reference!

The only way I could tell Paris has an ass is by her butt crack.

#36

I am black and have a flat ass. I am skinny too.

#36:

What can I say? Your god is cruel.

in what world does that bathing suit bottom fit?

That's the most unremarkable butt ever.

If this girl's torso was proportionate to her legs... I'd think she's only be 5'5'' at the most.

"Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson?"

You're a lame spammer, but you're also intentionally funny, so i forgive you! =D As for P.H.? Sure, she has an anus, and maybe even a butt; however, she definitely doesn't have an ass. Nope.

I'd stick a finger in that pooper. then my finger would match her back and we'd laugh about it later on

@8
Swamp Rape huh?

Just when you think youve done it all...

Damn... what's with the nasty brown stain at the top of her ass-crack???

I really don't want to see that ever again. I didn't want to see it to start out with! Now my eyes are itchy, and I want to cover my body with ointment. MAKE IT STOP!

If her & I were the only 2 left on earth to restart the human race, I would rather jerk off with a sandpaper mitten.

Grotesque.

WHERE IS HER ASS?

/white guys think that''s an ass if you're into 12 yr old boys

Holy crap! That's one pale looking ass! Where's my babe?

Just put a bottle of milk next to her ass and you grap her ass because you think it's the bottle of milk!

This is turning into one of those sites where you can see really shocking, disgusting images. I just ate and after seeing this I feel ill. Note to self: Never again visit The Superficial after eating, because there are too many disgusting images! Everything from Paris's no-ass ass to Kim's humongous flab-o-rama ass to that guy who has Rhys as part of his last name weird stare. Ugh, I feel really sick now.

how many 12 year old boy comments can there be. So old come up with something new

I'd bend her over and let her have it!!

This chick has the longest torso ever!!

Like the little Coppertone girl, but with STDs.

How do we even know this is Paris? Huh? The only pic showing any face is the first one, and even then it could be anyone. I'd even settle for a view of her notoriously knobby knees, but there's none of that either.

That said, I think that Paris, or whoever this is, has a kinda cute ass. but WTF is with that second shot? Her feet point in a completely different direction than the rest of her body; she looks like a drawing on an Egyptian tomb wall.

#58, Wow did you come up with that line all by yourself? See #31, he did a better version of your remark.

that's more of a slump than an ass.

She's just about perfect for most of the (closeted gay) male commenters here - she has a flat featureless white ass, like a boring white guy. Add a lot of hair on it, plus a hairy beer belly, and you've got their secret "lifemates".

I don't see an ass. I see an undercooked pancake.

The hell with her slimy pussy, I'd ramrod that flat ass until it's as red as her back!

be honest: YOU CAN IMAGINE SHIT IS COMING OUT, folks!!

nice ass
for more pics click on my name

What ass? Looks like my boyfriend's

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I'm waiting for Randal's comment.

Hola!

ummm Paris Hilton has a sunburn.

You call that an ass???!!!
you need to get out more

That bikini bottom accentuate Paris's butt real nicely, There would be rave review for that tight tush if it was not known it was Paris...

Jeez! She and Michael Phelps need to hook up and produce some bizarre looking mutant offspring with 2' legs and 6' torsos.

Randal, were waiting for you to defend this atrocity.

She has the same physique as the salamander in the Geico commercials. I expect to hear an English accent when she speaks.

Looks like a stack of pancakes...with NO butter..

wow she have small ass

i guess this days gangstars cant afford to fix their rides
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Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on " ___ Tall mingle . c o m ___ " loved her! and she's popular on the site; so, what happened?

I just wish there were a website that was fun like discotheque, where I could intercourse Robert Pattinson. Can anyone please help me???

"Paris Hilton has an ass"

You mis-spelt "is".

What ass??? lmao.

"She has the same physique as the salamander in the Geico commercials."

You sir, are a genius. Where *IS* Randal? =D

World Swimwear has the cutest swimsuits, she should have shopped there and got some bottoms that actually fits.

how is that an ass...shes flat as a board

EW OMG!!! IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MICHAEL DOUGLAS'S ASS IN BASIC INSTINCT LOL LETS HAVE A TALK PARIS...MAN TO MAN HAHAHHA

Paris has a nice ass. #73 is right. If she pulled her bikini bottom up, her ass would look ever better.

...cute little butt.

...cute little butt.

not impressive...

she has a hanging flat ass

Speak for youself.

White women from east of the Rhine or south of the 50 north got some major action in the back.
Hell, Paris' ass is even pitiful compared to normal flat asses.

It's not even a cute, plump little butt, it's just BLEGH