May 26 2009Pamela Anderson in a bikini
Here's Pamela Anderson celebrating Memorial Day by squeezing her huge old cans into a bikini and taking her kids to the beach. People always talk about having two moms or dads will turn a child gay, but I highly doubt Pam's sons are looking at her and thinking "If this is what a woman looks like, count me in." Unless, of course, they have an unnatural love of beef jerky. Then maybe.

Reader Comments
1. Que - May 26, 2009 11:13 AM
Que nice (many moons ago).
2. yupppppppp - May 26, 2009 11:16 AM
Pamela A. > Carmen E.
3. JPRichardson - May 26, 2009 11:19 AM
I'd hit her. For the old times. I'm a nostalgic man.
4. supersex - May 26, 2009 11:21 AM
i think her balls are starting to drop
5. T-Man - May 26, 2009 11:24 AM
She is looking a little rough and some how ended up with Tara Reid's stomach.
6. Shawn - May 26, 2009 11:30 AM
I won't lie. I'd still hit it just to say I did.
7. Sid - May 26, 2009 11:34 AM
For somebody who leads an absolutely brutal lifestyle, heath-wise, Pam really held it together for a long time. Unfortunately the warranties seem to have expired on most of her body parts at the same time.
8. isitin - May 26, 2009 11:35 AM
She lost her ass somewhere.
9. Deva - May 26, 2009 11:36 AM
Boy, gravity sucks.
10. Dirk Diggler - May 26, 2009 11:36 AM
Stay Classy Pam Anderson!
11. Damn - May 26, 2009 11:41 AM
Man have to say I'd definitely hit that, she's doing pretty well for an old bitch.
12. Ammortal - May 26, 2009 11:42 AM
I just wonder if a young boy, during his scouring of the internet for porn, ever runs across footage of dear old mom with Tommy Lee's cock in her mouth and whips his skippy to it anyway?
13. RichPort's Ghost - May 26, 2009 11:43 AM
Sheeeeeeeet... I'd ATM her... but then again, I still listen to 80's music and drive a Trans Am with T tops...
14. Angus - May 26, 2009 12:00 PM
Really? Guys look at the second pic on the second row and say "I'd still hit that"??? Somebody should tell their grandmas to lock the door.
15. Freekity geeek - May 26, 2009 12:09 PM
I think she looks alright. I don't know too many moms her age who could look that good in a bikini. Actually, I don't know many 20-year-olds who look that good in a bikini. Personally, I think she would look much better if she lost the implants... I don't think she needs them, never has. I'm a girl though, so I guess boobs are not a big deal to me.
16. ChunkyMonkey - May 26, 2009 12:10 PM
Awful legs, mommy tummy, plastic tits, sandblasted face.
Won't be spilling any future babies over this cow-hag.
17. Dan - May 26, 2009 12:13 PM
Damn! she still very hot!!!
18. Dr. Phil - May 26, 2009 12:14 PM
"Actually, I don't know many 20-year-olds who look that good in a bikini."
Do you live within the fallout zone of a nuclear testing site?
19. mikeock - May 26, 2009 12:14 PM
Time is a mother-fucker.
Pammy would look good on any beach in this country, but because she's "Pam Anderson" she's held to a higher standard. Sorry, Pam.
I'd bang her though, but only if she wedged into that red Baywatch swim suit and pulled the crotch aside for me.
20. Ted - May 26, 2009 12:19 PM
She knows the camera's on her and she's trying to suck it all in and hold everything together, but she can't pull it off anymore so you get some pics like those horrible granny-tummy ones. The worse pic here is not as bad as she'd look naked while NOT posing. If you still want to "hit it" you're just a hopeless celebrity fanboy.
21. mikeock - May 26, 2009 12:25 PM
#20 - Ted.....how long have you known you were gay?
22. melissa - May 26, 2009 12:25 PM
I think she looks pretty damn good for 40!!! She would look even better without those huge fake tits and the fried hair. If she took out the implants and got some low lights in that hair she would look WAY better. Like someone else said, for the lifestyle she leads she is looking good but its time to change the parts around. Her body is WAY better then most 20 somethings I see, all the 20 somethings I see have fat rolls over the sides of their jeans and fupa.( I dont know how and when this country got so fat, I was getting coffee other day and I just stood in sheer amazement as one obese person after another came walking in. Men, Women, Children, Teenagers, 20 something couples. It was so gross I had to look, I couldn't believe this is where I live, this is what we have become. ) Pam's body looks fine and it she worked out she would look amazing, she just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
23. Learn How I Make over $100 Profit with PPC Everyday - May 26, 2009 12:30 PM
i would bang the crap out of her, beef jerky or not.
24. Ted - May 26, 2009 12:33 PM
#21 - ever since your dad offered me $20 to let him blow me, the cheap gay bastard. He did say something about having a fanboy son who had a hard time getting dates and spent all day jerking off to his Baywatch posters.
25. Jackson - May 26, 2009 12:41 PM
At least Pam does not take posed pictures of herself at the beach in a bikini and then sends out airbrushed pictures to the media like short fat wide hip Kim Kardaskank! I'd rather see Pam in a bikini that fat cellulite butt and lipo lumps wide hip Kim Kardaskank!
26. Laura - May 26, 2009 12:47 PM
I think she looks pretty good for her age - and for having hepatitis!!
27. Uncle Charlie - May 26, 2009 12:50 PM
Yep, still hit that. Still better than what you guys will ever get on here who are blasting her.
28. pedro - May 26, 2009 12:53 PM
not too bad for an old bat with high mileage
29. Bay - May 26, 2009 12:56 PM
These are some of the best pictures I've seen of Pam in awhile. Now, if she could only find a swimsuit that fit, and put down the drinky for a minute, perhaps her gut wouldn't look so pronouced.
30. john saralan - May 26, 2009 1:18 PM
Protocol says we all have to be superficial, but the truth is she looks better than 90% of 20-year-old American girls. I wouldn't touch her if someone paid me, just because of the fake breasts and evil face, but I just thought I'd be real-world about her body. All you bitches better start running a mile every day or you'll look a LOT worse when you're 90, I mean 50.
31. Mr. Jones - May 26, 2009 1:22 PM
Wrecked.
32. alex - May 26, 2009 1:34 PM
Now the rest of her body is as saggy and loose as her pooter.
33. Barney Frank - May 26, 2009 1:36 PM
Not one comment about the minor camel toe in pic #1?
34. verbatim - May 26, 2009 1:44 PM
FOR SOMEONE IN HER 40's SHE LOOKS DAMN GOOD, probably better than 95% of other people her age and 75% of those in their 20's and 30's!! I for one am insanely envious of her physique, with or without the fake cans.
35. Deacon Jones - May 26, 2009 1:58 PM
Mmmmm...nothing like a blond MILF man. Best sex you'll ever get.
You pussys bashing her are worthless nerds.
36. Julz for Pam!! - May 26, 2009 2:07 PM
I saw Pam at an all day party with the kids flying all over the place... I was shocked at how decent she looks in person compared to everyone else in reality at the party -not the extremely high bar we set here. Anyhoo, she's not as skanky looking in person. I mean c mon, it's Pamela Anderson! She invented this bed head trashy look. So she looked decent but her attitude was so mellow and cool . she herself was bitching about getting tolder and her junk looking like Tara Reid and alcohol making her wrinkles worse but who can stop here? Not me. She's harder on herself than the fish folks and it's actually funny. She's hot in person and extremely sweet. Zero attitude and actually made the party sick hot w/her bubbly sexy shit. I vote yummy! She koo...
37. Mary Jane - May 26, 2009 2:28 PM
I went into the comments ready to defend her becuz C'MON she is Pamela Anderson and has been hot for like 20 years, but it makes me happy to see that other people feel the same, she is no spring chicken we don't have to hate on anyone that has a flaw ((which is everyone)) the site is called the superficial but horray for all the nonsuperficial people left in the world. =]
38. fact - May 26, 2009 2:42 PM
"Protocol says we all have to be superficial, but the truth is she looks better than 90% of 20-year-old American girls."
No she doesn't.
39. RichPort's Ghost - May 26, 2009 2:44 PM
#35 - I'd wreck that punani like Kate Gosselin's marriage... I'd choke her like guy #75 at the BJ world record tryouts... I'd plaster her face like a papier-mâché sculpture... I'd nail her like a galvanized deck screw wielded by a drunk contractor... I'm sure she takes it like a champ.
40. Bethany - May 26, 2009 2:46 PM
I'm in college and the weather got warm about a month ago, and all you have to do is walk through campus and you'll see hundreds of girls with better bodies than Pam's. You can say she looks good for her age, or for so many years of drugs and alcohol and diseases, or whatever party line there is to say celebrities deserve to be celebrities when they clearly DON'T anymore, but don't be silly and say she looks better than most 20-year-olds, because then we'll know you're a middle-aged potbelly in a cubicle. She's a beaten android.
41. Vince Lombardi - May 26, 2009 2:53 PM
Having seen the last three sets of pics of Pammy, I have reached the sad conclusion that she's probably an alcoholic and needs rehab. Her face and body lack any tautness - she's "drunk puffy" and her lack of concern for her personal appearance (ie. no makeup, hair undone) and her willingness to parade around in whatever makes me think she's constantly buzzed.
42. Famous Plastic - May 26, 2009 3:17 PM
Oh Pam. Aging is so cruel. She should start working out, she would look way better.
43. Pat - May 26, 2009 3:18 PM
"I'd wreck that punani"
Looks like you're at least 10 years late for that.
44. Nat - May 26, 2009 3:28 PM
Yuck! I mean she looks like her cooter is rotten!
45. RichPort's Ghost - May 26, 2009 3:29 PM
#43 - Touchê...
46. Deacon Jones - May 26, 2009 3:47 PM
@40
Depends on where you go to school. Any town/city >100 miles from the beach are pretty big.
Not so for Southern cali. When I was at the Irvine campus, I wouldve been sentenced to 3 life sentences in a row if the feds couldve read my mind.
47. sarah - May 26, 2009 5:16 PM
this is what you get when you are in the sun all the time... rough and wrinkled skin. she still looks good for her age but she would look even better if she didn't take so much sun. lots of sun= wrinkles and oh SKIN CANCER
48. Mechanic - May 26, 2009 5:32 PM
She's like a car with all the right parts but damage everywhere. Her ass is almost completely deflated, her front bumpers are dinged and out of alignment, her undercarriage is crumpled, and her grill is showing the effects of too much stuff going splat on it. Sure, it can be fixed, but it'll cost ya, and no, it won't be good as new - way too many miles on it.
49. ROUGH Daddy - May 26, 2009 5:43 PM
Yes im much more comfortable my mom is a demure muumuu wearing saint then a C-seeking missile!
50. samburinya - May 26, 2009 5:45 PM
MARAVILLA , MARAVILLA De parte de Benedetti :
"Maravilla
Vamos mengana a usar la maravilla
esa vislumbre que no tiene dueño
afila tu delirio / arma tu sueño
en tanto yo te espero en la otra orilla
si somos lo mejor de los peores
gastemos nuestro poco albedrio
recupera tu cuerpo / hacelo mío
que yo lo aceptare de mil amores
y ya que estamos todos en capilla
y dondequiera el mundo se equivoca
aprendamos la vida boca a boca
y usemos de una vez la maravilla.
"
51. Mister Bored - May 26, 2009 7:17 PM
Just like almost all white women... their looks expire much too quickly.
Her face is wearing the signs of all of the partying, the vagina... it already looks like a moose knuckle.
And in a few years, she'll have skin cancer from all of that sunning.
52. titsonsnack - May 26, 2009 9:14 PM
She looks older than she is. I guess that's what hepatitis and a lifetime in the sun will do to you.
53. Adam Stett - May 26, 2009 10:33 PM
wow she looks so old now
look at her skin
54. timmy the frisky virus - May 26, 2009 10:34 PM
It's so easy to hate her, and she deserves it.
Where's Randal? I'd sure like to see him try to put a positive spin on this disaster.
55. Narcissist - May 26, 2009 10:39 PM
Her and Tara Reid should by some T-shirts and better leg coverage for the beach.
56. celebrity gossip rumors - May 26, 2009 11:00 PM
I love that half the headlines on this celebrity gossip site have the word "bikini" in them.
57. gink - May 26, 2009 11:23 PM
I have to say she no longer looks like Pam Anderson and can no longer live up to her image but she looks well above average and better in a swimsuit then most girls half her age.
58. excrement on a plate - May 26, 2009 11:53 PM
Amazing that one' s livlihood is following others around like a leach taking their photos. Sick.
She looks fucking smoking to me. But then, I'm not a faggot.
59. Woolcifer - May 27, 2009 12:05 AM
EWWWW. I hated her then and it's even worse now.
60. Woolcifer - May 27, 2009 12:05 AM
EWWWW. I hated her then and it's even worse now.
61. gerard vandenberg - May 27, 2009 12:14 AM
I think the time has come for wearing a bathing-suite, folks!!
WHY IS IT AMERICANS DON'T SEE THIS?
62. Binky - May 27, 2009 12:20 AM
Binky : My sources are saying :
- She's got a good sense of humour
- Learning to cook.
- The Hep-C was from Tommy (even though he doesn't seem to have it - but related internal bleeding could have caused all those 'tatoos' of his.)
- Likes long walks on the beach (brings own floatation)
- Is over David Hasselhof and says never purchased any of his CD's
- Sounds pretty good to me !!!!
Cliff Notes : Bink - she doesn't like.... 'Meat'.... anymore....
Binky : Oh....ok..
...not that I've seen the show....
63. Charley Kane - May 27, 2009 12:56 AM
Body wise she's better in her forties than 99 percent of women younger than her, face wise, not so much.
64. Mikey - May 27, 2009 1:10 AM
Leathery
very leathery
65. Delish - May 27, 2009 1:56 AM
Looks like skelator with a blonde wig and baloons taped to his chest...wait that was mean....I'm sorry Skelator.....
66. Ben - May 27, 2009 2:29 AM
Her body is incredible, especially for her age, and better then most women half her age, although I hate fake tits.
67. STRANGELY, THOSE FUN-BAGS ARE LOOKING SMALLER - May 27, 2009 2:56 AM
To keep surgeons in business, I see a reduction of her fun-bags she wears. Definitely no deepsea diving with those. She wouldn't be able to drown, either. But with ALL the surgery she's had, boobs, vanishing pussy lips, ass, complete face change, what's next?
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69. Dr. Levi - May 27, 2009 7:11 AM
[DELETED AND BANNED]
- The Superficial
70. The Bong Show - May 27, 2009 10:01 AM
She's so irrelevant.
71. beer has lots of calories - May 27, 2009 1:11 PM
#40 bethany - i don't know which college you go to, but in my experience, most college girls carry around that lovely spare tire around their middle. i am just out of college and have witnessed numerous girls get 'college girl fat' (the phrase i like to use for girls who are not otherwise particularly heavy, but have huge beer bellies). i was never fat while in college, but i am actually thinner now, and have a perfectly flat stomach that i didn't have then. getting on a flight in europe recently, i noticed that every american study abroad student boarding the plane had a HUGE belly, and it finally hit me, that america's college girls are letting themselves go. you have to hit the gym if you are going to hit the bottle. or even if you aren't - cafeteria food is not particularly healthy.
in reference to pamela, she has a better BODY than most girls in their 20's, but her SKIN is worse, giving it that saggy appearance. how many lazy college girls do you know that work out enough to have the muscle definition that pam has? at the moment their skin gives them the illusion of being more toned than pam...but they all tan more than even she did to hide the fact that they don't work out, and will look a HELL of a lot worse when they get to her age.
72. Alli Watermelon - May 27, 2009 3:16 PM
Can you imagine having her as your mother? "This is my mom, Pamela" Next thing you know, your friend is trying to bone her simply because of how slutty she looks and acts. You're getting old, Pam. Yes, your body is still decent. But for the love of God, stay out of the sun and realize your age. You aren't 21 anymore.
73. Magpie - May 27, 2009 7:49 PM
Um you guys are stupid she looks great!
74. bitingontinfoil - May 27, 2009 7:54 PM
I don't think some people would have as strong of a reaction if she just ACTED HER AGE! She's beginning to remind me of those pathetic, washed up has-been barbie dolls desperately clinging to youth.
She's become her image - that of a vapid, aging, partying hep C douchebug.
75. yowillie - May 27, 2009 11:56 PM
Nice toe.
76. Herman Nelson - July 20, 2009 12:48 PM
WOWWWW I THINK SHE LOOKS DAMM HOTT AND ALOT OF MEN AND WOMEN WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER FOR A DAY ! ME I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HER ALL NITE AND DAY TO PLAY WITH WOWWWWWW WHAT A WOMAN ! MMMMM YUMMYYYYYYYY
77. The Master SEO - October 18, 2009 10:28 AM
I was her fan and now I start loving her.
Post more pictures
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