May 11 2009Nick Cannon writes crazy shit about Eminem

Oh suck it up Mariah.

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Nick Cannon used a phrase that I've heard on Springer and most of the TV court shows. WTF does it mean to call somebody "out of their name"???

He must motorboat the hell out of those babies.

Dad, Nick Cannon's hilarious.

He's just pissed because he got Eminem's sloppy seconds.

I love how he talks about supporting freedom of speech while threatening someone because of what they said! The sign of the times, ladies and gentlemen.

OOOOOOHHH, NIck Cannon vs. Eminem. How exciting.

Im no fan of Mr Carey here, but why is a bad ass rapper like Eminim keep taking on Women or "Parodying"?

I hate thugs.

They're just so -- pathetic.

I mean.. their whole lives revolve around the respect they think they're owed, talking shit, threatening people, posing, and possibly killing people thinking they're gunna get "street cred" for it.

How pathetic.

Stupid hardcore dumb thuggish people who think that is what life is about. They're doing nothing but playacting. And they're playacting a highly immature game.

I think Nick Cannon is their leader. He's certainly dumb/poserish enough to be.

I hope Nick Cannon realizes the can of worms he just opened.... remember what happened to Ja Rule when he tried to dis on Em? Nick Cannon is going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

ha ha. you said ja rule

Has there ever been one word worth reading on a celebrity (or so-called celebrity) blog? This Nick dude, Lindsay, Lindsay's dad, Paris... all of them should just SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The moron's tits look great.

Mariah Carey is not black! She's half black hispanic.

Mariah Carey is not even black! She's half black hispanic.

Eminem is a idiot wigger.

I don't even know WTF Nick Cannon is.

Mariah has stellar tits....

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He's a better writer than Fish. Alas.

SMOOVE B!!

First of all I think Emiems new work he has released from his album sucks balls. It's like hes trying to outdo himself and ends up sounding like shit. Second I think Nick Cannon is a moron. He is going to get a very nasty song written about himself trying to act all tough. All in all everyone sucks.

The end!!!

Nick Cannon is the gay.

so funny.

stupid black guy.

Didn't he grow up in the 'burbs of San Diego?

/stay black homie!

The new Eminem CD is actually some of his best work, Chugalug. You'll be extremely impressed if you listen to it in it's entirety. I do agree that We Made You and Crack A Bottle are a little ... less. But they're MTV songs! It's been the same with every one of his albums. He has to have something there for the mainstream.

It's his best work as Slim Shady to date. Easily. I can only hope that Relapse 2 is just as good.

I'd butter those boobs and eat 'em with beans!

I don't know what the hell that means.

I'm uncomfortable with blacks. They're always hostile and obnoxious.

"He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y'all know, I don't take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I'm instantly like, I got to get at this Lame."

What the blue fuck............?

Will Mariah please use some of her money to get this idiot some English lessons. It's so poorly written I had to give up as it made my eyes hurt.

Man, I would LOVE to get a hold of her funbags, they look Grrrr -EAT!

I think I heard my brain pop while I was reading his blog.

Kick his ass, Eminem is an overrated bitch.

@3 ...I think to call someone out of their name means calling a woman any nasty word that isn't their birth name. I learned this lesson the hard way when I called a black chick a bitch and saw my life flash before me and the fury of a thousand fires in her eyes.. I recall hearing the words "don't think you can call me out my name" or something like that, it was faint because I was pretty busy running to hear what was going on behind me.

And before anyone jumps to any conclusions, no I am not a racist. She was just genuinely being a bitch.

@ 31 cause she wouldn't do your laundry, right!?!

Could she possibly be any LESS relevant?

Oh Guy... always one to push the envelope.

I've taken dumps that have more talent that Nick Cannon

God, she's hot. I'd like to spend a week banging her like a drum. Let nick & M&M fight it out, I'll be sucking on her tits.

She has nice tits, for a minute I didnt even recognize her, I thought she was just some white hooker

Who the hell is Nick Cannon? The only reference I'd ever heard before this was from Chappelle's Show, and that was ages ago.

Who gives a fuck about that whore Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon's corny ass and Eminem with his washed up has been ass wigger music. They can all eat glass!

PURSE FIGHT !!

Nick Cannon is trying to build some street cred here don't you see. He is from the rough streets of San Diego, which is much more hard core than where Eminem is from!

Since when is Mariah Carey black?

So Nick Cannon says, "Fuck Christ, I gots do sum grown up man shit up in here like it be".

Actually, best of luck. Get a shot in for Triumph the Dog, too.

@38 - He was in "Drumline"!
...never mind.

Nick Cannon is an uneducated and untalented little bitch who is just lucky enough to keep his name "out there". And can anybody really take him seriously when he speaks like an illiterate fool?

well he's kinda right. Eminem is a has been....

If Mariah Carey wants to be black so bad, she shouldn't have let her ancestors sleep with so many white people.

And Nick Cannon sounds like a drunk Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science.

Mariah Carey's black?

wtf...Mariah married a 15 year old. Sweet. I like how Nick Cannon (who?) calls Eminem a has-been. Haha

I'm going to cut Mariah Carey with my axe in two halves and give both of them half a Mariah Carey.

Is none of them both begging me to let her live? That means that both of them don't care about her.

That's a big piece of meat to cut at once.

How about splitting her in two?

The one who cares most about her will get her! Unless Mariah Carey don't give a crap.

Everyone in here is dogging on Nick Cannon, but come on! He's defending his wife! He'd be a bigger bitch if he didn't.

Eminem IS a has been. His schtick is making fun of people and trying to act like a psycho. It's old. We're ready for a change. Yes we can.

I didn't know Mariah Carey was black. I saw her on Oprah a while back when Oprah did a salute to black women and Mariah was one of them, and I was like what the?? It's cool though. I guess now a days, if you're any part black whatsoever, you're just black. Look at Obama. Love the guy, but how do people choose to be just half of who they are? Can't you be both? Can't they just mix the names together like "Brangelina" only call it Blaucasion? Or African-Caucasion? Mariah would be "Caucasion with a hint of Africanism".

#3 He learned his grammar and language skiils at the same "school of thought" where he majored in tough-guy-shit-talking and Random Capitalization. Dude was valedictorian. True story.

#53 Check out Mo'Nique's mixed-race flow chart in "Domino", where she explains to Jerry Spinger's audience what "Japanic", "Blacktino" and "Chinegro" mean.

Fuckin' hysterical! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIoCHuG2pBw

I went to high school with nick cannon, and the area is a middle class suburb. he certainly didnt pick up his thug mentality in rancho san diego.

@53

I think Mariah Carey being called black is a remnant of the one drop rule.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_drop_rule

He thinks he is big enough to take on Eminem?

hahaha

I'd love to see those two brawl. They'd be all windmilling their arms like middle-school girls.

Nice to see Mariah's still rockin' that cleavage!

For a man his age, if I was him I would worry about grammar more than anything else. My 14 year old cousin can speak better.

@30 Hilarious!!

N word.

Mariah is looking THICK. Not in the good way either. Good lord.

nick cannon your an idiot.....seriously shutup and take it....your corny and mariah probably told your ass to shut up....but your an idiot so you did anyways...come ON it'S EMINEM.....A HAS BEEN? COME ON SERIOUSLY? YOUR AN IDIOT....GOOD LUCK GETTING ANY KIND OF JOB OTHER THAN YOUR GAY MOVIES YOU DO...PEACE!

He is talking smack because he has Mariah's bodyguards to protect him.
You know she is not going to let her little lap dog get hurt.
LOL

"He begins to call my wife out of her name! . So on some grown man shit I'm instantly like, I got to get at this Lame.."

What the fuck? Is this even English? I could barely even read it. Next time I think Nick Cannon should probably dictate his blog to someone who can correctly utilize the English language.

Mariah is, maybe, MAYBE, an octoroon, if she's lucky.

Nick Cannon is the gay.
Eminem' is gay too
both need to STFU or I'm going to kill them both

Nick Cannon is in trouble. Em's gonna have a new song written about him next week that's gonna make this chump look silly.

When married to this woman we're not really surprised, folks!!

Hey Nick - Mariah may be your wife but she's still a has been, hip=hop fluzy and a ring wont ever change that. Ur such a whiny lil punk b!tch. I cant wait to watch EM drop you in your place - if he even takes the time to respond to a 'no talent @ss clown' like yourself

typical rapper "i'm harder than you" drama............idiots need to realize my grandma (and she's dead) could put either of these wannabe tough guys on their ass, pathetic.............what is wrong with these people; i could give a flying fuck about what u drive; what horrendous jewelry u wear; what retarded looking "ride" u drive (leased of course) ; which particular mammoth fat ass girl ur bangin'; waving $ around like u actually have it; how nice ur "grill" is etc etc.........i'm not racist by nature but this behaviour is just fucking wanky to say the least...........and white guys that admire this "lifestyle", please step up.......i will pound u like a fucking nail, fake ass, tough guy m-fer

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What a dumbass, this only makes him look like a egotistical moron.

wow, usually these comments all suck. However, there are a couple on here today that really deserve kudos for being fabulous! #30 and #53 - laughed my ass off!

The bitch is crazy - and i don't mean Mariah or Marshall.

NICK WHO?????????????????

Nick Cannon is a fucking irrelevant faggot.

I see relying on Mariah's tits did nothing for his prospects, so now it's time for total career suicide. Hey tough guy... I hear Lil Bow Wow called yo mama a ho...

This dude just same some 'Grown man Shit'

The last time I checked writing your emotions on a blog is far from grown man.

If you wanted to say something to EM about him talking about your wife...it is called a cell phone or just shut the fuck up gigolo!

Did this dude just say some 'Grown man Shit'

The last time I checked writing your emotions on a internet blog is far from grown man.

If you wanted to say something to EM about him talking about your wife...it is called a cell phone or just shut the fuck up gigolo!

The comments on here concerning Mariah Carey's blackness are appallingly ignorant. For those who don't know any US history, white people invented the One Drop Rule, which states that if you have one drop of black blood, you are black. Racist white people wanted this "rule" because the didn't want biracial people classified as white because they considered them mongrels. For hundreds of years, black people have opened their arms to bi and multiracial people and accepted them as part of our community. Mariah Carey is black, white and Venezuelan and as a multiracial woman, she is also part of the black community.
Also - "African Americans," in general, are all multiracial. It's extremely easy to tell the difference between a black American and an African because most of us have Native American and white ancestors. Blacks come in every shade from Mariah white to Akon black.
Educate yourselves people.

The comments on here concerning Mariah Carey's blackness are appallingly ignorant. For those who don't know any US history, white people invented the One Drop Rule, which states that if you have one drop of black blood, you are black. Racist white people wanted this "rule" because the didn't want biracial people classified as white because they considered them mongrels. For hundreds of years, black people have opened their arms to bi and multiracial people and accepted them as part of our community. Mariah Carey is black, white and Venezuelan and as a multiracial woman, she is also part of the black community.
Also - "African Americans," in general, are all multiracial. It's extremely easy to tell the difference between a black American and an African because most of us have Native American and white ancestors. Blacks come in every shade from Mariah white to Akon black.
Educate yourselves people.

She's crying because they just announced they ran out of hamburgers.

"Is you scared?"...talking like that sets the black race back another 100 years. My money is on Eminem to soundly kick this posers ass. Oh, and Mariah is about as black as I am.

Real Africans, from the continent...LAUGH at the so called African Americans in this country. They want nothing to do with thier classless use of the language and the rap culture. It's a modern day minstral show.

To say Eminem is UNGODLY for what he's done, and then turn around and threaten him, seems a TAD hypocritical. Evil begets evil Mr. Cannon, but what do I care...ignorance is bliss.

53. I think you mean Caucasian ... learn to spell.

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Hey Nick Cannon, you are a fuckin' Nigga so who the Fuck cares what you think!
As for Mariah Carey, she is just another Hollywood SLUT! Eat shit the both of you ass-clowns! Word Nigga!

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Nick Cannon offered my $50 for a blojob in a Bronx portapotty.

I accepted.

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Woooow, the Sultan of Smack Nick S. Preston Esquireee!

Im with him dude, eminem is just living in the past, that which made him records; that is shtting on everyone else so as to deviate from his own shitty rhymes. Hes a white guy rapping, and hes no House Of Pain. More Nick cannon turning on the swagger and asking Eminem how his ass tastes once Eminem gets RUNNNN

I didn't know Mariah Carey was married, but now that I do know I'm surprised to find out she's not married to a celebrity or some rich person.

Come to think of it, maybe she thought he was Willie McGee.

Negros crack me up. Mariah is black?

EMinem is a has been.. with poor ailing "down the drain" career.. do you really have to pick on women? i could see that nick cannon was holding back a bit.. there is still some virtue left inside of him..

eminem do that to me, il turn my back to that useless cr*p rapper, but do that to my wife? ill pump him right open make him a new as5h0le at his right butt cheek, homophobic black "wannabee" punk be sh1tt1ng for months sideways..

and to all you pro eminem, u think he is GOD, good rapper..watever BS.. u think he got the right to do that on women? think twice you f*gg0ts.. well, F*ck u eminem fag!

I wanna know if a man came up in your face and called your woman a whore and a cunt you woulnt say or do anything my husband better speak up or he going to be put to the streets its not about being a hood its about standing up to a guy who only picks on woman boybands or people who cant rap why would nick or any man be afraid of eminem mariah already shut him down and he went away crying so for 8 years hes been stalking her and trying to convince people he had her mariah is never going to go that low em is a racist he already told people how he feels about black woman i just want to know how can people say hes good and bad when he has not even went after anybody big like jayz nas or kanye and if he called beyonce a whore or halle berry jayz and the black community would break his ass and people would be egging him on i want to thank nick for doing what nobody has done in a while stand up for their woman dont let the haters get you down PS feminem has got a kid all i gotta say is karma is a bitch i just heard kanye went after feminem leta see how he handles kanye

Nick Canon is whiter than eminem... Now back up then karate chopping words and do something about it...or is the Christ like Nick with no dick going to run this??

feminen is not black he just hangs out with black men who kisses his ass how is some guy who only goes after women go kick ass he may kick yours though no matter who the joker hangs out withy hes still white trash and mario im glad you aint my punk ass man em cant beat nobody his white trash of a wife was with another man and he sneaked to hit the man in the back with a bottle ha ha maybe hes getting it on with his kid hayley since he likes to hurt women and tell jokes oh dont get mad because i said something about his whore of a daughter and his cunt of a wife im just joking ha ha you see i can joke like em but hes sick so you never know i kn ow you people can take a joke i hope he does not get his kid pregnant ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol

Mariah your music is beautiful. Nick you protected your wife. Eminem you exercised your freedom of speech. lets move on. by gones be by gones

People that point out bad spelling are stupid. Everybody spells wrong once in a while. It's like saying "i think I just threw up in my mouth a little". Come up with a new dig.

Why do women always go for the DJ?!!! Mariah, grow up.

Who the fuck cares about Nick Cannon? Nobody! This Nickelodeon punk is not important enough to take on Eminem. And why is Mariah with him anyways? She is really a crazy bitch. Can't handle a man her age, so I guess she has to rob the cradle. Anyways, lil Nick needs to stfu and stop bein a lil bitch.

I think Eminem has a fatal attraction for Mariah. This isn't the first time Mariah has come up in regards to him. Just move on Eminem.

nick cannon is a silly silly man.....he did EXACTLY what eminem wanted....he gave a LAME ASS reaction....and seriously nick HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO RUIN EMS CAREER???.....by doing the same thing you have been for the past 10 years...NOTHING?

I love that he sticks up for her and reacts! I hope he kicks his ass! Eminem is such a fucking loser.. Weren't they together for like 10 years ago?! He's just using her name to promote his album .. Seriously .. does anyone even Care about eminem? His music SUCKS.. what a loser..

Eminem is almost 40. Maybe he should think about acting something other than an obnoxious "controversial" teenage boy.

Eminem is almost 40. Maybe he should think about acting like something other than an obnoxious "controversial" teenage boy.

Doesn't he realize Eminem will just rap about this and embarrass him again? "What you trying to be my new wife? What you Mariah? Fly through twice."

i want those breasts in my MOUTH

Tell me his blog is a parody. To quote Bugs Bunny: "What an Ultramaroon."

I think the real focus should be on the fact that Eminem is somehow STILL writing songs Mariah. Like, it's been years since the two of them hooked up. Get the fuck over it already! I am actually very amused by the fact that Eminem still chooses to pick on Mariah after so long. It reminds me of back in 3rd grade, when a boy liked a girl he would show her by making fun of her and putting her down. Does Eminem honestly think he's fooling anyone? The only person he's fooling is himself. If you're interested in listening to an honest portrayal of Eminem listen to Mariah's song appropriately titled Clown.

mariah is not black shes just another slut white bitch thats dateing another dumb blackman

mariah is not black shes just another slut white bitch thats dateing another dumb blackman

mariah is not black shes just another slut white bitch thats dateing another dumb blackman

the reason why people thinks shes black is because she sings soul music other wise he is a dumb n***** who is picky about his own black women and shes not black shes in the white people side when your lite brite dam near white your considerd WHITE

its sad that blackmen are the only ones that date outside of there race like slaveniggers they keep there master in there lives cuz they like getting beat by the whiteman

its sad that blackmen are the only ones that date outside of there race like slaveniggers they keep there master in there lives cuz they like getting beat by the whiteman

what is wrong about a black man dating a white woman? they're both human race and I think they're a cute couple.

Eminem Vs Nick Cannon.

Thats like Marshmellow Vs Cotton Candy.

Ladies take your handbag, 10 paces, turn and swing for the bleaches.

omg the dave chapelle thing was so funny.
but yeah.
i dont like nick cannon.
i think if they did fight eminem would kick his ass.
eminem talked shit so people would buy da album and he would get more money.
smart move

omg the dave chapelle thing was so funny.
but yeah.
i dont like nick cannon.
i think if they did fight eminem would kick his ass.
eminem talked shit so people would buy da album and he would get more money.
smart move

First of all this shit is ridiculous. You can all talk trash about Nick Cannon I dont care cause I don`t know him and you can all tell Mariah to suck it up.
However the trash that Eminem has been saying about Mariah is not cool nor funny on any level. Remember what if this was your mother your sister your daughter or any female in your life that you care deeply about you would be pissed too.`Eminem you have a daughter and you would not want someone saying what you have been saying about Mariah even if it`s true or not. The trash that you have been talking does not make you cool it just shows how low class you are. What goes around comes around and even if nothing happens to you it might happen to someone that you care about and I guess you`ll think it`s funny then too. GROW UP!!.

Nick Cannon is literate? Well I'll be.......

@17. It's an* idiot wigger.

Fail <3

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Nick who?Fuck a cell phone say it to Em's face you cunt,go cling to mariah's legs and beg her for your testicles back from her trophy case to so much as confront eminem instead of sitting behind your computer blogging about your feelings ahaha.To be perfectly honest,Mariah isn't black she's brown and i don't give a FUCK about heritage.By the way "fail" is the nerdiest fuckin word i've heard - Em's a wigger?Fuck you nerd get a girlfriend.All you dick's saying shit like it's not funny what em's said about mariah?I fucking laughed my head of he was so much more original than mariah that fat cunt with tits,Em cause her a fat bitch cunt or something and this pussy comes up with a 500 page report on his feelings and talking about how eminem is "lame" baha eminem could shit on you if you're gonna damage em's carreer get one yourself FAGGOT.

nick cannon is just a another saggin that want everything. SAGGIN IS NIGGAS.. HE EVEN TRY TO SOUND LIKE EIMEMN... NO ONE WILL EVER BE THE SLIM SHADY, THE M&M.. M&M IS THE BEST RAPPER EVER. I AM AN OLDER WOMAN, AND I LOVE HIM,... HIS SONGS THE WAY HE DOES HIS RAPS, MY SON IS AN UP COMING RAPPER, HE STYLES ALOT LIKE HIS HERO. HE HAS 3 CDS OUT. WHITE ON AMERICA, AND THAT MARIEAH CARY IS HISPANIC, WHY SHE ALWAYS WITH SAGGINS?, SHE ULGY TOO. AND SHE STEALS SONGS....... WAY TO GO MARSHALL MATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS, SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS JUST AHOOD BOY . SAGGINS IN HOLLY WOOD HAHAHAHA SAGGINS IN WHITE HOUSE .. "WHITE" HOUSE SAGGINS CANT BEAT WHITE PEOPLE. GIVE IT UP AND TAKE YOUR 40 AND MOVE ON. SAGGINS WANNA BE WHITE.". LIFE GOES ON WITH OUT THEM" MARIA CAREY IS A LOW DOWN NASTY STANK SLUT WHO WILL SLEEP WITH ANYONE WHO HAVE A 10 FT DIK.... I BET SHE SO BIG THE WHOLE SAGGIN BODY GOES INSIDE. HAHAHAHA

M&M RULES

SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS, SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS JUST AHOOD BOY . SAGGINS IN HOLLY WOOD HAHAHAHA SAGGINS IN WHITE HOUSE .. "WHITE" HOUSE SAGGINS CANT BEAT WHITE PEOPLE. GIVE IT UP AND TAKE YOUR 40 AND MOVE ON. SAGGINS WANNA BE WHITE.". LIFE GOES ON WITH OUT THEM" MARIA CAREY IS A LOW DOWN NASTY STANK SLUT WHO WILL SLEEP WITH ANYONE WHO HAVE A 10 FT DIK.... I BET SHE SO BIG THE WHOLE SAGGIN BODY GOES INSIDE. HAHAHAHA

M&M RULES

SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS, SAGGINS SAGGINS SAGGINS JUST AHOOD BOY . SAGGINS IN HOLLY WOOD HAHAHAHA SAGGINS IN WHITE HOUSE .. "WHITE" HOUSE SAGGINS CANT BEAT WHITE PEOPLE. GIVE IT UP AND TAKE YOUR 40 AND MOVE ON. SAGGINS WANNA BE WHITE.". LIFE GOES ON WITH OUT THEM" MARIA CAREY IS A LOW DOWN NASTY STANK SLUT WHO WILL SLEEP WITH ANYONE WHO HAVE A 10 FT DIK.... I BET SHE SO BIG THE WHOLE SAGGIN BODY GOES INSIDE. HAHAHAHA

M&M RULES

fuck nick cannon he's a lil toothpick faggot queer muther fucker he a bitch eminem needs to punch that dumb nigger in his mouth and show him where he's from if i am right he' from 8th mile detroit and nick cannons gay ass played is from san diego i dont see why mariah's even married to that lil toothpick nigger fuck him and anyone that hasa problem with what i'm sayin bitch i'm from cleveland come get it

Nicky big ups for dropping d ig mama on yo balls,,,,but heard no sex,,,owch!! Dat hits lyk a pain in my ass,,,d greatest is av dat mama screaming yo name,,piss alova ha,,,work on yo lots bro,,,

As for eminem,,,dont dis all d tym dat mama enjoyed yo 2foot dik,,,gud enuf..
Sil d truf,,,

Mary mary enjoy,,,i no u r just gettting d young blood to work his muscles maybe nxt will be chris brown..if dat nikka got u ,,,oooo,,yo inbtwn on faya.

9ja boy

Nicky big ups for dropping d ig mama on yo balls,,,,but heard no sex,,,owch!! Dat hits lyk a pain in my ass,,,d greatest is av dat mama screaming yo name,,piss alova ha,,,work on yo lots bro,,,

As for eminem,,,dont dis all d tym dat mama enjoyed yo 2foot dik,,,gud enuf..
Sil d truf,,,

Mary mary enjoy,,,i no u r just gettting d young blood to work his muscles maybe nxt will be chris brown..if dat nikka got u ,,,oooo,,yo inbtwn on faya.

9ja boy