May 19 2009Anna Faris, will you marry me? (Or just do naked stuff.)
- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine "Sex Text Wednesday" with her boyfriend. And it's official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There's really no other option at this point. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Christian Bale keeps getting asked about the leaked rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation, yet no one is getting headbutted. You've changed, man. You've changed. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mario Lopez threw the first pitch of last night's Dodger's game. I could go for the obvious joke here and say he throws like a woman, but why delude ourselves? It's more like a gay man. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Jon & Kate Gosselin will talk about their marital woes on the season premiere of their show. Then make their children wear top hats and tap dance because once you stop exploiting, you just can't stop! [Just Jared]
- Fergie admits to being bisexual and having had sex with women. Wait, shouldn't that be heterosexual. You know, because of the penis? [Celebslam]
Reader Comments
1. swine flu - May 19, 2009 7:00 PM
ME NO 1?>
2. le fag - May 19, 2009 7:00 PM
wait.. i thought Fergie was a tranny. ohhhh.... so *that's* how she got her experience with women..... !
3. Nooken - May 19, 2009 7:20 PM
I'm sure you meant delude, not dilude. Of course you could have meant dilute but then that doesn't make any sense. Why would we dilute ourselves... oh right, too powerful for mere mortals.
Also, once you start exploiting, you just can't stop. Once you've stopped... well you've stopped and that's no fun at all. Also not Kate's style.
I'm sorry... I'm bored.
4. smarg - May 19, 2009 7:26 PM
These aggregate posts suck. I mean, they really suck.
5. TV addict - May 19, 2009 7:53 PM
So when's that bitch with the bad hair going to auction off her litter on EBay?
6. Bruth - May 19, 2009 7:58 PM
.....................and I thought Mario was a catcher
7. Kay - May 19, 2009 8:42 PM
Im with #4
8. Suwp - May 19, 2009 10:31 PM
WHY HAVE YOU CHANGED THE COMMENTS THINGIE? COMMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM, NOT ON TOP!
9. hotels manhattan - May 19, 2009 11:06 PM
Not bad.
10. gerard vandenberg - May 19, 2009 11:52 PM
HOW HUCH $$$$?(be sure, yhis is an american)
11. meee - May 20, 2009 12:05 AM
4 & 7, i've been thinking the same thing since they started.
stop these posts!!
12. ------------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT------------------------ - May 20, 2009 1:13 AM
----I HEREBY DECLARE TRANNY JOKES NO LONGER FUNNY/WELCOME----
The tranny jokes about questionably attractive women are getting very old and are not funny anymore. Anyone without a real sense of humor or originality thinks that they are suddenly a comedian when they refer to certain women as trannies, men, or make reference to them having a penis. You are taking up space on a blog which could be used by someone who has a relevant or funny comment to make. Also, if you really think that Fergie, or any other person who is obviously a female looks like a man, or a tranny, then it is your sexuality you should be concerned with, since it seems you are sexually confused.
13. Galtacticus - May 20, 2009 2:43 AM
Where's my wifey?
14. Cynthia - May 20, 2009 3:23 AM
I think she's cute!
15. Fun Online - May 20, 2009 6:20 AM
yes why not come to me
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16. yellowgirl - May 20, 2009 9:33 AM
She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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