May 14 2009Jessica Simpson almost pitied by Eminem
- Eminem debated whether to make fun of Jessica Simpson's weight which proves he has a vagina. Science has spoken! [ICYDK]
- Kristin Cavallari is replacing Lauren Conrad on The Hills. Wait, I forgot my target demographic isn't 15-year-old girls. Gotta stop doing that. [PopSugar]
- Gwyneth Paltrow posts her playlist on GOOP but mostly wants you to know she's super besties with DJ AM and Samantha Ronson. You bow now, bitches! [Lainey Gossip]
- Katy Perry apparently turns back into a blow-up doll after midnight. I knew it! [Jezebel]
- Jonah Hill spoofs Spencer Pratt who tweets about how big of an erection it gave him. And that, children, is how unicorns are made. [Just Jared]
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. OH EM GEE - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
FIRST ZOMG I R KEWLZZZZZ
2. Chilip - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Frist.
3. sd - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
dsf
4. Super King - May 14, 2009 5:49 PM
I`d still do Jessica gladly , especially in da ass
5. GuyHolly - May 14, 2009 6:06 PM
Making fun of Jessica is like making fun of 'tards. While fun, It's like shooting fish in a barrell.
6. dirk - May 14, 2009 6:18 PM
Martha Mathers is a little gossiping punk-ass bitch.
7. FRIST!!! - May 14, 2009 6:40 PM
#2 what?
8. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 14, 2009 6:48 PM
When is mr mathers going to challenge a male rapper?
9. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - May 14, 2009 7:01 PM
Heffalicious there Simpson - eeek
10. fasdf - May 14, 2009 7:20 PM
I'm a 15-year-old girl. I hate The Hills. fuck you.
11. AirMail - May 14, 2009 9:20 PM
FAKE! AIRBRUSH!
12. gerard vandenberg - May 15, 2009 12:50 AM
She didn't tell you the truth.
SHE MADE A BET WITH HER SISTER NOT TO SHIT FOR A WEEK.
(she won the bet, folks)
13. Funny - May 15, 2009 1:47 AM
fuck off
more funnt videos
click on name
14. Tata Usa - May 15, 2009 5:04 AM
Is she pregnant? She is really fat.
15. Sentient Yeast Infection - May 15, 2009 6:19 AM
M&M is a marginally talented worthless wigger with no real and true purpose in life other than to pretend to be lip bouncing black dude. That's really something to aspire to.
Frist
16. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 15, 2009 7:17 AM
Enema weighs about as much as her beer gut
17. Gando - May 15, 2009 7:25 AM
Are her cut off pants grown into her skin or something? I bet she likes to get buried in these pants.
18. dude - May 15, 2009 7:27 AM
jessica is "muffin-top barbie". id hit it once just for the fuck of it, but think about how stumpy shed look if she wasnt in those fuck-me heels.. do some sit-ups bitch!
19. meee - May 15, 2009 2:21 PM
these posts suck ass. stop making them.