May 11 2009Jonathan Rhys Meyers & Donatella Versace?
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Donatella Versace? How the fuck does that even hap- Oh, right, he has a drinking problem. In that case, now would be a good time not to sober up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Octomom's upcoming surgery will actually make her more fertile instead of the opposite. Hopefully her surgeons are practicing their sincere "No, really, my hand slipped" faces. [Radar Online]
- Kevin Federline is flat broke despite receiving $20,000/month from Britney Spears. Really? Because K-Fed always had the look of a seasoned investor to me. Or am I thinking of Snuffleupagus again? [Celebslam]
- Beyonce fires somebody in the middle of a song while performing in the Netherlands. I'd say that's gotta be humiliating, but who the fuck knows where the Netherlands are? Oklahoma, maybe? [Just Jared]
- Britney Spears and her agent/rumored boyfriend go on mysterious car ride together. Or at least it was mysterious until they pulled into Wendy's and employees hosed Britney down with Frosty's. Then it all made sense. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Tori Spelling's husband buys her a new ring every year they're married. It reminds her of the first time he proposed to her - in a seedy hotel so his wife couldn't find them. Aww... [I'm Not Obsessed]
Reader Comments
1. caca - May 11, 2009 6:58 PM
fiiiiirst!.....Jonathan Rhys Meyers is freaky looking. He creeps me out!
2. gizmoduck - May 11, 2009 7:00 PM
i hate her mustache
3. Guest - May 11, 2009 7:01 PM
Wow. Probably the thing I least expected to see when I opened this site up.
I'm pretty sure he's just using her to get free clothes ;)
She's disgusting-looking.
4. Petra - May 11, 2009 7:03 PM
"How the fuck does that even hap- Oh, right, he has a drinking problem. In that case, now would be a good time not to sober up."
That's the only way I could describe how I feel about this....
5. justshoes - May 11, 2009 7:05 PM
He's not THAT ugly....he's just got like,
an intese stare. He's the smoldering
bedroom kind of sexy. Except...why the
fuck is he hanging out with that corps??
She actually makes me want to puke.
6. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 11, 2009 7:15 PM
Holy crap! that's a lot of posts for today! Where's my babe?!
7. justifiable - May 11, 2009 7:21 PM
Rhys Meyers still looks like a ferret who found a tanning bed.
8. Rhialto - May 11, 2009 7:22 PM
I haven't seen since a long time so many generous posts! Where is this very hot and beautiful looking creature who's responsible for this?
9. phineas q. - May 11, 2009 7:24 PM
Gee, a really big surprise that Donatella's daughter has a severe eating disorder and so has an unrealistic body image. Can't imagine why.
10. Narcissist - May 11, 2009 8:00 PM
Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks terrified. TERRIFIED!!
JRM: "PLEASE GOD HELP ME WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME OH MY GOD CAN ANYONE EVEN SEEEEE ME..."
11. Vince Lombardi - May 11, 2009 8:05 PM
She looks like she's retired from MMA.
12. Narcissist - May 11, 2009 8:06 PM
Second pic, Donatella says "duuhhh".
13. Christina - May 11, 2009 8:37 PM
Oh my god, he is so gorgeous.
14. Klaxon - May 11, 2009 9:12 PM
Is that the lady that just had the face transplant?
15. Natasha - May 11, 2009 9:29 PM
I'm not a big fan of Donatella but she does look WAY better than she normally does.....
16. justifiable - May 11, 2009 9:50 PM
#15 Isn't it amazing what a good leather conditioner can do?
17. Sheena - May 11, 2009 10:29 PM
Remember Christina Onassis? This bitch is just as ugly.
That ain't right. Nope. It just ain't right.
18. Famous Plastic - May 11, 2009 10:30 PM
Well its obvious where Donatella's daughter gets her eating disorder from. Yikes.
19. Joejam2845 - May 11, 2009 10:47 PM
Good God, how Many plastic Surgeries does one need in a lifetime? She looks like a Fuckin Joan Rivers!
20. Pilatunes - May 11, 2009 10:50 PM
If he wakes up beside her, he'd better start hitting the bottle even harder. A lot harder.
21. MikeB - May 11, 2009 11:56 PM
there are 6 million people between okc/tulsa and innumerable international oil companies based there you dumb shit. newsflash. oklahoma has fucking whole foods and nordstrom's too... maybe you should have gotten your ged and sort of finished 9th grade after all...
22. Negotiator - May 12, 2009 12:25 AM
Her lips look like an ANUS WITH HEMAROIDS
Bwah hahahahaha
23. Negotiator - May 12, 2009 12:25 AM
Her lips look like an ANUS WITH HEMAROIDS
Bwah hahahahaha
24. Jennyjenjen - May 12, 2009 12:46 AM
Seriously MikeB.. Seriously??
25. gerard vandenberg - May 12, 2009 12:48 AM
you may decide: WHO IS THE FAGGOT, folks?
26. Fun Online - May 12, 2009 1:49 AM
want more gorgeous gals
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27. quake - May 12, 2009 2:47 AM
He looks terrified.
28. Ronan - May 12, 2009 4:12 AM
That's not terror, that's surprise. He just realized that he wasn't finished shaving when that guy started taking photo's. And we don't know that it's fake tan, he could just have gotten some windburn driving to the do in a convertible or somesuch.
He's probably just accompanying an older woman out, it's a nice thing to do and doesn't require banging the elderly. Y'all need to start learning the difference between reality and porn.
29. mikeock - May 12, 2009 6:43 AM
Rhys-Meyers always looks like he's walking around wearing a butt plug.
30. RichPort's Ghost - May 12, 2009 8:29 AM
She may well be the ugliest woman ever. Donatella Versace's no prize either...
31. callboy - May 12, 2009 8:58 AM
When did this guy become a male escort???
32. emma white - May 12, 2009 9:31 AM
She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined. I think it is interesting and you will like it.
33. dontlooknow - May 12, 2009 10:04 AM
Hard to tell which one has more lip collagen. Kissing must be like pushing marshmallows together.
34. dontlooknow - May 12, 2009 10:06 AM
BTW, my theory is Gianni Versace didn't die-it was all a stunt to cover up his sex-change operation. His surgeon could have done a better job.
35. Mr. Jones - May 12, 2009 10:09 AM
Ever see that clip of the dog staring at the cupcakes in front of it?
Seriously, this dude looks like he should always have a pan of cupcakes in front of his face.
36. jane - May 12, 2009 10:27 AM
Would you people please grow up. This is a very successful fashion icon and Jonathan has very successfully modeled for her clothing line. He's a gorgeous and fantastic actor and they went as friends to an important event.
37. olga - May 12, 2009 11:03 AM
They both seem very nice people and they deserve nicer comments. That's why celebs something do not like to face the public. This man is a great actor and people are always saying the wrong things about him. He is also very cute.
38. Sheena - May 12, 2009 12:18 PM
Great actor? Great actor?!?!
Sir Lawrence Olivier was a great actor. This idiot is just another talking fucking head. Geez.
39. sam - May 12, 2009 12:51 PM
I'm with Natasha on this one. Donatella, who is 54, looks far less hideous than usual. Why? She isn't orange, it looks like she has had some good facial treatments, her fake boobs are covered up, she has a side part instead of the usual center part that makes her nose look huge, the waves in her hair are working for her, and her lips look somewhat less bloated than the have in the past.
Not to mention the dress is gorgeous.
40. sash - May 12, 2009 2:16 PM
yeah i reckon she is looking better then usual.
the hair, makeup, dress n boobs and colour she looks way better then usual.
As soon as her lips deflate and she gets some restalyne for her nasal crevices she will be rockin.
41. sim - May 12, 2009 3:33 PM
did you seriously just say she'd be rockin? wow.. get off the drugs dude.
she's a beast..
how old is she? 140? she's disgusting.....seriously dont try to say she looks good.
42. obannion - May 12, 2009 3:35 PM
I'd hit it
43. your Bedazzler (TM) - May 12, 2009 6:51 PM
#16, I laughed until I cried....
44. Pilatunes - May 12, 2009 11:39 PM
JRM...don't self medicate with horse tranquillizers.
45. ishi-san - May 13, 2009 6:57 AM
EEEYYY you ignorant American blog writer! The Netherlands rock!! We might be small but wayyyy ahead of you!
46. Remus - May 17, 2009 3:49 PM
Fish people do need to stick together.
47. Rei Imnc - May 30, 2009 6:07 AM
She looks like the ugly girl from TV show ,Strangers with Candy
48. antonio - June 5, 2009 7:05 AM
jonathan ha tante donne lo so .... ma che cazzo ci fa con una vecchia come donatella si e' messo con lei per i soldi vero???
ahahaahahahahaha jonathan ci fai ridere!!!!!!!
49. antonio - June 5, 2009 7:05 AM
jonathan ha tante donne lo so .... ma che cazzo ci fa con una vecchia come donatella si e' messo con lei per i soldi vero???
ahahaahahahahaha jonathan ci fai ridere!!!!!!!