May 17 2009Natalie Portman denies Sean Penn rumors
Natalie Portman wants to make it abundantly clear she is not banging 48-year-old Sean Penn. The 27-year-old actress issued the following statement to Extra:
"Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."
Notice how Natalie only denied being "romantically involved." Last time I checked, you didn't have to be romantic to get naked. You could simply be drunk, bored or hanging out with an Oscar-winning actor who recently separated from his wife. Whatever floats your boat.
NOTE: Apparently you can see 1/25th of Natalie's areola. I meant to do that.

Reader Comments
1. wAYNE - May 17, 2009 4:03 PM
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2. wAYNE - May 17, 2009 4:03 PM
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3. Joana - May 17, 2009 4:15 PM
She's wearing that dress terribly, awfully wrong...
4. Rachell - May 17, 2009 4:16 PM
This dress is not flattering. Her bust appears concave.
5. Jennifer - May 17, 2009 4:31 PM
Wow...that dress....just....wow....
6. smarg - May 17, 2009 4:39 PM
Penn is another ugly motherfucker. And, he's an America-hating leftist sellout. FUCK him and his hair-assed mother, too.
7. Zee - May 17, 2009 4:41 PM
Universally beautiful.
8. Zee - May 17, 2009 4:41 PM
Universally beautiful.
9. k - May 17, 2009 4:43 PM
Does anyone else see areola?
10. lulu - May 17, 2009 4:50 PM
nipple
11. RichPort's Vagina - May 17, 2009 5:04 PM
skank.
12. cate - May 17, 2009 5:18 PM
Fish, you're slipping.... How could you miss the nipple? And Natalie Portman, you need to stop dressing yourself! What is this?? lol!
13. dirk - May 17, 2009 5:29 PM
I think Spicoli pawned her tits to buy weed.
14. Sofia - May 17, 2009 5:48 PM
areola showing.
the dress hangs all wrong- don't these people check the mirror before going out?? I mean, they pay stylists to make them look like shit, it's ridiculous. she looks like a 9 year-old boy dressing up in his anorexic mom's clothes.
15. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 17, 2009 6:56 PM
So shes saying she didnt pick up any bad habits from best bud Lindsay Lohan?
16. Lain - May 17, 2009 8:25 PM
She reminds me of Audrey Herpburn.
17. stucco - May 17, 2009 8:34 PM
Ok, I think you need to circle the nipple, cause I can't find shit with her negative chest.
18. ToRiMiLi - May 17, 2009 8:42 PM
she's just NOW denying this? I had almost forgot about that story...
19. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 17, 2009 9:56 PM
She looks like a fucking snarling dog every time she "smiles"
20. gerard vandenberg - May 18, 2009 12:29 AM
I told you about "PAEDOPHILIA". folks!!
21. NatPortman is a homewrecker - May 18, 2009 1:23 AM
The pictures of her making out with Penn as he drops her off are pretty convincing. Homewrecker!
22. Masti - May 18, 2009 6:25 AM
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23. acaiberryuk - May 18, 2009 9:24 AM
Apart from the Background and her Personal life, her thought may be truthful.
24. Randal - May 18, 2009 11:23 AM
Thanks for sending the FISH these pictures Natalie!
Just wanted to take the time to say you're an amazing actress and my favorite movies are the Star Wars with you as Padmé Amidala. Keep up the top notch work girl!
Randal
25. Ananana - May 18, 2009 1:15 PM
headline should be: Natalie Portman Lacks Boobs To Fill Dress (and denies Sean Penn rumors)
26. jay - May 18, 2009 9:08 PM
Penn is so deep in that it is difficult to tell were his scrotum ends and her vagina begins.
27. Wen - May 18, 2009 9:17 PM
I've been told i look like Natalie many times. Doesn't matter what she wears she can carry off anything!
28. snackmix - May 19, 2009 12:14 AM
What was she thinking when she put on this dress??
Someone told her she looked good in it, and she believed it.
This girl is such an insufferable bore.
29. Meesha Henry - May 20, 2009 12:37 PM
Her nipple is popping out....anyone catch that?
30. mike - May 21, 2009 3:12 AM
NIPPLEEdge
31. kamagra - July 6, 2009 8:41 AM
Yep, that is sure nippledge! :D
32. Acai - July 29, 2009 6:53 PM
Keep up the top notch work girl!
33. Acai Berry - August 22, 2009 1:50 PM
Shes an awesome girl but in those pictures, that dress really isn't right for her!
34. Acai - September 8, 2009 4:11 PM
She is certainly stunning in those photos!
35. kamagrarx - September 10, 2009 1:12 AM
Dress in not so looking good on her.......bt she is pretty
36. kamagrarx - September 10, 2009 1:12 AM
Dress in not so looking good on her.......bt she is pretty
37. Acai Berry - September 12, 2009 1:40 PM
She looks like a fucking snarling dog every time she "smiles"
38. Teeth Whitening - September 12, 2009 1:46 PM
you're an amazing actress and my favorite movies are the Star Wars with you as Padmé Amidala. Keep up the top notch work girl!
39. Colon Cleanse - September 12, 2009 1:52 PM
The pictures of her making out with Penn as he drops her off are pretty convincing. Homewrecker!
40. Acai - September 12, 2009 1:53 PM
This dress is not flattering. Her bust appears concave.
41. Payday Loan - September 12, 2009 1:58 PM
my favorite movies are the Star Wars with you as Padmé Amidala. Keep up the top notch work girl!
42. hiv heimtest - September 18, 2009 10:10 AM
Shes pretty hot alright, but what is she wearing?!
43. Buy kamagra - September 25, 2009 11:38 AM
Her bust appears concave.
44. Best Teeth Whitening - September 26, 2009 7:37 AM
Well I think she is looking graceful in that black dress...and without rumours there is no profit of being a celebrity...
45. Proactol - September 29, 2009 4:59 PM
What a fantastic dress!
46. Hoodia diet - October 12, 2009 7:55 PM
I love Natalie, she's lovely and a talented actress. Her choice of this dress is strange as it covers a lot of her beauty.
47. herbal slimming tea - October 20, 2009 11:47 AM
I think she's a talented actress too. Love the dress, but I agree it covers some of her beauty
48. colon cleansing - October 26, 2009 5:59 AM
she is looking very decent...i hope same from inside
49. Acai Berry - October 30, 2009 5:55 AM
She would look much prettier if she wear other dress. This dress not looking good.
50. Stretch Marks - October 31, 2009 4:24 AM
She looks pretty cool ...Dose who don't have dressing sense would comment on her dressing style.
51. Teeth Whitening - November 2, 2009 3:42 AM
Why are you so many people not like her in this dress.There is nothing bad in this dress.She is looking beautiful .
52. Hammas - November 6, 2009 2:24 PM
Someone told her she looked good in it, and she believed it.
This girl is such an insufferable bore.
53. Acai Berry - November 7, 2009 10:25 PM
Honestly I wonder if she does too - she is SO gorgoeus.
54. 电磁铁 - November 11, 2009 2:10 AM
Thanks for article. Keep up sharing.
55. Acai Berry - November 20, 2009 12:34 AM
Everybody has different opinion as God given to all of us different thinking .So she is looking for some people good or for some people bad.
56. acai berry information - November 21, 2009 8:40 AM
I like Natalie Portmas from LEON movie