May 31 2009Melanie Brown in a bikini

First! Ripped!

That's a tight little body!
But I hear she didn't get the name Scary Spice for nothing! :)

Nice body but the ab things is overdone it's masculine. She needs to layoff the situps. I will give her credit for being in amazing shape. She'a overall fucking hot nonetheless.

Damn, one of the trainers at my gym was built like this, and had slightly darker skin. One of my friends another trainer got to fuck her, I think it was the happiest night of his life. I will envy him forever, pounding that glistening brown behind from the rear while holding on to both her wrists.

Levi Johnson, Octo-mom and Scary Spice? Really? I thought this was a celebrity website. At least it used to be funny.

You suck, Fish.

I want to date a woman not a dude.
This is too much.
Maybe that is why Eddie Murphy was attracted to her...

wow that's unreal kudos to her!

I am a girl and the majority of females can't even get this body with a billion situps even if we tried. I always wonder how they do it?

Most girls say oh it doesn't look nice it's probably because they can't ever get it not even in their dreams :P

Even though i like it soft and mushy I do command ms scary on hard work, dedication and a discipline diet...

Props to her for being able to do that! It's a bit much though! Just sayin!

Good lord! She is so ripped! Beautiful!!!!!!

Good lord! She is so ripped! Beautiful!!!!!!

All I can say is...WOW..she is..WOW..Shes Cut..(drool).....(pause and gaining composer) ( Sniff)...Yea..I'd hit that.

A sixpack and a pair of silicons.Isn't that what most girls want?

A black Montauk Monster? Where did they catch this one?

i don't know whether to be impressed or terrified...

This is what women should look like after having kids.

amazing body, especially after kids!

Now that she's in great shape you all want to tap that ass but where were you when she was 5-10 pounds overweight?

In these comments, complaining over how you'd never hit that fat, scary ass.

I, on the other hand, have always stood by her and would tap that ass no matter what!

Ummm, what did just happen? Was my comment posted or not? If there's a delay, please inform me of it so that double posts can be avoided.

Anyhow, I'm not taking any chances when it comes to dispensing wisdom the equivalent of gold nuggets so here goes again:

Now that she's in great shape you all want to tap that ass but where were you when she was 5-10 pounds overweight?

In these comments, complaining over how you'd never hit that fat, scary ass.

I, on the other hand, have always stood by her and would tap that ass no matter what!

Melanie, come back. All is forgiven!

#16 you can have a toned, flat stomach without having rippling abs! Its too much.

Yeah, there you go - double comments.

Fish, could you please add a little something to the comment form mentioning the fact that patience is a virtue (or something along those lines?)

No worries though, twice the wisdom for you AND I got the chance to revise my comment to make it approx. 16% funnier so just focus on the second one and act like the first one was a mistake (like with your kids).

Remember when The Superficial posted pix of her pregnant and went on and on about what a fat cow she was and the horror of it all and all the posters pretty much jumped on the bandwagon and said how could Eddy Murphy or anyone ever even??? Well this is just her and her abs way of saying F*** You Eddy Murphy, The Superfical, and everyone else. And you wish.......LOSERS!!!

pic #2 of her profile is hot!

Mortimer - You are a tool.

amazing abs...and amazing grapefruits sewn in for breasts!

I just checked your archive on Scary Spice and these were a few of The Superficials previous comments: I'd refuse a DNA test too if it proved I had sex with this thing. I'd rather admit to having sex with my mom or masturbating to Sesame Street. It would be like getting caught having sex with a moose. Making out with a horse would be less shameful. And now you say you'd like to get together? I'm sure she'd like that too--just long enough to to use her thighs of steel like a nutcracker and your head like a walnut!!!

Me likey....I think I'll go have some alone time.

When did it become hot for a chick to look like a muscular dude .... with tits?

Damn, I bet this broad's shit comes out in cubes.

#26 Are you saying that its breaking news that the superficial writer is a fickle, bitchy, unfunny straight-gay?

OK sometimes hes funny. But all the "Ladies?" Mila Kunis obsessing and abs of steel stuff is getting tired.

to all the "men" that think this is hot. why not just grab a dude"s ass and stick your cock in it. fuckin' undercover ass bandits!

ok she has an ugly face and manly abs. What the fuck? That is not what a woman should look like. Nor should men be pumped up and on roids. Plastic tits and funky hair and strange stomach muscles. You would have to be a latent homo to fuck that or very drunk.

Pass.

D-

haha #32 i completely agree!!

i don't care what anybody says, if you're a man and prefer your women to have rock hard 6 pack abs and to be solid/muscular all over with NO noticeable bounce or jiggle, guess what? you might be a homo. i am looking at YOU common (dating serena williams).

oh and #4, fyi you might be a homo.

but seriously, guys who train and spend their lives in the gym going apeshit in lust over hard bodied women creep me out. you are wanting the fuck the SAME thing you want to look like yourselves. if that isn't homoerotic, i don't know what is.

WHY HASN'T ANYBODY FELT THE NEED TO POINT OUT SCARY SPICE'S MULTIPLE TATTOOS LIKE THEY DO WITH MEGAN OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN? that's right, cause with megan they are grasping at any lame reason to diss her looks!!

so funny.

I bet that fat chick felt like an idiot later for getting her picture taken with Ms Abs.

"Wow, you met one of the Spice Girls! Girl, did you put on weight?"

For a chick that's had two kids... that's amazing.

Too bad Britney's white trash self can't get anywhere near that. Let alone the Octo-mom or that other hick that had 8 children.

Must be trying to upstage Halliwell.

http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/3Geri-Halliwell.jpg

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disgusting

I bet she follows a protein rich diet.

This worthless bitch may be worth all the money that Eddie Murphy is giving up for banging her. Cant front on that body.

Those sorry broads in the 7th pic arent doing themselves any favors posing next to Mel. Look at that bad fakes hair (why to black women do that?) and that ugly gut!

A few more years and she's going to look like that doll in "Trilogy of Terror".

Lipo much?

As long as Melanie keeps her female curves, I'm okay with her really, really well-defined abs.

I only think it's unattractive when women go so completely overboard and lose all of their nice curves and shape their bodies like men. That's just wrong!

@ 44 FACE

Shut up you dumb broad! White women wear fake hair all the time! Watch The Hills? Thats not all LC's hair, thats not all Stephanie Pratts hair. Its ok for them to do it? Please go crawl under a rock.

Perfect body. I would totally buy her fitness secrets. When is the DVD coming out?

Just to remember what a gross monster she used to be....

My ideal of the perfect female body does NOT involve 6 pack abs that could make a football player cry with envy, sorry #49.

Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.

@ Massa,

meanwhile this 'ape' is a happy multi-millionaire while you spew hate from your computer. i mean clearly you have the advantage here. just reminding you. thats all. :)

idk... i dont like when girls are all ripped they look like men if theyre ripped too muchh... eww

Wow! Tentpole in my pants.

Massa, chuck the computer and go back to playing the banjo and jacking off to pictures of Hitler. The internets don't want you.

she ripped to the extreme, those abs are ridiculous. kudos.

but i like my women soft. not with abs like a cage fighter.

id still beat though.

She looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

I GUARANTEE you she's into S&M sex.

ewwww... men getting boners at ripped chicks is very very gay.... a nice sexy crease down a flat toned middle & some defined obliques would be hot, but this gladiator bs is just gross. and why's she all shiny? double ewww

I love how only seemingly 3% of women have "proper" bodies. The rest are either too fat, too skinny, too masculine, or too whatever.

When most people--men or women--have the nutritional and fitness discipline to come anywhere near Melanie's appearance, maybe their opinions would have more merit.

Having said that? Her abs want to eat me.

FUCK YES!!! David Beckham really screwed the pooch when he went after Karen Carpenter Spice over Mel B. She was hot as shit 10 years ago, today, and every day in between!!!

Wow, she has better abs than most guys do.

On most women I'd probably say "too much muscle".

However.. on Mel B it just looks right, like she's some kind of rippling, sexual animal. Rawr. To me, she'll always be "Bangable Spice".

@ 51. Massa - June 1, 2009 2:53 PM

Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.

Dn: You forgot, banana eating, vine hopping, 40 swilling, blunt smoking, drive by shooting, pig foot eating, b-boy standing, crotch grabbing, bitch slapping, donk riding, air Jordan wearing, hip hop listening and spear chucking! Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuup?!

This is a website for severe losers. Who are very insecure and probably look like shit! I don't even know how I stumbled upon it.

Mel. B. has some of the best abs I have seen on a woman in a while. =SuperSexy=. Doesn't Mel B. of the Spice girls have a child with Eddie Murphy?

She is sooo sexy!!! And the body ...hmmm :)

Good for her for keeping in shape, but she might have overdone it on the sit-ups a smidge.