May 13 2009Megan Fox makes with the bisexual talk

Okay, folks, it's time to just start calling Megan Fox "Angelina 2." Granted, that might cause her to get stabbed with a broken baby bottle by Octomom, but after the following comment to Esquire, it's pretty obvious she's reading directly from the Jolie playbook:

"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl. Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

Anyone know how to make a human penis look like a mountain ox? No reason.

Photos: Esquire

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She's right tho.. Olivia Wilde is damn sexy!

omg that isn't good

As a girl, I would have a threesome with Megan Fox and my boyfriend in a heartbeat. I would gladly do anything that she wanted me to do. This girl is soooooo damn smokin.

Oh....and first! ;)

megan fox..eh...olivia wilde...WOW!

What a coincidence!!!

I call jacking off "strangling my mountain ox"

Small world.....

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I would drink a gallon of her pee to find out where it comes from.

Megan, dahling, this act is getting quite old.

Oh never mind....

Megan Fox will sleep with men, and she'll sleep with women, but she won't sleep with a woman who sleeps with men because men are dirty. Oh boohoo :(

first she comes out slamming ScarJo's intelligence and then she goes and says something stupid and said years before her by Angie. she needs to find a new act!

Megan Fox said, "HEY! LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Again.

Can't she give ONE sentence that isn't an obvious publicity stunt?

I'll pay attention to her. Talk some more Meg, and frig yourself gently as you do it.

I'd stick my cock in her mouth, but at this point it'd be mostly to get her to shut the fuck up.

@11 and 12:

Exactly. Everything she says is contrived and panders to every teenage boy's fantasy. Full on attention whore.

Next up: Megan Fox says "I hate it when people say I'm 'hot' because there are so many days when I look in the mirror and don't think I'm attractive at all" and then suddenly morphs into Jessica Alba.

Olivia Wilde looks like a Megan Fox knock off. She's basically saying she could see herself in a relationship with herself.

Man on man. You guys are just plain stupid. You talk big but each one of you men would bang her in a second. You just wish you gf/wife was at hot as her.

she said the exact same thing in GQ I believe last year....like verbatim

It is socially acceptable for girls to be fags for other girls. *nods head*

So she likes pussy juice.

She's hot!! what do ya say? huh?
but know what? wanna try and date real hot modelrs? you may wanna check this out ___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m___ Man, you don't believe what you might get there!!LOL

All chicks know that this is what guys wanna hear. I dont know any women who when drunk at a party havent dirty danced, groped or kissed one of their female friends just to put on a "show" for their male counter-parts. This is all a ploy just to get more guys to go "Damn Megan Fox is hot! And filthy!"

Agree with #23. Publicity.

Yawn.

Are you wish for intercoursing Rob Pattinson? For so a site for you called H o t C Z e c h.com Is fun like discotheque and there is much swamp rape there.

Hey... how did all that, er, um... tapioca, get all over my monitor..?

#17, true, Olivia Wilde looks like Fox (I had to Google Wilde to discover this); it's like she's saying she could see herself in a relationship with herself.

#s 8, 11, 12, & 15, all true.

Fox is hot except for the tramp stamps, refund gap and the fact that she's an attention whore.

23

A lot of insecure females do the gay thing. But secure intelligent females do not bother with such things. My favorite type of man is one who is not really into porn or lesbians or 3 somes, but likes to masturbate and get turned on by memories of past lovers. Believe it or not, but there are intelligent men out there that do not conform what is considered the norm for men.

I wonder how she feels about Anacondas?

They deleted her preface, "Having no mind of my own, ..."

25. English Mother Fucker, speak it!
... or just go away. Contrary to the TV ads, you're not going to make $50,000 from your own home this week... dumb ass, spammer.

i'm not saying the cover's photoshopped or anything - but shouldn't you be able to see the inside of her coat behind her legs?? Maybe they forgot to paste it back in after "tidying" up her legs.........

Hmmmmmmmmm all the bible thumping wqankers on here think gay marriage is wrong, but they like the thought of this unoriginal dipstick licking out someones pussy...

"You guys are just plain stupid. You talk big but each one of you men would bang her in a second. "

So what? If I was at a bar near closing time and I saw a girl with a great ass and an ungly face, I'd try to bring her home for some doggiestyle. I'd still think she had an ugly face.

I'd love to bang Megan Fox. And then I'd say "hey guess what, I just banged that really hot annoying chick who's in those movies that suck!"

@28

So, are you single?

#33 - Dude, do you find yourself alone in Ireland, or do you folks have a thriving gay community as well?

She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined. I think it is interesting and you will like it.

@28 - if I had to masturbate to the memory of past lovers, I'd have to be done in 2 minutes. Fuck that.

She can practice on me.

In Ireland there are no "out" gays. We just get really drunk, do our business, then when we see each other at the pub the next night we say "we really got DRUNK last night, didn't we?"

Zanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@36 - Wanker is an English word, I'll have you know!

#28 - Soooo... you're favorite type of man is imaginary?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Z! And ROOOOWR Janey...

JANEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls over*

@40 - If you get drunk and can't remember, then it didn't happen.

RICH-PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!

Wow, she is hot, but she is trying to walk in the shadow of Angelina. She even has a tattoo on her pelvis where Ang has the cross, the writing on the shoulder, the collagen injected lips, she has self esteem issues, obviously. She got breast implants, who knows what else. And isn't this outfit the SAME EXACT TYPE OF OUTFIT JOLIE WAS WEARINING in MR & MRS SMITH????

Megan: you are hot, we get it. BUT CREATE YOUR OWN IDENTITY AND WE WILL LIKE YOU MORE. You are kind of a joke trying to be Angelina. Its not cool, its pretty pathetic actually.

I just realized why I never really liked her! She thinks she's Angelina!

I want to love Megan Fox, I really do, but she just tries too damn hard to be sexy. And that Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm is soooo cliche.

I masturbate to the memory of past lovers every night. That's why my neighbors always complain about me yelling out "Oh...oh...oh...Daddy!"

#42 - I know Z, but "yank" there is a potato famine havin', protestant schoolgirl harassin', IRA lovin' America hater who should be fed limes by the barrel. This is in no way meant to impugn the rest of the Guinness groupies...

Stupid trailer trash Jolie wannabe. She'll never come close to her.

#40 - I'm sure you also say "No, I'll stand, thanks" alot...

I'm over this generic skank, she has 0 originality and just looks plastic and trashy


Anyone else just pop like 300 boners?

Just me?

Okay.

I'd tuck my herman so she'd go down to lick my "puss", then when she got down there, BOING! out comes the meat!!!!!! Suck it HO!

@50 - I miss ya, man.....and I bet when #40 is in the pub his favorite line is, "Hey...can I push in your stool?" ha ha ha ha.....

I am very curious of what Olivia Wilde would say about this...

anyone else picturing them together? yeah, me neither.

#49

Well at least you know "Whose your daddy?" lol!

FAKE .. she looked so different before the nose job

She's such a pathetic, sad copy of Angelina.
Oh, and about ths tall match whatever websites, I would totally undestand why women would like tall men with big penises, but I really don't get it why would a man want a tall woman with a monster-like, never-ending vagina in which everz penis is small anyways.

FAKE .. she looked so different before the nose job

bad photoshop

where's the back of her coat?

#56 - Yes... I miss the Cave as well... that said, I couldn't help picturing Janey's Olivia Wilde to your Megan Fox... don't mind me... I'm just here to hold the camera and tell that Stallion fella what to do next and to which one of you...

#55 - I have no idea why, but I laughed when I pictured her getting a bloody nose from that episode.

*grabing jar* I'd get these back just for you Megan!!

Is it that time of year again? You know this bitch has a movie to promote when she starts with the "slut talk". LOL...the rest of the year her handlers keep the muzzle on.

When did she get her tits done? Looks alot larger than they were.

Hate her. Bet she looks as nasty as LiLo without her make up on. She looks like a pasty-freckled mess to me, and now she sounds like a whore bag. So if she wants dudes to just lust after her like some cheap porn star--mission accomplished. No style, no class, overshares. Yeah, typical Hollywood whore.

*YAWN*
she is stupid and her fake act is boring...

- I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.

Said most wanted young starlet Megan Fox to Esquire magazine just before her new movie breaks Box Office.

- "She has 0 originality and just looks plastic and trashy", "Yeah, typical Hollywood whore", "Stupid trailer trash Jolie wannabe"

Said a nobody in comments on the web. Congratulation, nobodies, you win the Internet.


She's average white trash. At best.

@63 - just get the lighting right, okay?

GUY!!!!!!!!11

she's so stupid and fake! drop the act already.

@70: Whatever, Internet white knight. Fag.

@69: Whatever, Internet white knight. Fag.

LISTEN UP REJECTS!

SO BECAUSE SHE IS BI AND OPENLY ADMITS IT SHE MUST BE COPYING JOLIE? GOD YOU GUYS ARE LAME! JOLIE IS NOT THE ONLY HOT WOMAN WHO LIKES HER HAIR DARK, FUCKS CHICKS, AND LIKES TATTOOS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET!!!!

WHY DO JOLIE FANS ALWAYS THINK SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO WHAT SHE DOES????

HER LIPS AREN'T FAKE, GO PEEP HER HIGHSCHOOL BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE AND MEGAN'S BODY IS 10000000 X'S BETTER THAN THAT LONG ARMED VEIN FILLED SNORE. STOP REACHING FOR STRAWS. MEGAN MIGHT BE KIND OF DUMB, BUT I GIVE HER CREDIT FOR NOT TRYING TO KISS UP TO SOCIETY. SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOLIE AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT CARPET MUNCHING IF SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOLIE FANS GIVE IT UP. JOLIE HAS MOVED ON TO DOING NOTHING BUT SPITTING OUT BABIES, WE HAVE A NEW WOMAN IN TOWN.

GET REAL PLEASE. THEY LOOK NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ALIKE. OK? GOT IT? GOOD.

I would love if these actresses that say this crap for attention had it backfire on them.

Hot chick but thinks guys are pigs... let's ignore her until she comes to her senses.

another crack-o looking for attention.

#75

Jolie talked about her gay relationship with one of her movie co stars after being asked about it and by this time Jolie was already an established box office actor. Megan is just looking for a way to get in the news and get attention like a lot of desperate females famous or not. Megan got implants so she buys into the whole celebrity must have implants and superficial stuff.

#75 Megan,
Relax, don't take everything you read so seriously.

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=445ea665

Regardless, she is ravageable in that GQ photo. That aint even right.
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Wow...isn't she an attention striving w*hore in the making !!

and it's too bad, because she doesn't have to try so hard.....she's beautiful, that's enough for Hollywood.

Maybe all you need to get over each other. just sayin'
leave her bisexual wannabe or not, alooone.
if she wants to eat some pussy out, that's her deal. yeah she may be just a tad trashy and untalented BUT i'd tear that up any day.

How come no picture of Olivia Wilde? She's incredibly hot looking.

Pretty...but just seems like she tries too hard or something...too eager to admit that she's "wild" or "outrageous"...just doesn't do it for me..

She's so fake, boring, and manufactured.

I think if you ask me,many women are bisexual.

Maybe we should Megan Fox hook up with Lilo and Samantha Ronson?

Somehow these "bisexual" women always says the completely wrong thing about being turned on.

Nobody cares about strangling mountain oxes when they see a hot girl.

She only name-dropped Olivia Wilde because Olivia beat her to the #1 spot on Maxim's Hot 100 this year. Megan is a great looking girl but she's completely full of shit... and quite possibly venereal diseases.

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How about going to top Jews in the media themselves and see what they say? Take Joel Stein, for example, columnist for the Los Angeles Times newspaper and regular contributor to Time magazine. In his column in the LA Times (Dec. 19, 2008), Stein says that Americans who think the Jews do not control Hollywood and the media are just plain "dumb."

"Jews totally run Hollywood." Stein proudly admits. He then goes on to provide a long, long list of Hollywood/media chieftains-all Jews!-to prove his point. On his list: Fox News President Peter Chernin; Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey; Walt Disney CEO Robert Igor; Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton; Warner Brothers Chairman Barry Meyer; CBS CEO Leslie Moonves; MGM Chairman Harry Sloan; and NBC/Universal Studios CEO Jeff Zucker.

That's just the top brass at the studios. Then there are the actors and entertainers - predominantly Jews, from Barbra Streisand and Gwyneth Paltrow, from Adam Sandler to Ben Stiller...Jew, Jew and Jew again. As Stein wryly remarks, even the head of the Actors' Union, the Screen Actors Guild, Alan Rosenberg, is a Jew.

"The Jews are so dominant," writes Stein, "I had to scour the trades to come up with six Gentiles in high positions at entertainment companies." "But lo and behold," Stein says, "even one of that six, AMC President Charles Collier, turned out to be a Jew!"

"As a proud Jew," says Joel Stein, "I want America to know of our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood."

Ben Stein (no relation to Joel), the well-known Jewish actor, economic commentator and writer, when asked "Do Jews run Hollywood?" stared blankly at the questioner, then retorted, "You bet they do-and what of it?" Shahar Ilan, writing in haaretz.com, the internet division of Israel's top daily newspaper, commented, "The Jews do control the American media. This is very clear, and claiming otherwise is an insult to common knowledge."

***OPEN YOUR EYES***

OK WHO ARE THE FUCKING ANNOYING FAGS WHO POST THOSE RETARDED ADS FOR WEBSITES LIKE SEEKING SINGLE ETC??!!

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

DO U REALLY THINK ANYBODY IS GOING TO GO VISIT YOUR GAY ASS SITES?? NO!! ME AND EVERY OTHER NORMAL PERSON LOOKS AT THOSE AND GETS PISSED OFF THAT THIS FUCKING FAG HAS INTERRUPTED THE FLOW OF COMMENTS. AND ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING LAME-ASS LINES. FUCK OFF!

Thank-you.

PS-Megan Fox is hot, but at the same time kinda boring and no matter what she says, we all know she is an uber-huge angelina wanna-be.

sigh another fake bisexual. way too desperate to market herself as the new angelina jolie.

angelina jolie isnt the only beautiful, brunette, bisexual woman with tattoos. just because megan fox falls into this category doesnt mean shes an angie wanna be. but i also think shes trying way too hard to seem mysterious and out there. and i noticed when she first started getting attention she said how insecure she is and now shes saying how hot and sexy she is. fame must be going to her head a bit. i think angies tattoos are better too.

#18
Most of the male posters here do not have girlfriends or wives. And never have. And never will.

How is it that every bisexual is "attention whoring?" Maybe she's actually bi. Maybe she wants to be open about it, and good for her. Teens who are dealing with sexual identity need to learn that what they feel is okay, and for celebs to speak openly about their sexuality is refreshing.

Yeah, she's mentioned a crush on Olivia Wilde twice. Can you blame her? The woman is in my dreams. Very very good dreams.

Got negativity?

Who cares about this girl? So she's a wannabe? There's plenty of sheep out there to lap up everything she says. We've been living in an era where women are plastic and practically illusions. HOWEVER.....

I saw Lady Gaga perform on Ellen yesterday, and all I can say is WOW. Somebody REAL. It was like watching Prince when he came onto the scene. Maybe if enough of us boycott these other fakers we'll start seeing some real beauty and talent. But.... You all are going to have to accept the fact that real boobs may sag a little, and in real life, they do not come up to women's necks. And yes, most people have a little cellulite, and a few wrinkles. Do you accept the challenge?

#23
Totally agree. Everything this girl says is nothing more than a publicity stunt because she knows that its what guys want to hear:
"Oh I love sex..."
"Oh I like girls..."

B.O.R.I.N.G.

she is SO fucking mediocre. What is her point again?

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Dear Megan,

Its time to stop putting the act of a bad girl.

Its time to stop trying to be the next Angelina Jolie.

And you're right about yourself looking like a tranny.

Be glad you have that body for your face spells manliness.

I love Megan and all but.. she needs to shut up. The whole speak your mind-thing is just tiring.

This is the modern way of begging for more fans, folks!!

Every time she feels a need to talk about her 'bisexuality', it's in a men's magazine. And look at the way she phrases it - i COULD see myself with a woman, not i HAVE.

I just figured it out.

Maxim magazine announced their Hot 100 List and notice the top people:

1. House actress Olivia Wilde

2. Megan Fox

On the TV show House Olivia Wilde plays a bisexual and this season we have seen some pretty hot scenes that would give a corpse an erection.

Gee, I wonder where Megan Fox got the idea from? Bitter about dropping down the list?

#105 , nice try. Megan has mentioned having a crush on olivia before, way before the hot 100 list.

lol @ not being able to be open about your sexuality, have tattoos or wear your hair dark without being compared to washed up baby maker Angelina. Jolie fans get over it, she is out and Megan is in and Megan looks NOTHING like Angelina. Angelina isn't an original, everybody copies everybody to some extent. Angelina has taken on the persona of every man she has been with, it hasn't been until recently that Angelina got her own personality. Megan is young, give it time, oh and screw off.

Olivia Wilde is like a hotter, more dignified and much sexier version of Megan Fox. They look so much alike minus Fox's dumpster vagina and retarded ugly as fuck tattoos. She either needs to sleeve that shit or laser it off b/c right now she looks like she's 3 teeth ahead of the trailer park. Olivia Wilde=hot, Megan Fox=not

I read the article of the magazine and I only can feel repulse for this girl, is just a silly little girl triying to act like a woman and she things she is sexy because thousands of fat boys with acne make blow jobs thinking of her. Megan you are an stupid and only another stupid could be with you, please fall down from clouds and never comment again about scarlet, she is a real woman, not a piece of meat like you. And she is also intelligent, not as yo demostrate at you interview. If you are bisexual, gay, zoofilic or hermaphrodite please tell to your friends at disco because people don´t care about ok? And if your new boyfriend have the ass dirty don´t tell the rest of man are dirty, maybe your father is a pig, but be sure most of man are nice a clear persons. So please disappear from earth or close the fucking hole you use to suck directors penis..idiot!

Transformers sucked, Shia LaBeouf is a douche and Megan Fox is an annoying chick with bad tattoos

ya know..she says she doesnt want to be angelina but last time i checked in Mr & Mrs. Smith.......Angie wore that same time of outfit (dominatrix scene i think). Fuckin bitch Megan...she swears.

Pffft, what a completely desperate attention seeking skank. You can bet your ass this skank hasn't even kissed a woman in her life, and she doesn't want to. She loathes the idea probably, but needs publicity to be talked about and keep famous, ya know? And Olivia Wilde LMAO? what a sad loser. Try harder, Megan. If you're gonna claim you find a woman sexy, at least chose one that is actually sexy, not one that wouldn't threaten you very much in the looks department because she looks like the girl next door. You know, a truly hot one, any of all the hot bitches who are way hotter than you and who would make any man want to strangle a mountain ox with their bare hands, not one who looks simply like a cute girl next door who most men wouldn't even glance twice at. Goes to show you how bi Megan truly is. If she really was into women, she'd be into HOT women.
And Megan, stop making pseudo-porn to be famous or to keep in the spotlight, even though your talent and acting ability are 0, you're supposed to be a mainstream actress, not pseudo-porn selling material, which sadly, is what you are. Next time, instead of posing half-naked for the 3773912th time and making a pseudo-porn video for Esquire in underwear claiming you're bisexual, which is too old and hasn't made you get much attention at all, try walking around displaying your bare vagina with a plastic dick attached to it and you'll be sure to get lots of attention Megan, and I know that's the next thing you're willing to do to gain fame and get attention, you talentless classless skank!

AND BTW Megan, you need more plastic surgery! The two boobjobs, the many lip injections, the nosejob, the cheek implants, the work on the eye area, the botox, etc aren't enough, you are not pretty enough and definitely not hot enough at all. There's chicks who are a million times hotter than you and way prettier with no plastic surgery at all. Keep getting more work done Megan, make the collagen injected on your lips pop by getting more and more lip injections, your lips aren't nice enough and you aren't pretty enough. Get another 2 boobjobs, they aren't big enough and definitely not nice enough. Get another nosejob, your face looks strange with that nose. Get a facelift and bigger cheek implants as those you have now don't make you pretty anough. And oh, please, don't forget to buy an ass, which you don't have. And stop faking bisexuality.

well. all of the above. You are just all crazy talk. and all i gotta say about megan fox, and olivia wilde.......i would......and i'm female....straight. but they could both turn me bisexual in a heart beat :) so. stop the shit talk, she's hott. so what if she's had some surgery. overall,......she's fuckin hott! and by the way, i don't know who the hell you are thinking tthat megan fox and olivia wilde isn't sexy as hell!!! hahahahah joke man! fox and wilde are both bangin, have pretty faces, tats are bitchin, and we are just all rays of frickin' sunshine :) as for angelina, your fine as hell too. You people can't tell me that there was someone who you admire, and love to have "thier body, their eyes, their hair, their teeth". well, as for these three females, they were pretty much born that way with a little work done to them. no biggie. EVERYONE DOES IT. (for hells sakes using crest white strips isn't all "natural". :) so think hard about what you are gonna say. no one is perfect. ass holes. BAHAHAHAHAHHA

she is so friggin sexy ;)

111&112: Are you out of your fucking mind? I'd give my right arm for Olivia Wilde.

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