May 13 2009
Lindsay Lohan's house ransacked. But not really.
Seen here in Paris this morning, Lindsay Lohan's house was broken into on Monday, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us at around 3 PM PT yesterday, the alarm company that services the house notified cops that the alarm had been tripped. When police arrived, there was evidence of a break-in. There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window. It appears nothing was taken but the house was ransacked, at least that's what responding officers thought.
Now one law enforcement source tells us ... it doesn't look like the house was ransacked after all ... "It was just messy."
It says something when seasoned police officers come into your home and immediately think a burglary took place. I'd expect something like this from Britney Spears, but Lindsay Lohan? You were raised bett-- PFFFT! Ha! I tried. I really did.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. beast man - May 13, 2009 11:00 AM
first and i would hit that still
2. shwan - May 13, 2009 11:00 AM
NO MORE LINDSEY!
3. ROUGH--king of chat - May 13, 2009 11:12 AM
House? I thought this broad was a hotel lizard...
4. RichPort's Ghost - May 13, 2009 11:14 AM
Hey, when did Amy Winehouse turn into a redhead?
5. EB - May 13, 2009 11:19 AM
The house was probably too messy for the burglars. Burglars like nice, organized places, where things like jewelry are in their proper places so they can get in and out in a hurry.
6. havoc - May 13, 2009 11:20 AM
It was probably Samantha Ronson looking for her cock ring.....
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7. Chuck Nunchuck - May 13, 2009 11:20 AM
What a fat ass.
8. Ananana - May 13, 2009 11:20 AM
since when can she afford to go to paris? wasnt she broke?
9. ToTellTheTruth - May 13, 2009 11:25 AM
Thought this bitch was broke..and nobody ransacked her house her shit STAY DIRTY and the robbers probably came in, took one look and turned around and walked BACK OUT.
10. dude - May 13, 2009 11:45 AM
LOL havoc #6
11. SomeChick - May 13, 2009 11:47 AM
Um... what's in her hand in picture one? Is that crack? For real...
And why does she insist on playing the "leave me alone!" game when she's literally smiling for the paparazzi on her balcony. What a waste.
12. Sport - May 13, 2009 12:05 PM
No talent wannabee.
13. deena - May 13, 2009 12:06 PM
thats what i was gonna say somechick! Looks like a baggie of coke in her hand!
14. pete - May 13, 2009 12:13 PM
It's the degenerate influence of lesbianism. It's done the same thing to her house, her mind, and her body. Too bad AIDS only cures the male homo problem.
15. live and let live - May 13, 2009 12:16 PM
14 pete,
You might be the biggest moron on the internet....make that, the planet.
16. LinDsay Lover - May 13, 2009 12:18 PM
i just had to see her panties lol
17. lils - May 13, 2009 12:21 PM
She lives in a house? That's news to me.
18. bubba - May 13, 2009 12:24 PM
grey gardens!!!!
19. Gary Busey - May 13, 2009 12:30 PM
someone kidnap this woman and force feed her. Like Foie Gras style
20. BUffon fan - May 13, 2009 12:37 PM
She's no doubt beautiful; but I gotta say, hot and sensual models on ___Tallloving . c o m___ are more attractive to me! Man, tell ya what? If you dig hot Milfs, that's the place!! LOL
21. Jennyjenjen / J Cubed - May 13, 2009 12:58 PM
How can any red-blooded male think lesbianism is a bad thing? Dang Pete, what's wrong with you? Rent a girl on girl porno and then report back that you still think it's a sin worthy of the plague of AIDS you so readily declare. Jerk off and relax already, you'll be a lot more pleasant to be around! So much doom and gloom.
22. Italian Stallion - May 13, 2009 1:00 PM
Must have been Rick James ghost looking for cocaine.......
23. p0nk - May 13, 2009 1:05 PM
the house is ransacked, that's when we park in the garage. Think about that metaphor a while, Linds.
24. Sam - May 13, 2009 1:10 PM
What does girl on girl porno have to do with lesbianism? One involves porn stars who are happy they're getting a brief respite from being treated like a clogged toilet, while the other involves unzipped baggy cargo shorts and lots of leg hair.
25. Sam - May 13, 2009 1:13 PM
What does girl on girl porno have to do with lesbianism? One involves porn stars who are happy they're getting a brief respite from being treated like a clogged toilet, while the other involves unzipped baggy cargo shorts and lots of leg hair.
26. Jennyjenjen / J Cubed - May 13, 2009 1:23 PM
I was just trying to give Pete a visual aid. Sheesh..
27. Meream - May 13, 2009 1:24 PM
She probably asked a friend to ransack her place so that she'd stay on the news while she's overseas.
28. MosesGabby - May 13, 2009 1:31 PM
That left arm is the grossest twig I have seen in awhile.
29. Ted - May 13, 2009 1:34 PM
I think in England two guys refers to it as a "game of darts."
30. gross - May 13, 2009 1:37 PM
i'm surprised she's strong enough to hold up her hair like that
31. chupacabra - May 13, 2009 2:17 PM
how much coke does she do to stay that skinny? i'm just curious, finance-wise, how is she funding it?
32. g_girl - May 13, 2009 3:33 PM
#6 nice one
33. Sara - May 13, 2009 4:07 PM
Her arms look like someone from a concentration camp.
34. farty mcshitface - May 13, 2009 5:10 PM
yep, it never fails. some more pics of lindsay looking like total shit and then some losers chime in about how they have no standards whatsoever. "oh yeh- i'd still love to hit that"
or something of that variety. just like they would like to fuck the tapeworm that fell out of their ass if only it had stuck around long enough and not escaped down the toilet.
35. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke - May 13, 2009 5:22 PM
#6 - Nice one
It's hard to find a thing in a house with masses of coke vials, empty bags, straws and even small traces of coke on tables and counters! I'm sure if you scraped up all the traces of coke lying about bitch would have a kilo!
And empty, half full Red Bull cans!
36. Rhialto - May 13, 2009 6:32 PM
Guess where i am right now? Right in front of my notebook.Maybe even not that far away from Paris. . .
37. Galtacticus - May 13, 2009 6:38 PM
Is that the hotel with the funny looking art on the wall? When you enter the room the bathroom is right away on the left side?
38. Nero - May 13, 2009 6:40 PM
What's the age of these sweet girls?
39. MassGrrl - May 13, 2009 7:50 PM
"Seen here in Paris this morning, Lindsay Lohan's house was broken into on Monday, according to TMZ:"
Lindsay Lohan's house was seen here in Paris? @@
Try harder.
40. libby - May 13, 2009 9:25 PM
oh she looks so sick =((((. i hope she gets better soon, i really really do, poor girl. and is it just me or is her sis looking cooler and cooler every time i see her? i dig it!
41. Kye - May 13, 2009 11:02 PM
She's looking worse and worse. Her skin is almost grey.
42. gerard vandenberg - May 14, 2009 1:20 AM
..........STOP WRITING ABOUT HER!!
43. Funny entertainment - May 14, 2009 3:38 AM
wow wht a gorgeous gal
find some more gals
click on name$$$$
44. The T Man - May 14, 2009 5:15 AM
Her sister looks like Sam.
Explains why they've been hanging out so much lately.
45. Nero - May 14, 2009 8:17 AM
Ding,dong! Who ordered these 10 red bull 1 normal and 1 mini cheeseburger?
46. Boogeyman King Dong - May 14, 2009 8:44 AM
Knock,knock! Is it here where all these continuous calls for the unplugging service come from??
47. herbiefrog - May 14, 2009 5:39 PM
not posted elsewhere : )
cheeky girl]
smart girl]
well done
funny girl : )
we'll get back to this later
we laughed : )))
shhhh )
48. marty - May 15, 2009 3:35 AM
gross