May 4 2009Lindsay Lohan: Woman of the Night

Lindsay Lohan inexplicably posed for these pics in Montreal over the weekend, and is anyone (with a penis) getting the feeling there should be a 900 number at the bottom of these along with hourly rates? I'm not saying I'd call, but I bet she accepts Red Bull and baby laxatives as payment. .... *picks up phone*

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Those are some quality images...nice shadow on the wall.

Surprisingly enough she doesn't look too bad here.

what MAN would be interested in her?! she obviously can't handle the cock which is why she has to have a girl rub her p*ssy.

This girl is definitely "stunted", I mean with all she's got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailor park girl setting up a new myspace page?

This girl is definitely "stunted", I mean with all she's got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailer park girl setting up a new myspace page?

Fornarina!

the corns on her toes are out of this world. Maybe time for a pedi, Linds?

She has no curves. No hips, no waist, just straight and flat like a board.

She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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she does not look hot at all.

10. Crazy Oldie - May 4, 2009 12:46 PM

she does not look hot at all.


WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN?


take a look at her face in pic number 3
I seriously doubt you have ever even seen a girl that bealtiful


I don´t belive any of you have ever seen a girl as bealtiful as that


sluty pics though. you don´t need that linds

I dunno if those are corns or bandaids, but her feet look gross!

#5: ...because she is!

I said this would happen. I also said Miley Cyrus would be next. Just you wait and see

These are some stills from the new "Twilight" movie. Honest.

Thank you, Nostradamus. Would have been nice if you could have predicted something useful and important...like Kate Moss sunbathing topless (again).

B-O-I-N-G !!!!

what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much...either way what color r her they be...poo brown? hazel

what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much...either way what color r her they be...poo brown? hazel

she looks pretty coked-up.

MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peen won't satisfy her after she's had Samantha's whole arm up her twat!

it looks like LL is on the path to do playboy then a few softcore porn, then hardcore...how she have $$ to travel? she cashed her last paycheck way back in the days.

all night!

No man'll satisfy her after all that lez-likkin & fistin'. "What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?," a guy asks. "I'd spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

Congrats Mommy Dina....you've raised one fine Call Girl. So proud you must be.

ya know, I honestly want to hit this. Seriously, I really want to make babies with this.

I'd rail her!!

I would hit even if it meant having orange stains on my schlong.

She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.

She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.

She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.

@ Captain

"and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white"

That's fucking classic! We think alike

hey guys, enough of this bitch

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there you go girl...she'd get it again. way to bounce back.

God, her eyes look so drugged ...

She is looking much better. Still looks vapid and washed out

She looks pretty acceptable on these pics.The 2nd pic could be a great mouthshot.It's only a pitty that she doesn't have her nail addiction in control.

How much do you think she charges er hour? My guess is $250, plus a pile of coke. She will upsell you for Greek. Dirty girl.

They say things go better with coke.

I have my doubts.

She is aging like the speed of sound. She looks 36!

Sorry to break it to everyone, especially you Linds, but here in Montreal the average girl on the street is wayyyy hotter than that and escorts here would make her look like a little boy by comparison. You should try London, Linds. Maybe you could give Amy Wino a run for her money.

Hate to break it to you Linds, but the women here in Montreal are so much hotter than you are that you should have stayed home. Maybe try London instead. Amy Winehouse is more on your level of competition.

Who needs knives, guns, or bodyguards when you have elbows that can kill?

She looks dehydrated.

I would put a bag on her body and fu*k her face?

I think you guys need to leave the her alone, And stop it !

Your url for this post is "lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig.php"

I'm offended. You would think that in this day and age and with a black man as president your site wouldn't be prejudiced against the nig.php populace.

@#47: Man, that's "lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig-HT.php"

Get it? NIG-HT! Don't be so offended dude.... And Lindsay... this girl need some serious curves.

she looks amazing i'd bang her in a ny minute

Her hair looks filthy. she looks anorexic

Face looks super scary in pic 2. If she wants to be a prostitute she could at least improve upon the lighting.....face reminds me of that movie Gremlins.

MY BOYS BACK IN EASTWAY PARK WOULD KILL TO RUN A TRAIN ON THAT BITCH!!!!!!

Where does the line start to buy her services? Let me be the first in line. She looks hot to me.

God she's fugly...from her unwashed hair and dirty face to her hammer toes. What did people ever see in this girl? She's the ugliest chick on the planet.

I am getting bored of hearing about this chick do nothing.
She isn't even crashing and burning in any sort of interesting way anymore. Here's photos of her dressing like an escort in Quebec. Wow.

She looks as if she would be sticky

with her crinkled hammer toes

People can say what they will about her, but I think she is absolutely gorgeous...she's my thinspo. And, if she'd get her life straightened out, she actually is a very talented actress.

She is not that hot, but then again I would fuck her even though I am gay.

jaffer@google.com

Come on, people. She's hot for what she is. A $10 prostitute. Everyone's acting like she's a movie star or something. That's not fair to a woman who's just trying to make a living.

UNCLEAN SKANK. YUCK AND ENOUGH.

Well she looks...fucking hot!!! You can see she's putting on healthy weight again.

SHE NEEDS A ROPE & A CHAIR, folks?

WoW , she looks great , now that she put on some weight she looks incredible.

I think Lohan is Irish for "easy lay".

Look at her boobs, its needs good message to uplift them. W call it 'Made by Hand.'

Her boobies needs a good hand message. I call it 'Made by Hand.'

is anyone out there really attracted to this woman? if so, WHY?

The cunt kinda looks sorta cute for once.

I wanna tongue phuck her tight round skinny lil' booty. Is it just me or is she looking horny as hell ? I bet her sweet vagina tastes like cotton candy ... Beat me baby, i need love!...beat me with your ruber glove! Help me , i'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

these are embarrassing.

lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente

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