May 4 2009Lindsay Lohan: Woman of the Night
Lindsay Lohan inexplicably posed for these pics in Montreal over the weekend, and is anyone (with a penis) getting the feeling there should be a 900 number at the bottom of these along with hourly rates? I'm not saying I'd call, but I bet she accepts Red Bull and baby laxatives as payment. .... *picks up phone*

Reader Comments
1. TZ - May 4, 2009 12:32 PM
Those are some quality images...nice shadow on the wall.
2. Eva - May 4, 2009 12:32 PM
Surprisingly enough she doesn't look too bad here.
3. a REAL woman who loves d*ck - May 4, 2009 12:35 PM
what MAN would be interested in her?! she obviously can't handle the cock which is why she has to have a girl rub her p*ssy.
4. DeeplySuperficialGal - May 4, 2009 12:39 PM
This girl is definitely "stunted", I mean with all she's got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailor park girl setting up a new myspace page?
5. DeeplySuperficialGal - May 4, 2009 12:39 PM
This girl is definitely "stunted", I mean with all she's got going for her, why is she still acting like a tween trailer park girl setting up a new myspace page?
6. Objection sustained - May 4, 2009 12:39 PM
Fornarina!
7. bored in ga - May 4, 2009 12:41 PM
the corns on her toes are out of this world. Maybe time for a pedi, Linds?
8. . - May 4, 2009 12:41 PM
She has no curves. No hips, no waist, just straight and flat like a board.
9. lily white - May 4, 2009 12:44 PM
She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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10. Crazy Oldie - May 4, 2009 12:46 PM
she does not look hot at all.
11. MustangSally - May 4, 2009 12:57 PM
10. Crazy Oldie - May 4, 2009 12:46 PM
she does not look hot at all.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN?
take a look at her face in pic number 3
I seriously doubt you have ever even seen a girl that bealtiful
I don´t belive any of you have ever seen a girl as bealtiful as that
sluty pics though. you don´t need that linds
12. weaselspeed - May 4, 2009 1:00 PM
I dunno if those are corns or bandaids, but her feet look gross!
13. just sayin - May 4, 2009 1:04 PM
#5: ...because she is!
I said this would happen. I also said Miley Cyrus would be next. Just you wait and see
14. Hopeless Romantic - May 4, 2009 1:15 PM
These are some stills from the new "Twilight" movie. Honest.
15. vito - May 4, 2009 1:25 PM
Thank you, Nostradamus. Would have been nice if you could have predicted something useful and important...like Kate Moss sunbathing topless (again).
16. Deacon Jones - May 4, 2009 1:26 PM
B-O-I-N-G !!!!
17. teddy - May 4, 2009 1:42 PM
what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much...either way what color r her they be...poo brown? hazel
18. teddy - May 4, 2009 1:43 PM
what color are her eyes? one day blue, green, and fishy eyed. wtf? coloured contacts much...either way what color r her they be...poo brown? hazel
19. Mr. Obvious - May 4, 2009 1:47 PM
she looks pretty coked-up.
20. Kaur Virk - May 4, 2009 1:48 PM
MONTREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. dirk - May 4, 2009 1:52 PM
Peen won't satisfy her after she's had Samantha's whole arm up her twat!
22. Somebody - May 4, 2009 1:59 PM
it looks like LL is on the path to do playboy then a few softcore porn, then hardcore...how she have $$ to travel? she cashed her last paycheck way back in the days.
23. I'd phuck her - May 4, 2009 2:01 PM
all night!
24. Prick McGill - May 4, 2009 2:06 PM
No man'll satisfy her after all that lez-likkin & fistin'. "What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?," a guy asks. "I'd spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."
25. Superbiggerevil - May 4, 2009 2:07 PM
Congrats Mommy Dina....you've raised one fine Call Girl. So proud you must be.
26. FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere - May 4, 2009 2:10 PM
ya know, I honestly want to hit this. Seriously, I really want to make babies with this.
27. Whogivesafuck - May 4, 2009 2:20 PM
I'd rail her!!
28. Krassy McKrass - May 4, 2009 2:21 PM
I would hit even if it meant having orange stains on my schlong.
29. Captain James T. Kirk - May 4, 2009 2:45 PM
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
30. Captain James T. Kirk - May 4, 2009 2:53 PM
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
31. Captain James T. Kirk - May 4, 2009 2:53 PM
She is so fucking hot. I could care less that she is a rug-munching, adderall-popping, self-destructive whore. I would tuck into that poon and never leave. She looks like the type that would slurp all three trillion sperm out of your dick and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white. And there has never been a hotter 18 year old girl that Lindsay Lohan.
32. Deacon Jones - May 4, 2009 3:02 PM
@ Captain
"and wait out the refractory period for a couple of bumps of primo china white"
That's fucking classic! We think alike
33. superficial - May 4, 2009 3:04 PM
hey guys, enough of this bitch
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34. jlylec - May 4, 2009 3:18 PM
there you go girl...she'd get it again. way to bounce back.
35. Kelley - May 4, 2009 3:30 PM
God, her eyes look so drugged ...
36. lola - May 4, 2009 3:31 PM
She is looking much better. Still looks vapid and washed out
37. Gando - May 4, 2009 3:35 PM
She looks pretty acceptable on these pics.The 2nd pic could be a great mouthshot.It's only a pitty that she doesn't have her nail addiction in control.
38. PunkA - May 4, 2009 3:35 PM
How much do you think she charges er hour? My guess is $250, plus a pile of coke. She will upsell you for Greek. Dirty girl.
39. Mr. Jones - May 4, 2009 3:51 PM
They say things go better with coke.
I have my doubts.
40. Ponco - May 4, 2009 3:57 PM
She is aging like the speed of sound. She looks 36!
41. techman - May 4, 2009 3:59 PM
Sorry to break it to everyone, especially you Linds, but here in Montreal the average girl on the street is wayyyy hotter than that and escorts here would make her look like a little boy by comparison. You should try London, Linds. Maybe you could give Amy Wino a run for her money.
42. techman - May 4, 2009 4:02 PM
Hate to break it to you Linds, but the women here in Montreal are so much hotter than you are that you should have stayed home. Maybe try London instead. Amy Winehouse is more on your level of competition.
43. OnlyGayEskimo - May 4, 2009 4:09 PM
Who needs knives, guns, or bodyguards when you have elbows that can kill?
44. g_girl - May 4, 2009 4:31 PM
She looks dehydrated.
45. Tucker Jay - May 4, 2009 4:36 PM
I would put a bag on her body and fu*k her face?
46. Mercedes Henry - May 4, 2009 4:47 PM
I think you guys need to leave the her alone, And stop it !
47. Maxwell Hammer - May 4, 2009 5:04 PM
Your url for this post is "lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig.php"
I'm offended. You would think that in this day and age and with a black man as president your site wouldn't be prejudiced against the nig.php populace.
48. Meh - May 4, 2009 5:22 PM
@#47: Man, that's "lindsay_lohan_woman_of_the_nig-HT.php"
Get it? NIG-HT! Don't be so offended dude.... And Lindsay... this girl need some serious curves.
49. dude - May 4, 2009 5:53 PM
she looks amazing i'd bang her in a ny minute
50. Do FreeBird - May 4, 2009 5:59 PM
Her hair looks filthy. she looks anorexic
51. Jibbly Biggins - May 4, 2009 6:08 PM
Face looks super scary in pic 2. If she wants to be a prostitute she could at least improve upon the lighting.....face reminds me of that movie Gremlins.
52. JACKNASTY - May 4, 2009 7:27 PM
MY BOYS BACK IN EASTWAY PARK WOULD KILL TO RUN A TRAIN ON THAT BITCH!!!!!!
53. hindesky - May 4, 2009 9:22 PM
Where does the line start to buy her services? Let me be the first in line. She looks hot to me.
54. Rachell - May 4, 2009 9:42 PM
God she's fugly...from her unwashed hair and dirty face to her hammer toes. What did people ever see in this girl? She's the ugliest chick on the planet.
55. titsonsnack - May 4, 2009 9:45 PM
I am getting bored of hearing about this chick do nothing.
She isn't even crashing and burning in any sort of interesting way anymore. Here's photos of her dressing like an escort in Quebec. Wow.
56. The Laughing G-D - May 4, 2009 10:30 PM
She looks as if she would be sticky
57. The Laughing G-D - May 4, 2009 10:31 PM
with her crinkled hammer toes
58. live and let live - May 4, 2009 10:51 PM
People can say what they will about her, but I think she is absolutely gorgeous...she's my thinspo. And, if she'd get her life straightened out, she actually is a very talented actress.
59. jaffer@google.com - May 4, 2009 10:52 PM
She is not that hot, but then again I would fuck her even though I am gay.
jaffer@google.com
60. Dr McNasty - May 4, 2009 10:58 PM
Come on, people. She's hot for what she is. A $10 prostitute. Everyone's acting like she's a movie star or something. That's not fair to a woman who's just trying to make a living.
61. ugh - May 4, 2009 11:19 PM
UNCLEAN SKANK. YUCK AND ENOUGH.
62. Bobbillybob - May 5, 2009 12:29 AM
Well she looks...fucking hot!!! You can see she's putting on healthy weight again.
63. gerard vandenberg - May 5, 2009 12:40 AM
SHE NEEDS A ROPE & A CHAIR, folks?
64. gink - May 5, 2009 2:12 AM
WoW , she looks great , now that she put on some weight she looks incredible.
65. RichPort's Ghost - May 5, 2009 8:46 AM
I think Lohan is Irish for "easy lay".
66. Gossipcrunch - May 5, 2009 9:10 AM
Look at her boobs, its needs good message to uplift them. W call it 'Made by Hand.'
67. Gossipcrunch - May 5, 2009 9:14 AM
Her boobies needs a good hand message. I call it 'Made by Hand.'
68. undressingHER - May 5, 2009 10:01 AM
is anyone out there really attracted to this woman? if so, WHY?
69. Sprmcandy - May 5, 2009 3:28 PM
The cunt kinda looks sorta cute for once.
70. butt monkey - May 6, 2009 5:11 AM
I wanna tongue phuck her tight round skinny lil' booty. Is it just me or is she looking horny as hell ? I bet her sweet vagina tastes like cotton candy ... Beat me baby, i need love!...beat me with your ruber glove! Help me , i'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
71. lol - May 6, 2009 9:25 AM
these are embarrassing.
72. Monica - May 6, 2009 12:13 PM
lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente
73. Monica - May 6, 2009 12:13 PM
lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente
74. Monica - May 6, 2009 12:13 PM
lastima era muy bonita, pero ahora asusta que horror parece un muerto viviente