May 11 2009Lindsay Lohan with child? That's believable.
Lindsay Lohan is seven weeks pregnant if you consider an anonymous Lindsay friend on IanUndercover.com a credible source:
"I swear she's carrying," the Lilo friend said. "She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months."Please, lets send a message here loud and clear to Lilo what to do. IUC encourages her to have the child.
Did that last sentence really just happen? Okay, it's one thing to insult everyone's intelligence by claiming Lindsay "Red Bull & Blow" Lohan is capable of conceiving a child, but to suggest she actually keeps it? You're out of your fucking mind, man. I guarantee you even the Pope would give her a lift to the clinic. Or at least make Mel Gibson do it.
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. lindsasss - May 11, 2009 2:00 PM
first
2. Richard McBeef - May 11, 2009 2:02 PM
STILLBORN! HILARIOUS!
3. chupacabra - May 11, 2009 2:03 PM
great! Another Lohan coke child to pollute these webpages.
4. daryl - May 11, 2009 2:03 PM
second
5. tanya - May 11, 2009 2:03 PM
How gives a shit about this nasty firecrotch?
6. LawnGnome - May 11, 2009 2:05 PM
At least she'll put on some weight and look better until she gets huge.
7. Janey - May 11, 2009 2:15 PM
That baby needs to figure out a way to birth through her nostril, cos the ol' baby chute is contaminated. Either that or it can wear a little HazMat onesie on its way out.
8. Anonymous Donor - May 11, 2009 2:17 PM
Would I impregnate Lindsay? Would she snort lines off a homeless guy's sack? Of course she would.
9. Randal - May 11, 2009 2:19 PM
Lindsay with her bright orange cooter and eroded liver has stolen the living light of the sun with her bright smile and lovely freckles! My oh my she is an island of paradisal talent that any man (or lovely lady for that matter) wouldn't mind washing ashore on. I see another music album and a well deserved major movie script coming your way soon girlfriend. If you had a penis I would even lick it!
Love always, Randal.
xoxoxo
10. blackout - May 11, 2009 2:21 PM
It wasn't me, I pulled out.
11. Lala - May 11, 2009 2:30 PM
I'm only want to say this: I wish I had Lindsay Lohan's hair!! So long and red! It's beautiful!
12. Lala - May 11, 2009 2:31 PM
I only want to say this: I wish I had Lindsay Lohan's hair!! So long and red! It's beautiful!
13. Tyrone Biggums - May 11, 2009 2:36 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug........huhhuhuhuhuhuh
14. dirk - May 11, 2009 2:45 PM
You KNOW that placenta is gonna have a ring or a watch in it.
15. Krassy McKrass - May 11, 2009 2:51 PM
Nice, even her "anonymous" friend thinks she is a whore.
16. havoc - May 11, 2009 3:02 PM
i bet its Samantha Ronson's......
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17. Matthew - May 11, 2009 3:09 PM
how much she will screw it up
18. Famous Plastic - May 11, 2009 3:10 PM
She should have stayed a lesbian...less chance of getting knocked up.
19. Cuntageous - May 11, 2009 3:13 PM
Shit, Lindsey's a basically good person, a decent human being. She's just a little screwed up. A kid might keep her grounded.
20. oldbrad - May 11, 2009 3:14 PM
lol !!! havoc lol !!!
Name the baby, Sam Lohan J.R.
21. juniper - May 11, 2009 3:20 PM
i hope its black!
22. Karen - May 11, 2009 3:30 PM
"She's just a little screwed up. A kid might keep her grounded."
Yeah, that's the point of becoming a parent - use the kid to absorb your poisons. Excellent.
23. lils - May 11, 2009 3:41 PM
That proves what I've been saying all these months... Samantha's a dude. No way LIndsay would give up penises...
BTW, Dina would be happy. Now the new granny Lohan will have another kid to whore around. Fuck yeah, parenthood!
24. Sara - May 11, 2009 3:47 PM
That sounds too far fetched! If People magazine breaks the news then I'll believe it!
25. boo - May 11, 2009 4:00 PM
HAHA @ the Mel Gibson comment. The old hypocrite has probably paid for his share of them.
26. joho777 - May 11, 2009 4:10 PM
If true, Lindsay wins the cement bicycle for being both careless and reckless.
Just when you think things can't get any worse . . .
27. Sheva - May 11, 2009 4:25 PM
Her womb is polluted. Coke whore to the max can't take.
28. mikeock - May 11, 2009 4:37 PM
Seriously, I'd love to bend her little shaved crotch over a table and fuck the dyke right out of her.
29. lindsay lohan lover - May 11, 2009 5:32 PM
there is no way shes prego
30. Tom K - May 11, 2009 6:05 PM
Her Vagina is so toxic that any sperm that enters is burned upon entering.
LOL @ 21. I hope it is too if she is pregnant!!
She is always good for a laugh!
31. michelle - May 11, 2009 6:16 PM
if she has the kid, it will already be addicted to coke.
32. herbiefrog - May 11, 2009 8:17 PM
it happend... if god's kids be right ?
excuse us... ? is someone talking at us ?
shhhh... you'llll beee fiiine : )
ttfn : )
33. Michele - May 11, 2009 9:18 PM
This might be a good thing for her. If she has a kid then she will have to calm down.... But then again, it is LiLo and she has been known for relapse. But I will look on the bright side for the baby inside her old and worn out vag. That thing has been beat to death I imagine.... l0l
34. Rachel - May 11, 2009 9:42 PM
Didn't you all read that she's most likely an abortion? Though I doubt this story is real. I mean, I wouldn't put it past her to have crazy unprotected sex, but gossip should be taken with a grain of salt.
Though if it's true and she is getting an abortion, good for her. Women shouldn't feel like they only have one "right" option in a situation like this. There is more than one right way to correct a mistake like this.
35. Rachel - May 11, 2009 9:44 PM
** most likely HAVING an abortion. I suppose I should proofread my shit when I just wake up.
36. isitin - May 11, 2009 10:54 PM
This trashy whore cant even park a car properly. Also is she parked in a handicapped zone spot?.
37. meee - May 11, 2009 11:40 PM
oh come on you guys seriously believe this? i'm calling this story utter bullshit.
38. gerard vandenberg - May 12, 2009 1:02 AM
I'm sure: FREE FUCKERS ENOUGH.
(this is the trick of a sickmaking woman, folks)
39. whomever - May 12, 2009 1:49 AM
bitch is probably so loose down below she wouldn't even feel the baby come out.
40. sarahicks - May 12, 2009 2:19 AM
Its beautiful .Its just unbelievable.
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41. acne treatments - May 12, 2009 2:24 AM
Thanks for report.
42. Fun Online - May 12, 2009 3:01 AM
more fun online available here
43. Bree - May 12, 2009 3:07 AM
Oh bull. I find it quite hard to believe that she's boinked nearly one man each day in addition to her intermittent carpet-munching. Sure, the rib-showing could be due to morning sickness, but it's much more likely cause is just another coke binge and an intense workout of surf-failure and lock-picking. At least she's a ginger again.
44. Rhialto - May 12, 2009 7:54 AM
You never know with Lilo.Till then i don't believe this story.
45. Nero - May 12, 2009 7:57 AM
We do believe she's sleeping around like a second hand blown up doll.
46. Gando - May 12, 2009 8:00 AM
A blown up doll with air escaping from several leaks.
47. Galtacticus - May 12, 2009 8:03 AM
No wonder she likes to get pumped up.
48. J-Dizzle - May 12, 2009 9:20 AM
@9 Randal
Glad to finally see you show your true side
49. grobpilot - May 12, 2009 10:12 AM
Guys who are thinking of getting anywhere near that steaming, oozing cooze need to be lobotomized and sterilized
50. Baxter Pancake - May 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Who's Lindsay Lohan?
51. Maggie - May 12, 2009 4:13 PM
We are talking about a life here a human being no matter who is having it, the child deserves a chance at life. I hope she keeps it . BTW i cant believe the way things are today she would sleep around and no one wore a raincoat. Dangerous times out there
52. Stephen - October 23, 2009 3:55 PM
It's a shame that these celebrities get so screwed up
53. sulfur acne treatment - October 23, 2009 3:59 PM
She's not bad looking though