May 14 2009Lindsay Lohan finds work
Despite the existence of logic and reason, Lindsay Lohan has actually been hired to act in a real, live moving picture. Never underestimate the casting power of fellatio, kids. E! News reports:
Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.
Oh, wow, so they are making a LOST movie. Let me guess, Lindsay's the Smoke Monster. Genius.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. Zanna - May 14, 2009 4:40 PM
FAIL.
2. jynx - May 14, 2009 4:41 PM
Yeah Lindsay!
3. boo boo - May 14, 2009 4:44 PM
Look her nose. The nostrils are all red. She's either got a nasty cold or sampling some of Colombia's snow.
4. Zanna - May 14, 2009 4:46 PM
ha ha ha...EVERYONE WANTS IT?!?!?!!?!?!!?!? She looks like a fucking nuclear explosion...
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/kate-gosselin-everybody-wants-my-hairstyle-2009145
5. me - May 14, 2009 4:55 PM
I hope this whore makes enough money to OD with.
6. havoc - May 14, 2009 5:03 PM
Let me guess.....
The credits will be Girl #3.
.
7. Deva - May 14, 2009 5:04 PM
She's going to be shooting a movie in my state?!? Sign of the apocalypse I think.
8. theresa - May 14, 2009 5:07 PM
fuck off
9. bone - May 14, 2009 5:13 PM
When I think remote islands, Massachusetts is unquestionably the first thing that pops into my head
10. Krassy McKrass - May 14, 2009 5:18 PM
She does know how to Puff the Magic Dragon.
11. christina - May 14, 2009 5:19 PM
Does anyone else find the thought of Lindsay fucking Lohan as a grad student working in a science institute hysterical?
12. GuyHolly - May 14, 2009 5:26 PM
Must be a horror film.
13. dirk - May 14, 2009 5:31 PM
I heard she's starring in the Billie Jean King bio-pic called "Two in the Pink, One in the Stink".
14. Edna Bambrick - May 14, 2009 5:34 PM
#8 has been reported.
15. fucking retard - May 14, 2009 5:41 PM
ALL I CAN SEE IS STARS!! HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM? DUHHHHHHH
16. Nightbringer - May 14, 2009 5:44 PM
If she's pregnant will she the baby be arrested for being a coke mule?
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
17. Alex - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Lost me at Dave Matthews. Fuck that.
18. Randal - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
This is a surprise to people? Come on. Lindsay is a big time star who vaulted to the major movie industry with the big smash hit Mean Girls. She was all Lindsay Lohan in that movie - cute, adorable, witty, funny mixed with that girl next door look and feel. It's what we always expect and always get when she's in front of the camera.
Randal
19. Darth - May 14, 2009 5:47 PM
Gasp,did she find work?
20. Nero - May 14, 2009 5:50 PM
Which government project is going to take care of her?
21. Nero - May 14, 2009 5:50 PM
Which government project is going to take care of her?
22. Boogeyman King Dong - May 14, 2009 5:56 PM
Knock,knock,hello sweet girls i've work for you!
23. Valerie - May 14, 2009 6:08 PM
You know what? I'm sick of her, but I still feel sorry for her and....I actually hope that the movie is a success and she gets it together. Hmmm, what's the chance? 13%????.....
24. Unub - May 14, 2009 10:19 PM
Stupid fucking firecrotch ginger. Dumb cunt.
25. Nate - May 14, 2009 11:19 PM
I'm a big fan and a huge supporter but damn Look at her eyes and her nose. She is totally on coke in this picture.
26. Sarah - May 15, 2009 12:03 AM
oh great, i can't wait till we get to read on here about her attempts to seduce giovanni ribisi and/or dave matthews and/or woody harrelson and/or alanis morrisette.
27. gerard vandenberg - May 15, 2009 12:57 AM
........................GOING BANKRUPT IS ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY, folks!!
(to be polite)
28. Funny entertainment - May 15, 2009 1:58 AM
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29. MBA Nixon - May 15, 2009 3:08 AM
Her long-suffering PR person is working overtime, trying to generate some income--for herself.
30. Kye - May 15, 2009 4:43 AM
What moron would hire LiLo for their film knowing her work ethic!? We all know she''ll rock up late, bring along an entourage of drunk friends on set and be a drugged up diva. I'm sure this'll go well.
31. Jesmi - May 15, 2009 7:01 AM
I love hair..
32. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 15, 2009 7:24 AM
She will play the part of the stupid cunt who gets killed off in the first 10 minutes. Good News: since it's a low budget indie, they will forego the special effects and stunt double and take a $10 machete from the army surplus store and hack her head off for real...... and mail her stipend to Sam for burial expenses..... 80 pounds of Coke-infused shoe leather can't be THAT expensive to cremate.........
33. SoTe - May 15, 2009 8:08 AM
So there really is such a thing as "coke snorter" in the job market? And she got the job, I'm glad for her.
34. RichPort's Ghost - May 15, 2009 8:43 AM
There could be another Brandon Lee moment... I'm just sayin'...
35. J-Dizzle - May 15, 2009 10:43 AM
@18 Randal
Do you realize you're an assclown? No one gives two shits about your "thoughtful incite."
Take a bath with a toaster
36. chupacabra - May 15, 2009 10:57 AM
I'll believe it when I see it. I doubt she'll show up at all to the set.
37. kate - May 15, 2009 11:38 AM
I wish she'd get her hair cut and sort her life out.