Leighton Meester in a bikini
Here's Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester at a Los Angeles beach, and I'd like to personally thank the paparazzo responsible for these photos. Kudos to you, sir. Your keen skills deftly adapted to Leighton's retarded boob curtain by going straight for a plethora of butt shots. Otherwise, this shoot would've rapidly become, dare I say, Lauren Conrad-esque? Then may God have mercy on us all....

Reader Comments
1. Sam - May 11, 2009 5:16 PM
Best part is the "Back To Entry" button when you're looking at the all-fours picture.
2. havoc - May 11, 2009 5:17 PM
I'll take photo #7 for rear entry Alex......
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3. groan - May 11, 2009 5:18 PM
Leighton Meester has a loose keister.
4. Tony Bravado - May 11, 2009 5:19 PM
Very nice Ass. Very nice indeed.
5. The gorgeous one - May 11, 2009 5:21 PM
something's missing . . . i think it's her ass
6. tim - May 11, 2009 5:23 PM
She's self conscious about her boobs. But her ass - she's apparently proud of that!
7. Matt - May 11, 2009 5:26 PM
Way too young for the cheekcheese.
8. Newcastle - May 11, 2009 5:35 PM
Very hot! I'd break out the Show Stopper on that ass.
9. dag - May 11, 2009 5:35 PM
i hope this silly bitch doesn't get any tattoos. tattoo-less chicks are getting as rare as virgins these days. fucking disgusting.
10. Mr. Bation - May 11, 2009 5:36 PM
I'll bet she's Euro cause the suit bottom screams "SPEEDO"!
11. Bob - May 11, 2009 5:42 PM
What a nice ass on a little thing!
12. Fryshlock - May 11, 2009 5:47 PM
Big ole black girl booty.....now all she needs is the TAN!!!!
13. #7 = moron - May 11, 2009 5:47 PM
best booty! you're a retard who knows nothing about anything, Matt!
14. RtSS - May 11, 2009 5:53 PM
Image #7 catching the infamous Jessica Alba pose. Man would I love to be on that beach directly behind her. Just a little slip of that bikini bottom, and I am "in" heaven.
15. IKE - May 11, 2009 5:56 PM
Wow, she's a little light in the britches.
16. casualencounters.com/blog/ - May 11, 2009 6:03 PM
This butt is relevant to my interests...
17. GuyHolly - May 11, 2009 6:13 PM
a nice ass pic is worth a billion stupid fake boob pics.
18. dirk - May 11, 2009 6:13 PM
Leighton Meester has a flabby keester. I'd still wreck that pooper.
19. Leonardo DaNimo - May 11, 2009 6:19 PM
Do you think she'll be open to ass fingering while I bang her silly?
20. Galtacticus - May 11, 2009 6:20 PM
No boobs this time but generously she shows some other meaty parts.
21. Nero - May 11, 2009 6:23 PM
She goes eagerly on all fours.Maybe the sand is too hot?
22. Guest - May 11, 2009 6:33 PM
She's got such a fabulous body!!
I think she looked better with dark
hair, tho.
23. eagle-eye - May 11, 2009 6:34 PM
#9 - look at the pic 7 on her left wrist. She's already got a tattoo
24. Petra - May 11, 2009 6:36 PM
She has THE PERFECT body!
That's what all girls should look like.
25. dirk - May 11, 2009 7:00 PM
#24 You do realize that the girl has no tits, right?
26. Parker - May 11, 2009 7:47 PM
@25 who cares if she has tits? If you find her bent over holding her ankles the only thing you should care about is what to do for lunch after buttfucking her. Do you send her out to get you a sandwich or do you tell her to make you a sandwich herself. On the one hand if you send her out you can leave before she comes back but you don't get a sandwich. On the other hand you have to wait for her to make the sandwich before you can leave but she might start talking while she's slicing the bread. You could be trapped for hours.
27. Drundel - May 11, 2009 7:49 PM
Little flabby for a girl as young as her. She needs to spend a little time at the gym.
28. ROUGH--king of chat - May 11, 2009 8:42 PM
Thats a lovely bod, I think its the wedgie that makes it look like she had a melted ice cream or at least starting to have one! but i would certainly, I repeat certainly crack her jack!!!
29. WTF 27 - May 11, 2009 8:46 PM
#27.
WTF are you on? Flabby? Are you fucking serious? You must be a fucking tooth pick then. That's a great ass to have. We don't like little no ass girls. I guess you like to fuck bones don't you?
30. Ralph - May 11, 2009 8:49 PM
She has the Noassatoll disease.
31. vito - May 11, 2009 9:09 PM
AAACCKKKKK...a TATTOO on her left wrist! What a trollop...a skank...a total whore...a disreputable slut and a nasty-ass cunt!
You guys all save yourselves and run like hell. I'll sacrifice myself and engage her in a match of Slap-and-Tickle while you all get away...
Don't worry about me. I'll get away somehow. Eventually.
32. Funeral Guy - May 11, 2009 9:24 PM
Bottom heavy, cottage cheese ass in two years and no tits...next.
33. freddo - May 11, 2009 9:32 PM
no no no no, there's definitely something wrong with her ass, it just don't look right, Jimbob.
34. Beastman AIDS - May 11, 2009 10:21 PM
I used to have a girlfriend and now all I have is some elusive creature that lurks in the bedroom whoring the internet ON MY COMPUTER to watch this rubbish for more hours than I can occupy myself with xbox.
THERE'S NO PORN ON MY XBOX! :(
35. gil - May 11, 2009 10:30 PM
nice ass but WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS SHE?
36. Martin - May 11, 2009 11:01 PM
She looks a little skinny to me?
37. Kimberly - May 11, 2009 11:14 PM
I think I saw testicles!
38. Itie Bittie Tittie Commity - May 11, 2009 11:47 PM
The lard asses cover up the ass fat with a bed sheet while on the beech.
Now we have no tits butter face covering up nothing with a tee shirt.
WTF?
Got confidence much?
39. live and let live - May 11, 2009 11:56 PM
Wow, I see a beautiful young lady and then I read all the comments and I'm truly disgusted...."no ass", "no tits", "big booty", "flabby", "too thin", etc...etc...
WHAT THE FUCK!? You guys are all over the place - she's a pretty young actress and you all tear her apart?
I realize this site is called The Superficial" but Christ on a cracker, NO ONE IS PERFECT to you bunch because you're all saying she's the complete opposite of everything....I'd love to know, how the fuck girls/woman are supposed to feel when a person like this is ripped to shreds?
This takes the ever loving cake...un-fucking-believable!
40. Fun Online - May 12, 2009 12:27 AM
the gal in bikini in nice looking.
she has nice body
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41. alison - May 12, 2009 12:33 AM
she has an ass alright. but it ain't perky. that's what is wrong.
42. gerard vandenberg - May 12, 2009 12:46 AM
be honest: SWIMMING WHEN WEARING A DRESS CAN BE A DIFFICULT SITUATION TODAY, not folks?
43. James - May 12, 2009 12:53 AM
She is hottest girl in the world now
I think
44. sala white - May 12, 2009 5:24 AM
She is so tall and sexy. I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined. I think it is interesting and you will like it.
45. Savvy - May 12, 2009 5:28 AM
Shiny butt
46. Rhialto - May 12, 2009 5:38 AM
Hola!
47. ARealMan - May 12, 2009 5:47 AM
Here's the truth.
Leighton has a gorgeous but very girl next door face. Looks better filmed than photographed.
Her breasts are perfectly sized unless you prefer implants. Which I and most real men don't. We like em real.
Her ass is sweet. Not too big. Not too small. Very feminine. Which means it's soft. Could she use a workout at the gym? Maybe. But not if it means she loses her bounce.
Judgment. Leighton Meester is a damn fine looking woman with a fine ass.
Real men agree. The truth.
48. Galtacticus - May 12, 2009 6:08 AM
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50. mikeock - May 12, 2009 7:25 AM
Ok, I have no idea who this girl is. Admit it ... you're just taking pictures of random girls in bikinis and claiming they're on some show on the WB - which nobody watches anyway.
51. SoTe - May 12, 2009 7:38 AM
She is alright, she's got a cute butt. A pity her cause she has to bear the cross of cellulite like the rest of us mortals; but it looks cute anyway. I still don't get what she is doing with that top on...
52. kintah - May 12, 2009 7:48 AM
I think she looks very sexy.
53. Karen - May 12, 2009 8:21 AM
So young, so thin...so much cellulite. She's obviously keeping think the Hollywood way - cigarettes, Red Bull, NOT exercising.
Mischa Barton Lite.
54. Michael - May 12, 2009 8:24 AM
The half of an ass she has is nice enough. I bet the white boys love it.
55. pappy smeary - May 12, 2009 9:07 AM
This girl is a perfect example of someone who falls into what i like to call "the superficial zone" The fifteen pound overlap between too fat and too skinny.
I'll sum up what has been said so far:
"What a skinny big boned fat ass with no ass"
I would make broth with those bikini bottoms you homos
56. pappy smeary - May 12, 2009 9:07 AM
This girl is a perfect example of someone who falls into what i like to call "the superficial zone" The fifteen pound overlap between too fat and too skinny.
I'll sum up what has been said so far:
"What a skinny big boned fat ass with no ass"
I would make broth with those bikini bottoms you homos
57. pappy smeary - May 12, 2009 9:07 AM
This girl is a perfect example of someone who falls into what i like to call "the superficial zone" The fifteen pound overlap between too fat and too skinny.
I'll sum up what has been said so far:
"What a skinny big boned fat ass with no ass"
I would make broth with those bikini bottoms you homos
58. Sloppy hand - May 12, 2009 9:13 AM
no camel toe??
59. Sloppy hand - May 12, 2009 9:17 AM
no camel toe??
60. Sloppy hand - May 12, 2009 9:21 AM
no camel toe??
61. emma white - May 12, 2009 9:25 AM
She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
*** Seekingtall.com *** which I have joined. I think it is interesting and you will like it.
62. Mr. Jones - May 12, 2009 10:04 AM
#47 for President
63. Markus - May 12, 2009 10:41 AM
How is it you can see someone's ass from the front????
64. Marty - May 12, 2009 11:22 AM
May we all look that good at her age.
65. Dan - May 12, 2009 11:39 AM
Hey Meester... you got some spare change?
66. Alex - May 12, 2009 12:28 PM
Just wanted to add, GOD DAMN SHE'S FUCKING HOT!!! Holy Shit. I'm going to start watching Gossip Girl. Does she wear that on the show?????
67. Vejjita - May 12, 2009 1:14 PM
BLAAAAAAAAIR !
luv ya
68. Harry - May 12, 2009 2:41 PM
#47 said it best. Leighton has a sexy, feminine ass. Real, soft, and tasty.
The rest of the web thinks she looks smoking hot. Don't know what's up with the freaks on this site.
69. Steve - May 12, 2009 3:40 PM
So her Dad is Mister Meester?
70. jenny - May 12, 2009 3:46 PM
#63 is the only one who hit the nail on the head! She is thin and pretty, yeah, but why is her butt visible from the front???????????????????????????EW
71. handy - May 12, 2009 4:08 PM
#63 and #70, that litte extra piece of flesh is simply put... glorious when you're in deep throttle mode
72. Trooth - May 13, 2009 12:12 AM
Ladies, as a realistic goal, this is what you should strive for. Nice real ass.
There is a happy, blissful medium between the Kardashian garbage bag of cottage cheese and the hard, non-existent muscular ass that gay men want to see on women.
It could be thicker, yeah. But unless nature blessed you, it's tough to get that.
Every chick can't be Jessica Biel or Vida, but this is fucking great. Any man would be happy. Unless they're a fag.
73. RtSS - May 16, 2009 3:26 AM
@ 39... You got that right. "tear her apart..." and "rip her to shreds". My those are choice words. That is my thoughts exactly in image #7. I would do her in both the 'sweet spot' and the 'dirt tunnel' and leave her torn and ripped. I could see pounding into her with driving force as that ass is truly fine. In the image shots #8 and #11, you gotta admit the buttocks is a bit loose. Certainly not a well toned ass cheek. But, that image #7 is amazing. Who wouldn't jump on that and ride it like a wild stallion?
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75. Iamiuru - December 24, 2009 2:54 PM
@Trooth (#72), you are so right. I'm really glad someone articulated that on the internet appropriately and thoroughly. I think she looks fabulous, she really has a knack for style, I mean, if you cn't get with Somebody To Love with Robin Thicke
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQHxvLgKCW0 ) then I don't know what to do with you. lol !. She has a great shape, and shit, EVERYONE'S butt gets dips when you are WALKING, I mean, damn, I don't care who you are, it happens. let's get real people. She looks great, ur a hater, i'm hungry.