May 21 2009Lady GaGa is starting to depress me
Here's Lady GaGa making a radio appearance in Syndey, and I'm having trouble looking at her lately without feeling like a depraved sicko. I mean, for God's sake, she's not wearing any pants, can barely walk on her own and is making random hand signs in front of her face. I want to look at her ass*, but at the same time she's one step away from wearing a helmet and asking strangers for high fives.
*Totally did.

Reader Comments
1. lisa - May 21, 2009 1:11 PM
shes so cool.
2. J - May 21, 2009 1:12 PM
Um I think she forgot to properly tuck
3. a - May 21, 2009 1:12 PM
she's not part of the pants party!
4. Erica - May 21, 2009 1:12 PM
It's too bad her legs are like 10 inches long.
5. yeayurr - May 21, 2009 1:13 PM
strange...
6. pete - May 21, 2009 1:13 PM
Poor thing got caught in hail storm.
7. Someone Else - May 21, 2009 1:14 PM
ehh, from her saggy tits to now letting her meat curtains hand out she is ugly and nasty.
8. Anonymous - May 21, 2009 1:16 PM
I guess you have to dress like this to take attention away from the fact that you have no talent.
9. Whogivesafuck - May 21, 2009 1:18 PM
It looks like she has a nasty shit stain on her snatch.
10. VandaL - May 21, 2009 1:21 PM
She's a fuckin loon. But I'd flop it one.
11. yo - May 21, 2009 1:21 PM
i don't know how i feel about her anymore... i mean... is this really necessary all the time? it's starting to bore me.
12. mike - May 21, 2009 1:22 PM
Yeah, ---the crotch----looks like she may have dropped some fudge
13. Michael Jackson - May 21, 2009 1:23 PM
#8 "I guess you have to dress like this to take attention away from the fact that you have no talent."
Quoted for truth!
14. Learn How I Make $100 Profit everyday - May 21, 2009 1:26 PM
freaky looking crotch stain...not good. Ass is ok though.
15. george - May 21, 2009 1:29 PM
i don't think that is lady gaga... its doesn't look like her
16. mamamiasweetpeaches - May 21, 2009 1:29 PM
Gwen Stefani's Secret Twin Brother!
17. george - May 21, 2009 1:29 PM
i don't think that is lady gaga... its doesn't look like her
18. Whogivesafuck - May 21, 2009 1:32 PM
I've never fucked a retard before and I don't think any amount of money would convince me to start with her!
19. Binky - May 21, 2009 1:38 PM
I've heard of red-eye but not white-eye like that last pic.
Why are her hands up like that ? My,my - did someone poke her face ?
20. Mia - May 21, 2009 1:39 PM
Fishnets stockings are the best for looking sexy and hiding flaws.
21. Definitely not a fembot - May 21, 2009 1:41 PM
She looks like a robot, the kind that are being developed in Japan that are meant to physically resemble a human being and mimic human emotions.
22. Justcuz - May 21, 2009 1:41 PM
Folks, the thing in her crotch is the crotch liner of her stockings showing. Lots of stockings (not all) have a more fabric-type crotch liner attached between the legs - it looks like hers is just showing a little..
23. Joe Biden - May 21, 2009 1:49 PM
Good thing she's got the LADY moniker, I may have been otherwise confused.
24. josh - May 21, 2009 1:55 PM
buttaface
25. The Superfacial - May 21, 2009 1:55 PM
Labia slip?
26. clarkehead - May 21, 2009 1:58 PM
That's some major moose knuckle right there.
27. The Superfishial - May 21, 2009 1:58 PM
Penis slip?
28. whistle - May 21, 2009 1:59 PM
She is ipecac in human form.
29. spo - May 21, 2009 2:04 PM
is that Marilyn Manson? I think he's trying to make a comeback but bleach blonde isn't a good look for him.
30. Shitney Still SUX - May 21, 2009 2:09 PM
I seriously don't dig her vibe. She is fug and dumb looking.
31. Dan Montana - May 21, 2009 2:17 PM
I would'nt do her...what 's depressing is that the young chicks will start dressing like her
32. Deacon Jones - May 21, 2009 2:18 PM
nice ass.
AT-TEN-CHUN!
33. assman - May 21, 2009 2:18 PM
i'd hit it
what an ass
im the assman
34. JJ Daddy-O - May 21, 2009 2:21 PM
Are we sure she's not actually LadyBoy GaGa?
35. Deacon Jones - May 21, 2009 2:21 PM
@31
Well shit, I'm getting a teaching degree then! Helloooo 9th grade!
36. Alli - May 21, 2009 2:25 PM
That's no labia...that's the lining of her pantyhose. Where's her big HAIR bow? She kind of reminds me of Christina Aguilera, only she has better legs...barely.
37. Alli - May 21, 2009 2:27 PM
That's no labia...that's the lining of her pantyhose. Where's her big HAIR bow? She kind of reminds me of Christina Aguilera, only she has better legs...barely.
38. Whogivesafuck - May 21, 2009 2:32 PM
Any guy that would fuck this ditch pig freak is just too lazy to beat their own meat!!
39. Amy - May 21, 2009 2:35 PM
I'm scared of her. :-/
40. netstarman - May 21, 2009 2:35 PM
It's Lady Moose-Knuckles, It looks like she's smuggling that big ugly hair bow in her camel toe .
41. J - May 21, 2009 2:45 PM
She's GROSS.
42. JustAGuy - May 21, 2009 2:53 PM
Its been a long time since I felt the urge to comment here, but....
That is one *seriously* fuck ugly swamp pig.
Is it famous?
43. dude - May 21, 2009 3:03 PM
Which brings us to today's lesson, kids: Don't smoke crack.
44. Meream - May 21, 2009 3:10 PM
My god, isn't she cold? (COLD, not cool).
Love her jacket, though.
45. Michael Jackson - May 21, 2009 3:18 PM
I asked you to give back my my glove, jacket and make-up kit last week. Why do you ignore me? We finished filming for the "Thriller" video, like, 20 years ago.
46. RichPort's Ghost - May 21, 2009 3:21 PM
80's fashion was bad then and it's bad now...
47. Funeral Guy - May 21, 2009 3:25 PM
When you first started posting about this broad I didn't know who she was. Now that I know I am starting to care less and less. She seems to be getting uglier with each passing day. And WTF is up with the no pants schtick? OK bitch, we've seen your ass, we've seen your pussy, and we've seen your big fucking nose. Get dressed and get the fuck out of here.
48. consumist - May 21, 2009 3:32 PM
she wasn't dressed like that is Auckland (New Zealand) as it's winter and freaking cold, she would have frozen her lips off... erm, did I say that? No time to be wandering around in your mothers underwear, that's for sure.
49. mark b. - May 21, 2009 3:35 PM
His balls are hanging out of his pants in the first pic.
50. consumist - May 21, 2009 3:36 PM
actually I'm surprised you guy's don't realise she has a rare medical condition affecting her eye and vision, the only way she can walk in a straight line is by restricting her field of vision - hence the funny kiddie telescope thing. Shame on you all for making fun of disabled people!
51. samechick - May 21, 2009 5:12 PM
She's a man
52. Galtacticus - May 21, 2009 5:17 PM
I don't know what this but i would almost say;the Montauk Monsters aren't that rare as we might think!
53. Danklin - May 21, 2009 5:18 PM
I wouldnt fuck this chick if Britney Spears and Lindsay lohan AND Paris Hilton threatened to smother me with their vaginas.
54. Angry Christian Bale - May 21, 2009 5:19 PM
Jesus fuck somebody kill this bitch.
55. truk - May 21, 2009 5:21 PM
@8 BINGO!
it's one thing to dress oddly, it's a completely different thing to dress uncomfortably... all this girl is saying is "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME."
somebody's parents screwed up royally..
56. Darth - May 21, 2009 5:27 PM
Old age woman 3000 is crossing the street with support.
57. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 21, 2009 5:27 PM
Thats a good ass! id actually let this space cadet seat on my fencepost!
58. SoTe - May 21, 2009 5:37 PM
wow! what a nut job! She is FUGLY as hell, I've never heard anything she's done but I'm hoping she's got talent cause she is not getting anywhere with that face of hers and her sense (or lack ) of style.
59. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 21, 2009 5:45 PM
"seat"
60. mikeock - May 21, 2009 5:49 PM
who is this fucktard?
61. Lou - May 21, 2009 6:07 PM
What a fucking clown...
62. Bawb - May 21, 2009 6:23 PM
She's a superheroine-- but she needs a superheroine name...
63. jake - May 21, 2009 6:30 PM
she is and always has been completely retarded. look at her face for starters. completely vacant. not pretty or sexy. her suckness is multiplied infinitely by the fact that she is always trying to be trendy or make a statement. i wanna break her fingers.
64. Ugh - May 21, 2009 6:59 PM
Lady Gaaaaaaahhhgaaghahhaagodwhy. :(
65. shokroklove - May 21, 2009 7:03 PM
i love how she wears anything the fuck she wants and always looks hot.
66. alfalfa - May 21, 2009 7:20 PM
wow she is so shocking wearing her underwear in public. so so very shocking. i've never been so shocked before in my life.
67. RubySkye - May 21, 2009 7:34 PM
SHE NEEDS A WAX! DISGUSTING!
68. Phred Felps - May 21, 2009 7:43 PM
Starting???
69. Charlie "The Dong" Fongooyamama - May 21, 2009 7:44 PM
Lady GaGa is Italian and she named spaghetti as her fave food in an interview. Her thighs show it. Time to cut back on the carbs, GaGa. You don't want to go from Poker Face to Porker Face.
70. M - May 21, 2009 7:55 PM
her crotch is brown? she pooped!!!!
71. Me - May 21, 2009 7:57 PM
ewww wtf is that brown thing?
72. de profundus - May 21, 2009 7:58 PM
OH GAGA.
At least she's not carrying a cup of tea as I've seen before.
She's not good live, unfortunately. What she's doing is SHOCK AND AWE. Enough people will find this cool or fun to support her career, especially in the gay community.
Personally, I could care less. If she can make a living from nothing then she's pretty standard for this millennium. Get used to it.
73. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE... - May 21, 2009 8:00 PM
...YOU CAN SEE BUSH.
74. IF YOU LOOK CLOSE... - May 21, 2009 8:03 PM
...YOU CAN SEE BUSH.
75. doug - May 21, 2009 8:28 PM
------looks like she's headed to woodshop class
76. ha - May 21, 2009 9:08 PM
Well, that's a nasty vaginas lip. But, i'd still poke'r face.
77. Lily - May 21, 2009 9:26 PM
She needs to get a brazilian wax ASAP!
78. Reality check - May 21, 2009 9:51 PM
she has some hips on her but she tapers nicely into a slim lower leg, no line back legs here, i like a lot. she looks soft and shapely, however her outfits and that horrid mug of hers is enough to make me scream running. i'll bag it and tag it. just don't open your mouth or play your music please.
79. Reality check - May 21, 2009 9:55 PM
i can handle thick thighs what i can't handle are huge man calves and broad man soulders and arms, that shit is like sleeping with a football player, so props to her for not being all hard bodied. to be honest, she'd be better for porn than this singing bullshit she is doing.
80. Laurie - May 21, 2009 10:09 PM
Who *IS* this cunt?!
81. No thanks - May 21, 2009 10:56 PM
I would not Poke Her Face.
(hah! it was a bad pun on her fucking horrid terrible rythmless song that is get getting played constantly)
and for the record, she has a dick.
82. kornaz - May 21, 2009 10:59 PM
Thunder thighs, fat ass, ugly face and what the hell is hanging in her crotch? She's a tranny.
83. Dawn - May 21, 2009 10:59 PM
Um, what is hanging out of her underwear? really, like you dont know your shit is hanging out, that would feel quite uncomfortable. She is so lame, I am so sick her of trying to make a statement..she looks like a dumb ass.
84. Kelsey - May 21, 2009 11:12 PM
Usually I like her, but yeah..this is a little much. I don't think anyone on earth could pull off whatever this look is.
85. Rrrrachael - May 21, 2009 11:14 PM
Duuude, what's funny about this is that the cops in Sydney thought she was a prostitute and began to arrest her... No shit, it really happened..
On a side note, you kiddies that just have to post "FIRST!" everytime, should be the 'FIRST!' inline to step into busy traffic.. Just sayin'.
86. Charley Kane - May 22, 2009 12:22 AM
She's ugly and she cant sing - in other words she's gonna be as big as Madonna.
87. gerard vandenberg - May 22, 2009 12:31 AM
O.K., you feel sick now, folks?
88. RedFantaGirl - May 22, 2009 1:05 AM
@81 LMFAO!!!!! Had you not explained your pun I would have laughed harder. But that shit was genius! "I would not Poke Her face." Tears running down my cheek.
89. Worthless pile of shit - May 22, 2009 1:06 AM
Yeah, I never understood the hype surrounding this bitch. She isn't even hot. She's like a fatter, shorter version of Paris Hilton on smack. Makes me wonder if she ever worked for Disney...
90. emi - May 22, 2009 1:48 AM
I love how she is attempting to cover her face as if she is not looking for attention or does not want to be seen, yet look at what she is wearing.
91. Only REAL blondes have more fun - May 22, 2009 1:53 AM
why is it that every fucking ugly bitch tries to look pretty by dying their hair some insanely light shade of blonde.? It never ever looks real. This ugly witch-slut is Italian and looks like a clown. She is not talented at all musically. She just appeals to fags for being "trendy". That's what all the second rate hacks do. They try to do something "different" because they can't do the thing the CORRECT way.
I will be glad when she's gone.
Oh. Put some something over your legs, whore.
Correction: UGLY whore!
92. jilgad - May 22, 2009 5:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA her nose must sit under a mountain of ketamine!
93. michael - May 22, 2009 6:04 AM
everyone says this chic has such a nice figure? i dont get it at all!
94. danny - May 22, 2009 7:58 AM
errr she has got a fanny lip hanging out
if she didnt i would depinatly knoe ive seen more convincing trannys
95. Skippy - May 22, 2009 9:25 AM
She's just doing her thing.
96. Roger - May 22, 2009 9:33 AM
I am the wonderful Man
Marilyn Manson this is the motherfucker [
He is Fuck
I Love you!!!!
I am Brasilian Brazil
I Need eat He!!!!
97. Roger - May 22, 2009 9:34 AM
I am the wonderful Man
Marilyn Manson this is the motherfucker [
He is Fuck
I Love you!!!!
I am Brasilian Brazil
I Need eat He!!!!
98. bo - May 22, 2009 9:39 AM
she is not cool.she is ridiculous.u never will be madonna
99. special ed - May 22, 2009 12:56 PM
she looks like a retarded duck.
100. Queen Mrs. Burke - May 22, 2009 12:59 PM
I would NOT fuck her with her own 'Disco stick."
101. mikka1 - May 22, 2009 2:04 PM
looks there is something dark between her legs under her ,mmm... underwear?
102. EuroNeckPain - May 22, 2009 4:05 PM
Gaga = slang adjective in French to qualify an old person who cannot think straight any more
What an ugly stage name.
103. Guy - May 22, 2009 5:10 PM
Spelled Sydney wrong... not that Gaga warrants the time and effort needed to correct this.
104. Evilance - May 22, 2009 7:34 PM
Ummm...totally not liking all the fag references...does this mean I'm straight now because this monster is the most un-cool thing I've ever seen...bah! kids today...they need a good dose of reality (and MDA)...think of something new silly clown girl (and learn to walk in heels for christsake...basic!)
105. Amy - May 22, 2009 10:56 PM
WHat a Loser! why is she cool?? LOL..nice underwear!
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106. mrmr - May 23, 2009 11:28 AM
her face is depressing.
but her ass. woah. id squeeze and plug
107. obzelite - May 23, 2009 11:31 AM
wow, nothing like trying to compensate for lack of talent.
i guess she has a good dealer cause what she is on must be on something good.
108. razor dildo - May 23, 2009 4:32 PM
as bad as she looks, the chick behind her in the last pic is worse
109. NANA - May 23, 2009 6:13 PM
they should arrest her for waking dressed like that in the street CRAZYYY SLUGGGGG
110. .................................S I D - May 24, 2009 4:41 PM
she wants to look like Gwen Stefani...maybe
dude 17- you dont know what she looks like in the first place, shes always hidding her face! with hair or huge sunglasses
now you know that shes fugly!
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111. Mr Semprini - May 25, 2009 10:30 AM
She's wearing golf gloves. No wonder she's making those weird hand signs. She's trying to read the green. No one has the heart to tell her that she's eating lunch, not playing golf.
112. LadyGagGag - May 28, 2009 11:35 AM
She must be on some crazy drugs to not know the difference between a music video and reality. It is a crime to let her walk the streets like that.
113. gauge my eyes out - May 29, 2009 11:47 AM
Probably the same drugs the people are on that think she is good looking.
114. olbertus - July 18, 2009 7:50 AM
Jesus jumped up Christ what an awful shit stain on the face of humanity, my God sometimes I really worry that aliens are watching our TV and internet and judging us on what is popular...
Please don't annihilate us superior beings even though many of us deserve it...
115. dustybugger - October 18, 2009 2:43 PM
she tries too hard and so not original. i imagine some recording execs came up with her image at a big boardroom table saying, "why don't we combine the likes of Cher, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, and Gwen Stefani."