May 28 2009Lady GaGa is bisexual, too. Of course.

I expected some originality from Lady GaGa, but in her interview with Rolling Stone she plays the tired bisexual card that seems to be the soup du jour of every female celeb lately. But at least this anecdote includes tons of blow and Marilyn Manson trying to get laid:
Lady Gaga's devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup in a tiny Lower East Side apartment after she dropped out of NYU several years ago -- well before she was actually famous. "It was quite sick," she admits. "I suppose that's where the vanity of the album came from." Her debut, The Fame, was almost entirely inspired by her relationship with a heavy-metal drummer named Luke, and their breakup profoundly changed Gaga. She tells Hiatt she's bisexual, but her attraction to women is purely physical. It's an aspect of her sexuality that makes boyfriends "uncomfortable," she says.
Her sexuality proclivities don't seem to offend Marilyn Manson, however, who lobbed a series of awful pickup lines at his new friend at our cover shoot (grab the issue to hear his worst). "She knows exactly what she's doing," he tells RS. "She's very smart, she's not selling out, she's a great musician, she's a great singer, and she's laughing when she's doing it, the same way that I am."
Oh, that's nice. She's uncomfortable with men as it is and fucking Marilyn Manson tries to pick her up. Jesus. I'm amazed this interview didn't end with Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course.

Reader Comments
1. ELH - May 28, 2009 1:13 PM
I was going to say first but I'll guess 5th
2. ger - May 28, 2009 1:16 PM
She fkn disgusting. Butterface.
3. what? - May 28, 2009 1:17 PM
This talentless cunt needs someone to count down her 15 minutes asap!
4. Michael Jackson - May 28, 2009 1:19 PM
"Lady Gaga's devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup..."
That's what constitutes as "talent" now days. Remember when actual artists use to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Andy Warhol is rolling in his grave.
5. FuzzyBean - May 28, 2009 1:20 PM
'Dave Matthews Band Rebounds: Best Album Yet' Hilarious.
6. aye - May 28, 2009 1:30 PM
thats just scary.
7. F. Gary Gray - May 28, 2009 1:31 PM
"That's what constitutes as "talent" now days. Remember when actual artists use to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. Andy Warhol is rolling in his grave."
Oh yeah, Andy Warhol was truly the definition of an "actual artist" who would hate to see people without any discernible talent turn into celebrities. Pffff.
8. michy - May 28, 2009 1:33 PM
god she is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
9. Big Ugly Nose she has - May 28, 2009 1:43 PM
Is this whore Italian/American? Why is she always showing off her legs and ass? Is that what we have come to now? I saw her on Idol and felt embarassed for her except she gets paid giant money for essentially nothing. I don't get it.
10. Clem - May 28, 2009 1:43 PM
Christ, I nearly through up a turd when I saw that photo! That has got to be one of the fugliest swamp-donkeys I have ever seen.
11. Chick - May 28, 2009 1:47 PM
shes trying to get attention as usual.. and she looks horrible in every picture I see of her. It seems like shes wearing a TON of makeup and yet she still looks like a dog. I wouldnt wanna see her without it.
12. Max Planck - May 28, 2009 1:49 PM
Elsa Lanchester...the Bride of Frankenstein.
13. Funeral Guy - May 28, 2009 1:52 PM
She is so ugly I don't even think a butch dyke lesbo would do the tuna munch with her. What a no talent fame whore. The current music scene is total crap.
14. Tom K - May 28, 2009 1:53 PM
She needs another nose job and she makes all Italians from New York once again look like trash.
15. ROUGH Daddy - May 28, 2009 1:55 PM
Alright! she may look like shes channeling Dee Snyder but i like her hips though!
16. Your_a_snooty_booty - May 28, 2009 2:03 PM
WHY DOES EVERY CHICK NOW A DAYS SAY THEY ARE BI BUT WOULD NEVER DATE A GIRL? I DONT THINK THAT BEING BI AT ALL, bc Megan foxx said the same thing. that shes bi but would never date a girl that was bi bc that means that the girl likes penis and if she likes penis something something something . Megan fox should just stick to porn LMAO
17. frank - May 28, 2009 2:04 PM
If she were an Asian man, her name would be Hom Lee...
18. mikeock - May 28, 2009 2:06 PM
Give it ... oh ... 2 years, and it'll be Lady Who? There will be some out-of-focus pictures of her weighing in at 250 pounds on the cover of Star Magazine, with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.
19. TugBoat - May 28, 2009 2:07 PM
Why did Dee Snider change his name to Lady Ga Ga?
20. Italian Stallion - May 28, 2009 2:17 PM
I could beat her in poker. Hell, with that face, I could just beat her.......
21. Rossco - May 28, 2009 2:24 PM
I still have no idea who she is or what she's "famous" for aside from being on here all the time lately...
22. Tiz Nizzle - May 28, 2009 3:06 PM
she looks like Gozer from Ghostbusters
23. She like 'em big - May 28, 2009 3:10 PM
Ha ha the dirty whore says a man needs a big dick. I bet her mother is proud. Well, with all the money for almost nothing I am sure she is.
I hate this cunt and she has an ugly face.
24. Beeotch - May 28, 2009 3:12 PM
They should call her Lady Gag....cause that is what I want to do when I look at her.
25. Papahotnuts - May 28, 2009 3:13 PM
I have bowling shoes better looking than her. And those aren't bubbles covering her, they're tears from Jesus. Why hath his father forsaken him with this beast?
26. MaryJane - May 28, 2009 3:28 PM
Her songs are catchy, well the two that I've heard, ((I don't listen to the radio so I haven't had the urge to kill myself when I hear them)) but it's unfortunate that she has a fat girl face, it's SO weird.
In the newest issue of PLAYBOY in they back where they do the GRAPEVINE ((they show celebs that have done nipple slips and what not)) there is a shot of her boobie from a gaping shirt and she has either had three or four kids and breastfed them all till they puked or she used to weigh a duece/duece and 1/2 cuz her tit sags like a reallllly old grandma.
I feel kind of bad making fun of her cuz she is like a little retard girl...... someone put a jacket around her for God's sake she is making a fool of herself ALL THE TIme!
27. gosyco - May 28, 2009 3:34 PM
#10 & #17
I think I just soiled myself.
Thnkx.
28. Lauren Jones - May 28, 2009 3:55 PM
THIS BITCH IS IS SO FREAKING HIDEOUS, I SWEAR ..I THINK I JUST WENT BLIND! MY EYES! MY EYES!
HER 'ATTENTION WHORE' ACTIONS ARE OBVIOUS AND I HOPE THIS UGLY WENCH ..'LADY GAG GAG' STOPS WEARING THOSE RIDICULOUS OUTFITS AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, SHE ALWAYS WEARS SHOES THAT ARE AN UGLY TAN COLOR! NO MATTER HOW MUCH MAKEUP THIS BITCH WEARS....I'M SORRY..SHE'S STILL UGLY.. SHE NEEDS TO LOOK INTO GETTING A FACE TRANSPLANT FOR SURE. MAN..WHAT A EYESORE TO HUMANKIND. HER NOSE IS GIGANTIC..LIKE THE SIZE OF A LAND MOVING TRACTOR.
YEAH....BY THE WAY, SHE LOOKS LIKE 'DEE SNIDER'S' TURD CROSSED WITH AN ALBINO. SHE'S OVERATED,TIRED,TRYING TOO HARD, AND SO FULL OF HERSELF, THAT I THINK THERE IS S**T COMING OUTTA HER EARS! IF I WAS HER, I'D BE EMBARRASED LOOKING LIKE THAT ON THE COVER OF THE MAGAZINE..GEEEZZ..GIVE IT UP ALREADY YOU MONSTROUS HAG!
29. RichPort's Ghost - May 28, 2009 4:15 PM
That's a sixteen, seventeen shot 3am, bar closing, pick up at best...
30. portland bob - May 28, 2009 4:19 PM
This girl is uglin fucky!
31. wtf - May 28, 2009 4:27 PM
I was unaware there was such a thing as a "bag of coke" delivery service.
I
32. Megan - May 28, 2009 4:31 PM
Nice tit chasm.
33. Manda - May 28, 2009 4:53 PM
Who gave this woman a damn record deal? Give the joke up already, no one is laughing. We are all really tired of it . . . Ok, not a joke? Balls . . .
34. anon - May 28, 2009 5:12 PM
expected originality from her? fish, have you HEARD her music...?
35. Alli Watermelon - May 28, 2009 5:17 PM
I don't remember her FACE looking like this? Minus her face and hair, that's a pretty awesome picture. I like the bubbles :)
36. daver - May 28, 2009 5:38 PM
how someone THAT ugly could get all famous and stuff in such a superficial world as the one we currently live, not talent? no image? wtf? i don't get it.
superficiality doesn't work when it has to...
37. Darth - May 28, 2009 6:20 PM
I think most women are bisexual!
38. Nero - May 28, 2009 6:23 PM
Those blown-up condoms look like bubbles.
39. Galtacticus - May 28, 2009 6:27 PM
That's good news for LiLo!
40. granuaile - May 28, 2009 6:48 PM
I don't really get how she's supposed to have a fat girl face, but whatever.
As annoying as she is, you have to give her props. She is rediculous, but she's completely aware of it. It's nothing but a marketing ploy. Attention, good or bad, equals fame these days.
41. Charley Kane - May 28, 2009 7:32 PM
Ugly, ugly girl. Kind of like Aguillera except that she can't sing.
42. jasper - May 28, 2009 7:46 PM
I think she's saying her boyfriends are uncomfortable with her attraction to women, not that she's uncomfortable with boyfriends.
I'm sick of the talk, too, though. C'mon Megan, Olivia, Gaga--show us that you're attracted to women. Get it on, on film. Catch up with the rest of the 21st century!
43. whoispayingherway? - May 28, 2009 8:25 PM
whoispayingherway?
There can be no other answer than she blew someone, she is related to a record producer, or she blew a relative record producer.
I am really beginning to think TheSuperficial is being paid off or getting blown/licked
44. bleech - May 28, 2009 9:42 PM
two words:
LAND MONSTER
45. Beastman AIDS - May 28, 2009 9:55 PM
My dick just blew it's brains out.
46. chlöe - May 28, 2009 10:56 PM
@ 7 it is because of Andy fucking Warhol that people like this can be on covers like magazine. We can thank that sycophantic talentless man for the abysmal art world we live in today. He was the grim reaper of all good talent and art. His mediocrity paved the way for Lada Gaga, Terry Richardson, David LaChapelle and others bullshit "artists".
47. Jen - May 29, 2009 12:25 AM
What is it with all these chicks pretending to be bi anyway? I mean, if you like chicks, whatever. But what's the point of pretending to munch cooch for attention?
48. gerard vandenberg - May 29, 2009 12:53 AM
WAKE UP AMERICA!!
this is the way to attract most fans, folks.
49. RedFantaGirl - May 29, 2009 4:04 AM
TRANNY MESS!
50. balls mccoy - May 29, 2009 7:31 AM
my my my buttaface my my buttaface
51. FACE - May 29, 2009 7:34 AM
Isnt this bitch just Dale Bozzio from the 80s without the talent??
52. Ananana - May 29, 2009 8:34 AM
"Lady Gaga's devotion to being a star drove her to order bags of cocaine and spend hours perfecting her hair and makeup..."
please... just... die.... Oh, and Rolling Stone and Marilyn Manson just fucking lost all of their cred..
53. Ananana - May 29, 2009 8:36 AM
oh, and she looks like cher. and not in a good way.
54. WTF - May 29, 2009 8:39 AM
would someone please tell me if that is a FUCKING MAN OR A WOMAN??!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!11111oneoneone
that is the 64 thousand dollar question.
55. carrie - May 29, 2009 10:08 AM
the woman is a joke... I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is blackwhitemeet.com All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
56. Boomerang - May 29, 2009 10:11 AM
she's hot no matter what !!! have u seen her new video ? it's brilliant
57. insecthero - May 29, 2009 11:37 AM
For what seems like the hundredth time, who the fuck is this...THING, and why the hell should anyone care? I never even heard of her until Fish started posting shit about her.
58. Donkey Dongey Dong - May 29, 2009 11:51 AM
Thems some floppy boobies!
59. melissa dee - May 29, 2009 1:04 PM
I don't get it.Is she pretty, and I'm blind...cause her face looks fuckin RETRADED..HMMM..
60. passthebleach - May 29, 2009 1:12 PM
I haven't commented on here in a long time, but it needs to be said: to the writer(s) of this site, please warn us before you post something so atrociously awful. If I was eating when I saw this I would have blown chunks all over my computer screen. Everything was going great, then I scrolled down and got a gander at that horrible beast, and now I'm sure I'm going to have nightmares when I'm trying to sleep tonight, thanks a lot!
61. bitingontinfoil - May 29, 2009 6:29 PM
DAYUM...Lady GAGa looks like a methed out bernadette peters!
62. Robin Ciolfi - May 30, 2009 12:00 AM
Careful, Lady Gaga...you're burning your light so brightly, I fear it may run out of energy.
Check out my recovery blog: www.GoodbyeWine.com
63. NOOOMOOOOREEEEEE - May 30, 2009 4:53 AM
someone needs to hit her with their car so she can go straight to hell where she belongs. this skank is and always will be fucking ugly/talentless
64. oh and..... - May 30, 2009 4:54 AM
ps ROLLING STONE IS SHIT FUCK YOU ROLLING STONE
65. allecia - June 1, 2009 4:29 AM
Everyone on here is a fucking douche bag with a closed mind... And people with closed minds should also come with a closed mouth... Lady gaga is amazing unlike some of the other celebrities... And news flash ALOTT of women are bi that would never date another women, you're all a bunch of fat ass ugly people I'm sure of it who sit on your computers and wish to be famous and u just can't stand the fact that you will never have the talent that others do... She's writes her own music, designs her wardrobe and sings amazing... She is a rare kind of person that stands up and let's what douche bags like yourselfs not bother her... Personally I think she is sexy as helll considering I think blondes r unattractive she's gorgeous... Go whack off or rub one as as you cry then go to your dead end jobs pco you fuckin bitches
66. Toot your own horn - June 2, 2009 1:42 PM
Lady Gaga stop hiding behind bad alias' such as "allecia" to toot your own horn. Stop googling yourself and find a real profession, you are a joke, and you should go back to being a writer for little pop princesses.
67. allecia - June 3, 2009 12:55 AM
Guess what faggot I am allecia and not lady gaga you fuck... Why dnt u myspace me myspace.com/xotiamos143ox, oh I'm sure you won't bc then ur precious heart will b broken when u realize ur a douche bag and tour wrong
68. Dave - June 9, 2009 2:49 PM
Take a look at this YouTube video titled "Lady Gaga J oins Twisted Sister" comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!
69. Dave - June 9, 2009 2:51 PM
Take a look at this YouTube video titled "Lady Gaga Joins Twisted Sister" comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KC2Pm8vNM
70. Dave - June 9, 2009 2:51 PM
Take a look at this YouTube video titled "Lady Gaga Joins Twisted Sister" comparing Lady Gaga to Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, funny stuff!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_KC2Pm8vNM
71. StraightBlackFemale - June 15, 2009 2:52 AM
From the neck down she is bangin'. Love the pink, angelic thing going on. Love the cover, but in all honesty how is this one hit wonder gonna get a ROLLING STONE cover? I only know like 2 songs of hers...pokerface and whatever...
*confused look*
72. Blanche Harrison - August 7, 2009 10:10 PM
Lady Ga Ga is anything but a lady! She is substandard in every aspect you could imagine from the looks to moves, dance, voice, talent…
In fact she has nothing to brag about, and that’s why she has chosen to compensate this lack of everything by wearing those kinds of controversial clothings. At least she is smart enough to know the fact that she wouldn’t stand a chance in the entertainment business if it weren’t for the controversy and her ugly nose and body!!
She will never have a nosejob, I guarantee that, because she benefits from looking like Frankestein by creating more buzz!!
73. Alexandra - September 30, 2009 5:20 PM
Who the F*** wrote this ridiculous article?
This article is pathetic...Just because she said she's bisexual doesn't give people the right to start criticizing her because of it. So what if women turn her on? Big Effin' Deal!
By the way very classy to mention, L word...Anne Heche & Golf all in one sentence...as if any of them are relevant to each other. I happen to be an attractive feminine lesbian, and I really dislike Golf...it's the most boring sport on earth!
What the hell does golf have to do with L word? LOL ...I apologize for the rant...but The L Word was practically soft core porn ( I loved it... ) Golf is far from that... Unless you get the Ladies from the Play Boy mansion naked on the golf course, you wont find me their...or Lady Gaga for that matter. She may be eccentric, but the girls got tallent! and she's richer than all of us!!
So all you sad lonely people out their making fun of the way she looks....Please get a life.
"Lady GaGa marrying Anne Heche and watching The L Word. On a golf course."....quoted from the article lol...give me a break!
PS: Anne Heche is a loony, and happily involved with a man.
74. Maria - September 30, 2009 10:18 PM
so just b/c she's bisexual YOU have a problem with? Bigot
75. Julie - October 3, 2009 6:59 PM
Why do some people defend celebrites by saying "shut up she's richer than all of us". By that logic because I am definitely more wealthy than this trash I have a right to make fun of her. The only thing I will say is she needs a head transplant-ASAP!
76. ov - November 17, 2009 7:01 PM
You should change the link of "So Freaking Hot" to this http://thesuperficial.com/so-freaking-hot/index2.php insted of this: http://thesuperficial.com/so-freaking-hot/
77. ov - November 17, 2009 7:01 PM
You should change the link of "So Freaking Hot" to this http://thesuperficial.com/so-freaking-hot/index2.php insted of this: http://thesuperficial.com/so-freaking-hot/