May 24 2009Kiefer Sutherland's headbutting forgiven
Kiefer Sutherland will not be facing assault charges for drunkenly headbutting fashion designer Jack McCollough. The two have kissed and made up, according to People:
Sutherland apologized to fashion designer Jack McCollough, who had claimed the 24 star broke his nose in a scuffle at a New York nightclub May 5.
"I am sorry about what happened that night and sincerely regret that Mr. McCollough was injured," Sutherland said in a joint statement released to the Associated Press.
McCollough said in the statement: "I appreciate Mr. Sutherland's statement and wish him well," according to AP.
Wait a minute, why is Jack McCollough trying to avoid a trial? Unless he knows where the bomb is! Somebody load Kiefer full of bourbon and get him back out there, dammit! What's that? -- He's already drunk and humping a Christmas tree? Well then, who are we to question the man's methods? I feel safer already.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Zee Brat - May 24, 2009 12:13 PM
NINTH!
2. Sniction - May 24, 2009 12:28 PM
Why does it look like his face is made of Play-Doh in these pictures?
3. Jack Bauer - May 24, 2009 12:43 PM
I should have shot that bitch like I did Victor Drazen in season 1...double fisting my Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.
4. boeser - May 24, 2009 12:45 PM
omg - kiefer sutherland: http://z0r.de/?id=1246
:<
5. Jack Bauer - May 24, 2009 12:47 PM
one time, in the first season...i shot Victor Drazen, double fisting my two Jack Bauer Terror Killing Guns.
6. ROUGH--observes human behavior - May 24, 2009 12:59 PM
What im not getting from the snippet of an article is what kind of cotton mr Mccoullough will use as gauzes under his nostril, the 20s, fitties or bucks.
7. trevor - May 24, 2009 1:26 PM
-unless I see a fat ass in a bikini I'm not interested in commenting
8. Womb Raider - May 24, 2009 2:07 PM
What the hell is wrong with his ears? They are like squared on the lobes. I'm half expecting them to hide gills, like Mel Gibson in 'Waterworld.'
9. Candy Report - May 24, 2009 2:54 PM
He was on Jimmy Fallon. he seemed irritated that Jimmy wanted to joke about it. I was surprised he'd even do late night right now.
10. Gando - May 24, 2009 6:58 PM
Even very drunk,always stay in control of yourself!
11. Nero - May 24, 2009 7:10 PM
How much did he pay?
12. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:27 PM
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
13. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:28 PM
Jack Bauer went out to the desert, and was bitten by a rattlesnake. The snake died.
14. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:30 PM
If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
15. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:31 PM
Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
16. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:32 PM
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
17. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:33 PM
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
18. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:35 PM
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never "attempts" murder.
19. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:37 PM
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
20. isitin - May 24, 2009 10:38 PM
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
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he looks as creepy as his father.
23. creepy - May 24, 2009 11:12 PM
he looks as creepy as his father.
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28. -Lmega5- - May 25, 2009 12:03 PM
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29. Jesmi - May 26, 2009 3:06 AM
Good pictures.