May 5 2009Kelly Ripa in a bikini

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I would fuck the daylights out of this woman every day. Oh wait, I already do!

not hot

Reminds me of an old SNL skit where Adam Sandler had a hot dog for a belly button

Well, she has a body that any girl would be proud of - any 12-year old girl that is.

Her belly has a bigger penis than most of the male Superficial commenters.

Kelly is looking fine and has a body to go along with her smashing personality! No wonder she has so much energy on the top TV morning show, she's fit to the bone.

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she has a penis coming out of her belly.

What the fuck is going on with her belly button, how has no one pointed that out yet?

She's not too bad. I'd do her.

I think she looks gross, but you definitely have to give her credit for working her ass off! Literally....no gross fat, though, and that's very difficult to achieve at her age.

those are pecs, not breasts

those are pecs, not breasts

is it possible to do so many crunches that your inny becomes an outty?!

WHATTHEFUCK IS COMING OUT OF HER STOMACH?!?!?

Good lord, that is a MAN.

Her outie is bigger than Mark's little Mexican weener.

She should get a set of fake boobs (so the commenters here could bitch about her having fake boobs).

Midget!!!

Hum, who is that random girl anyway ?

Anyone who finds that body sexy needs help.

We loves the precious...

Jesus. I like athletic girls but that is wrong.

QUAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!

Ripa's too ripped.

Mark, please take her out for some cheeseburgers and pizza.

#6 nailed it. :) haha

She's smokin' hot with clothes on. Like cover her (and that thing on her stomachh) up in a fitted tee and give her some tiny shorts.. everyone on here would be saying they'd do her in a heartbeat.

AHA!!! I knew it. Ellen Ripley is really based on Kelly Ripa. Ripley...Ripa. Not a huge stretch.

Meanwhile, expect an alien to explode from her belly and eat off Regis' face tomorrow morning.

I could forgive the lack of anything registering on the intelligence scale. I could forgive the relentless shilling and sucking up to Regis. I could forgive the micropenis staring at me. I could even overlook it swivelling around to track me as I move about the room.. But that voice? The one that sounds like nuclear-force chalk being excrutiatingly scraped along a board? HELL, NO! NEVER!!!!

She looks like that she male character that Jim Carey plays on in living color.

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that belly button is the sickest thing I have seen in quote some time.

Ewwwww. She's got a belly boner.

I'm guessing her belly button might stick out so far because she's had 3 kids. Any photos of her belly before she had kids? Although I think a few pounds of fat might soften her to a more feminine look, at least she's not anorexic, and her skin looks great.

I think she is one of the hottest anchorwomen ever. she is super hot. period She had not an ounce of fat in her body. Imagine how much fun is she in bed! I bet she

#32 No, they may pop like that "done" plastic button on a turkey but they go back in (if they were innies). I'd start thinking "conjoined twin that died after the fifth week" here.

Considering all the pigs thats walking around without any kids, Kelly looks wonderful after 3! Id suck on youre belly button till you get flooded Kelly!

Rumor has it that she loves to give mark a Dirty Sanchez every morning before work. All that grunting and standing is great for the abs.

I know first hand that is actually her clit.

Wonder if Regis's going to give it the old Tug, after he lay eyes on these pics! WELL, WELL, WELL!!!

I wonder if her stomach looks the way it does from a tummy tuck? I give Kelly credit for not getting breast implants, exercising regularly, and pushing herself from the plate.

Pecs any guy would be proud of....

God damn, a belly button should never cast a fucking shadow. Cover that shit up.

im a fan

She's talked many times before of how she has always had and hated her outie belly button. It's not just a result from child birth or over exercise, she's mentioned how she has always had it.

That Nimkova broad had an introverted belly button that was kinda freakish, kelly is fine!

Her fully erect belly button is bigger than the nubbin on that guy that got tased multiple times for being nekkid (featured on Geekologie)

Ladies, there's a point (when you start growing a Y chromosome) that you look yourself in the mirror and say "You know what? I think I can skip today's 5-hour long stint on the eliptical."

Also, the mere thought of my belly button protruding so far that I might get it caught on something sends chills up my spine. Does she catch it in her zipper? Knock it against the countertop?

Shes a very beautiful woman, but she needs to let her body re-feminize. Those abs should not be on a girl.

Get dressed Kelly you are grossing me out.... Is your husband a fag and he @#$% you belly button

Really?? Come on people. This woman is gorgeous. How many moms have this muscle tone. Are we seriously giving her a hard time for having an outie???

i'd fuck her but i don't want to be stabbed in the stomach, maybe doggy style will work

Wow! I like her and she is super fit, but that belly button is freaking me out.

#50 When your 'outie' needs a jockstrap, yeah, we are.

Fucking gross.

Not every big outie is a repairable hernia or even fixable with plastic surgery. I'm sure because I'm married to a girl with one that is twice the size of Kelly's. Since there's nothing she can do about it, and it's impossible to hide (wearing anything remotely sexy, anyway), she doesn't even try. She wears bikinis and shortie tops the same as any other pretty girl.

I've gotten used to the stares, snickers, and "Alien" comments, but will never understand them.

C'mon. She is FUNNY! We all have disgusting embarrassing things we hide on our bodies. She has the guts to wear her 'flaws' out in the open. That's a real bitch. I love her and Regis together! Stop saying she brown noses him. I met him and Kathy Lee when my bro was on his show for his cookbook, anyhoo, Kathy Lee was damn pretty in person (not as hot on the tv tho -hmm) and Regis was adorable and frikkin hilarious! He never stops making the people around him happy with his wit and charm. She is genuinley in like with the Reg. Now that Kelly is on, I wish I had the time to sit on my ass and watch late morning TV. The times I've cought it it was too funny! The amount of work this busy bitch gets she must be PHAT rich. I love you Kelly! Your a doll with an awesome personality.

You all are retards for saying anything bad about something she has no control over and would love to get rid of her self but cant. At least she aint heidi montag skag with all the plastic surgery in the world but still an empty shell of a human being. Kelly is a fantastic Mom, wife and has a brilliant career. What have you got 'Dave/fucking gross', a small weiner from being inbred at the trailer park? Your a homo and would kiss this chix shoes if she snapped her fingers at you you punk bitch fag loser dork homo-douch bag!

This woman is a crazy fem-bot ho. Did you see her on that appliance commercial she was doing? Completely a crazy-assed Stepford wife. First she was anorexic, and now she looks like a twelve year old boy hopped up on steroids. I think her new body fits her soul....not that she has one.

That bump will go away when the bot fly larva crawls out.

She looks a little off in that first pic, im gonna file this one with those Serena Williams bikini pics..

someone get her a cheeseburger!!

#56 OK, I'll stop saying she brown noses him. You brown nose him enough for the both of you. I fucking hate Reeeegis Philbin, and fuck Notre Dame too while you're at it.

#22 and #24, you guys are hilarity! pissing my pants at both references. kudos to you both.

Are belly buttons supposed to cast a shadow?

Gross!

/I'd hit it .... With a STICK!

you can really see the belly button's shadow in the second pic.

she's a fucking alien.

damn, that thing looks like Qwato.

# 31 wins today's best comment award for "belly boner."

this looks quite different from

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/stills3/kelly-ripa-fitness-cover.jpg

and

http://fabfitcelebmoms.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kelly_ripa_shape.jpg .

but... i give her credit for being herself. and being fit. however, i would still like to give her a twinkie. or a few plates of spaghetti. love ya kelly !

I'd just like to say it looks like someone stole wee-man's arms and attached them to kelly ripa's body... it's just not right...

gotta admit her husband is a total cutie.

70 -- It looks like the Fitness cover was airbrushed to "soften" her bellybutton, and the Shape cover was shopped outright. I wonder what she thought when she saw them? Pretty insulting, actually, like the way she REALLY looked was going to break their magazine or something.

kelly ripa fuck that belly button all nite long oxox

wow, that belly button

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she could take her top off and pass as a man

She could hang her husband's purse on that thing

Looks insanely hot to me, whoever she is.

Not bad, for 70

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#6 wants to check out your junk.

This is awesome.

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That's fucking disgusting. Someone kill it! Kill it!!!!

Anyone who has criticized a buff woman who is the mother of three is most likely tipping the scales around three bills and covered with Cheeto dust. Jealous much?

What the fuuuuuck?! I want to shoot my eyes out. What the hell is that thing sticking out of her belly button?! It really looks like a penis!

I think her NAVEL is some sort of SECRET clitorus, folks?
anyway: I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING!!

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Eew.

Fuck me dead it looks like this bitch could bend you over and assfuck you with her belly button!!!

I don't say this often but oddly enough....she looks better with clothes on. Belly button FAIL.

Wow. Even knowing she can't help how her bellybutton looks doesn't matter at all to most of you guys. Do you honestly think it's that horrible, or is being snarky just the tradition on this site and you aren't serious? I'm asking because as I said earlier (#55) my wife has a MUCH bigger "completely inside-out" outie like Kelly's, and though I've always been aware that people stare a lot and look sort of shocked when she lets it show, I never imagined they were thinking thoughts as vicious as you've posted here.

The looks the a screen shot from the scene in Alien, right before the crawly little fuck blasts out of its victim...

The bitch has had more surgery than that chick who's face was ripped off by that chimp. Not impressed. Seriously, her skin is stretched so taut, that one paper cut on the stomach will likely cause her guts to spring across the room.

Wow that's a nasty looking hernia. She needs to get that fixed.

That's a hernia.

I'd rail her!

and for Rachel # 6:

Based on your comment, I'm led to believe that you have close personal experience with every cock that has ever posted anything here. I guess that makes you a Jizz gargling whore!! Every straight guy loves a Jizz gargling whore even if you are butt fuck ugly!!

EW. and I'm eating breakfast, fuck.

it wouldn't be so bad if she was wearing an adult, sexy bathing suit, instead one of her daughter's suits. Jesus lady. Where did get that suit? Toys R Us?

Who is this? And now we know why a belly button is called a belly Button.

LOOKS GOOD for a midget with little flipper arms.

Something went wrong at her birth.They cut off a piece of her arm instead of her umbilical cord.

I didn't know you can exercise belly buttons too?

Who invited Gollum's sister to the party?

It was once referred on the show as looking like a turkey pop-up timer -- she wasn't lying. But she is crazy fit!

She's delivered THREE kids via C-section.

rippa is RIPPED!

This woman is an adderall junkie.

No way she can do all she does on human gumption alone.

Being able to fellate a woman's belly button is as serious turn-off....

she got belly-buttoned!!!

Man pecs, and penis in her belly.

Too skinny, she's acheived the look the healthy way, instead of the crack for breakfast, lunch and dinner Lohan diet.. but still it looks wrong. Eat a burger or too, you aren't training for the Olympics. She must have body dismorphia to work that hard to lose that much fat, a little fat is ok.

I think she looks great - she has so much energy and a healthy glow about her....I just think this is her body type and fitness level.

What drug is she using to push her metabolism to burn so much fat? I mean, there's a difference between being lean and having no fat at all between muscles and the skin.

This doesn't look natural at all.

man....., this is one FINE woman!

Anyone who thinks this is hot is fucked.

Her and Madonna would get along famously.

She looks like a 12 year old body building midget. Thats hot...

#73, yea i can imagine.

and guys im guessing you had the same belly button you wouldnt want people saying things like this about you.

She looks incredibly fit - the belly button isn't too good though.

I wouldn't even let my Dog fuck that. Hideous bitch put some god damn clothes on, your making us all sick.

pretty face
body is healthy BUT TOO BOYISH eat a cheesesteak!
but where all human none of us are perfect ;]

omg what a hot tight little body, I would suck on her belly button nub whenever I wasn't munching her box. Think she's into peeing on dudes??

nice

68. Genius. " start the reactor! "

way too skinny and im not one of those too fat too skinny people, as long as your not obese you are good to go, women NEED meat on their bones, seriously, going to bed with a woman like kelly is just...well I wont say its bad but it feels more natural to bang a woman with meat on her

Bellybutton-ectomy

World Swimwear has some cute swimsuits.. I think Kelly should wear a cute monokini on the bad belly button days..

I look at Kelly and I think it is ashame she limits her food intake like a professional athlete in training. Her body is underweight and there is nothing attractive about it. Even the underweight professional athletes do not look good, but at least they are in their condition to meet a goal. I am not fat or else I would probably envy Kelly's body, as most fat people tend to do.

#84 - you don't have to be jealous to not like the way she looks. I am a mom of 2, 39 years old (which I believe is much older than her), I have visible ab muscles, awesome arm muscles, strong legs (I ride horses) and just a touch of fat on my ass and thighs to remain sexy. 10 years ago, I used to look a lot like Kelly Ripa (without the penis for a belly button thank you), but luckily, my husband begged me to gain weight...well, 2 kids was just the trick to round out the edges and look awesome in a bikini! So no I dont sit around eating cheetos and weighing 300 lbs and yes I do think she looks horrific!!! for the love of God woman EAT AND SIT ON YOUR ASS FOR A FEW HOURS A DAY!!! Men like a little fat!

wow really flat and what's up with her belly button???? WTF

wow really flat and what's up with her belly button???? WTF

wow really flat and what's up with her belly button???? WTF

Kelly looks anorexic. She is 5'3" and weighs 92 pounds! Basically Kelly has learned to function off less than 1000 calories a day. No wonder she acts ditzy. I am not jealous because I am fit and into nutrient, but Kelly is scary looking.

Geez .. people are too skinny, too fat, too fit, you can't win. I think she looks freaking amazing!!! Any woman who has had 3 kids would give anything to look like her. If they say they wouldn't they are LIARS! She is super fit & super lean & no I don't think she is anorexic .... you have to eat to look like that! Not just not cheeseburgers & fries!

Geez .. people are too skinny, too fat, too fit, you can't win. I think she looks freaking amazing!!! Any woman who has had 3 kids would give anything to look like her. If they say they wouldn't they are LIARS! She is super fit & super lean & no I don't think she is anorexic .... you have to eat to look like that! Not just not cheeseburgers & fries!

Like most of the hetero guys here, I'm wondering what her cooter looks like. It's got to be a fucking bear trap. With those abs,I bet she could snap off a guy's dick just by coughing.

Kelly Ripa , She is awesome person. She just has outty. So what. Big deal. I think is is a wounderful person. Her show is funny. She has alote of energy. I wish I had that. She has been threw alote, with her sister. Give her a brake. People talk about , Because they are jealous. Go Girl!!!

Kelly Ripa , She is awesome person. She just has outty. So what. Big deal. I think is is a wounderful person. Her show is funny. She has alote of energy. I wish I had that. She has been threw alote, with her sister. Give her a brake. People talk about , Because they are jealous. Go Girl!!!

oh noz! her umbilical cord is still attatched! D:

Kelly Ripa .... totally untalented.

Her only talent is her abnoxious demeanor. She's totally unfunny.

Regis should have chosen a much more talented host. I now ignore the show simply because she appears on it.

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Kelly Ripa .... totally untalented.

Her only talent is her abnoxious demeanor. She's totally unfunny.

Regis should have chosen a much more talented host. I now ignore the show simply because she appears on it.

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Mmmm, she's on the verge of hermaphrodite with that outty....not too cute, I don't care who you are!!

That's when you know you're working out too much-- your belly button has no where to go but out.

I'm sorry, I'd lap it anytime she asked me to! She is 1 Beautiful Lady, look at that Body & she has 3 Kids!!!!
Mark is 1 lucky Dude! I'd be lapping her all day long!
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what 133 comment said is correct she works out damn hard & who cares bout her navel oh i forget fat ugly people who have nothin beta to do because their all fabbey & groos too look @ end of story.

Everyone take a look in the mirror, see any faults? No one's perfect, even she knows that. After 3 kids, would you look like her ladies. I have my own doubts. I give her credit for trying!

I guess after all of this time we are still a society based on looks. I would be honored to know someone like Kelly Rippa that is good-looking and very funny. She has worked hard to get her body back in shape after her three children and she looks good. So what if her belly button is an outie blame the doctor that made it that way. Why don't all of you with nasty things to say get out from behind your computers and work out so you can be half as attractive as she is!

Her bodies built like my twelve year old nephew. She's gone way too far with the workouts. Completely unattractive.

i'd still spin her little tight ass up and down my dick n leave a cream pie running down her leg.

You outie haters - get a real life! Freakazoids, the lot of you!!! Anyway, Kelly: wear your bikinis with pride!