May 31 2009Kate Gosselin in a bikini

that gal looks like a serious bitch

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I'd hit that. I'd probably even tell my friends.

I'd hit it.

Gotta love the good ol' tummy tucks.

Woman obviously didn't know what she was getting herself into.....

Geez, I could have gone all week without seeing that, thanks.

She is advertising for a sugar daddy. Even Playboy would not stoop so low as to offer her a pictorial. Hustler, now they would.

Yeah folks, a belly button is not that high naturally. You can also see what the lipo did on the sides of her waist. Next step is to take care of that ass.

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anyone else notice how high they put her belly button after the tuck??

she's had 8 fuckin kids, of course she's had a tummy tuck and maybe some lipo. she doesn't look that bad.

She looks alright

So WHAT if she got work done on her tummy? If you had 6 kids all at once you would too.

She looks great for a mom with 8 kids.

Should see other women who have only had 1.

Why are you sorry? I mean It doesn't arouse me or anything but shes not mutated for gods sake. When did the Superficial become so unfunny?

She looks great after having 8 kids!

can the woman not even smile at her own kids? that scowl makes me ill. she henpecks and snipes at anything that walks near. i can't imagine living with a wife like that (and i'm a female). i feel sorry for the li'l boys she raises.

I'd hit it... Twice.

what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

Ohs yeah, I forgot to mention that I didn't know her tits were that big.

How about her, octomom and sixteen guys... I'd be willing to watch that, just so long as they duct tape this bitches mouth. I'm not normally one to go for the voice-over dub in porn, but I'd make an exception for this one.

If I had 8 kids I'd get a tummy tuck, too. She doesn't look bad at all. We've definitely seen worse, and scarier!

I would fuck her and Octomom every day of the week, in a series of demeaning and erotic positions.

I can't stand this woman - but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach... Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, "I don't remember having cellulite when I was 15... shocking!"

Anyway... She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

I can't stand this woman - but she looks better than 99.9% of the people that *I* see when I go to the beach... Anyone notice how fat and disgusting high school kids are these days? I look around and go, "I don't remember having cellulite when I was 15... shocking!"

Anyway... She looks great for having had 8 kids!!!

Because of the daily care of the kids,i don't think she does work out a lot.Not bad after 8 kids.

Look at that gigantic BUSH!

giant bush? that's a freaking rain forrest!

giant bush? that's a freaking rain forrest!

What she has got in her bikini pants? Venus fat or a new wig for Darth?

they don't move youre belly button when you get a tummy tuck, dummies. they just pull your bellybutton back through the new skin. she looks pretty damn hot for someone who's had 8 kids... six at once!

C-section scar? Did she give birth to 8 kids? If so, she looks great!

Who ARE these people? Do you have to be a Merkin* to get this?

* "Merkin" = A Scottish person trying to say "American". 8)

I look around and go, "I don't remember having cellulite when I was 15... shocking!"

FYI:
Having cellulite doesn't necessarily mean being fat. I see skinny girls all the time with cellulite.

I don't know if she works out but she should.It keeps her fit and that's better for her mood.A little work out can do already a lot.

it looks a little bulgy down low. it's almost like she's wearing a pad with her bikini. or maybe some depends? how attractive.

I'd cheat on it.

Oh C'mon... she looks good.Admit it ppl.
If i had 8 kids and was offered a tummy tuck..damnn rite , Id take it too.

Dude look at her bush. Its barely being contained in that thing.

its ready to burst like the stay puff marshmallow man

she needs a trimming but i would still dive into that. jsut need my gps incase i get lost in the forrest.

She did get a tummy tuck shortly after the kids were born... she's talked about it on the show. Skin has a hard enough time going back after ONE kid, if you've never seen her pregnant with the 6 kids you should look that up, it is amazing she didn't just pop.

her vagina is hairy! that's a good lookin MILF!

she's hiding a chia pet from her kids in those bottoms

I would do her once a day and twice on Sunday.

it looks big down there cause her vag has teeth

I'd hit it, but first I'd put a big 'ol ball gag in her mouth. Then I'd quit it, but I'd tie her up first.

I'd consider it a challange to do her until she smiled. It may take the whole weekend, but I feel I can f*ck her silly. Kate, just call me if you want to smile again.

Whoever did her hair needs to be shot

What is the big deal she has eight kids and looks dam good. Yall need to stop hatin and get a dam hobby.

#18 wrote: what has she got stuck in the front of her bikini bottom? six hamsters?

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Probably a prolapsed uterus.

She looks majorly f*ckable here; not bad at all for having had 8 kids. Given what a bitch this woman is reputed to be, and that her husband stuck by her for so long, she must be the hottest piece of ass in bed; she must know how to suck & f*ck like it's going out of style...

lol nice man made octo-pack there kate! could be worse...

The boobies look bigger than I thought they were. So does the babushka. Goddamn. It probably looks like Larry from The Three Stooges down below. Oh, and I'd hit that shit from here to tomorrow. Jelly rolls and all. No doubt. Probably have to tie a board to my ass so I wouldn't fall in though. Banging out 8 kids had to take a toll on that va-jay-jay.

What an ugly, frumpy whore.

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For some who spit out so damn many kids, I'm surprised she doesn't have 8 tits.

I would.

Then i'd snip my penis off and throw it in the fireplace.

What the fuck made her think she could pull off a two-piece? She should've invested TLCs money in a nice granny one-piece, the kind with the skirt. The obvious reasons being that she has five hundred kids, is old, and appears to have a gigantic scrotum. While the fake bake hides the existing scars nicely, she's going to need a lot more free plastic surgery before she can wear that and not singe eyeballs.

Oh, and she might want to check on those of her little bastards that are probably floating out at sea while she's busy exposing her saddlebags to the world.

she looks just fuckn fine she had 8 kids dont hate her cuz she can wear a bikini ''BITCHS''

she looks just fuckn fine she had 8 kids dont hate her cuz she can wear a bikini ''BITCHS''

MILF, though her vagina is probably the size of the Holland Tunnel.

You sure this is from this morning. The kids are dressed in the same swimsuits they had on last summer. Oh and they were in N.C. last summer as well. Just let them live their lives. They need to quit the show and go to counseling and focus on their family. Jon and Kate are good people and they just need to be left alone

Why does she not show any love towards the kids? She looks so annoyed and unamused.

If you didn't know she was a money hungry, child exploiting bitch...... You'd probably actually think she looked pretty good. But knowing all those things kind of ruins it.....

Ok, can you stop posting about these nobodies?! Who thefuck cares? Are they even celebrities? I for one have no fucking clue who they are. You bore the crap out of me! Give us more Brangelina stuff at least!

She looks great! Give her a break, she had 8 kids! And of course she had a tummy tuck, did you see her stomach BEFORE she had it. You'd be a lot more repulsed to see her walking around in a bikini with "that" stomach.

I have never, EVER seen a candid picture of this woman smiling. What a miserable person. Those poor kids are growing up into fucked up adults, thanks to their idiot parents.

I'd be amused too if I was at the beach with my kids and the pap. was trying to take pictures of me...catching me in an "ugly, unflattering" position. Although, she should be used it it by now. Anywho, I think she looks damn good..minus the extra high belly button.

These pics make me want to plow her even more.
I think I'll have her right now, excuse me while I go get some tissues.
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She has a wierd torso. Maybe electroshock therapy would help. No offense..l

I don't dig seeing a woman in a bikini who had her vagina used like a playground slide. ........sorry

Not that I 'watch the show' BUT a friend of mine 'who does watch the show' said they had an entire episode on the tummy tuck and another one where Jon got hair plugs. However she used to actually like her kids now she seems cold and course (more than usual) and as for the puss on her face well that is standard with any bitchy c**t. Her hamster vag is probably a uterus thing but I never want to find that out so I am going with hamster puss. And remember I never watched the show...not me.

Something about this woman with her unmowed beaver bush screams "f*ck me from behind, doggy style..."

Wow...I think she looks great! I've only had one baby, I'm underweight for my height, and my stomach does *not* look that good.

Anyone who makes fun of Kate Gosselin obviously has no idea how television works. The producers go out of their way to...
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That woman never, EVER smiles. Schmuck.

I would beat the pu$$y up all night long. She is one fine looking MILF

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Yes, we all know she had a tummy tuck. She did it ON HER SHOW, it's not exactly a secret.

She's no supermodel but I think she looks great. Better than 95% of the other people you'd see on a beach, most of whom are fat cows in string bikinis these days.

Kate Grosselin is more like it.

It looks like she took all her extra skin and tucked it in to her bakini bottom.

(Then i read above that she had a tummy tuck. They should have done a vagina tuck while they were at it.)

she needs to call Dr. Glassman back & have him fix that crooked ass belly button. bet she got a boob job with all that money she has now too. she is sick.

she looks so mean probably because shes irritated at the paparazzi being around. If any of you had seen what she had BEFORE the tummy tuck, you'd be singing its praises right now. I would never want to live with what she had before.. and shes very lucky to have gotten that tummy tuck.

Not a bad body, considering she shit out 8 kids.

We don't mind incest. We'll screw her anytime, any where, any way.

I'd do her.

Now that's either bush, a FUPA, or just a plain old hefty set of meat curtains. I'd still give it a go, though.

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Well you've convinced me, she can wear a bikini. Or try anyway. Which may in fact be what's being depicted here. Maybe that orange abomination started out as a one piece, but is gradually being sucked into her cavernous vagina.

WOW....for having eight kids she looks great. YES, she has had a tummy tuck, did you ever see how big her stomach was when she was pregnant with the 6 babies???? Who the flip cares! Kudos to her for strutting her stuff and showing such confidence. Maybe others should learn to judge less. Sheesh get a life losers!!! Go Kate......rock on Hot Mama!!!!

I hope she had some work done with that Vagina... I'm pretty sure it was beat up as badly as everything , having 6 fucking kids at once... Otherwise you better tie a rope to your wasit before you go diving into that Kitty..

Hell yes...I'd nail it.
If it turned out it was beyond recovery, I'd "slip" and give her a good ass fuckin. It may actually dislodge that sick she has up there....

I'd hit it. Her rack always caught my eye--surely, she's had a lift or something--and it does not disappoint in a bikini top.

Nice juicy caboose, too.

that first pic makes it look like shes got a huge bush under that bikini! haha gross....

that first pic makes it look like shes got a huge bush under that bikini! haha gross....

I know the snarky homosexuals like to be funny but 8 FUCKING kids including 6 at once and people bitch that she might have had a lift or a tuck?

Really?

All you who have never seen a vagina dont matter and all of you who have should check out the dogs youve dragged drunk from a bar.

She annoys me beyond belief but to give her grief over what is a very acceptable body even without childbirth is..well, gay..

And you know a thing or two about gay.

That's funny how Octomom is even dissing J&K. I wouldn't fuck her dumpy ass with a ten foot pole but I'd douche Kate's pooper in a New York minute. Then I'd flee of course.

That's not a bush folks, I think that's her uterus trying to make a break for it.

Here's the weird thing about women....she had six kids in one litter. her stomach got enormous but she didn't care. she had the kids then after she got some surgery to make it look better but her belly button came out crooked. if she was a guy and found out she had six kids in her she would have had them flushed down the toilet. she didn't think of herself or any tv show till after she had 8 kids. chicks are so screwed up.

She is sexy.

As long as the tits stick out farther than the stomach...I'm there! :)

i HATE HATE HATE to admit this - but she looks GREAT. i NEVER would have guessed it. who knew she was hiding those tits? they are glorious!

So I wheez when I look at this 'Kate' crap, click the link, and think :
America - WTF ?
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She looks pretty good for having 8 kids.

She looks like an unhappy person though.

She looks good for having so many children!

i think she looks good considering having 8 kids, the doc did a good job compared to how it looked before since she showed the before stomach on the show. but the belly button is really high.

I think she looks great, especially considering that she's had eight kids.

But her hairstyle is just weird and ugly and she always looks so pissed off.

She has nice legs.
I am rather curious about what's going on in those bottoms. Is that a maxi pad? Bush? What??
I'd click a link to see her naked.

pic #14 she IS smiling!!! WTH she is smiling at, no clue. I didn't think it was physically possible. She can smile, I'll be damned!

i just have to say this:

SHE HAD A FUCKING C-SECTION.

i'm sure her pussy is as dry as the Sahara, but it's probably practically virginal from years of under-use.

I don't think thats a huge bush, I think the suit just fades from orange to red.

You guys are nuts if you actually think she delivered 6 kids vaginally! Total c section

"ali" look at pix 3, 14. and 15. SOMETHING is going on there....certainly not a landing strip. Landing PAD....the whole airport, or something. :) Listen, hair's fine....I'm just saying there's A LOT of it.....or something.

In the little green bucket:

Jons balls?

she looks great! she looks great for a woman with no children, let alone eight!

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Don't know what you are all looking at ----------those legs are thick and unathletic------the rest ,minus the scars on her sides, is passable. The head has to go, the mouth is attached.

I would love to have her as a wife. Looks like that after 6 kids? Not only that: inclined to fix her self instead of looking like a slob? Yes please. Also: I never got the big issue with scars.

This woman has major bush going on under that bikini bottom.

After I hit it I'd be committed to quit it.

Two things: Whoever this person is, she's ugly, but not ugly enough to laugh at. So she's certainly in the "dead zone" interest-wise.

The other thing is that since you decided to devote 50% of your coverage to this person and Paris Hilton, my interest in this site has declined quite a bit. I won't say I'll never come here again or anything - it's just too easy - but you really should clear your heads and bear down.

And you're a douchebag

looks like she's wearing one of those gigantic "overnight" pads. really freaky :( /barf

Hello!! This woman had eight kids!! She looks great!!!

In that last pictures she's about to bite that kid's head off with her fanged vagina.

Quite possibly so, Balls, but that doesn't make me wrong.

It appears she has starred in some kind of a reality show. Do you know who reality shows are made for? The target audience for this crap are losers tha have absolutely no lives of their own, so they have to watch other people's lives in order to feel at least somewhat alive. So congratulations to all of you, stupid fucks, on knowing every single goddamn face that's ever appeared on TV. You need to get ou more.

Ok first of all...these comments about her vagina being big?? She had c-sections to deliver all of her kids you morons. Which means no children passed through her vagina! So more than likely she is smaller there than women having one child vaginally. You retards are so pathetic!

Oh and I think she looks pretty good for having 8 kids. Yes I know she had a tummy tuck but come on 6 babies in there at once! Anyone would need a tummy tuck after that. Sounds like she isn't the nicest person, but I might not either having 8 kids!

$20 she is going to be in Playboy once this mom hits rock bottom before the end of the year...

in the meantime, yes, I would hit that...just to be able to say I tapped a girl that had more babies than my pet rabbit

I see the beaver, but I don't see Wally.

Horrible ass. Butterface. Bad hips.

Nice cans, though.

I guess some people don't get it, she DOESN'T naturally look like this, this is AFTER $$$$$$urgery to get rid of the parts of herself she hated. She wouldn't look like this except they rode the gravy train all the way to the FREE plastic surgeon. I mean of course she's flaunting it. Have any of you seen the pictures of her before the show caught on???? Umm, you wouldn't be saying all these flattering things if you had.

Brace yourselves for 30 years of the Gosselin kids bitching about their childhoods.....
On another note, I would rub her creamy smooth areas with SPF 30.

I bet you girls are jealous of my sexy body?

54..if they paid her enough, i am sure she would let some more tits be surgically attached to her body.

Its all about the money for her. She will do anything.

can someone honestly tell me what is where her vagina should be?

hahah! I was wondering the same thing. Thank You!!!

ummm who is paying for the plastic surgery and personal trainer? seriously someone with 8 kid shouldn't have that much time to themselves let alone the money

gross. just fucking gross.

KATE GOSSELIN CORNERED BY PAPARAZZI!

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You people are retarded.

She's had eight kids, six of them at once.

I guarantee a lot of you look 100x worse than she does.

WORK IT, MAMA!

............PRETTY YOUTHFUL.
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I don't understand you people. I would put her legs behind her head and fuck her through wall. Her bitch attitude definitely makes her more appealing.

ewww. her belly buttton is in the middle of her belly. She used to be a real mom now shes just in it for the money! shes become a monster! LOOK AT HER HAIR. No one should have that hair cut

andd. with out john wow their just staying together for the show!
Mommy Hungrey To Money HUngrey

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I'd do her again and again and again...shes the ulitmate MILF. Plus I love the way she keeps her pussy hair trimmed. A nice thick mohawk that pushes her bikini out.

I might not eat her poop, but I'd probably hit it. Even though she may be the worst human alive.

She looks good for having 8 kids. Kim Kardaskank looks like she had 8 kids with her big wide hips. Kim could easily rest her kids on her hips and big fat butt.

Her body looks weird. It looks more like a man's than a woman's. Her belly button is a good three inches higher than what is normal. And of course she looks "good for someone who's had 8 kids." The average woman who's had 8 kids hasn't had a tummy tuck, liposuction, botox, and a boob job. She says everything she does is "for the kids." She goes to tanning salons "for the kids?" She gets manicures and pedicures done "for the kids?" She's a blonde "for the kids?" God, what a disgusting, self-centered, narcissistic bitch.

For a mom she looks great. I'd consider her a MILF. I've fucked mom's before and she'd be at the top of the list of MILFs. I'm surprised more of you aren't mentioning her great rack.
But she does definately have that bitch look going.

am i the only one who noticed the cock bulge under her bikini??

She'd be good for 44, but really .....34? she's OK ..barely...and I don't give a crap about the 8 kids = 2litters=2 pregnancies...she needs to run a few times a week to get those legs toned up.

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Cynthia I am with you. Her body does look like a man.

I am in hysterics with these comments.

It amazes me how dumb and unedcated some of you are. Im sure you are MEN to make such dumb comments about how "tore up" her vag is. If a woman has more than one child to deliver at once, its never vaginally, always a c section. My god, its like you people have never heard of it. Educate yourselves!

wait.. she has a nicer flatter more toned stomach than me. and i don't have children.

not bad for having 8 kids, especially 6 at once!

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- im sure your tummy is REAL so dont sweat it.

Did she wear enough jewelry for the beach?

OK, so they're NOT making whole pieces anymore? did I miss something? tummy tuck isn't bad -- she really should have worn a waist cincher after the kids [my mom was saying they did that back in the day... thought chicks still did that...] to get her hip/waist ratio back- if she ever had one.... whatev... these people don't need to occupy our lives w/ their noncelebrity celebrity...... bah

she looks, bodywise, almost exactly like britney post-spawn, pre-Circus. but boobs are bigger.

thanks to the superficial, i have learnt that plastic surgery on the non-working-out types leaves you looking a bit freakish. as in, kate is pretty normal looking--someone who doesn't exercise (tho she reports always being on the treadmill or elliptical)--but the surgery on the tum has left is freakishly fat-free in some parts where the rest of her body looks lumpishly normal. or in the case of tara reid, surgery on the tum left her lumpish.

anyway, k8's personality reeks, so I am embarrassed to have taken time to comment on this post in her favor.

# 152............you should really educate yourself before you tell someone else to...Woman have more than one baby all the time....(usually just twins) as long as the first baby is NOT breech!!! Thanks for trying to look like your all smart and shit though. But as I tell my kids, don't talk about something if you don't know what your talking about!!

i think a bunch of misunderstood, love-starved tweens are posting here, take 20 years to have educated opinions

Maybe she should try a one piece instead. Fat rolls and cellulite should be concealed. Also, what is the point of going to the beach if you are going to have helmet head hair and a full face of makeup?

How can she have so many kids with her asian hubby. they are known to have small weenys!

I think ya'all should give her a break she probabley feels like a robot. Not to be mean but they have meds that will help to make a person happy like prozac. I tried it and i works great for me. I just think everybody needs to look @ there selves and try walking in her shoes for about a week. The woman just needs a little prais from her husband and to be romanced. Although they have clubs ya'all can get into with open sex with other couples, I have never tried it but I have thought about it a couple of times to maybe spice up the relationship. Ya never no it might make ya'all apprecaite each other more, by the sounds of it it can't get much worse for them. GOOD LUCK.......WISH YOU THE BEST. JUST HOPEFULLY IN THE MEAN TIME THEY DON"T FORGET ABOUT THE KIDS.

I think ya'all should give her a break she probabley feels like a robot. Not to be mean but they have meds that will help to make a person happy like prozac. I tried it and i works great for me. I just think everybody needs to look @ there selves and try walking in her shoes for about a week. The woman just needs a little prais from her husband and to be romanced. Although they have clubs ya'all can get into with open sex with other couples, I have never tried it but I have thought about it a couple of times to maybe spice up the relationship. Ya never no it might make ya'all apprecaite each other more, by the sounds of it it can't get much worse for them. GOOD LUCK.......WISH YOU THE BEST. JUST HOPEFULLY IN THE MEAN TIME THEY DON"T FORGET ABOUT THE KIDS.

She may be a controlling, mean bitch, but she's looking good in these pics! Hell, I'd bury my face between those thighs and not come back up for air for a week!

she looks great in that bikini. I love the bush. You're not a real women unless you keep your bush!!!

her mouth can be stitched shut and she needs a slap across the head to knock that attitude she has out of her.

I'd do her in a heart beat and kick her to the curb!

BTW, like others have said, she had a c-section so the vag, in as far as a 30 something goes is still fairly tight...but probaly becomes dry when you work it for too long.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/miranda_kerr_and_a_bunch_of_mo.php

i would hit that really good i think shes sexy

Total MILF.

Notice how high her belly button is?

I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

I would like to bend her over my knee and spank that ass.Then I would lay her on my bed and diaper her and then put her to bed for being such a bad girl.

I would like to see kate wearing diapers and plastic pants

I think Kate is sexy.I would like to slap that ass and watch those cheeks wiggle.