May 6 2009Jon Gosselin's affair confirmed by mistress' family

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Despite the fact both parties have denied a relationship, the relatives of 23-year-old Deanna Hummel are coming forward to confirm she's been having an affair with Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8. Her brother Jason provided Us Weekly with all the details:

"She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker," Jason tells Us Weekly. "He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air."
After Jon and Deanna met in mid-January at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania (they sent each other $3 shots), Jason says Jon -- who has twins, 8, and sextuplets, 5 -- began relentlessly pursuing his sister. By mid-February, he was coming over to their Reading house.
At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would "pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He's a grown man."
He also adds, "A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um -- how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let's just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Also, I'm pretty sure Jon yells a lot during sex. Mostly things like:

"I get to keep my testicles afterward?! OH, GOD!"
"There aren't post-it notes on your vagina telling me what to do! YES, YES!"
"No kids are walking in! No kids are walking in! No kids are WALKING IN!"

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first, i dont have affairs i have SEX

Like most of the women here, his wife is a total cunt.

who are these people? how ridiculous is this?

Ew, gross! BLEH!!!! : P

Hey guys I have affairs because it breaks up the day in and day out of my wife being mean to me. To be honest she has a penis.

"I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife."

Actually this is pretty typical stuff for anybody living in the South.

I'm pretty much not buying all the shit the brother is selling, but I don't doubt him having an affair. Kate is psychotic.

I want to squish Kate with a steamroller, that's how much I dislike her.

I hate both of them.


Poor kids.

wow Rick! Fuck you

That's what the fuck happens when you have eight kids and turn your life into a TV show. He should have known how much scrutiny he was under. His alimony payments are going to be UGLY

Who is this guy?

Who is this guy?

He always has that beat down look about him. Poor bastard.

Is it me or does Kate there look like that SNL character that works at Target?

He's 32 not 46... the brother of this ho is an idiot!

He's 32 not 46... the brother of this ho is an idiot!

reality show guy, they have 8 kids.

yeah, his wife does seem to have a penis too.

I'm not condoning cheating but I can see why he did....he gets beat down like a baby seal every day of his life by his wife...and on TV

I seriously doubt the video, I am in freaking Alabama & could shoot a video of my neighbor and claim its Jon leaving his mistress' house. I have a feeling the brothers story is almost as made up as the video.

If he was having an affair who could blame him? He & Kate never seem to be playing the same sport much less for the same team.

C'mon. All married men get trim on the side. Relax....

His wife isn't as unusual as you'd think. She's simply honest and says what virtually all wives think, but don't say. She voices their inner cunts. I don't know if it's her personality or that she hasn't been hit enough, or both, but what comes out of her mouth is pretty much the same stuff that goes through every wive's mind.

Jim, so do the women, they just don't get caught : )

I suspect the brother is telling the truth and wants the best for his sister. Jon and Kate will stay together for the TV show to make money and for the kids.

Kate is such a f'ing douche! Her penis must be like Ramon's!

PS Good for you Jon! Your wife needed the attitude adjustment!

I bet by days end he brother makes a statement saying he never said that and that it is pure BS. It sounds pure BS. Especially the Ick, Nast. That so sounds like some queer tabloid writer trying to be clever. PAIL.

#23 - completely true, all women are cunts, but the loud cunts are intolerable. Also the fat cunts. The cunts with good bodies are ok because I listen to my iPod while fucking anyway.

Valerie,

Oh, we usually know - we just may not call you out on it. I mean, who wouldn't acept that trade? Honey, I'll go bang the 23 year old. Happy hunting, cougar!

WOW, seriously, like these people don't have enough to worry about!! I think just doing a show was a crazy idea for a family this big, but to make things worse with things like this? I don't know if this is dumb or really really dumb! Sorry... I'm just annoyed!!!

Alex - Professional Cutie
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Jim, all married people should be swingers. Would probably keep the marriage happy! Better to be open and honest, anyway--less complicated.

i can't watch that show for more that two minutes without wanting to put a brick through my tv. "oh my life is so difficult because i have eight kids! boohoo!" fuck you bitch, you had fertility treatments and had a fucking litter, doesn't mean you get to be shitty to everyone. my aunt had six kids, she never treated people the way this bitch does. i'm glad he's cheating on her.

I think the brother was sickened cause it wasn't him having sex with his sister.

Vagina: Its not a clown car.

#32

My teenage daughter hates the show and I can only watch it for several minutes. They had 2 twin girls naturally but they got greedy and wanted more. It was their choice and now they are making money off their kids.

After 8 kids his wife has a vagina like sleeve of wizard. With that little Asian dick of his of course he wants some tight strange.............

Is it me, or does it look like there are no buttons going down his shirt? Is this like a Jerry Seinfeld ruffle shirt minus the ruffles? Also, why is Jay Leno escorting them? I'm so confused right now.

#37, he is wearing a very light pink sweater vest over his shirt.

Angus: Kate is not just honest, she is mean. I stopped watching after she kept putting down the little boys. It was heartbreaking. As a woman I don't say this lightly, but good for Jon. Maybe the 23 year old will be a good mom to those kids, cause the 34 year old sure isn't!!

YAY Jon!!!!
Your wife is an asshole. Run jonny run!!!

Enough with the mean comments about Kate! Yes, she's mean to Jon and I'm not surprised their marriage is suffering. Kids do tend to strain marriages, even happy ones, and 8 kids means 8 times the strain (even fabulous kids like theirs). There's no excuse for Jon cheating on her and I feel for her, it must be humiliating and very painful for Kate to have this become public knowledge. I've lost all respect for Jon and the backlash, if any, should be against HIM. The poor children, especially the twins who are old enough to read and understand most of this... was a piece of tail worth all the pain you've caused, Jon? Also, this brother is a total douchebag who doesn't respect his sister and shows no regard for the wife's feelings in all of this. As if she needs to read all the gory details of her husband's affair. This guy has no class. I hope Jon and Kate decide to cancel the show and return the focus to their marriage and their family for the beneift of the eight innocent kids they brought into the world. These kids deserve a normal life. The parents have a $1.3 million dollar home and have enjoyed many free vacations and freebies, now's the time to stoe being greedy and put the well-being of the kids first.

So what if he put his egg roll in the 23-year old's duck sauce? Kate's cooch must look like a piece of day-old sweet & sour pork.

@41 Oprah needs to give you a new book to read.......

Both Jon & Kate are grown adults. They make their own choices no matter whose fault it is doing what and/or who. The most important people in this situation are the ones who had no say - their kids. All 78 of them. It's just sad.

Who listens to a guy who thinks that a 32-year old man is almost twice the age of his 23-year old sister? That was true about 14 years ago and then it would have been gross.

I hate to say this but his wife deserved this. I have watched the show and she belittles him on camera and treats him like crap for her own ego boost. I do not typically condone cheating but I watched that mans soul get crushed by some of his wife's actions. This should teach her a lesson not to take for granted what you have, or he might find someone else. Good for him, time he showed her that she isn't the only one who can be a douche.

Wow, #2 Rick, you must have a terrible marriage or relationship to feel that way. I think having children has a lot to do with the stress, tension and nagging in marriage because women, unfortunately, do most of the *Cunt-work* while the men just plop down and go on with life. My DH and I are Childfree by choice, and hence, a lot of our stress is eliminated - we can both just "plop down" and go on with life together, lol.

I think Kate is a raving maniac and I wouldn't wish her nastiness on my worst enemy, but Jon should at least give a shit about his kids. If he really needs out of the marriage he should have separated from the Bitch, proceeded with a Divorce and THEN...and only THEN...start to date, screw, whatever... Those children should be #1 priority in his life - his dick has already turned his life into a trainwreck and now he wants to put it in another woman! GMAFB!

Jon is just as vile as Kate in my eyes now - and I used to defend the guy!

Jon needs to find some better "friends". The girl who is 23 and her brother are both living at home. Jon - find a girl with her own apartment.

The video can't be of Jon because they drive around town in one of those Dodge Sprinter buses.

poor children. this is gonna fuck them up.

@28 Sam, you are obviously a terrible lay. I suspect you resent women so much because you are so lacking in the bedroom. You are one of those guys who picks up a girl, rams her, leaves her totally unsatisfied and then brags to your buddies about how good you fucked her. Meanwhile she has told all her friends how awful and inadequate you truly were. You are a joke. A man who pays attention to a woman in the bedroom and meets her needs will be justly rewarded. I bet you have never come close to making a woman climax. If you think you have, she was faking to get you to stop.

#50 - Thanks, Oprah. Sorry about the weight.

#41 - That's like a stripper getting mad for a guy telling her she's making him hard.

#43 - what does Oprah know about children or families? These are my thoughts and come for my experience as a wife and mother. When did Oprah corner the market on personal values? Sad

To all those saying her vagina must be like an ampitheater, didn't she have c-sections?

@50

Actually, Sam hit it right on the head. And if you want to start profiling people, I bet you're the kind of women who shuffles alongside her girlfriend with a stroller while you eat soft pretzels in your matching white sweatpants, and quietly mouth the words "whore" or "bitch" to each other when a hot chick walks by.

If this network want's rating, they should put a camera on Kate NOW, and stream video on the web. If they put one ad on espn.com or something theyd make millions. Millions of men laughing while she bawls her eyes in between violent outbursts.

#49...like that nagging bitch psycho won't emotionally fuck them up!?

#52 How do I respond to such wit? Clearly you are a master wordsmith.

#50 sounds like a giant slut. I'm sure you're unsatisfied because your vagina has been f***ed so much it looks like roast beef. When you pass people they hear you whistling but your mouth isn't moving. It's not the guys(100+) fault that they can't satisfy you. Maybe you shouldn't sleep around so much. The way you describe it, you've been used a lot by these types of guys. Then you go run your mouth like the dirty whore you are. Women like you get divorced.

Jim-- Where do you find these 23 year olds to bang? So we just roam around begging to bang old men? Hahaha. You're funny. It's funny when old men try to act like it's so easy to bang young women, when in reality, it's the women can bang whomever the fuck we want, whenever we want...rich, poor, young, old, whatever. You can't say the same for men. But, yeah, good luck finding these imaginary 23 year olds you claim to screw.

#59 can have sex with whoever she wants and she chooses her dog.

Oh I don't know, #50. Sounds to me like #28 hasn't been laid lately, if ever. If he likes to listen to his ipod while he spanks his frank, good for him! To each their own.

PS: Hey #58--you too! My deepest sympathies.

This is all fake. TLC is eating this up because it is press for their show.

Modern women do not deserve marriage at all.

That's the reaction I would have expected from defensive inadequate males. Fat, Jealous, Whore... yawn.. I'm young, confident and attractive and I know better than to waste my time on a bad lay. I'm not jealous of other women, I feel bad for girls who don't know any better than to give it up to some douche who is going to rabbit-hump them and high-five their buddies later. You boys are annoying and a waste of space. If you took the time to really understand what a woman needs (rather than banging them while listening to your ipod) I think you would be gratified by the experience.

It's pretty sad that #50(Sam Sucks) is now playing the role of #61(Haha). Pretty pathetic when you have to play the role of two different people on the internet because you're a stupid butt slut. Shouldn't you be out getting used by guys who don't satisfy your gaping vagina?

it's amusing to me that when a woman expresses confidence in her sexuality it is so frightening to less confident man he immediately resorts to the same old tired routine.. Calling me a slut won't make it any better for you when you have been furiously masturbating for the last 6 months, dreaming of actually touching a girl.

That was my other theory, that he hadn't been laid but wanted to talk tough.

#50, you're young and naive. You think you're Gods gift to men yet there is a reason why you are single and it's not by choice. I've already got you pegged. The type of girl a guy will go out of his way to make happy and then once he has you, you become a giant b****. At that point all he wants to do is watch tv in the other room or go out drinking with his buddies. You are surely going to end up divorced because no guy wants a girl that is as self absorbed as you.

Jon is a connoisseur, he goes for the fresh tender rare roast beef not the dried tough gristled rump roast.

"Right"--It's pretty sad that you can't conceive of two different people both thinking you're full of crap! No, actually, it's pretty hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!!

And I agree with #62.

I don't need to make up posts to back myself up. I can do it on my own. Why are you so angry at women? Is it because you get shot down every time you try and talk to one? Too many hot chicks laughed in you face in front of their friends? What's going on here? Really?

whoduthunk : Jon the fresh nookie bandit

You honestly believe that #58? I can honestly tell you that when I am picking up strange I could care less if I satisfy her. Why try if I'm not going to see her again? She can go tell her friends whatever she wants about the experience but she was the skank that only took a couple of drinks. No guy wants to spend their life with a slut that's been test driven by 50 other dudes. It's called having class and girls should have more class than a guy. The girls running their mouths sound like the Paris Hilton type. I guess guys would be insecure when it comes to having sex with her because she has confidence sexually. More like, guys are are worried about getting herpes because she has sucked every dick she has ever encountered. Good for her though right?

Jeebus Chryst, what did they do after banging have smores and watch MTV? How old is he?

Nope 68, I've been in a long term relationship with a wonderful guy who totally meets my needs and vice versa. I just can't stand how men think it's ok to treat a woman like an object. All I'm saying is try to be a good lover and you will be rewarded. Continue to degrade and belittle woman and I suspect you will always be and angry and lonely individual.

Nope 68, I've been in a long term relationship with a wonderful guy who totally meets my needs and vice versa. I just can't stand how men think it's ok to treat a woman like an object. All I'm saying is try to be a good lover and you will be rewarded. Continue to degrade and belittle woman and I suspect you will always be and angry and lonely individual.

A couple of girls who have admitted they are sluts trying to insult me. I am not insulted by chicks who spread there legs for a different guy every thursday night. I would say you insult guys because you've been taken advantage by so many of them. Again, why guy would want to be with you? The answer is none. You're single for a reason and it's not because you wouldn't love to have a guy who is willing to take care of you. It's because you're no different than women like Kate. Any guy who ends up with you is going to realize it's a mistake. Women are useless other than sex. Child supports not enough so they want alimony on top of it. Here is an idea.... get a job. Guys are the bread winners while women make 30,000 a year or sit on their ass thinking they are important to society. Absolutely not. Guess what, you can grow babies in test tubes and girls like Ashleey Dupree are a heck of a lot hotter than any chick pumping out a baby. Girls have officially worn at their welcome as wives in society. I'll take my chances wining and dining a chick for one night or going to get a call girl as hot as Ashley Dupree. The price you'd pay will be the same as paying your lazy ex wife child support and alimony. The only difference is you don't have to listen to the dumb brods nag.

Seriously... you wonder why divorce rates are at 50%? It's women like you. No guy wants you after they have you. They get paid for the same job so they aren't going to stick around for your money. Women on the other hand might because they are useless gold diggers who are no better than a call girl.

Well, Right, it was fun until I had to read about your pathetic excuse for a love life. Gross. Classy girls don't want to spend their life with a guy who has picking up chicks in bars for one-night stands down to a science. So yeah...good luck with that...

#50 I would totally do you if you were into that sort of thing. the ipod thing is such a turn on

#60 Have you ever seen me? Click the name. This is the CLOSEST you will ever get to someone as incredibly good-looking as me. My face and breasts fucking beam light. Hahaha!

"I feel bad for girls who don't know any better than to give it up to some douche who is going to rabbit-hump them and high-five their buddies later."

Well tell them not to go to college then...

To everyone who condones Jons cheating... Maybe Kate treats Jon like a little b!tch, because he is a little b!tch. Trust me, if I had EIGHT kids and my husband was screwing around, I would not kick him out so I could then do everything by myself. I would keep him around to help with the kids and then knock him down and b!tch slap him every chance I got!!!

Maybe if Jon kept his wanker zipped up, he wouldn't have to deal with the Wrath of Kate!!!

"it's amusing to me that when a woman expresses confidence in her sexuality it is so frightening to less confident man he immediately resorts to the same old tired routine."

Ah yes. Feminism. An entire faux political belief system created so that ugly girls can feel better by telling themselves men avoid them because they're intimidated. Yes. Of course. That's the reason.

#77 you'll soon realize that you wish you would have married someone at some point when you're too old to make it to the bathroom. You won't have a wife to take care of things (because you'll die first, of course), and you won't have any kids to take care of you. The govt will take all your money and you'll waste away in a nursing home. Alone. With nothing to show for your life except memories from when you were in your 30's and fapped to porn and occasionally made it with a skank at a bar. Meanwhile, my husband and I'll be making bank (lawyer and engineer) compiling our assets, buying the shit we've always wanted, having sex, having more sex, having kids when we're older and sex is no longer an obsession, and taking awesome trips. God, what happened to you that made you hate women so much? I feel sorry for you. You can't judge all of us because your mom sexually abused you or you watch so much porn that your idea of the "good girl" has become so dilluted. We're out there, and we're getting an education. This isn't the 50's.

#82 - a bitch is a bitch. She'll say "it's because ____ makes me act that way" but that's a young child's lie. She does it because she's a bitch. And, in this case, an absolutely corrosive mom and wife.

Kate must have an ugly "snapper" down there with nasty big pointy teeth...,,,Quick Jon Quick !!!!! order more take-out sweet and sour pork......... think it's E7

#85- So does that make Jon a bastard because he cheated on his bitch of a wife or is he absolved from his transgression because he says "it's because _______ is a bitch that's why i cheated." I'd say Jon's cheating qualifies him as an absolutely corrosive father and husband.

#85- So does that make Jon a bastard because he cheated on his bitch of a wife or is he absolved from his transgression because he says "it's because _______ is a bitch that's why i cheated." I'd say Jon's cheating qualifies him as an absolutely corrosive father and husband.

85. pete... a bitch is a bitch. YES! You are right and Jon is the biggest bitch of them all! HE is a corrosive father and husband and is absolutely not a role model I would want my kids growing up with! It's okay for the men to say “I F**K around because she's a b!tch", but it's a different story when She says, "it's because ____ makes me act that way" F**k that! He is a complete immature idiot (as are ALL stupid f**ks who have to resort to cheating to “solve their emotional issues”). Kate should be the one following him around with a camera and then taking his idiotic ass and retarded looking stare to the bank!

??????? I happen to know how this all started :
Deanna got hungry, picked up the phone and ordered a quart of Creme of Sumyungguy and over popped Jon in his new Nismo with the order. She was so hungry she just took it . Jon spilled a little... so NO tip for YOU!

So #77, how's World of Warcraft going for you? I hear you can start leveling a death knight at 55--which should help since you've already leveled countless other classes.

Newflash: Women don't NEED us either. They can make the same if not more money, they have vibrators, and can visit a sperm bank if they want a kid.

The point is that the sexes want each other. Not need. I don't need my wife, but I want her and love her. Women are not worthless. You'll be hard pressed to find anyone with that attitude. Who cares if when she's 50 she loses her looks? He'll I'll be happy if she sticks with my ugly ass when I'm 50. Everyone get's old.

#77 There is no point in us keeping ourselves "pure" anymore because there aren't any good guys who are saving themselves for us. Good girls aren't valued anymore. Guys want sex and are obviously not saving themselves for anyone, so why should we? It's simple.

She looks like a bitch and you all know how i think about him.I hope the kids don't suffer too much.

@77 Sounds like the biggest loser I've ever heard of, thank God for decent men. "Right" needs some serious help or will end up like #84 Amy predicts.

Ugliness and bad genes are one of the biggest problems in the world.It's spreading it self rapidly!

Right says "Ashleey Dupree are a heck of a lot hotter than any chick pumping out a baby. " Okay and her whooha is probably A LOT bigger than some woman who pumps 8 babies out naturally... MMM MMM Good have fun with that one Right!

You're out getting random girls drunk to get in their pants, and you have the nerve to call them skanks? And what the fuck do you think that makes you? "No guy wants to spend their life with a slut that's been test driven by 50 other dudes." Oh, but you'll stick your dick where the 49 other dicks have been and do the test driving - and then continue to labor under the delusion that you're somehow superior, more clean, more pure. News flash - you're the slut. And no, that doesn't make you a "real man", or whatever the fuck you think you are. It makes you another gross disease-spreading statistic. Men like you are fucking unbelievable - picking up STDs here and there and spreading them around, then calling women whores.
And by the way, no woman wants to spend their life with some guy who has been having one night stands and screwing bar whores his whole life. It's fucking gross, and you're fucking gross. It doesn't make you sexy, it doesn't make you desirable, it just makes you a sad pathetic piece of shit.

#77. Riiiiiight (insert sarcasm) You know you're only able to copulate with second string ho's because actual women find you deplorable.

Go ahead and convince yourself of your superiority. Perhaps you should ask some of your "strange" to rate your performance.... on a scale of 0 to 1.......

BTW @ "Child supports not enough so they want alimony on top of it. Here is an idea.... get a job." Here's an idea.... put your dick away.

Only a closet fag like Right would think of someone like Ashley Dupree as the pinnacle of hot. A fricking call girl that licks old men's hairy smelly balls and assholes for a living, every single day.

Is it bad if when I first heard about this I felt really great for Jon?

Kate Gosselin is a nagging wench of a woman, you'd think after seeing herself on TV everyday she'd notice it by now.

Seriously. He's cheating on his wife, she can be a bitch if she wants. Also...if you had that many kids and a husband who clearly doesn't want to be there I'm sure you'd have some issues too. Give her a break.

Obviously this story attracted a couple of extremely bitter female commenters, but sorry, their life is on video and we've all seen it. Jon is weak, but Kate is hostile. All the time, to everybody, not just to Jon, but also to the kids, which makes the show unwatchable at times. Adults can marry and spend their whole lives cutting each other down, that's their free choice. But when you do it to young kids, starting at a very early age, like Kate does ON-CAMERA (god only knows how harsh she is off-camera), you need to be bludgeoned.

Hey Sandy, why don't we hash out your imperfections and decide that you deserve to be cheated on? After all, if you can wish such ill will on another person, you must be a total bitter hateful bitch...

"Seriously. He's cheating on his wife, she can be a bitch if she wants. Also...if you had that many kids and a husband who clearly doesn't want to be there I'm sure you'd have some issues too. Give her a break."

You've got real chicken-egg logic problems here. This woman is a bitch through and through, it's her personality, not the situation. She's a bitch. Fix everything in her life that she's currently complaining about and you know how she'd act? Like a bitch.

Oh MAN. SPONGEKATE SQUAREHAIR's gonna go nuts. Jon's wandering peepee 8===D got loose. Get it back in the cage! And by cage, I mean Squarehair's gordita. I'd call it a "taco" but after 8 kids....?

At this point, I'm quite sure the name-changing psycho-defender is Kate herself. Sad.

Take it easy on Right. Of course I'm offended by absolutely everything he said, I say this as a woman and a wife and a mother, and I thank God that most men out there don't share his hatred of women. But clearly some woman in his life hurt him very, very deeply and he's decided to hold it against an entire gender. Right, you couldn't be more wrong, but I think you're hurting and I feel sad for you. Until you get past your anger, you won't ever meet a woman willing to love you with all her heart for the rest of your life.

Thank you #91. Finally a guy who gets it. You know what, we're animals...if we wanted (either sex) to have sex with random people all the time and never think about relationships we could. People are together because they want to be...not because women need men or vice versa. People choose other people that are worth spending the rest of their lives with....not like #77 will ever know what that's like. I hope he's just bullshitting to sound cool (which I suspect he is), and if not, well, either way he's just pathetic.

Sure are a lot of bitter women out there!

But, hey, life's short. There's no reason to waste time with people like that.

Infidelity shouldn't make anyone bitter or angry! It's like pedophilia or murder, or rape... just a way of life! Being angry about it is a waste of time. People like that are so inferior.

man, these posters got all, psychological/sociological for some reason.

Guys, gals, settle down: this is for ratings. They were probably going to cancel the show in order to start filming another freak show: *the OCTOMOM.*

lol @ 110 - move on, sweetie. He cheated on you. It happens. What matters is what you do with the rest of your life. With all due respect, you're not off to a good start.

@34 and 105 and anyone else who says that Kate's vagina is stretched out after eight kids:

THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN HAVE A SAFE VAGINAL DELIVERY FOR THAT KIND OF LITTER. She had a c-section (for both the twins and the octuplets, probably). I don't even watch the show and I can tell you that, as an aspiring gyno.

And by the way sweetie, while I'm off to a great start being a smug condescending turd, I will be candid in saying I need to believe that everyone is a bitter female who's been cheated on. It's the only thing that fits my smarmy agenda.

lol @ 114 - Wow, you're pathetic. By the way, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH PEDOPHILIA. OKAY????

Jim..
You sound like a total sexist and chauvinistic ass*hol. Boys like you that talk s*hit the way you do, are usually hiding the fact that their dicks are the size of baby carrots. " happy hunting cougar" ...If I were you, I'd be happy with whatever woman agreed to sleep with me regardless of the age you jacka*ss.

Women are so bitter. Why can't everyone be as smooth and suave as me? Cheating is cool, as long as it isn't happening to me, of course.

@ 116 - Boy, another bitter angry woman. I'd cheat on you too. Move on already, sweetie. Make the most of your life. My mom did.

The name-changing commenter has gotta be Kate herself. There are plenty of bitter women, but this woman is wound-up psycho too, compulsively replying to every single comment. I wonder if they're filming her at the computer?

You're a dumb fuck. Obviously you advocate cheating as some kind of cool guys' ritual, otherwise you wouldn't be parading around here with your shitty holier-then-thou attitude. Fuck off.

BitterTroll - take a breather. Don't you have a rabbit to boil or something?

83..Matt
Ah yes, Chauvinism.. An entire faux political belief system created so that insecure , small dicked men such as yourself, can feel better by telling themselves women avoid them because they're intimidated. Yes. Of course. That's the reason.

#104, that pretty much sums it up. Personality traits get heightened by the situation, not he other way around. What Kate is comes out even more when she gets bothered. If she were mellow, she would be chill no matter what happens. But that chick is a bitch, is mean, condescending and only gets worse when upset. Sorry, but people who use the situation to take stuff out on other people suck.

enough already

@ 122 - Sweetie, you sound bitter. Been cheated on lately, sweetie? Move on already, sweetie. So many bitter women. The world is not ready for me.

118
Never been cheated on you dumba*ss, don't assume I'm bitter, just because some males on this planet are absolutely retarded and I call them on it.
Good for your mom.....but one question, how does she accept you as a child exactly...I mean you being so open minded and sensitive and all...?

Honestly though the brother of this girl if this was real, by filming Jon was clearly in it to make money. And that doesn't even look like Jon. It just looks like some random guy.

I would like to point out that Kate is highly stressed and they are both bitchy towards each other because of it. Kate and Jon don't fight at all when the children are there, that we have seen when they go on vacations together. It's the stress of the children that makes them act that way. I find it amusing that people label her the bitch when she has to maintain order in a house that could instantly fall apart if she wasn't there for them.

If Jon has had an affair that's truly unfortunate but it is a personal thing. I have to admit that I don't believe that they have just due to the way I have friends that are male and yet I have a steady relationship with my partner of 5 years. I often have male friends walk me or drive me home from the bar but that does not mean that I am sleeping with them. Just because you get married doesn't mean you stop having friends of the opposite sex.

It obviously showed poor judgment on Jon's part to be out with another woman that late when he is in the public eye but that does not mean that he has been having an affair.

I wish Jon and Kate all the best for them and their lovely family.

@113 Gwyn-- we all know she had a c-section. But there's nothing comical about it. Now a giant vajayjay? Funny stuff. (BTW, I'm a woman, so I know that normal vajayjays bounce back normally).

Come on, people. This board is about laughing at celebrities, not about all this seriousness with medical terminology and oprahnetics. Where's the laughter??

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Oh my God..you dumb males are all the same. A woman stands up for her own sex, and she's either a lesbian, a cheated on bitter woman, or she's fat and ugly and can't get a guy. You're pathetic SWEETIE !! I believe in multiple partners, ...not cheating, I've never been cheated on or intend to cheat. So SWEETIE, f*ck off will you ,.....:):)

Cheating is coool!!! you're supposed to like it, otherwise you're just a bitter looser!!!!!!!!!

Watch out #129, you might get him interested... especially if he thinks you're a guy...

I actually don't blame the guy. Anytime I ever passed by this show and stopped to watch for a few minutes she is bitching and putting him down. Just a big fucking nag. I'd seek new tail myself with that bitching in my ear all day.

lol.....WHEW! Powder keg.

If she's not screwing him since her cunt is the equivalent of an iceblock 2 hours into the party, for the love of god, can someone tell me whether she's a good cook at least???

I feel very sorry for those kids. Kate may be a b*itch at times, .. but Jon is a big fat p*ussy !! He cheated on his entire family...not just his wife.

Americanwhitetrash, why wouldn't you just leave? I mean if it makes you so unhappy, why not just leave and find a better wife? Is it a revenge thing or something? It just doesn't seem to have any point whatsoever, to be so unhappy with someone, yet insist on keeping them.


@49 - The kids will understand. Their mom sucks.

so what if Jon wants to poke around in strange fortune cookies

for some reason the Wizzard of Oz's wicked witch of the west and her flying monkeys keeps popping into my head

How does that video show that he was cheating? I'm all for him getting a hot cookie on the side, but there really isn't any real proof here.

I am enjoying that Kate is now getting hers, after all her yelling and emotional abuse of Jon. It should come as no shock to her and she deserves it.

MEMO to the modern American married woman:

You are a wife 1ST

NOT a mom, friend, homeowner, soccermom, businesswoman,consumer,etc.
That's how you keep a family together. Older people seemed to have known this.

Thanx for the lesson Khate

First off, cheating is NEVER acceptable.

Second, if you had 8 kids running around 6 of which were the age of 5 you wouldn't be the happiest person in the world all the time. The show is edited which means on the things the producer wants to show are shown...I'm sure Kate isn't a complete and total bitch.

It's a shitty situation for everyone and I'm sure Jon is regretting it every moment of every day.

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What the hell is wrong with you? What are you saying...if the kids are hungry, but your man wants a blow job, you should s*uck his dick first and than feed your kids?

142

Yes.

So I read a few more comments...

I find it amazing the arguing that is going on on The Superficial because someone none of us knows has been accused of having an affair...the arguing about whether or not you get laid and how you get laid...it's ridiculous.

#77...Do you realize the amount of women who not only raise a family, be it with a husband or as a single mother, but make $75,000+ a year? The number of women in the business world is rapidly increasing. "It's women like you. No guy wants you after they have you. They get paid for the same job so they aren't going to stick around for your money. Women on the other hand might because they are useless gold diggers who are no better than a call girl."...No guy wants you after they have you???? Really...that's how you feel? I'm not one to judge someone or the way they grew up, but I honestly think your father was a cheater and you know nothing else...it's very sad, very very sad.

Fuck these two...it's time for Octo-Television. A new era of celebrity Fucktards is upon us..

Lots of married people cheat on their spouse, so there's nothing unusual about Jon. But it's rare, thankfully, to encounter an extreme cunt like Kate.

here's a pitch for a new movie "Bless The Beast and the Children" The Story of Kate Gosslin + Eight

@144

Wrong on the salary there, toots.

At my work, and company wide, most women do not make it past a Grade 9 (about 10 years of experience). They flat-out suck as managers because they micro-manage, or quit because they can't handle the stress. They hired one as our office manager (Grade 12) and she "stepped down" after 4 months. Now she comes in on Tuesdays/Thursdays and sits in her office with the door closed all day.

for all I care these two can renew their vows a third time in the middle of an active volano?

NEXT!!!!!

If she wasn't such a frigid castrating witch "pokey" wouldn't have to go out looking for a new minge bucket.

That brother character sounds a little off.

My sisters not a homewrecker, but she's fucking a married guy who has kids, and I was in the next room listening....and rubbing one out. I have to fix her life for her because she doesnt know better.

very unusual

http://deannahummel.com/ That's all i gotta say!

Kate is such a fucking douchebag! Jon probably had enough of her snivling snatch face and found self-esteem in another pussy. Psychology101.

#77 what a pathetic waste of sperm...ashley dupree, a fucking call girl who licks assholes and for a living is the epitome of hot?? what the fuck?? her vag probably looks like a black hole how the hell is that hott? have fun dying alone. nice life you have.


i hate jon and kates show...obviously they are rich why dont they just hire nannies for their kids


man this is some GRADE A thread

btw about to spank it to amys myspace cleavage

definitely raised in the suburbs honey?

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nice retarded looking husband, BTW

wooo hooo Go John. Keep gettin young pussay while u still can

Meh. An affair is nothing. What this CUNT deserves is a nice full red necklace like O.J. gave to Nicole Simpson.

22-"C'mon. All married men get trim on the side. Relax...." i hope your wrong! i really hope thats not speaking for most people

but i do feel bad for her... this is some fucked up shit and to have it happen so that everyone knows sucks....A LOT

but i guess, what can you do?

@148 Your one office does not constitute all other businesses across the nation. The tide is changing slowly but surely. You also see more women becoming assertive and independant and men becoming more sensitive and caring. It's great, maybe in 100 years people will be more balanced as a whole.

"The walls are thin"
Sounds like Jon was rockin' a double- wide.
Way to go genius.... well you're movin' on down.. to the deluxe trailer park ....down by the river ... with Weezy.
Talk about downwardly mobile.
Life gave you a bowl of cherries and you turned it into liquid diarrhea.

#150 and everyone, I mostly agree, but I never see Jon trying to take his testicles back from her either. To all the men out there, why are guys like that? Why don't they just stand up for themselves before it gets to the point that they have to sneak around or whatever??

#162
I think it goes like this:
She was pretty when she was young , Jon( any guy) was smitten, she gave him attention and sex,.He was flattered, he wanted a steady supply of sex and attention so he agreed to marry her and and slowly but surely do what she wanted. IN short he was P- whipped. Then she had a couple litters of kids wanted bigger and better everything and the rest is history. He's out looking for action.

Shocking! Why isn't this story on the TV tabloids? The all-american family cough,cough, is likely headed for divorce. The only thing that could shock me more is if Kate turned out to be a carpet muncher and ate at the Y.

#157 My husband is 24 and very very attractive. Enjoy yourself fapping to my wedding dress breasts on myspace...it's the closest you'll ever get to them.

#156 I'd do her husband. ;-)

A celeb loves "VAGINA-TALKS", folks

Number 21 said exactly what I was thinking. Video fake. Cheating bad but who the fuck would blame this guy? I sure wouldn't. If they weren't getting so much money from their show, and didn't have a bajillion kids together, they should get divorced.

That could be Rosie O'Donnell for all we know, it's so pixelated!

DE-NIED.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/jon-&-kate-star-jon-gosselin-alleged-mistress-denies-bro-claims-8920.php

Here's one for all you ball bustin ladies who think your shit don't stink and feel its your daily duty to beat down and belittle your husband just like the bitch on the show.........How many women does it take to change a light bulb????

Two.........

One to change the light bulb and one to SUCK MY DICK!

Everyone loses here, the teacher will probably have to move from school, Jon won't be getting any loving from Kate for a loong time and Kate will stay bitter and and as controlling as ever. All except TLC which will probably have the highest ratings ever for the show "Jon & Kate plus eight".

#165 - You know what I like about you Amy? I mean other than the boobs by Dupont and the reasonably pretty face... I like the fact the you're completely stuck on yourself and not afraid to admit that you're an attention whore, not so much with your words as your desire to be reminded that you could be a bikini model by linking your personal info to a fucking celebrity website. So much so that you invite men to whack off to your breastasciousness. You'd make a great lawyer... especially if you constantly ask the male judges to go to chambers... as often as possible. Case closed (legs open). Something tells me Jim's already banged you. Seriously, don't change a thing... you're perfect as you are and even if you weren't you'd pay someone to make sure that you could be. Kudos.

159..
Not all married men cheat......but the ones who do like to think they're not the only ones. Makes them feel better about being self-centered a*ssholes.

You realize that most of the pigheaded, chauvinistic, sexist comments are written by tough talking, small d*icked p*ussy's...who can't get laid unless they pay for it. For the girls out there...don't bother....lol.....Underneath all their infuriating comments are a bunch of insecure little boys.

#175

Hey Carla, I don't have a grudge against my cock, but I would certainly grudge fuck you! In the meantime, how about you go fuck yourself!!

Calculated Kate has no use for Jon. He's just her personal whipping boy, a useless appendage to her. The Black Widow has completely sucked the life out of him . With Money, anything he can do she can pay to have done. Once she had that litter extracted she set up the barbed wire around her cooch and now it's no- mans- land. She had what she wanted...,for now. But being the insatiable miserable person that she is, she'll eventually want more.That's the only thing that gets that beaver back in business a man ,or woman? ,with money & or status. Then its Open for Business 24 Hours, under new management..
Jon go get yourself a nice wife.

@165

Hey Amy. If you husband is "very, very attractive" then he's used to getting pussy. When you ask him about his love life in college, does he just laugh and change the subject? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Well guys that get a lot of pussy like variety. It's second nature. So in about, ohhhh, say 5-7 years or so, he'll cave in and start fucking someone at work.

Just wanted to plant that seed, sweetie.

Here's my shot at this:

Kate is a man hater, alienated from her minister father, supposedly because his congregation gave her babies donated 2nd hand mismatched furniture and cribs. REALLY. Alienated from her brother(who was on the show once or twice) because they offered his wife Jodi money for being on the show and Kate had the usual conniption. Just excuses. Talks down to her own "icky" 3 sons( just watch the show) , the film crew, and of course Jon. She can't swim bike, ski, roller skate, or do outdoor activities of any kind, she can't fix or maintain anything or even simply sit on the ground.
Kate is what they call in Psychology "The Hand-less Maiden" she can't take action in the world with her own two hands so she despises those who tend to take action, most MEN (and some women). She must manipulate and belittle men on the sidelines to get what she wants. And before you unshaven feminazis get your granny drawers in a bunch, it's not actual men she hates, but the masculine side of HERSELF, (she unconsciously wishes she could unlock the masculine side of herself and act herself). Watch closely and you'll see her bring most of her daughters on the same path. It's all in how you're brought up.

#178 - More like 5-7 hours BEFORE the nuptuals... ask your bridesmaids Amy... whichever one stalls swallowed his load while you were getting your hair done... that wasn't dried up toothpaste she forgot to wipe off of the corner of her mouth... the good Deacon is right... variety indeed...

I mostly agree Dr. Bernardo.Don't you think the controlling,constant cleaning, and over organizing are attempts to have a little imaginary power for herself. I think so.
From what I saw of the show Jon was good for his daughters and Kate looked as if she were jealous and trying to block this type of relationship. The playing in the store with his daughters or rollerskating down his street comes to mind. I hope he stays for their sake. He has alot to offer.

#173 and #178 If I don't have any pictures, I'm fat and ugly (and I will get cheated on). If I do have pictures, then I'm an attention whore (and I will get cheated on). You see, there's no winning. Also, I love your originality. Ooooo, semen on my bridesmaids....oh, banging the secretary. Real original and hurtful. You've really planted a seed...just like Dan Cook said. MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN! I'm crying as we speak. Hahaha.

Oh, and my husband is very attractive to me. Not necessarily others. The trick with men, is that you get a cute one, but not a hot one. This keeps them beat down enough to where they understand that they can never do better than you. Works like a fucking charm. They'll even cook you dinner and clean the house if they know you look better than them.

#182 - "If I don't have any pictures, I'm fat and ugly (and I will get cheated on). If I do have pictures, then I'm an attention whore (and I will get cheated on). You see, there's no winning."

The very fact that you have to "win" at being attractive completely proves my point, counselor. You know what's an AWESOME way to win? Self-confidence. And way to throw your husband under the bus there toots. He'll be banging a stripper this weekend, I'm sure. Like I said, please don't ever change. You provide balance and a fantastic example for the rest of us so we can say things like "See Amy? Don't put yo bidness out there like she does, or you'll be forced to admit your husband is pussy-whipped and just 'cute'..."

I fuck around and get hardcore, C4 to your door no beef no more nigga

"This keeps them beat down enough to where they understand that they can never do better than you."

Ahhh. True love.

Let's go to Daydreams, Rich. You've got first round of lap dances.

You ain't got to lie to kick it, to the tricks and them bitches, out to get a nigga's riches

You ain't got to lie to kick it, to the tricks and them bitches, out to get a nigga's riches

You ain't got to lie to kick it, to the tricks and them bitches, out to get a nigga's riches

You ain't got to lie to kick it, to the tricks and them bitches, out to get a nigga's riches

#184 She means "win" as in "situation" - or "no win". So no matter what you look like, men will cheat? Men are sure as hell hard-wired to want to even if they're pretty happy at home. Shit, women can get tired of just one dick, too. That doesn't mean everyone cheats. Getting tired of the same old same old is one thing but women like Kate never liked it that much in the first place. THOSE are the ones that really get cheated on.
If after the first couple of years (or after a kid or two) if you're not getting any with any regularity, call it quits and leave. You've become roommates and it will never get any better. If kids are involved, it'll hurt, but better now than later. If each of you always puts the other one's needs first you'll probably have a happy marriage. As long as neither of you gets too fat that is.

Kate is a cunt and Jon is an immoral turd. Great. Besides the humiliation of vomiting, pooping, crying and growing up on TV, the kids now have this to add to their list of trauma. Poor kids.

The show should be named Kate plus 9. Kate forgets that Jon is her husband and not one of the children. She shows him little respect and it is sometimes uncomfortable to watch her belittle him.

Kate wants to be the center of attention. I am surprised she allows the camera to focus on the children.

Jon is a viable part of that family and Kate should show more appreciation for the emotional and financial support, which he provides and stop underminding him in front of the children.

man dudes traded down she has a couch on the porch ?
this isnt as damning as having a woman come over to tan in a bikini when ur wife isnt there is it ? all wives are down with coffee at 730 am in the morning without ur wife present in a small hood correct ? or is having a hot young teacher coming to ur crib when the wifes isnt there ok nowadays ? lol
john ur busted shes gonna take ur ass to the cleaners.....hope that tail was worth it bro cuz ur going to be living in the ghetto when she gets done with you !

man dudes traded down she has a couch on the porch ?
this isnt as damning as having a woman come over to tan in a bikini when ur wife isnt there is it ? all wives are down with coffee at 730 am in the morning without ur wife present in a small hood correct ? or is having a hot young teacher coming to ur crib when the wifes isnt there ok nowadays ? lol
john ur busted shes gonna take ur ass to the cleaners.....hope that tail was worth it bro cuz ur going to be living in the ghetto when she gets done with you !

Who shot the video? It certainly looks staged to me...

I do not think that is him or that he is cheating. If he was why would he go to her house and not a hotel. He knows that he is in the spot light and I dont think he'd risk all that money over some kitty cat. And if he is cheating so what. that is a marital problem between him and kate. As far as i'm am concerned ther are some serious haters out there that are mad that no one wants to tape their ******up life. If you dont like it dont watch it. its that simple.

If this twenty-three old Deanne is suppose to a nice girl then she dosn,t need to be messing around with a thirty-two old married man who has eigth childern in the frist place, She already knew who he was, no one can,t say that they didn,t know who Jon & Kate is thier show has been on tv for the past four season. She as to be the most dumist person and dosn,t have any bussines teaching childern then, She isn,t mature with her having sex tape that she made with a ex-boyfriend. Poor Jon dosn,t realy know who she has been with sense she and a ex boyfriend does have that tape that they made together, she might give him something.That is what is called a Skank.

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