May 5 2009Jessica Simpson: Now with more CGI!

niceee first

she looks like a cross breed of a mule and a wild pig
it's actually pretty funny how she doesn't have an inkling of natural beauty...

Gab17 - Get a life and learn how to spell!!!!

Is it me or is she tryin' to look like Eva Mendes?

i kinda think she looks like Bridgette Bardot in the fifth one.

man jaw has a man jaw

The cover has definitely been "helped" but as for the other pics: with a good stylist and a good photog it isnt hard to make anyone look thin. Notice how you rarely see her arms fully exposed and the only time you really see a full body shot she is in a black outfit? Hmmmm.....coincidence? NOT!!!

lol she looks like britney circa crazy bald stage in pic # 7

Well I don't care what any of you say - I think she's hot and I'd do her.

I'd hit it

:banana:

I never said she was fat. The corporate controlled media did and it sure distracted a lot of people from important issues

Wow, I can't believe how thin she looks with strategic lighting, posing, the selection of a few shots from rolls and rolls of film and airbrushing! She sure showed us! btw- she still looks big :P

read: MORE FLESH & FAT ON THE BONES, folks!!

most annoying and talentless bitch ever. does she ever shut her mouth... and her jawline is the hybrid cross of herman munster and heidi montag.

Can't photoshop away fatpits.

She sure is wearing a LOT of clothing. Like, robes and shit. My grandma looks thin in a robe. JK i don't have a grandma.

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JESSICA IS FUCKING UGLY.FUGLY&FAT. JESSICA IS A FUCKING WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. I FUCKING HATE HER. DUMB BLONDE.

JESSICA IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. JESSICA IS FAT,FUGLY&UGLY.

#16 Lindsay -

That last bit cracked me the fuck up for some reason.

Anyway, it's easy to look thinner with more clothes, loads of lighting, and weird positions that stretch out parts of your body. Oh, and photoshop. Mass amounts of photoshop.

shes so beautiful i wish i looked like her.

ha her arm in the third picture is a joke

#21 if you're a male just put on a dress and you'll be halfway there

God...when will this dumb, talentless, vapid, and yes, FAT whore just GO AWAY???

Jess - Go back to wearing Grand Ole Opry dresses and singing country music at chili cookoffs. Oh, that's right; the country crowd hated you too.

Go blow your father. Again.

That is all.

the wonders of photoshop

Thank you Photoshop !

The superficial: criticizing the media's manipulation and distortion of the female image while upholding and worshipping the media's manipulation and distortion of the female image!!!

Poor thing. She turned minimal talent and a nice body into celebrity-hood, with the helo if her svengali father. I guess she's like Jen Anniston, tho, with men...her pussy must stink really bad or something cause she can't keep a man. Romo is letting her stick around for now, but I'm sure he'll ditch her when he gets a trade-up opportunity.

Why wont Joe put her in a 2piece, if he want to dispel rumors shes fat?

Dude, I don't care what anyone says, i'd hit it so hard if you pulled me out you'd be the King of England.

^^^^ what she said ^^^^

Not bad fotos.

Wow, she looks great. Love the classy vintage shots.

Photo-edited or not, there is nothing bad to be said about these pictures.

Wow, she looks great. Love the classy vintage shots.

Photo-edited or not, there is nothing bad to be said about these pictures.

Do you hear that flushing sound? That's the echo from her career going down the toilet some time about 18 months ago...

These photos are obviously BEFORE she got heavy.

I'd treat her like a plastic fuck doll!

These are some pretty neat looking pictures.

These photos give her an upgrade.How about some memory training next?

Yeah,i'd remember you can train your memory.What was the name of the training again?

Not too bad, really. When has anyone EVER done a spread like this that wasn't "re-touched"? And yes, believe it or not, they always only use the best stuff.

But, that outfit in the cover shot looks weirdly "shopped" below the belt line. Like it's some kind of fiberglass shell skirt; like Dale Ardor would wear in Buck Rogers or something.

I like her spread.She has good face for photography.

She looks a kinda cute on the spread.

Waaayyy downmarket for Vanity Fair.

FAILED

she looks fine. leave this girl alone.

Listen, I'll be the first one to admit this chick has no talent (and has been photoshopped to the hilt), but those of you calling her fat and ugly, etc, better look like Brad Pitt or Megan Fox to have the balls to put Jessica's looks down.

And those of you who have called her a slut or a whore: how does she even qualify in a world filled with Britneys, Lohans, Hiltons, and Madonnas? Jessica doesn't even register on the slut scale.

That being said, I wish Jessica would just marry some rich guy from Texas and settle down, go away, and have babies.

I think she looks gorgeous.

She's holding her mouth almost closed, almost pursed in most of these shots. It's not hot. She is trying so hard. So far there has been up to at least 15 'projects' just like this that went totally wrong/fail. The grand ol opry, the sister blowing it on SNL, the divorce and subsequent failure to replace someone as 'good' as nick lachey (how hard is that? not hard), the ridicule over her outfits/fatness, I could go on but I do have a life outside of my guilty pleasure of ripping celebs here. I like #47. Just marry some nobody rich dude or chick and get lost. Your so boringly uninteresting except to rip on.
Tony romo is a bobble head.

That 7th pic is breathtaking.
Whether or not the woman in the pic actually exists in that form in real life is up for debate, but if she does exist, she's incredibly hot.

serouslyyyyy, she's gorgeous. she's a good entertainer and has a cute personality. everyone really just needs to move on. btw, for everyone who is calling her fat, chances are you're all A LOT fatter and uglier. get. a. life.

for all you people saying jessica simpson is ugly you all are on crack. who cares if she put on some weight she still looks fantastic. and she's still thinner than a bunch of you fat pigs on here who do nothing but insult the rich and famous while you're at home stuffing your face with twinkies looking like a giant piece of shit. go watch the newlyweds she walks around without makeup all the time and STILL looks fantastic. and yea, her career might be shitty, but who cares. look up how much her shoe line makes and then go cry yourself to sleep on your 30k a year job. she makes that shit in her sleep. HI HATERS!

Whatever...she's beautiful. Any man or woman who says otherwise is in denial.

She looks absolutely beautiful.

She sure knows how to make money.

She may be "beautiful", but she ain't making no money simply by being a nice set of jugs.

She looks a lot better than she did a few months ago in the mom jeans...I think she looks really nice, but clearly photoshopped. I def. got the Eva Mendes feel, too.

I am glad she lost the weight because being fat like Kim Kardaskank is ugly and unhealthy. I hope her weight loss inspires other to lose weight and exercise regularly.

I'd do mean things to her pottie hole.

@56 - neither am I Rich..neither am I.

#24 ...dumb, talentless, vapid...

The first word that came to my mind was "vapid," which made me wonder how the dictionary defines the word. Here it is:

lacking liveliness, tang, briskness, animation, interest or force;
dull, spiritless, unanimated, tiresome

You can dress her pretty, do her hair, make up her face, pose her however and even photoshop her, but the vapidity remains.

If Jessica JUST came onto the scene, everyone would be falling all over themselves at how gorgeous she is. She looks a little bit like Eva Mendes, Jessica Rabbit and Marilyn Monroe put together perfectly - she's absolutely stunning, but her past has ruined her image. It's too bad she did the reality show...reality tv is a death sentence to stars - don't do it!

#62

I actually liked Jess and Nick reality show. I was hoping Jess would eventually dummy up. What ruined Jess career is her dumping her husband. Then she became John Mayer's easy booty call and started dressing like a whore and wearing tanless lotion that made her look orange. Jessica looks better now that she lost her weight.

This could very well be Old pics as opposed to Photoshop don't you think?

Yea Zanna, but YOU should... MAM-a-mia...

i just wonder what happened to the other 2/3 s of her

I'd suck her clit till she lost bowel control.

i have NEVER understood why anyone considers this woman attractive. maybe a lot of you have some sort of tranny fetish? lol. someone gorgeous and feminine like scarlett i can understand, but not this manly bish

In picture #3, her head is too big for her body....plus, whoever's body that is, she's got gnarly hands! Ew!

i so called this months ago. this whole fat thing was a cheap publicity stunt so she could get on the cover of magazines and tell people how shes not fat. pathetic.

I love how this useless piece of shit made the cover over a guy who, through skill and quick thinking, saved the lives of 155 people. Yeah, Vanity Fair has credibility.

Oh, and #51, you're an idiot. And possibly fat.

WOW! She looks just fantastic. And it doesn't matter whether she is photoshopped or not.

She actually looks nice here. Great photoshopping job.

At least her boobs are real. Breast implants are ridiculous looking.