May 12 2009Jessica Biel should do things to me

frist drapped bitches

I don't get it. Is she supposed to be hot? She looks kinda granola mom-ish and boring as hell. Like she wants you to eat her vegetarian chili and listen to the radio.

gross, nice man arms.

you can have sir dudeness here, i like my women petite.

She is cute.

Not looking to hot right here.

she still looks like a man...

he has a nice mouth and chest for a girl

She's a (closeted) lesbian who makes (supposedly) straight men lust for anal sex. She makes Baby Jesus laugh and cry at the same time.

There's something unwatchable about her face. Maybe it's the giant toothy mouth, or the overall hint of manliness. But definitely not a great trait for an actress. She really shouldn't be so fixated on making people say she has more than a talented butt. If she needs an Academy Award to make her feel "validated" she should make a movie called "Walking Away."

Her lips are fake, her mouth is like a horse....her nose is like Michael Jackson's and her arms are man arms....

GROSS

Uh yeah whatever.

But this reminds me - anybody see Justin Timberlake on SNL? In one skit he really made fun of himself, including the falsetto singing voice and rumors about having sex with men. I can't stand his music, but I have to say I respect how he obviously set no limits on the show's script in terms of parodying him or otherwise making him look foolish to get laughs. By comparison, Ms. Imma Realactress here seems needlessly self-conscious.

Jesus, look at those arms. She looks like a she-hulk. She can probably lift Timberlake over her head with hand.

Wow she is a very sexy woman!

Ok, so really mixed feelings here:
first, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the dress and shoes. And the hair and makeup are just glam, totally fresh and chic.
So I think she must have an excellent stylist, because otherwise she usually looks so drab and boring. and whats with the fish lips and man arms? Its like her stylist is trying her best to make her look more feminine, well honey, you better try harder!!! Cuz this girl has amazing bone structure, but not very feminine at all!!! I don't think she is going to age very well, and should lay off the pushups, and collagen lip filler. Otherwise, not bad.

#2

You are just a fat creep that loves bleach blonde porn bitches with big hard implants.

I hate her plastic nose and lips. They look like sausages.

She has a nice ass and no girdle butt like Kim Kardaskank! You would never ever see Kim walk around without her girdle butt while wearing tight clothes.

It's like they're playing the "Dude Looks Like a Lady" video backwards.

AWW...FUCK YEAH!!

Hottest woman in Hollywood. Period.

You scary little dicked faggots! She's not the problem, YOU are! This is one fine woman and if you no dick punks had any MAN in you, you'd see it.

Your problem lies within your own lack of confidence, a woman like this would be putty in my hands, but to you wimpy little school boys, she's intimidating?

Um, um, um! What a said state of affairs women must be in, all you girly men
prancing around in pants, PPPFFFTTTT!

Sissies, that what you limp-dick closet queers are, Sissies!

#19 - you seem highly aroused while repeatedly talking about "dicks" and "faggots" and "sissies." There's a special video hidden under a floorboard in your basement, isn't there?

She's very hot now. But, in 5 years, she'll be horsey. She could end up looking like Kirsty Ally in 10 years. Just fair warning, Justin. She's got big bones.

She's very hot now. But, in 5 years, she'll be horsey. She could end up looking like Kirsty Ally in 10 years. Just fair warning, Justin. She's got big bones.

"Just fair warning, Justin. She's got big bones."

I'm pretty sure big bones is what Justin is really looking for.

Manish, boring, was on 7th Heaven, and fucks Justin Timberlake. Need I say more? First class loser right behind Jennifer Aniston.

Man, I wonder which is tighter, her ass or her vag. I mean, if she flexed either while you were in there I bet she'd put a death hold clamp on your pecker like never before. And it would hurt so good.

Wut up dawgs? J-Dizzle back on da attack yo! Girl gots nothin' on muh muffin' so lay down dem beats so I can shuffle muh feets yo! Dizzle just fizzled so I be outs.

She's hot; but she's from Boulder. Boulder people are from another planet. Real wackadoos/ I'll pass.

Reminds me of the Kentucky Derby winner "Mine That Ass"! She's fine!

@25
Well put Punk.

I can understand some of the women trashing her on here (read: fat and lonely) but c'mon guys. You're straight up lying thru your teeth.

If I saw her naked ass on all fours, I'd sit there and sob for 10 minutes before I took my pants off. Timberlake knows how to pick Grade A tail. That's prime USDA choice cut right there. Congrats

I say there, Master J-Dizzle,

I rather fancy your colorful use of the good King's English! "Dizzle just fizzled so I be outs" indeed! Ha!

Top shelf, good sir! Top shelf, I say!

SIncerely,
Sir Cadbury Worthalott

Michael Jackson called, he wants his nose back, sausage mouth!

She seems to be in great shape and she has nice curves!

I think she looks great-- elegant, classy, not too much makeup. Sure, her arms are very toned, but I think it's better to be fit than flabby (unless you overdo it-- you know who I'm talking about!). I think Jessica looks fab in jeans or a gown, so kudos to her for not trying to hard with bleached blond hair and huge, fake, plastic boobs. Also, who cares about her personal life? She keeps it clean and stays out of the news, so I say keep on keepin' on, honey. PS: Love the pale, natural skin.. so graceful and chic. Oh, and I'm a girl!

Oh, and she reminds me of Christy Turlington here. Anyone else agree?

I havea feeling most "men" here are fags. I would not be surprised. Not one single dude coming to this site would ever honestly not say a thing negative about this chick. She is a fucking goddess and only faggots critique women.
Period.

Now go lather up your pubes and shave your asses. The mailman is back for some after hour lovin'.

Check out the looks on the faces of the ladies/girls behind her. Man, do they ever look jealous/envious of her. Some looks of disgust sprinkled in there also.

I'd fuck her...if she was like 12...

She looks too masculine

elegant? no
gorgeous? no
she has a nice mouth and body
but there's something totally lesbian or tomboy about her.
she's not feminine at all

#35 - "Now go lather up your pubes and shave your asses. The mailman is back for some after hour lovin'."

So what happens after that in your fantasy?

@24 So Megan, what are your achievements? Macarthur Grant? Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover? Dated Johnny Depp? Wrote a New York Time's bestseller did ya? If the list you ticked off makes her a loser, what qualifies you as a winner? Just curious.

she totally wrapped her bedsheets around her right before leaving the house

i would so let her try and convert me.

it's the fat, ugly and lonely women here who trashes her. even a fag like me knows she's sexy as hell! you could bounce a nickel off that ass.

hahaha
"only gay guys critique womens' bodies" that's so true. I used to date this guy who was so metrosexual that I thought sometimes he was gay. He was so picky and always commenting on womens' bodies...like a chick. He was also super into women a foot shorter than him so he could appear like the man. what a loser.

hahaha
"only gay guys critique womens' bodies" that's so true. I used to date this guy who was so metrosexual that I thought sometimes he was gay. He was so picky and always commenting on womens' bodies...like a chick. He was also super into women a foot shorter than him so he could appear like the man. what a loser.

her arms are manly.

She looks beautiful, especially in the first, fourth and fifth picture.

Fish lips? Bah! Her smile is gorgeous.

she is simply amazing. Beautiful face, not trashy, doesn't seem bitchy. Most of all, GREAT ASS. I would give it a good sniff and I'm a girl.

I sure don't remember her having such a horsey looking face, but then again, I may have just been too busy looking at her T & A.

What are you losers talking about?? I would love to look as ripped as her! Do you want people to starve down to a -0000? Ya know everyone seeing her in real life says she is amazing hot & shes beautiful here.

I'm glad I'm no FAGGOT like justin, folks!!

she's fucking gorgeous, end of. the dudes who think she's too "manly" are probably skinny-ass little pussies who like their girls to be 5' and 90lbs so they can "control" them.

she is very gorgeous
like her
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Trannie.

She is a gay man dressed as a woman.

She's gorgeous and in shape. I wouldn't mind a body like that at all.

Why are you all so hard pressed to find flaws where none exist? She's literally flawless. You're all quick to judge stars' cellulite and now JBiel has ZERO fat and she's considered too fit. You need to pick a POV and stick with it. Clearly you're all self-conscious of your own sub-par images.

Again- She's a piece. Go get her, Superfish!

you know what's weird? every guy here saying they'd either fuck her because she's hot, or they wouldn't because she's too manly.

well lucky for all you boys out there who don't want her, she doesn't want to fuck any of you either! she's doing her thing and couldn't care less if you think she's hot or not.

Here you all are judging her... maybe you should look in the mirror and find all your own flaws. At least she's rich. What about your bitch tits, beer bellies, acne scars.

Wake up. People are judging you too. You walk by and people pick you apart behind your back too.

I'm not a Jessica Biel fan. She makes ok movies and she's pretty. She's not perfect but neither am I so who the fuck cares. Stop trying to make yourselves feel better by picking everyone else apart. It's disgusting.

I wonder if she'll eat Chinese food... offa my pants..?

She's just plain and simply goddamned gorgeous.

She's beautiful.

I'd hit it.. twice even.

That dress is incredibly pretty.

wow, this woman is stunning. soft skin, pretty features, rock hard body.

you naysayers are messed up. you wish you had half her physique. i would like to see you in that dress.

She's gorgeous. She's classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

She's gorgeous. She's classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

She's gorgeous. She's classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

She is totally fyne. This is about the most ladylike I've ever seen her. Justin should definitely keep her around. She'll become heavier way later in life than most women, if she ever does gain much weight.

Justin loves those sporty broads, Brit in her day had that tomboy thing. Guess he needs something to balance out his feminine qualities. It is not sexy for a white boy to pay such detailed attention to his clothing. I'd still take him anyday.

With make up she is pretty, without make up however she is ugly.
She isn't a natural beauty.

haters should first look at themselves in the mirror

She looks great. Gorgeous girl, BUT.... the lips are a bit overdone.