May 19 2009Jessica Biel: 'No one will hire me because I'm hot.'

coolie

Ummmm, maybe because you aren't that great of an actress.

she's a bitch

"The Illusionist has made a difference"

Well, if she means it's an illusion that she's attractive, well, I admire your honesty, Ms. HorseyMan.

Man, that girl can strip. Loved it. Erection coming up in 5.. 4..

Plus you are dating a gay man. That will hurt you in many circles.

Honey, sweetie, baby, you know I love you! But enough with the misplaced anger, sweetcheeks. You're a closeted lesbian living in a bearded relationship with a barely closeted guy. Take a deep breath. Look inward. You're angry, but it's not about the directors and producers, is it? What? Sure, in a minute you can go back to your weightlifting, but just try to think about what I said, ok?

When you are porking JT you have to take the bad with the worse. It's just how life rolls.

10 reasons to have Nanci Pelosi
1. Attacked the Bush administration for waterboarding terrorists even though she was briefed on the practice and did nothing.

2. Sent a so-called stimulus package to President Obama that was filled with pork and didn’t give members of Congress time even to read it.

3.Vocally opposed the Iraq surge in 2007.

4. Undercut the Bush administration by traveling to Syria and then misstating the Israeli position in talks with Syrian President Bashar Assad.

5. Insisted on using large military aircraft for her own travels, treating the Air Force like her personal airline.

6. Pushed for an increase in the minimum wage that sought to exclude American Samoa, where Del Monte Foods (headquartered in Pelosi’s district) is a major employer.

7. Has failed to effectively police her Democratic caucus with members Jane Harmon (spies and wiretaps scandal), John Murtha (earmarks for contributions) and Charles Rangel (tax evasion) under suspicion for misconduct.

8. Supports reinstating the Fairness Doctrine for broadcasters.

9. Wants to reinstitute the assault-rifle ban and place restrictions on the manufacture, sales and ownership of guns.

10. Despite her Roman Catholic faith, she is rabidly in favor of extending abortion rights.

Or maybe your just not Jewish.

She's slightly above average looking with all of the benefits and support of semi-stardom. I see much prettier women just walking around my local mall.

Jessica, dearest, let's not hide from the truth. A closeup of your ass is MONEY! A closeup of your face is...ugh. We can't put you in a real movie with lots of closeups and have the audience spend the whole time thinking "What IS it? Is it the big teeth or the big mouth or the jawline or what???"

Geez, she seriously thinks she is not getting any good roles cause she is beautiful? Didn't Charlize Theron win an Oscar for an excellent role? And that's just naming one. Shut the fuck up frigid slut, it's enough I have to endure u get to suck on Justin's thingy.

If she doesn't show her tits in that movie, then THAT'S why it went straight to DVD. As it should have.

**Clears throat** to quote the great word miester Richport " she has a face for porn."

I want to see her too, very much. Jessica Beer, prease make ruv to me wrong time.

Sorry Jessica.....you're in Hollywood....if you're NOT a beautiful woman who has perfect features and a size 2 body, then you're not an actress working in LA........get in line - all women you are competing against are beautiful.......maybe they all have something you don't - TALENT.

Yeah, you're too beautiful. *laugh riot*
I can't imagine it has anything to do with the fact that you're not a stellar actress and you've also type-casted yourself as 'the hot chick', and 'the TV actress'.

Hmm. I don't recall Natalie Portman doing that. Get over yourself and bask in the success you DO have. Poor little Jessica Biel is hurt because some casting agent won't see her. My heart bleeds purple piss for you, Jessica.

And whoever posted about the weird teeth/mouth/jawline:

Yeah, really! What IS that?

This reminds me of that time I was watching Mork & Mindy re-runs on February 21, 1998 and thought to myself, 'I have to pee.'

10 reasons "Ted Kennedy's Tumor" posts his off-topic political stuff here:

1. It's too weak to get past the moderators at political sites.
2-10. See #1

She is NOT beautiful ... she has too many teeth for her face (that's why her cheeks are so wide), veneers and too much upper-lip collegen ! Eyes way too small.

CHECK OUT JESSICA IN HUNTER RICHARDS' 'LONDON' SHE CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO ACT.

Showing her bits recently will get her more looks. Guaranteed that many Hollywood types will FAP to that and now want to see her. Guaranteed.

She needs to stop whining and look for a good dramatic role in a movie that happens to have lots of scenes where the leading lady walks away from the camera repeatedly. It will become her signature role.

make me some toast

Um...they won't hire you because you're too beautiful? Bitch please....

either way i would totally bone that ass!!! NAGLAS!!

Best ass in Hollywood.

She said THAT?
Perhaps she should venture to exercise videos.

Honestly, I can kind of see her point. She is so attractive it's almost like she isn't even human. What else would someone as beautiful as she is be doing with her life other than modeling and motion pictures? She can't play the role of a cracked out math teacher because no one would believe it.

She seems kinda tough and the perverts at unholywood don't like that. Someone already said it, that she's not jewish and that hurts. The place is very racist and mostly hires their own kind.
We should ignore Hollywood and form a "whites only" film industry.
Don't like it? This is our country and we built it and bled for it not just manipulated the politicians with dirty money. So just leave and go to your special little sewers overseas or in Hell.

Just sayin'

Maybe she's not getting parts in movies for the same reason nobody from 7th Heaven is getting parts in movies...
umm....because she was in 7th heaven? Just throwing that one out there.

NO! they wont hire you becuase youre the princess of pout, flash those 32's once in a while youll see a difference, same goes for that other sulky broad, whats her face! Alba!

say what?! Keira, Scarlett, Angelina--all beautiful women who obviously have no problem getting roles in Hollywood.

is anyone else seeing the 'chickdowntown' ad??? with the girl with the shoe in her mouth? does anyone else find her face kindof gross??

If by too beautiful she means occasionally looks like a dude then I get why she is having trouble.

Also, 2 words: Chuck & Larry

#9 Correctamundo.

heres a fucking hint

if you dont want to be appreciated for your looks only, stop posing in fashion/men's magazines dipshit

homegirl can't act!! her beauty is all she has...

the only reason she was in chuck and larry was because of the underwear scene!!!!!

This shit reminds of the two ignorant twats who got kicked off an airliner a couple years ago, claiming they were removed because they were "too pretty" and were told they were a distraction to the crew and passengers. Neither of these things had anything to do with being too beautiful. It has to do with a lack of talent in one case and a lack of acceptable behavior in the second. Fucking cunts really need to get over themselves. They should be ignored until they either quietly go away or change their behavior.

She has no talent-ummmmmmmmmmm Michelle Pfiefer is one of the most beautiful women in the world, WITH TALENT!!! Who in the heck does this Jessica think she is??? She should just keep using Justin as her cover cuz we all know she's a lesbian

Too beautiful, or just not talented enough?

Oh and btw, fjords are Norwegian, not Swedish.

newflash jessica, they don't want to see you for auditions because you are a FUCKING SHITTY ACTRESS! it's called wasting their time you retard.

Also Catherine Zeta Jones, Racheel Weise and Jennifer Connely have Osars, ain't no way Jessica Beil could beat any of them in a beauty contest

I hear her career's death rattle right now.

JT is kicking her out of his apt in 5...4....3....2......

@8 TKT, right on man. You forgot:

~~helped get a member of the permanent underclass elected
~~keeps reminding us of the crap W, who we'd just as soon forget, fucked up
~~hates Somoa, a place where REAL conservatives thrive
~~is a woman, so can't be caught in a gay bathroom incident and can't stick a cigar in anyone's pussy without Fish posters saying "cool"
~~helped rout our sorry party for 3 straight years

but you got a bunch of the rest of them right. You like walking on the beach with a good friend and dry humping in the cascading tide? Call me...

I completely agree with her. I can totally relate. I get kicked out of the ladies restroom every time because a couple of ugly skanks can't appreciate my beauty...and my beating off into the sink, but mostly the beauty.

Jessica, you can be beautiful, and beat off into a ladies room sink with me anytime you want.

Ironic that a woman who posed semi nude to get out of her 7th Heaven contract is now complaining about her looks holding her back. Is this what karma looks like?

I'd like to cast her in the role of the dumb little ho who lowers her ample rump down on my throbbing unit.

The fjords are in Norway.

This is what happens when you refuse to slob Woody Allen's knob.

She IS beautiful.

So in the same interview, she's saying she can't get parts because she's too beautiful, and also covets the career of Scarlett Johansson?
Why does she think Scarlett is getting good parts? Does Jessica think Scarlett's not beautiful?

Yeah, nice looking...maybe for a horse.
I'm sorry but she repulses me. I can name thousands of hot women.
She AIN'T one of them.

one word:

horseface

Yeah...cuz there are no beautiful actresses getting cherry roles....

I think the plain looking actresses of the world should rise up and make her ugly so she can get those roles she's being passed over because of her stunning beauty.

Bitch needs a better manager, plain and simple.

And she needs to shut the fuck up.

poor disillusioned Jessica thinking she's in the same echelon of talent [or beyond] of Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson/ yes she's got a body that could stop the world from spinning, but her face is very shrill & hard looking... she's very lucky she's got makeup & great lighting... what's JT doing to her??? oooh, I'm so embarrassed for her... the worst part of the illusionist was watching her act.... is she kidding? awwwww... poor thing....

um... ok morons, not only are fjords in Sweden, AS WELL AS Norway, they're in Iceland too... and many other places in the world...

maybe it's really because she is a stuck-up bitch

Typical ill-informed Yankie: the Fjords are in Norway, not Sweden.

It couldn't possibly be because you can't act and seem perpetually sour, could it?

a) you can't act for shit
b) you really aren't that hot in terms of your body or your face. you are in decent shape, with an okay face and...
c) you are at best a c-list actress whose celebrity is completely manufactured

splah

typical ill-informed yank?!?!??? I'm no yank, thank you very much, and YES NOT ONLY NORWAY-- easy enough to look up... besides, who cares? I'm not having a pissing contest over the goings on in the northern lands with you idiots... this is about uber-talented Jessica Biel & her downtrodden woes... lol

To quote the flamboyant penis-smith RichPort, "... but I find that if you just sweet talk him first, it often slides right in." True story.

Oh, and Fish dude, Biel's not a hot girl, formerly a staple of this site. She's a rather harsh beard, and she may well have a ( substantial ) penis. More Alessandra Ambrosio, less men please!

She thinks she's too beautiful for Hollywood? Now, that is some great logic. That's exactly why I'm not a famous celebrity with bags of money thrown about my mansion-- I must be too beautiful for Hollywood, too. I get it now, thanks!

I'm actually surprised she even considers herself an actress. I thought the word for her was more like "meat".

And thank god, other people agree she's more horsefaced than Mr. Ed...

I thought directors won't hire her cos they've seen her work on 7th Heaven.

She wishes she were beautiful. My anus is better looking than her face.

I love pic #4. A team of make up artists standing around trying to make her look less manish "um this isnt working guys"

DO NOT FOOL YOURSELF!!
(it's the mental part, they don't require NON-TALENTS, folks)

hahah she's a BUTTERFACE probably a man

Jessica Biel and i have the same problem! I'v to comb my hair now!

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Talent! Bah, who needs talent. It's obviously because she's just too beautiful.

Where's she say she's too beautiful? Maybe her shoulders frightened Hollywood. Looks like they went down, though.

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Damn, now I guess she'll just have to do porn. =]

I've never understood why anyone would think she is beautiful? I think she's kind of weird looking personally.

With makeup and lighting, she looks great, no denying..but just like that wench, Eva Longoria (who basically said the same thing a few years ago), no actress who is known (as these two are) doesn't get work because they are "too" hot or too beautiful....it's because they are lacking the acting talent and/or charisma to interest producers......being hot hasn't hurt Angelina or Charlize has it?

what does full of pork even mean?

and since when did being against something (abortion) mean you don't allow others to chose to do it if THEY want to? Hmm.. didn't read the rest of your cr**.

I don't see any quote where she says she is too hot to get roles. When she says it is getting to be a problem, we don't even know what she is responding to based on this or on the US weekly article.