May 9 2009Jessica Alba goes grocery shopping

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She is so tall and hot.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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No, I don't remember when Jessica Alba was the hottest living creature on the planet...EVER

She is so gorgeous!!

Pic 6: Kid's chokin. Thanks for snapping that.

There's nothing more beautiful than a beautiful celebrity out in public and fitting the part. A true talent Jessica has to have to be able to mingle and relate to the everyday shopper. Thanks for keeping it real.

Randal

I get what you mean. I used to think she was the most gorgeous woman walking on earth (especially during her Dark Angel, pre-peroxide days.) I think now she has a baby, looking hot isn't her primary goal in life anymore. She said she hasn't worked out since. And she dresses badly these days. I didn't think I'd say this, but Lindsay Lohan is hotter these days. Even though she has anorexia.

Whatever, tards. She looks like the kid's stupid hot nanny, not its aging, past-her-prime mother. I would come so hard in her her uterus would catch fire. Or something.

Fish & all the rest of you apostates - you are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! She is still the ideal woman - beautiful beyond belief and the stuff of heated late night dreams even as she walks as a mere mortal.

Will she EVER smile again???

Swamp rape.

Gunther out.

I think she's very hot. She has little to no make-up on and is wearing regular clothes. That's how girls normally look and she does it marvellously. When your girl curls up next to you on the couch to watch a movie, she won't dress slutty and apply make-up professionally beforehand (thank God!), she will wear sweats and no make-up. And if she still looks like Jess in these pictures, count your blessings!

Of course, if you never had a girlfriend and only know (read: wank to) women from magazines, you might mistake natural for unattractive.

WHY is she always wearing the big moose puss face ???? She always looks miserable

WHY is she always wearing the big moose puss face ???? She always looks miserable

Shes still hot. The fact that she doesn't wear tranny makeup and 6" stilettos to the grocery store like other celebs doesn't exactly make her dumpy....

Maybe if the freaking paps would leave her alone for 5 minutes she would smile more often. It's just a mom with her little girl grocery shopping, but the assholes have to follow her with cameras everywhere she goes. I would be pissed off too.

Seriously this site is lame, any time you guys put something decent on this site like a nude picture of someone or something remotely funny your BITCH ASSES end up removing it hours to a day later. I am surprised to see that you have Rihanna's nude pictures on here still. Don't worry I am willing to bet you pussy weak bitches will take that down soon to.

However you guys manage to post useless news about Jessica Alba goes shopping!!! WTF

Grow a pair and screw the threats that the "lawyers" make and keep the photos you post on here. I am sick and tired of this and will have to resort to another sleezey gossip site if you guys keep this up.

this post is so maschilist...sad!!!

I think she's still beautiful. She' s just not made up and smiling like she usually is. Put her in a nice outfit and some makeup and she'll be just as pretty as ever.

I get the same sensation. Normally I'd offer to carry her bags to her car in exchange for anal sex but now I'd probably expect her to be handing me my change at the checkout counter where I'd complain that she shorted me 25 cents. She's offer me a blowjob under the counter if I didn't tell the manager and I'd say no thanks, forget it. Then I'd leave with my groceries and not report her.

she was never that hot. but, given the situation, she looks halfway decent here....she always seems like a boring bitch, though.

To the website writer: She's beautiful, and what you call "regular women" are beautiful too. What nature creates is incredible, & unbelievably complex. You'll have a far happier life if you begin to recognise this. Sorry, but you don't sound like a very nice, nor interesting, person at all.

"18. michy - May 9, 2009 4:38 PM

this post is so maschilist...sad!!!"

What the fuck does "maschiist" mean? Were you going for "masochistic"? If so , you just said that the post enjoys inflicting pain upon itself..
Education system fail.

I like here even more now.At least she's not behaving herself as a whiny spoiled actress. It's better for the kid as well.

Kids who grow up with a whole army of nannies around them and they don't understand where groceries come from.You bet they're having later serious issues.

Darth or Sauron are always getting me food.Where do groceries come from?

What is she wearing on her head?

Poor baby. I don't think she's "brown" enough for her.

@23 - masochistic means pleasure in being subjected to pain. It doesn't mean that pain is inflicted by the one who is enjoying said pain. So what Michy might have actually meant was that this post enjoys the pain inflicted by sadists (we the posters).

Education system double fail.

She seems like a sweet girl, and should be happy with a new baby. Perhaps her Mother or Aunts need to talk to her about Post partum depression, or go postal on her hubby.

MILF-ilicious. I'd still hit it, although I'm sure Cash is tired of the same old pussy.

That's the face of a full blown Jeter Herpes outbreak.

die randal!

This bitch is ugly without makeup

Hey #23 and #29, congrats on being grammar police, shut the hell up.

She certainly looks like a miserable bitch in some of these shots. To have gotten every good break in life with minimal acting talent if you can call it that and she should be thanking God every second of the day.

Hopefully the bad attitude doesn't pass to the daughter.

I likes cheese. All sorts o' cheese. Aged cheddar can be very good, but I also git hog wild over dipping good ol' goverment cheese in my leftover packets of Fire sauce from taco bell, mixed with Mickey D's spicy mustard dip. I gotsta say, a fine, cave-aged swiss really dipped my doodle the other day! Boy howdy, and I can say with a certainty that time I had the gorgonzola alfredo sauce on some linguini.....let's just say that sauce wasn't the only white stuff that was dribbled on my clothes that meal! Whoo-heee!!!! Well, I be yappin' ya'lls heads off bout dat cheese, but oooh lordy, does I likes me that cheese!

I'm trying to say, I'm glad the Alba has a fresh-squeezed fuck trophy. I bet that shit was so tight, only a sprinkle of parmesan coulda fit on her fish taco. Buts now that its all blown out from the kin-berthin, I could fit a round of asiago just under that clitasaurus and hold it in place with her labiatuses. Mmmm, an dat be Gooooouda!!!1

She's still hot. Super toned arms, slim body. Yeah, I think most of America's women want to look like her.

Oh, and:

NICE TRAPS HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This bitch is always moody.

Yay, baggy eyes already and she is not even thirty.

What... a... babe

Shes at the fucking supermarket for christs sake. & people wonder why they hate paparazzi.

Why does she reject her Mexican heritage....? Stuck-up bitch, she sure is ugly now.... Adios, senorita. No mas movies for usted.

she has a mustache.

ugh i so used to hate her, but these pictures make me like her. it's nice to see some reality and a celebrity being a good mother.

nice jessica :)

Dear Superfish,

I am a long-time reader, first-time not-anon commenter.

I loathe this woman, from her beady little blank stare to her flabby arms down to her incredibly tasteless slag tag. PLEASE stop acting like this creature is at all attractive. I have honestly seen hotter in actual grocery stores.

@35 - actually that wasn't a grammar issue, it was as word usage or spelling error. the grammar police would tell you to drop a period after "grammar police" and make "shut the hell up" it's own sentence. fuck off.

the grammar police would also tell me that i should have used its rather than it's. Either way you can still fuck off.

Jess looks great ! (Let's face it - my sources report she had to date this 'Flipper' thing for a number of years - and ,like, look at your finger tips sometime after you've spent a long time in the tub.)
And in other news # 92 - #93 on the last Lindsay Lohan thread. Welcome to the site. Unfortunately for you (and me) - I've been dribbling at this site for a number of years now and you haven't. I look forward to some 'blog talk' - as they say in the industry - with you moronic shills - that type of thing, when I've run out of things to do.
My guess is you're still having a few problems with concepts like "free fall collapse speed", "resistance" and that good ol' Newton thing - 'gravity.' Check with the architects and engineers on this link with your concerns of your relevant "conspiracy inside job agenda. Boring, certainly. Incoherent, you bet. Muliple personalities...?"
Hey wait a sec - Is that you - BRANDON M. WITTE ??

And # 93 on the last Lindsay Lohan thread- who the hell is this " Binky/Frank/Cliff/Knee " ???
You've obviously spent too much time on your computer if you've tried to link all those worthy personages together. Like WTF ?
Time to leave the basement - it's spring.
(No offense Aussies and Kiwis etc)

you see the "FEAR" in her eyes?
..............IT'S THE MEXICAN SWINE FLU, folks!!

She is pretty, but the feather headband and sandals look cheap and junky

Holaboo!

Hate to break it to you folks, but she still looks almost exactly the same as she did before. Way to make a big deal out of nothing.

Awe man, she looks like any other regular chick/cow now.

DAMN POPEYE LOOK SWOLLED. BIGGER ARMS THEN OBAMA BABY MAMA. KID DYING THERE IN LAST SHOT.

In the series Dark Angel, at one point the actor tells her she is beautiful. I remember thinking "casting error !!!" I never thought she was anything else but very plain. She does have a high opinion of herself, though.
Boring round brown eyes. Nonexistent eyebrows. Boring round mouth. Nothing special. Yuk.

"What happened?"

My guess is that you're now gay.

OMG how cute is her baby!! Jess looks so tan n gorgeous here, those jeans are a bit unflattering on though

Cripes if I saw a woman in my grocery store who looked like that, I'd pop wood. No doubt about it. No makeup, messy hair, kid in a cart,and she still looks better than 98% of all women in America.

i love this site!!!

i love this site!!!

Never forget how unjust it is to follow people around with cameras and actually stalk them. That is because there is MONEY to be made doing it. And wherever there is MONEY you will find _ _ _ s and their worker drones doing what they are told.
TMZ is dirty and that little runt with the gay gym body (pussy) Harvey Levin is a scavenger of the worst kind ("I'm a lawyah", the little proud leech says!), perpetually sucking his cock-like sugar water throughout the show.

Remember how this nation used to be? When we didn't have vulgarity on the tv? What are these pigs in control of the media doing to us?

#64 - why are you here then? Doesn't your presence here negate your comment? I bet you secretly look through the Enquirer in the checkout line.

Not that I disagree. It must suck to not be able to go grocery shopping without having a camera shoved in your face. I suppose if you didn't like it and you wanted to be in show biz, you should move to Iowa or some shitty state like that where the paparazzi don't live.

@ 23

My bad!!!i just invented a new word!!!sorry in Italian maschilist means male chauvinist!!

Several groceries but where's the case of beer?

who the ef does she thinks she is!!?

Really? Stalking her in her grocery store? Pathetic.

Her face looks like Molly Ringwald's.

Woopty fucking doo. I bet she shits just like the rest of us, too.

Its nice!
Marriage Proposal Ideas

Its really a nice post with nice pictures.
Keep it up.
Engagement Proposal Ideas

Why am I here then? I am not a paparazzit you fucking imbecile. I don't read National Enquirer either, fag. I come here for laughs and to fuck with nitwits like yourself, stupidass.
Now flush the semen out of your ass it's been a long weekend for you.

A tall girl she is. An ordinary tall girl.

i came again

She's still hot. A hot mom, now, too.

@71 of course she does, but it probably tastes like candy.

So sher went grocery shopping.
The last pic, where are her groceries then?????

surprise suprise she has bitchface in a candid photo again

I think she looks great considering she doesn't have 14 layers of make-up plastered all over her face. I'd still hit it. It's actually good to see a celeb just trying to blend in and doing something for themself. Don't they have nannies or carers who shop for them and wipe their arse?

Herpes and now a first kid, the days of Jessica hotness are way over. time for another Jessica.

Yeah, I usually enjoy the commentary on this site, but it's only fun to rip on celebrities when they're skanking it up at premieres or launch parties, not doing grocery shopping with their children. I don't think she likes the paps very much. She looks quite depressed in those photos. I just lost my boner, and it's no fault of hers.

i wish all you guys who agree with what this idiot said good luck with your future wife. because THIS is what a woman looks like naturally. not with a professional hair and makeup artist, and hoochie clothes. if you dont like this then stick with photoshopped pictures of all the "hot" women. you all are so unrealistic.... its sad

Gorgeous gal in shopping

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She'd look waaaaaay better with Arabian googles...

FAATTTT

Just because a mom looks sad or angry or anything other than happy does NOT mean she has postpartum depression. Raising small children isn't all sunshine and happiness for everybody -- most of the time, it's a huge pain in the ass and there's not one goddamn fun thing about it (I have an 11 month old... trust me, I know). Compound that with the fact that she has cameras in her face and I probably wouldn't look so happy, either. No matter how much you love your kid, you can't always be in the best! mood! ever!!! when they're annoying the shit out of you.

That being said, she looks fine to me. I've never liked Jessica Alba, nor thought she was as hot as everyone made her out to be, but I don't think she's "ruined," either. And I'm sick of this attitude that men have towards women -- that once a woman has a kid, she's basically not attractive anymore and not worth some rough, hot sex. It's a shame how narrow-minded some men can be.

Does anyone know where I can get a headband like she is wearing??

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