May 15 2009Janice Dickinson drunk off her ass
Janice Dickinson got drunk off her ass at Nobu Wednesday night and decided to give the paparazzi a little show. This, of course, would've been awesome if she didn't look like Steven Tyler and Madonna had a love child - then raised it under power lines.

Reader Comments
1. Axel - May 15, 2009 12:25 AM
First Maybe. She's gone as
2. first - May 15, 2009 12:25 AM
first!!!!!!!
3. whomever - May 15, 2009 12:25 AM
i hate this bitch so much.
4. dicklint - May 15, 2009 12:31 AM
I think I'd still do her.
5. Obi Wan - May 15, 2009 12:36 AM
Classy.
6. gerard vandenberg - May 15, 2009 12:38 AM
What do you exactly mean by "DATED", folks?
7. LPB - May 15, 2009 12:47 AM
How can she be drunk off her ass when she is an ass?
8. Joel Morgan - May 15, 2009 12:53 AM
Rachael Bilson when she's older ...
9. Melly - May 15, 2009 12:58 AM
I don't know, i still love this bitch!
10. justifiable - May 15, 2009 1:31 AM
Alcohol's a preservative, right?
11. Cartman - May 15, 2009 1:43 AM
What the hell, she looks like she needs a good assfuck.
12. Fati - May 15, 2009 2:09 AM
Drunk women are disgusting. A drunk Janice Dickinson is even more disgusting.
13. Dice - May 15, 2009 2:58 AM
Her body is really quite good considering her age. What is she, like eighty, right?
14. Randall - May 15, 2009 3:11 AM
She looks beautiful and is enjoying life. She has a great fashion sense and her hard work as an entrepreneur in the modeling world and has earned her the right to enjoy a night out. We all should learn from her positive energy and zest for life!
Randall
15. Fati - May 15, 2009 3:45 AM
Рэндал, я люблю тебя.
16. friendlyfires - May 15, 2009 5:04 AM
I hate all drunks - disgusting, out of control, ruins others lives, - very few enjoy alcohol, most ABUSE ALCOHOL - there is a difference - god that women probably smells of stale booze, nicotine and vomit - no class - just a total hee-haw ass.
17. pure.ticking - May 15, 2009 5:48 AM
what the f***
18. Michelle - May 15, 2009 6:57 AM
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
19. Michelle - May 15, 2009 6:57 AM
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
20. Michelle - May 15, 2009 6:57 AM
How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall
21. Darth - May 15, 2009 7:01 AM
Old post.
22. 1moreidiotintheworld - May 15, 2009 7:11 AM
EASIEST FUCKING JOB IN THE WORLD:
Stand outside Nobu every night with a camera. Snap pics of drunken celebs. Sell pics to Tabloids. Laugh all the way to bank.
23. Unub - May 15, 2009 7:13 AM
Can we euthanize this aged cow?
24. Unub - May 15, 2009 7:16 AM
Looks like someone sliced a grapefruit in half & glued the pieces to her chest. Just plain fucking sad.
25. Justme - May 15, 2009 7:32 AM
Haven't we ALL done something off the wall crazy in our life's? We don't know her life nor do we walk in her shoes. She is just giving some people something to talk about.
Keeping it real.
26. Matrim - May 15, 2009 7:41 AM
I'm fairly certain that Dickinson is a complete waste of flesh (and silicone). My opinion has nothing to do with her being drunk, it has to do with the fact that every time I've seen her she's generally being a total fucking scumbag.
27. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 15, 2009 8:11 AM
Move along folks nothing to see here! I'm still scanning the news for duel suicide by her offspring and believe me, the world will sympathize!
28. mikeock - May 15, 2009 8:19 AM
Stay classy, Janice.
Oh, and just so it's said: I'd still let her gargle my balls.
29. Nightbringer - May 15, 2009 8:27 AM
Gross...
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
30. lala - May 15, 2009 8:29 AM
she's hot even drunk
31. Learn How To Make $100/Day Profit with PPC - May 15, 2009 8:36 AM
she is gross, but I would still bang her doggy if i was as drunk as she is here.
32. devilsrain - May 15, 2009 8:47 AM
MASK
33. RichPort's Ghost - May 15, 2009 8:50 AM
Just imagine that face panting over yours...
(shudder)
34. Deacon Jones - May 15, 2009 8:51 AM
I was fine until the implant ripples in last pic.
35. FACE - May 15, 2009 9:21 AM
If this bitch wasnt a D list celeb, she would just be called a fucking lush
36. steven - May 15, 2009 9:22 AM
HORRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!
She makes me puke.
HOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!
37. havoc - May 15, 2009 9:22 AM
No thanks....
.
38. #1h8ter - May 15, 2009 9:27 AM
I get tired of reading that headline......
39. kelly - May 15, 2009 9:38 AM
Love the dress and shoes.
40. lynn - May 15, 2009 10:06 AM
She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.
41. Lucia - May 15, 2009 10:16 AM
Godzilla..!!!.......... I mean.... JANICE ????/
42. gigi - May 15, 2009 11:13 AM
ah Janice, the model in you will never be put down -- even drunk off her a** she's still fieeeeeeeerce [w/ index finger shake]
43. Verez - May 15, 2009 11:20 AM
I don't know... I'd still pound her ass if she offered it to me.
44. F - May 15, 2009 11:43 AM
"Janice Dickinson Drunk Off Her Ass"- Isn't that redundant???
45. dude - May 15, 2009 11:55 AM
Which brings us to our lesson today kids: Don't smoke crack.
Btw #14, you give good Randal, but you gave yourself away and misspelled his name. It's not "Randall", It's "Randal"
(because I beat the "L" out of him once)
46. Zanna - May 15, 2009 12:05 PM
@33- that's what doggy-style is for!
47. Sport - May 15, 2009 12:14 PM
my eyes MY EYES. Get the bleach ahhhhhhh.
48. Britney's weave - May 15, 2009 12:32 PM
I love how newcomers reply to Randall.
49. Schmange@schmange.com - May 15, 2009 12:41 PM
blech.... yup... that pretty much encapsulates my feelings about her.
Maybe add some capital letters and some exclamation points to get my point across.
BLECH!!!!!!
50. Amy - May 15, 2009 12:55 PM
Breast Implant Ripples. Dear Lord.
51. Jackson - May 15, 2009 12:59 PM
You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!
http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/
52. barroom hero - May 15, 2009 1:17 PM
she looks like a trans-sexual...
plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it only makes you look like you opted for a gender re-alignment op...
nasty...
53. Crazy Oldie - May 15, 2009 1:25 PM
hands down one of the must vial people..her body is nasty...when I first saw pics of her I really though she was a post-op trans or something...never could I believe she is a "super model"
54. Jim Lahey - May 15, 2009 1:55 PM
Look at those gloves on her (Pic#2)! She needs to take them off. Isn't it warm where she is?
55. Heroiny - May 15, 2009 4:44 PM
Her bod is OK.
She has the face of a Bassett Hound, though.
56. tom o'finland - May 15, 2009 5:27 PM
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
look out! DUCK
57. larry Jones - May 15, 2009 6:07 PM
No 70 year old broad should look that hot. If half of the 20 year olds waddling around looked that good, the world would be a better place.
58. LEB - May 15, 2009 6:10 PM
She looks amazing for someone her age, but why does she insist on dressing like she's 20? Yes, you've got a great bod. We get it. But grow some class, lady!
59. Superbiggerevil - May 15, 2009 7:03 PM
Other than do a great impersonation of a retarded child...what is this bitch's claim to fame again????
60. Randall'sBoyToy - May 16, 2009 2:33 PM
As always, reading Randall's wise words makes me want to bugger him like the bad boy he is. It will hurt dude just the way you love it so bend over and get hungry.
61. EuroNeckPain - May 16, 2009 2:52 PM
Her face on Pic#7 is not human. Proportions are wrong.
Can't this woman find anything interesting in life, other than pausing and pouting like a stupid little girl ?
62. Lost Lunch - May 17, 2009 6:49 PM
Nasty as fuck. Like Iggy Pop banged a deep-sea fish.
63. Jeriah - May 18, 2009 8:27 PM
>
If you give it to her, Cartman, you better wash your dick before you come to MY house.
64. karlandrew - May 18, 2009 11:12 PM
she still beautiful even when she's drunk
65. wayne_garland - May 24, 2009 8:17 PM
She's a crispy banger. Do dat today or last week, cee up? She likes em ruff ruff. No fur. At the window out.
66. Dale Kinsey - May 26, 2009 3:48 PM
Michigan Westland Flamingo URL Janice is out of control.
67. It's Meh - May 27, 2009 2:15 PM
Holy sh*t! It's Steve Tyler! I love Aerosmith. Man, he looks terrible.
68. Karl - May 29, 2009 2:13 PM
The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir. Yo bitch!!!
69. Mel - May 31, 2009 3:14 PM
I love her :) Always have, always will. She looks way better than any of you ever will and has had a great life.
70. Margo Beatifuldeath - June 1, 2009 3:20 PM
Iggy was known to mate with fishes, yo. It's legend here in his hometown. As for Janice, she has a lot going for her, but seems to have lost her way. Like many of us, I say. Peace.