May 15 2009Janice Dickinson drunk off her ass

Janice Dickinson got drunk off her ass at Nobu Wednesday night and decided to give the paparazzi a little show. This, of course, would've been awesome if she didn't look like Steven Tyler and Madonna had a love child - then raised it under power lines.

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First Maybe. She's gone as

first!!!!!!!

i hate this bitch so much.

I think I'd still do her.

Classy.

What do you exactly mean by "DATED", folks?

How can she be drunk off her ass when she is an ass?

Rachael Bilson when she's older ...

I don't know, i still love this bitch!

Alcohol's a preservative, right?

What the hell, she looks like she needs a good assfuck.

Drunk women are disgusting. A drunk Janice Dickinson is even more disgusting.

Her body is really quite good considering her age. What is she, like eighty, right?

She looks beautiful and is enjoying life. She has a great fashion sense and her hard work as an entrepreneur in the modeling world and has earned her the right to enjoy a night out. We all should learn from her positive energy and zest for life!

Randall

Рэндал, я люблю тебя.

I hate all drunks - disgusting, out of control, ruins others lives, - very few enjoy alcohol, most ABUSE ALCOHOL - there is a difference - god that women probably smells of stale booze, nicotine and vomit - no class - just a total hee-haw ass.

what the f***

How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall

How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall

How much crack did you smoke b4 you wrote that Randall

Old post.

EASIEST FUCKING JOB IN THE WORLD:
Stand outside Nobu every night with a camera. Snap pics of drunken celebs. Sell pics to Tabloids. Laugh all the way to bank.

Can we euthanize this aged cow?

Looks like someone sliced a grapefruit in half & glued the pieces to her chest. Just plain fucking sad.

Haven't we ALL done something off the wall crazy in our life's? We don't know her life nor do we walk in her shoes. She is just giving some people something to talk about.

Keeping it real.

I'm fairly certain that Dickinson is a complete waste of flesh (and silicone). My opinion has nothing to do with her being drunk, it has to do with the fact that every time I've seen her she's generally being a total fucking scumbag.

Move along folks nothing to see here! I'm still scanning the news for duel suicide by her offspring and believe me, the world will sympathize!

Stay classy, Janice.

Oh, and just so it's said: I'd still let her gargle my balls.

Gross...

http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

she's hot even drunk

she is gross, but I would still bang her doggy if i was as drunk as she is here.

MASK

Just imagine that face panting over yours...

(shudder)

I was fine until the implant ripples in last pic.

If this bitch wasnt a D list celeb, she would just be called a fucking lush

HORRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!

She makes me puke.

HOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF!!!!

No thanks....

.

I get tired of reading that headline......

Love the dress and shoes.

She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

Godzilla..!!!.......... I mean.... JANICE ????/

ah Janice, the model in you will never be put down -- even drunk off her a** she's still fieeeeeeeerce [w/ index finger shake]

I don't know... I'd still pound her ass if she offered it to me.

"Janice Dickinson Drunk Off Her Ass"- Isn't that redundant???

Which brings us to our lesson today kids: Don't smoke crack.

Btw #14, you give good Randal, but you gave yourself away and misspelled his name. It's not "Randall", It's "Randal"

(because I beat the "L" out of him once)

@33- that's what doggy-style is for!

my eyes MY EYES. Get the bleach ahhhhhhh.

I love how newcomers reply to Randall.

blech.... yup... that pretty much encapsulates my feelings about her.
Maybe add some capital letters and some exclamation points to get my point across.
BLECH!!!!!!

Breast Implant Ripples. Dear Lord.

You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

she looks like a trans-sexual...

plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it only makes you look like you opted for a gender re-alignment op...

nasty...

hands down one of the must vial people..her body is nasty...when I first saw pics of her I really though she was a post-op trans or something...never could I believe she is a "super model"

Look at those gloves on her (Pic#2)! She needs to take them off. Isn't it warm where she is?

Her bod is OK.

She has the face of a Bassett Hound, though.

if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

look out! DUCK

No 70 year old broad should look that hot. If half of the 20 year olds waddling around looked that good, the world would be a better place.

She looks amazing for someone her age, but why does she insist on dressing like she's 20? Yes, you've got a great bod. We get it. But grow some class, lady!

Other than do a great impersonation of a retarded child...what is this bitch's claim to fame again????

As always, reading Randall's wise words makes me want to bugger him like the bad boy he is. It will hurt dude just the way you love it so bend over and get hungry.

Her face on Pic#7 is not human. Proportions are wrong.
Can't this woman find anything interesting in life, other than pausing and pouting like a stupid little girl ?

Nasty as fuck. Like Iggy Pop banged a deep-sea fish.

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If you give it to her, Cartman, you better wash your dick before you come to MY house.

she still beautiful even when she's drunk

She's a crispy banger. Do dat today or last week, cee up? She likes em ruff ruff. No fur. At the window out.

Michigan Westland Flamingo URL Janice is out of control.

Holy sh*t! It's Steve Tyler! I love Aerosmith. Man, he looks terrible.

The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir. Yo bitch!!!

I love her :) Always have, always will. She looks way better than any of you ever will and has had a great life.

Iggy was known to mate with fishes, yo. It's legend here in his hometown. As for Janice, she has a lot going for her, but seems to have lost her way. Like many of us, I say. Peace.

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