May 15 2009Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast

How does this chick remain relevant? She looks like she's 40

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Those legs could crack coconuts! Or my nuts...

Wow. She has an awesome ass.

@2 - which nuts, Rich? C'mon.........say it.......say it!

Love the pig tails. Grab them and go for a ride.

Shes cute
and I have ABSOLUTELY no idea who the Hell she is

I thought this was a "CELEBRITY Gossip Site"!

i'm wondering when her hair is going to finally fall out from bleaching it for all these years. when will chicks realize that doesn't look good!

pic #4 im imagining the elasticity and storage capacity in that heiny must be unreal! im getting weak in the knees as i type....

One in the pink and one in the stink.

Tissit!

#4 - (ahem) DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!!!

Now there's the perfect girl for a morning pee.

Shes smart! she chose 2 dogs to stand next too...

i would bang that ass until i passed out. and then go right back for more once i regained consciousness.

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It does not matter how old one is to be relevant. The point is that she got famous for banging a very old man in his 80s yikes!

She might just want to do charity to stay in the public eye.

Holly Madison: Bikini Enthusiast and big hard implants and an ugly gap where her cleavage should be.

You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

I wouldn't do her with Rich's dick. Bleeechhhh.............fake tits suck!

You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

Scratch that. I wouldn't do her with pOnk's dick. And I would happily throw hi Barney Rubble looking ass in front of a bus.

Like the pooper!

Ahh, I miss my ex. Her body was just like that, except olive toned, shorter, and she was Philipino

Now she's a stripper at the Velvet Rhino in Vegas.

THE HUMANNNIITYYYY !!!

she is very good looking. I wonder how she would look with darker hair tho...sexy!

she looks like trailor trash...

Fake tits.. fake hair.. fake face.. fake teeth.. this chick's brain is so warped she's going to commit suicide when she gets three wrinkles..

Holly, Dawn Wells called. She'd like you to stay out of her Gilligan's Island memorabilia.

I thought Holly was busted, then I saw the 2 Vegas showgirls next to her in picture #12. Good lord!

Don t you love a chick pulling her shorts out of her crack..I would do her on a 3 days week-end

who is she . ...wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

who is she . ...wernt she on HEE HAW cuple yers back?

ewww....she's like, totally disgustINNNG....

Why can't men appreciate women for their nonstop complaining/nagging?

Why do we need great bodies and huge fake tits to be tolerable?

Homina homina, that is a bad bitch.

At least she's still getting work? I loved her and Heff together...the twins he has as his girls now are just disgusting...

She is so sexy, and I saw her profile on
____T a l l h u b . c o m_____,she is welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models there. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

Not usually into the plastic, fake as hell looking celebutard bims roaming the streets of L.A., but something about this chick just does it for me.

@11- YESSSSSSS!

GUYYYYYYYYYY!!!1

She's so cute....I'm so sad her and Hef are over, but I'm not giving up hope that they'll reconcile. :0(

I'd do bad things to her pottie hole.

That is not a great ass, that's an old ass. Her face looks ok, but the woman is a bitch, so getting it would come with a hefty price. Those knockers are gross. She's alright if you're an old dude, and then, like I siad, the price is too high. This chick is gonna have kids in a month. Shes done now already.

Look at her in that last picture...that's a damn fine ass. If it's an old ass to you it's because your a fucking pedophile.

Life since Hef has been rather pathetic, I;d say. With Criss Angel, then rumored to be with Russell Brand. And now stumping for lame bikini parties in Vegas. Seriously, I understand the need to get paid for doing nothing other than showing up, but it is rather pathetic. She is almost over.

some of you people are so superficial. hahaha.

Who cares what her ass looks like on the outside? Inside, it's hot and tight. That's what really counts.

What a difference makeup makes. She looks cute.

Churin churin fun flay

That has got to be the most unflattering swimsuit on her. Yikes!

It's chicks like this that make me determined to raise the $12,000 I need to have a night of sin and escorts.

Watchout world, Phil's back on the prowl! Even though, to be honest, there's not much to watch out for.

no seriously I ll do any bitch that get ole'Hef mr juicy going...shit the thing must be dry by now

She looks good. But that bikini top is really unflattering.

37 are you a retard?

She looks like Gwen Stefani except with tits. Yummmmm.

She looks great in a bikini.Did anybody tell her this before?

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I first thought she recieved her swimming certificate but now i see it's a Guiness Book of Records certificate!

Might be a tranny ---calf muscle, need for a huge implant gives it away. Now add add huge hands and feet !

Wow, totally fits how she wears a necklace with a crucifix on it. She and her fake rack are so holy...

I like that bikini much better than that last she had on from Ed von Dutchy or whoever,

she's hot, but i really can't tell her apart from any other pamela anderson wannabe that hollywood is so saturated with.

she's hot, but i really can't tell her apart from any other pamela anderson wannabe that hollywood is so saturated with.

"Ahh, I miss my ex. Her body was just like that, except olive toned, shorter, and she was Philipino"

Phllipinos are some ugly looking people. Like little Asian monkeys!

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isn't that handbag *so* 2003? come on get with the program, it's 2009, no one carries those anymore. that said, i think she looks the best here than i've ever seen her.

well she looks better than she did recently where she had massive dark roots and was sweaty looking but still. she needs to stop being the bleached blonde hef loves, or stop painting her nails black if she insists on being blonde and it highlights the differnce between her eyebrowws and her hair, and just play being a hot bodied lass.

I don't think she is very attractive at all. I wouldn't touch her if she paid me. Ok, I'm full of it, nice bikini.

she's pretty. maybe typical, but her pre- nose job face was not as attractive.

awfulplasticsurgery.com has her pre-op pics.

Fake tits? God, who gives a shit? She also has botox going on in her forehead, I dont hear anything about that.

for a dime a dozen chick she's done okay.

So that's what an old gold digger looks like when exposed to the sunlight. Those wrinkles will only get deeper and more numerous Holly. Fame is fleeting when your only talent is having sex with an 80 year old geezer and letting him drool all over the implants he bought you. Keep an eye over your sholder Holly, there's always another prettier, smarter, more talented hottie coming along to replace ya.

Hey did you guys hear about Holly Madison? Somebody told me she goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to her house and choke her in the shower.

be honest: WHAT "ELSE" IS THERE, folks?

OMG look at the girl standing behind Holly's right in the yellow bottoms! I don't want to be mean but she looks a bit out of place doesn't she?!

Yeah, she will definitely make a nice edition to ANY parade in the USA, or the world for that matter!!

I wanna see camel-toe... Give me camel-toe, or give me death. To camel-toe, or not to camel-toe, that is the question. Four score, and seven camel-toes, our fore fathers set forth to create... Ask not what your camel-toe can do for you, but what you can do for your camel-toe.

Looks great in bikini

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Wow!she's so sexy on her bikini.

Hello!

i'd love to be her bikini bottom!!!!

Awsome Body. Nice smile.

I like her wicked attractive varicose veins on her legs.

pic #1 her armpit looks like a vagina

Nothing nastier than a fake blonde with a big stinky thick black bush. Yeah the dark eyebrows make sense. Whore for letting that nasty old perverted fuck wip his limp dick out on her. I bet she had to suck it (piss odor and all) for a loooooong time to get him to come his feeble drops.

I'm not a fan but that's a great-looking bikini.

LOL....Really not sure about that! She used to be good! and all my hot and sincere friends on " ___ Tall mingle . C O M ___ " loved her! and she's popular on the site; so, what happened?

She looks great--but yeah, that hair.....it's really shitty looking and I FUCKING HATE CROSS NECKLACES!!! Fuckin' take that shit off, bitch, you ain't no Christian!

"It's chicks like this that make me determined to raise the $12,000 I need to have a night of sin and escorts."

You don't need $12,000, man. If you can afford a plane ticket to a 3rd world country, you wouldn't be able to spend $1,000 in one night on strong booze and hot hookers. The ladies you'd have would even be more fuckable than Ms. Madison here. Just be sure you have a solid grasp of the local language, or you'll be spotted as an obvious foreigner, and be cheated out of some ca$h. And be sure to wear a rubber.

I love it when cheap whores wear crosses around their necks. My favorite is the porn whores that wear their cross while they are fucking 4 guys and get nut all over their face and neck.

"Fuckin' take that shit off, bitch, you ain't no Christian!"

Perfect.

Who's this greasy blonde?

"Fuckin' take that shit off, bitch, you ain't no Christian!"

...I love that so much. and I agree.

Doesn't she know that crab louse can be treated?

Are you blind? she is one ugly bitch.

WoW.... Maybe U don’t know, some guys are ho-oking up with those se-xy models on the interesting club ____See king Tall @C o M___ , whatever U are fans or not, just have a try. You will find much fun

I would get the GUINESS record fro the most jizz expelled on one woman,,mmmmmm!!

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'Frank' from 16th Floor : Hi everybody, I'm over at Knee's. He's on 17 - I'm down on 16 - (good view of the street.)
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. So 'Frank' - I understwand you pen this link storwee here for New York Times.
'Frank' from 16th Floor : Errr. Right. What your point here Knee?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So. 'Frank'. When you say at the end there :
"But the 9/11 investigation did illuminate how, a month after Bush received an intelligence brief titled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.,” 3,000 Americans were slaughtered on his and Cheney’s watch. If the Obama administration really wants to move on from the dark Bush era, it will need a new commission, backed up by serious law enforcement, to shed light on where every body is buried."
I just wondering 'Frank' - What you twying to say here exactwee?
Inside job ?

59 You racist pig-fucker............oh, shit.......my BAD! I totally agree.

Ya'll know what I don't like about this lady? She is attractive. But, she is also someone that I (lil ol me) could pick up in a bar.

nuff sed

Why hasn't there been any updates in such a long time???

I'm tired of looking at Holly

Photo 4 shows that her ass cheeks are getting a bit flappy.

I don't know if anyone else noticed, but this chick has some really short legs.

Hmm...

....she's pretty slutty lookin', what with her gutter whore bleach blonde hair, the cellulite, the unflattering 'kini and those really shitty lookin' high heels.

She reminds me of the Saturday night hookers on a hot August night yellin' out "only twennie-fi' dolluhs, hunnee an' y'all can have all dis!"

She looks like sexual diseases for the rest of one's life.

Yeesh!

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Yes she looks like the slut she really is. These ads are stupid.
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She's one hot piece of ass; I'd do her...

Shouldn't she peeking out of a water tower on the side of the tracks in some po-dunk town?

woah. im just surprised she has a BOOTY!

shes like a mini serena... ya kno... thats white.

I think she would look lovely laid out on some nice bamboo sheets

She makes me want to throw up.
Seriously. It's something about her face being really small, and her head being really large.
It just isn't right. It makes me want to barf.
Plus, she's completely cheap plastic, which is sooooo flammable.

An ordinary girl. I wouldn`t mind....

Her ass looks like a sloppy joe in picture 4..I love sloppy joes and by the looks of it so does she.

Oh well...What can I say!

Nice body :-) In one photo she is looking at belly ...

Good pose. Overall looking great but scope was there to improvise the sexy image by little bit of facial expression. After all she is hosting a bikini centric festival! Right?