May 19 2009Hayden Panettiere in a bikini
Here's Hayden Panettiere sunbathing in Cannes with her new boyfriend Steve Jones. Words can't even describe the whirlwind of emotions in my head right now, so I'll let the chorus to Live's "Lightning Crashes" express how I feel:
Oh now feel it comin' back again
Like a rollin' thunder chasing the wind
Forces pullin' from the center of the earth again
I can feel it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, she's been working out.

Reader Comments
1. Canne - May 19, 2009 11:10 AM
Midget first!
2. Dpwhitey - May 19, 2009 11:11 AM
LAST CUNTS!!
3. marge - May 19, 2009 11:11 AM
her boobs look like pecs...
4. Dpwhitey - May 19, 2009 11:12 AM
LAST CUNTS!!
5. sim - May 19, 2009 11:13 AM
her boyfriend has boobs
6. kate - May 19, 2009 11:13 AM
Wow she's looking very skinny here.
7. kate - May 19, 2009 11:13 AM
Wow she's looking very skinny here.
8. andy7171 - May 19, 2009 11:15 AM
cant wait to hear someone call her fat
9. James - May 19, 2009 11:19 AM
Is that a new tattoo along her side? They put sunscreen on it so it must be fresh, right?
10. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - May 19, 2009 11:21 AM
she's got weird boobs. what a fat ass too. like midget kind of fat. she's all stubby and stuff. i hate people who cant control their freaking eating. gross.
11. The Observer - May 19, 2009 11:21 AM
There are two reasons why she looks so hot here.
1) She's not dressed like a complete and utter moron
2) She's not wearing hideous makeup like a complete and utter moron
We haven't seen this side of her in quite a long time.
12. Joey - May 19, 2009 11:22 AM
Damn!! She is fat!!
13. joe - May 19, 2009 11:25 AM
Who's the dude rubbing lotion on her? And why is he wearing a bikini top?
14. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 19, 2009 11:26 AM
I wanna smell those panties!
15. Max Planck - May 19, 2009 11:26 AM
What's written down the side..."Refrigerate after opening?"
16. RichPort's Ghost - May 19, 2009 11:34 AM
Ride me, cowgirl...
17. Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday - May 19, 2009 11:38 AM
i would like to tap that ass.
18. Scott - May 19, 2009 11:46 AM
Dear Superficial Writer:
Thank you for all your humanitarian work. You may have saved a life with these photos.
Damn she's hot!
19. Rich Simmons - May 19, 2009 11:52 AM
"She's been working out."
Like she has something else to do? She's an "actress." Her job is to look good followed by
a. Getting artistically naked when she is starting to lose her looks (in her case I give it 4 years) and feels the need to get some news-time,
b. Have an addiction problem after the nude spread doesn't bring in the $'s that she thought it would.
c. Have a shitty marriage, preferably including domestic abuse, to get more time in front of the cameras
d. Throw a temper tantrum about how Hollywood doesn't make serious movies anymore, and how they are only interested in youth.
e. Catch a fatal disease, and even then milk every second of that into ratings - right up until you actually die... a D-Lister.
Optional: you can have (b) and (c) as often as you'd like, throughout your "career."
This chick is 100% flash in the pan (but hittable). Watch her crash and burn her way through the cycle...
20. Sam - May 19, 2009 11:58 AM
She needs a specialty top. Bikini tops are designed to fit breasts (tear-drop), not pecs (square). That's why hers fits so poorly. Maybe Kramer and Frank Costanza could send her a manzierre (or a bro).
21. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 19, 2009 12:05 PM
Hayden Puffytiere is missing some toes in these pics! who do i blame for this? you fish?
22. Unub - May 19, 2009 12:11 PM
@19 for president, you're absolutely correct.
You can already tell she's going to be a pudgy little thing as she ages.
She's already got the mommy tummy thing going at age 21 or whatever... how sad, when your only fucking job is to work out & look good & you can't even deliver on that.
Word has it that she's also a chain smoker & a party drunk (not habitual, but at parties she loses it), so she's got that going for her.
and oh yeah #8 - she's a sow. now shut up & go back to playing with your Wii.
23. Sheva - May 19, 2009 12:13 PM
Shots are all planted obviously since they don't show her thick lower body. No accident.
But she's looking really good for a smurf.
24. Pnuematic Jackhammer - May 19, 2009 12:15 PM
I love her taut ass.
She is hot and solid, I bet she could ride a pnuematic jackhammer for hours.
25. Crazy Oldie - May 19, 2009 12:18 PM
she has a boyish look to her.
26. More - May 19, 2009 12:20 PM
#19, don't forget the whole Game Show phase of her pitiful career.
27. SoTe - May 19, 2009 12:21 PM
I can't believe some people here are saying she is fat... where??? Insane. She's looking good, better than I've ever seen her before. Good for her.
28. PR - May 19, 2009 12:25 PM
Definitely has been working out, she looks really cute!
29. lizzy - May 19, 2009 12:27 PM
wow, people that are saying anything negative about her are absolutely insane.
she has had a successful career thus far on heroes.
her body is in great shape.
where is everyone coming up with all these bad things about her? how can anyone call her fat? she is tight, tiny and tone!
30. chupacabra - May 19, 2009 12:28 PM
isn't she still technically a teenager? Man, I would have never been allowed to go vacation on a yacht with my boyfriend when I was a teen. Jesus christ. The times have changed!
31. johnny twotoes - May 19, 2009 12:30 PM
i'd hit it
32. Red Bull - May 19, 2009 12:37 PM
I don't understand how any guy could not think she is smoking hot. I mean, I understand why girls don't like her, because she's hot and rich and famous and fucks every guy she wants, but the guys I really don't get. She is fucking HOTTTT.
33. Miniature Workout Partner - May 19, 2009 12:38 PM
So Hayden, what you benchin' now, anyway?
34. B - May 19, 2009 12:42 PM
Shes sucking it in something fierce. oh silly boys...you are so easily fooled...
35. No Bull - May 19, 2009 12:45 PM
How can any guy not think she's smoking hot? Well, let's see - I like breasts, not chest muscles; I like to see a waist, not a a belly button on a square body; I prefer a girl with non-East German shoulders; and, oh yeah, I've never had a thing for midgets and their oddly bulging limbs.
So, basically, that's how.
36. GOT MILK? - May 19, 2009 12:45 PM
I love the fact that she got a tattoo that can only be read properly when she´s doggy stlyle.
I think it says a lot about her personality ;)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
37. George W bush - May 19, 2009 12:46 PM
She looks like one of the Olsen twins with a little less "I'll feed your drug addiction and let you die in my apartment" and a little more "built like a fire plug but needs to get banged all night"! Seriously, the picture where she is bent over waiting for it doggy style is noce.
38. andy7171 - May 19, 2009 12:49 PM
Going on a nine year acting career is one he11 of a flash in the pan. LOL
39. Jimbo - May 19, 2009 12:51 PM
I wonder how midget tastes??
40. FRIST!!! - May 19, 2009 1:02 PM
Like chicken, Jimbo..they taste like chicken
41. Shecky - May 19, 2009 1:03 PM
Are they trying to close that opening on her side with spackle?? I think that is where the fat girl is trying to crawl out.
42. gogogo - May 19, 2009 1:04 PM
How come she hasn't been cast as a gymnast? They should remake Gymkata or American Anthem and just stick her in there some where.
43. andy7171 - May 19, 2009 1:11 PM
#42 watch any of the Bring It On movies?
44. Sofia - May 19, 2009 1:13 PM
damn, she's BUTCH!
45. havoc - May 19, 2009 1:14 PM
Damn, the things I would do to her.....
.
46. Shane - May 19, 2009 1:14 PM
I really like small cute chicks like her. You can flip her around & toss her about in bed with little effort . Kind of like midget tossing seps much better
47. Billybob - May 19, 2009 1:22 PM
the REALLY best part about small women is that my 6 1/2" looks and feels like 9" or 10" to her
48. mafme - May 19, 2009 1:35 PM
Fat? Seriously? Are you insane?
49. mr. peebles - May 19, 2009 1:53 PM
I'd like to stick her in a monkey cage, feed her monkey chow & and toss her the odd peanut.
50. pavmentaled - May 19, 2009 2:06 PM
DUDE... HOT
51. Kelley - May 19, 2009 2:07 PM
Such a little poser ... she's getting as bad as Paris Hilton, with very conceited personality to match. Nice shot of you sticking out your ass for the paparazzi.
52. mikeock - May 19, 2009 2:23 PM
I'd love to bang that munchkin
53. mikeock - May 19, 2009 2:24 PM
Jesus look at the tightness of that ass!!!!!!!!!
54. Sheva = Mimi - May 19, 2009 3:07 PM
Hello mimi it's been a while hasn't it?
Hayden is as are all actors and actresses a worthless whore.
55. James - May 19, 2009 3:11 PM
Hot that was really hot!
I love her so much
http://www.armyshop-online.de
56. Patrick - May 19, 2009 3:11 PM
In that down-on-all-fours pic, she looks like she has an extra arm coming out of her stomach. What's up with that?
57. Max Fuchs - May 19, 2009 3:11 PM
Hot that was really hot!
I love her so much
http://www.armyshop-online.de
58. Pat - May 19, 2009 3:34 PM
What's midget-Schwarzenegger doing back on top?
59. Jim Beam - May 19, 2009 3:39 PM
I'd do her!!!
60. Lord Atama - May 19, 2009 3:45 PM
She looked better when she was soft and pudgy.
61. ginkfist - May 19, 2009 3:59 PM
remember the titans!!
62. consumist - May 19, 2009 4:09 PM
uh, wait, are those tits on her boyfriend???? or is that her mom. And who wrote down her back in marker. She's going to be a bit of a podge in a few years, she'll make Britney (remember her?) look positively slim!
63. gotmilk? - May 19, 2009 4:24 PM
whoa, i thought that was brett michaels!
64. Galtacticus - May 19, 2009 4:40 PM
I see a giant hat with legs.Is this Hayden Panettiere?
65. SoTe - May 19, 2009 4:44 PM
I just checked the pics again and her tattoo reads "Vivere senza rimipianti" which means "Live without regret" in Italian. The thing is, regret is spelled rimpianti and not rimipianti. hahahaha
66. Rhialto - May 19, 2009 4:45 PM
Did Beyonce borrow her shirt too?
67. SoTe - May 19, 2009 4:46 PM
You should always triple check the spelling of a tattoo if it's going to be in a foreign language honey.
68. Darth - May 19, 2009 4:56 PM
I haven't seen a footrest like this before.Oh wait,it's Hayden Panettiere on all fours.
69. Howard TD - May 19, 2009 4:59 PM
Ahahaha RIMIPIANTI
70. PunkA - May 19, 2009 5:11 PM
Wow, I'd actually stick that dwarf in the pooper if she could handle it. She looks nice and tight in those photos. Well done, little nympho.
71. The DUDE - May 19, 2009 5:20 PM
here's what Milo's been up to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY7eC1V-swY
72. Spy Hunter for nes - May 19, 2009 6:16 PM
Does she eat lemons so her pussy tastes good? Probably not.
73. stephanie - May 19, 2009 7:20 PM
Live's "Lightning Crashes"---hahahaha! awesome.
74. sara - May 19, 2009 7:22 PM
Gross. if i wanted to fuck a little boy then i'd go visit Hayden. Why does everyone think she's so hot? Even with her ass up in the air like that, i still find her....very....not ....sexy......
CAN WE GET SOME MEGAN FOX UP IN THIS BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!!? She's a real woman! And def some more Robert Pattinson.....
...Thanks.....
75. labe - May 19, 2009 7:33 PM
74. i totally agree she looks like a little boy who decided to start working out early. if i fucked her i would probably feel like a pedophile.......... and gay.
76. shey - May 19, 2009 7:37 PM
if you guys think shes hot you should come by my house.
77. shey - May 19, 2009 7:39 PM
if you guys think shes hot you should come by my house.
78. casualencounters.com/blog/ - May 19, 2009 7:43 PM
No idea who this fat bint is.
79. B - May 19, 2009 8:12 PM
cute face, but soo short =(
80. Pilatunes - May 19, 2009 8:22 PM
Not a single good buttshot? Someone is fired.
81. beeotch - May 19, 2009 8:37 PM
Is it me or are her arms too short for the rest of her body????
82. C Lames - May 19, 2009 8:48 PM
i'd hit it after a couple
83. bikini video - May 19, 2009 9:14 PM
sexyy biinii girll :)
84. M - May 19, 2009 9:56 PM
@81: yes.
i was wondering if she was a gymnast or violin player.
85. spud - May 19, 2009 11:02 PM
Ugh, god she's fat an ugly. Not only would I not fuck that, i wouldnt even shove a stick in there.
86. DJ Tanner - May 19, 2009 11:05 PM
I've seen her in a bikini in person, and yeah, she's damn hot. You'd be surprised what "imperfections" you don't notice in that context.
87. >ThisGuy< - May 19, 2009 11:44 PM
This girl is very sexy and I the only reason anyone gives her grief is because they are jealous hateful people.
Seriously, you stand on a pedestal to judge as though you are a perfect soul, made without equal without any imperfections?
I pity you all as only the shallow and narrow minded could be so hateful.
88. gerard vandenberg - May 19, 2009 11:49 PM
We're touring "PAEDOPHILIA", folks?
89. mystique - May 20, 2009 3:18 AM
if you think that's hot, check this out!!
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
MUST SEE!!
90. Narcissist - May 20, 2009 5:20 AM
Cute. Cuter than the spike putting lotion on that skanktoo.
91. fun for all - May 20, 2009 7:10 AM
sexy bikini gal
want more click name
92. me - May 20, 2009 8:08 AM
Its funny that they use the Live song about the singers girlfriend dying during childbirth to explain this picture.
Wait....no its not.
93. A.j - May 20, 2009 11:35 AM
Hot!!hot!! i wanna do her, even though i'm too old..haha >hellogeniuses@gmail.com<
94. Bigo - May 20, 2009 1:59 PM
Fish, why don't you post the pictures before this? The ones where Hayden is wearing a green bikini... and it looks like her bikini front is going to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check it out by clicking on my name or copy this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1184253/My-Hero-So-Hayden-Panettiere-T4-dreamboat-Steve-Jones-dating--sunbathe-yacht-Cannes.html
95. Bigo - May 20, 2009 2:03 PM
She's got a fat pussy
96. The Listener - May 20, 2009 4:35 PM
#88 Gerard. She's 19. Legal.
Nice body, nice shape, well toned. And REAL BOOBS. Gotta love it.
97. The Listener - May 20, 2009 4:41 PM
#88 Gerard, she's 19. Legal.
Nice slender and shapely body with REAL boobs. Gotta love it.
98. The Listener - May 20, 2009 4:43 PM
#88 Gerard, she's 19. Legal.
Nice slender and shapely body with REAL boobs. Gotta love it.
99. AreYouPeopleBlind? - May 20, 2009 6:44 PM
She is beautiful! What is everyone's problem?
100. Reality check - May 20, 2009 10:43 PM
My god she needs to shave her bush down there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He pussy can't be that fat.
Oh and as much as i hate this girl, her body is looking hotter than usual here. WAY better than those new Britney's bikini shots, Hayden is slimmer and more petite, me likey. She has pecs and is muscular, but in a leaner way, her frame is skinnier.
101. Reality check - May 20, 2009 10:45 PM
I can actually see Hayden's ribs (tiny waist) and her calves aren't the size of a linebacker!! My god, can't believe i am supporting Hayden, blashpemy!!! But truth is, her body is looking better than Britney's, so sad. I wonder if britney will ever see the days of 2002 again.
102. Mr Semprini - May 20, 2009 11:54 PM
Fish, you are like a philanthropist! A Philandrophish!
ROCK ON!
oww jumped too high. MA You gotta fix the light again! MA? MA?
mommy?
103. Nats - May 21, 2009 8:29 AM
that bikini cost £130.. more money than brains
104. andrea - May 21, 2009 2:58 PM
Guys her Tatoo has a Grammar mistake its on all the Italian News She wrote Vivere senza Rimipianti instead of RIMPIANTI with just three i's not 4!!! Fuckin hell i cannot believe that a Millionaire and an actrees that's as wel of italian Origin makes these mistakes... Must be so Embarassing let the world know you are an Ignorant (with Money...)!
105. Jeff - May 21, 2009 9:13 PM
Stupid twat spelled her tat wrong. Next time proofread the stencil you stupid, talentless waste of space.
106. RtSS - May 22, 2009 3:52 AM
Wow... I'd hit that big-time. Especially when she's down on all fours, look at that tight round ass of hers. Slip those bikini bottoms to the side just a bit, and look what we have her, an amusement park with two tunnels to enter. I'd ride both of those rides multiple times. And then move to the mouth and give her an oral exam.
107. tabacchifc - May 22, 2009 2:54 PM
it's true, what a shame... vivere senza rimipianti... too many "i"!!!! con tutti gli italiani che ci sono in america, da chi ti sei fatta consigliare? ridicolo
108. tabacchifc - May 22, 2009 2:57 PM
it's true, what a shame... vivere senza rimipianti... too many "i"!!!! con tutti gli italiani che ci sono in america, da chi ti sei fatta consigliare? ridicolo
109. herbiefrog - May 23, 2009 10:48 AM
so woz he good ?
110. sada - May 23, 2009 5:54 PM
the spelling is NOT wrong...
111. AOOOOGA - May 24, 2009 4:44 PM
Yo she's all stubby! She looks like Quato from Total Recall! Except with a cowboy hat!
no offense, Hayden! Call me!
112. anon - May 24, 2009 4:45 PM
Hey Hayden! Give a salad a try!
113. Dread not - May 25, 2009 1:47 PM
Looks like she's been eating chocolate. Dur, what's that mean? Dur. Yeah, I'm sure she's been "working out" Can't you tell? Hayden looks so calm and serene. These are superior pictures of her, dur. Nice tat, Hay. Tried to quell that swirling self image by carving it on your skin, huh? Yeah, nice job, Ace! I'm sure that will help, "sell it."
114. L - May 26, 2009 3:48 PM
If shes fat, Id like to know what your girlfriends/wives look like...assuming you even have one
115. arroyo - May 26, 2009 11:19 PM
Seriously, isn't it time for a sex tape?
116. Sara - June 4, 2009 6:50 AM
It's fantastic to have a wrong tatoo. She has in her back "vivere senza rimipianti!, but in italian is VIVERE SENZA RIMPIANTI...ahahhahaha....
117. JessPlumPear - July 2, 2009 11:25 AM
She has the shortest arms I've ever seen.