May 13 2009Hayden Panettiere continues banging Hollywood
Here's Hayden Panettiere leaving Nobu last night where she hopped into a car with 30-year-old Welsh actor Steve Jones. I don't really know who or what a Steve Jones is, but for anyone out there still pining for Hayden, she's basically banging anyone with an accent or old enough to remember that episode of ThunderCats when Snarf drove the tank. Fortunately, I fall into both categories. Mates.

Reader Comments
1. Famous Plastic - May 13, 2009 1:26 PM
Snarf Snarf Snarf
2. MrV - May 13, 2009 1:26 PM
Wooot i remember thundercats and i am dutch so i got both covered! :D
3. Deacon Jones - May 13, 2009 1:36 PM
Good. She's learning her role.
Lay on back, spread legs.
4. richbike - May 13, 2009 1:37 PM
Little munchkin bitch.
5. JAMEY - May 13, 2009 1:42 PM
steve jones is a tv presenter on T4 in the uk...like a teen interest show on Channel 4, he porks all the celebs it seems
6. dude - May 13, 2009 1:43 PM
I would have a moral dilemma using a condom with someone who is the size of a condom.
7. Zanna - May 13, 2009 1:44 PM
Just look at her. She is practicing abstinence. That fucking whore.
8. Lolocaust - May 13, 2009 1:49 PM
If she's willing to jump into a threesome with Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox, I'll pay to see every movie she ever makes.
9. mikeock - May 13, 2009 1:52 PM
There's nothing wrong with a little gnome humping.
10. RichPort's Ghost - May 13, 2009 1:58 PM
I bet they're on their way to Bristol Palin's hotel... slobber, slobber, munch, munch...
11. neil langley - May 13, 2009 1:59 PM
Steve Jones again bangs someone i think is hot. I reckon if Steve Jones and Russel Brand have shagged every woman alive between them.
12. chupacabra - May 13, 2009 2:00 PM
Those pants look bad on short, squat dense legged midgets like her.
Also, that guy is fugly. just sayin.
13. Lacey - May 13, 2009 2:12 PM
Didn't she just do some sort of campaign for teen abstinence???? Hello, wtf is she doing! Fucking hypocrite!
14. Some Girl - May 13, 2009 3:05 PM
So, riding in a car with someone=having sex?
I think she looks really cute. Just saying...
15. Hefe - May 13, 2009 3:09 PM
It rules that this smokin hot midget is spreading her legs like crazy.
I love it.
16. whatever, yo - May 13, 2009 3:14 PM
she probably has daddy issues, that's why she goes for teh older guys
17. marge - May 13, 2009 3:19 PM
wow... she's looks like 30. How old is she supposed to be? 16? 17?
18. lola - May 13, 2009 4:51 PM
I hate her, but please stop with the "midget" jokes. She is the same height as me (too tall be a little person) and everyone thinks it is adorable. Being a short girl is like being a tall guy: opposites attract. All the short girls out there who have low self esteem - look at Asia. A petite woman is the pinnacle of beauty. Be proud. No matter what you have make the most of it.
19. The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke - May 13, 2009 5:12 PM
Today's lesson:
Hayden = HOTT, Steve = NOT HOTT
Don't get it twisted.
Class dismissed
20. Christina - May 13, 2009 6:23 PM
Hayden, meh, I could take her or leave her. Steve is hot, i mean in comparision to the vast majority of the male population. Although I am slightly biased being a hetro.
21. alfalfa - May 13, 2009 6:27 PM
Midget sex!!!
22. whatever - May 13, 2009 6:32 PM
@ 18 - You are a midget too.
23. Darth - May 13, 2009 6:53 PM
Holy crap! That's a nice wallet what she's having in her hand there! Anybody knows what happened to her ex? Is he already burried in a coffin or is he still walking around?
24. Jack - May 13, 2009 6:56 PM
I'll bang the little whore.
25. ROUGH--like em natural - May 13, 2009 7:33 PM
God, sweet lil Hayden wouldve love me, i have the thickest accent,,,,
26. Marius - May 13, 2009 8:09 PM
OMG that jacket is horrible. We're going back to the 80s, with women wearing big blazers with shoulder pads.
27. hh - May 13, 2009 8:09 PM
she's really a plain looking chick, dont get all the hype around her.
28. The Observer - May 14, 2009 12:30 AM
She'd be alot hotter if she didn't dress like a complete and utter moron.
Does she own a mirror? A homeless person wouldn't be caught dead in pants like that.
29. Fun Online - May 14, 2009 2:53 AM
she's really a simple gal
click name for more
30. Stu - May 14, 2009 4:38 AM
Steve Jones is a very famous day time presenter of a teen type show that plays shows like the OC, Friends etc.
He has slept with every good looking celebrity under the sun rumour has it.
31. Wil Ferrell - May 14, 2009 5:52 AM
She needs to go back to her home on whore island
32. Luke - May 14, 2009 7:24 AM
Anyone who's seen Steve Jones knows he's pretty damn hilarious. Funniest british TV personality I can think of by a wide stretch.
33. Darth - May 14, 2009 7:53 AM
Is that a black- or a blueberry what she's holding there?
34. gerard vandenberg - May 14, 2009 7:59 AM
I'm sorry to say but important things like helping others is still: NOT DONE, in hollywood, folks!!
35. Nero - May 14, 2009 7:59 AM
It could be a cranberry too.
36. Turd Ferguson - May 14, 2009 10:27 AM
Steve Jones co-founded and played guitar in the Sex Pistols.
This guys just lucky enough to share his name.
What is she known for again?
37. HP is hot - May 14, 2009 1:37 PM
She looks hot, even if she is spreading for every celebrity. And Hayden is 5'1". That definitely falls in the midget category for a guy, but for a girl it's fine and even sexy. All that being said, those pants are not a good look, nor is that hideous hobbit she's with.
38. dullatron - May 15, 2009 3:01 AM
she looks cute. he looks like your typical inbred soccer loving turd burglar.
"ohh, but we call it football, mate"
fuck off
39. dullatron - May 15, 2009 3:04 AM
she looks cute, he looks like the typical British inbred soccer loving turd burglar.
"ohh, we call it football, mate"
fuck off