May 19 2009Gwyneth Paltrow hates Scarlett Johansson
Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson aren't getting along on the set of Iron Man 2. The GOOP auteur thinks Scarlett is stealing her "limelight," according to The Sun:
One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: "Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It's not a happy set."
The on-set source added: "Gwyneth and Scarlett have never been particularly close.
"Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth's had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven't developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point.
"In fact, it's quite the opposite."
I took the liberty of doodling how Iron Man would solve this problem, but I'm pretty sure Marvel would sue my pants off for showing their million dollar franchise character transform into a hot tub with double breast massagers. Although, frankly, I don't know how else you fight crime.

Reader Comments
1. Zeek - May 19, 2009 12:45 PM
Commie frist!
2. twocentsa - May 19, 2009 12:47 PM
Gwyneth sucked in Iron Man. And Scarlett is prettier. Gwyneth is jeaaaalouuus!
3. marksanchez - May 19, 2009 12:51 PM
scarlett is prettier but the pictures that are posted arent flattering
4. Gwyneth - May 19, 2009 12:51 PM
Scarlett is just so...so...so American! Uh! I hate it!
5. High Maintenance Whores - May 19, 2009 12:52 PM
Next.
6. Wednesdays on ABC! - May 19, 2009 12:54 PM
This fall - two crimefighters who don't go by the book! Watch "Scarecrow and Dolphinface" Wednesdays nights at 8 (7 central) on ABC!
7. GuyHolly - May 19, 2009 12:54 PM
She should get Tom Takeituptheass Cruise to bring down the pain on Scarlett.
8. KG - May 19, 2009 12:58 PM
Scarlett is hotter, but Gwyneth is by far the better actress (and can look pretty hot on screen with the right makeup and lighting). They are both way too enamored of themselves, but at least Gwyneth has an IQ above 100.
9. Jimbo - May 19, 2009 12:58 PM
I want to shoot my GOOP all over Gwyneth's asshole.
10. Alex - May 19, 2009 1:01 PM
Paltrow=36y/o
Johansson=24y/o
Paltrow=Chris Martin
Johansson=Ryan Reynolds
Paltrow's privates=echo
Johansson's privates=still viable
You'd be pissed and jealous, too.
11. LawnGnome - May 19, 2009 1:07 PM
They both need punished for not getting along. I'll administer the spankings.
12. whatever - May 19, 2009 1:18 PM
Ugh. Scarlett needs to get those teeth whitened.
13. Delgo - May 19, 2009 1:23 PM
Apple's mom is pissed.
Apple's dad steals Satch's music.
14. Delgo - May 19, 2009 1:23 PM
Apple's mom is pissed.
Apple's dad steals Satch's music.
15. FRIST!!! - May 19, 2009 1:24 PM
Stupid drama queens..why can't they just be happy they have a job?
16. Delgo - May 19, 2009 1:25 PM
Thats fucked up. I did not click twice.
17. PunkA - May 19, 2009 1:25 PM
Scarlett is overrated. Way overrated. Having said that, back in the day Gwynn was way overrated too. If I never saw either of these chicks in a film again, I could live with it. But at least Gwynn will show us her bits, so edge to Gwynn.
18. Oliver Joyner - May 19, 2009 1:26 PM
who gives a flying rats cock...
19. yes - May 19, 2009 1:29 PM
that's right. because SCARLETT FUCKING SUCKS.
most boring, overrated, pretentious shit head ever, ughhhh i hate her!
20. jimbo - May 19, 2009 1:30 PM
I'll take Scar over Gwyneth Paltry based on Paltry's nepotism status
21. mafme - May 19, 2009 1:33 PM
Gwyneth comes from a world of good acting, Scarlett comes from a fluff-head school of acting.
22. RichPort's Ghost - May 19, 2009 1:38 PM
#7 - I thought his middle name was haytalodapuss...
TCLTC
23. SoTe - May 19, 2009 1:52 PM
Why wouldn't Scarlett get all the attention? She's one sexy bitch, while on the other hand... this one is an insipid one. I don't even know why people are mentioning better acting... it's Iron Man not Hamlet. This is a battle of the egos, and I think Paltrow is going to lose! Scarlett is far more appealing and sexy.
24. Murphy72 - May 19, 2009 2:06 PM
Gwyneth should be eating her arse three times a day.
25. Jordana - May 19, 2009 2:14 PM
Gwyneth is a crunchy, dowdy, hippie Mom whose career peaked 10 years ago with an Oscar she received for her performance of a script she stole from a "friend"...Scarlett is a sexy young woman with her career on the rise.
DUH?!?!?
26. Jordana - May 19, 2009 2:15 PM
PS even in her bet days, Gwyneth was never as pretty or sexy as Scarlett
27. average joe - May 19, 2009 2:20 PM
Scarlett looks like she could suck a watermelon through a straw. Gwyneth looks like nothing less than royalty will get her wet. I know who I'm voting for come November!
28. mikeock - May 19, 2009 2:25 PM
I'd love to make Gwyneth taste meat. My meat.
29. danny - May 19, 2009 2:31 PM
Great. A cat fight between two semi-attractive women. *yawn*
30. Meream - May 19, 2009 2:38 PM
How is Scarlett demanding? Isn't Gwyneth a high-maintenance girl, too? Yeah, they are just drama queens. Cannot wait for the movie, though.
31. juuuunba! - May 19, 2009 2:57 PM
honestly, why did Scarlett even get cast for a role that Emily for sure can play better. I wanna even see how SJ is gonna pull off a freakin Russian accent, she can barely talk like a women!
Plus Emily blunt is hot as hell...GP is fine in this role of pepper
32. skanks - May 19, 2009 3:03 PM
Gwyneth has beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes from her human parent. Her ugly disposition and rapid aging come from whatever mongrel fucked the better looking parent.
Oh. And she's a cunt.
33. ROUGH--likes em natural - May 19, 2009 3:07 PM
That sound kinda hot, didnt Gwynie recently inflate her chest...
34. CryBabyeth - May 19, 2009 3:52 PM
Did poor widdle Gwennie get upstaged by the hawt movie star? Awwwww .... Suck it.
35. Frankly, My Dear - May 19, 2009 3:54 PM
I'm sure Scarlett doesn't give a damn.
36. Julie Ann - May 19, 2009 4:03 PM
I'm assuming it's her earring...but in pic #3...the head shot of Scarlett...it looks like her neck is pierced? It has the perfect spacing of a barbell stud..and since she's done some bizarre shit in the past it wouldn't surprise me...
37. wundersmack - May 19, 2009 7:21 PM
I liked Gwyneth until she got those stupid tiny implants. Go natural or go crazy, I say.
38. gigi - May 19, 2009 7:29 PM
whatev... Scarlett will kick Gwyneth's ass... until, that is, the uber-scary-talented Jessica Biel shows up & starts quoting Shakespeare all over the place...
39. Parker - May 19, 2009 7:31 PM
obviously gwyneth realizes that between them only scarlett has the ass that men want to buttfuck. this makes her keenly jealous. too bad. scarlett's a total babe.
40. sday - May 19, 2009 9:48 PM
am I the only one who's noticed the barbell NECK PIERCING Scarlett has?!?!?! WTF?!
41. James Gray - May 19, 2009 11:07 PM
Gwyneth is just bitter cause men love ScarJo while Goopy Bitch Paltrow has to show her titties to directors to get any attention.
42. gerard vandenberg - May 20, 2009 12:20 AM
TRUTH CAN BE PAINFUL SOMETIMES, folks!!
43. KC - May 20, 2009 1:16 AM
Scarlett is beautiful, rich, sexy, and married to Ryan Reynolds ... but she couldn't act her way out of gym class. She should be kissing serious Paltrow ass. At least to get an invitation to a party where she might meet Madonna.
44. fun for all - May 20, 2009 3:30 AM
gorgeous lady
click for more
45. RuthieGix - May 20, 2009 9:55 AM
I don't know why she should be jealous. When pretty woman are seen together, they each enhance each other's attractiveness.
46. Don - May 20, 2009 9:57 AM
Gwenyth just needs to be Johansson-motorboated. If she's not game, I am.
47. The ZaZ - May 20, 2009 10:27 AM
There's no comparison here.
Gwyneth is a washed up old bag next to that hourglass that never runs out of sand.
48. --------------------DIRTY KIKES THE BOTH OF 'EM----------------------- - May 20, 2009 11:02 AM
-----------------THEY'RE BOTH FILTHY JEWS SO WHO CARES----------------------------
HEBES AREN'T REAL PEOPLE, SO WHY IS THIS NEWS. GIVE US MORE NEWS ABOUT ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS SUCH AS HAYDEN, LINDSEY, BRITNEY, AND PARIS. NO MORE OF THESE MUTANT MONEY SUCKING, SOCIETY DESTROYING WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING.
49. ----------- - May 20, 2009 12:34 PM
both incredibly over-rated. boring faces. boring people. boring acting. both think they are brilliant and intellectual. neither is. scarlett's body wins, though.
maybe if they could kill each other off jessica beil could finally get a part and the world would be a better place.
50. chupacabra - May 21, 2009 12:40 PM
yet another reason for me to hate that goop bitch. she's such a self-righteous piece of shit. She's also dumb as a god damned stump.
51. uknowwho - May 26, 2009 2:36 PM
ugh, fuck the both of them are overrated.
52. Rupert - May 28, 2009 2:13 PM
Ha! I certainly came to the right place. A lot Gwyneth haters here. GO DIE GWYNETH BITCH!!!!!
53. Woods - May 31, 2009 11:23 AM
Yep, Paltry is jealous. Scarlett is quite pretty while Gwyneth is a botox-y hag.
54. Strawberry - July 20, 2009 4:17 PM
I hate them both, no really, I hate them both. It ruins the movie when I hate the actors in it. When I heard Scarlet was in the new IM film, I checked out. Maybe I'll watch a boot, but that's it. Let's hope there's a catfight, or one of them pulls a Christian Bale on the set, then I like, I like...